Baby Boy

(A Few Months Later-April 2006)

Jay: * yelling from his office* Bey! Baby come here!

Bey: *walks in* What is it baby?

Jay: What took so long?

Bey: Um *points to belly* Its kind of hard to move fast ya know

Jay: Oh yea. I forgot

Bey: Ch….what you want? I got food on the stove

Jay: Did you take $80,000 out of my account?

Bey: No, why would I do that?

Jay: I’m just asking. I was checking my bank account making sure everything is intact and that’s whats missing. I asked you first before I started tripping out.

Bey: Oh no. I didn’t take it. Plus I have my own money, so I don’t need yours.

Jay: Baby don’t take me asking you that the wrong way. Im not saying you stole it. I really don’t care about you getting money from me. And could you please stop with the whole “my money, your money” thing? We are together, we are engaged, we are a family with two kids…well amost two

Bey: I was just saying

Jay: I know, and so was I. Go ahead and finish cooking my steak woman *chuckles*

Bey: Ch…I’ll burn that damn steak *walks off giggling* You know Im good at burning shit

(Bey went back in the kitchen and continued cooking {btw her cooking skills have obviously improved and Jay has been helping her around the kitchen}. Jay was still trying to figure out where his money went. While they were doing what they were doing, Jr was in his room playing and all of a sudden some glass breaks.)

Bey: Jr! *moves in the living room as fast as she can* Are you ok? *checks him to make sure he wasn’t bleeding*

Jay: *runs in* What happened?

Jr: *points to broken table in the living room*

Bey: Jr how did you break my table?!

Jr: I threw the ball at it

Bey: What have I told you about that?

Jay: *picking up glass* I told you about that earlier

Jr: My bad dang

Bey: *gives him “the look”* Yo bad? Dang? I got some for that. Get yo lil ass over. I don’t know what the hell has got into you.

Jr: You got fat

Bey: Oh, I’m about to tear the skin off yo lil butt

Jr: *runs away*

Bey: Jr, get back in here! Don’t run from me *goes after him*

Jay: Bey, I got it. Just sit down. You know you cant be doing all that

Bey: Naw, Im gone beat his ass. Im sick of him actin a fool. Ever since I started showing a little, he been just doin shit Jay!

Jay: I know baby, I’ll take care of him. I just need you to relax before your blood pressure gets too high

Bey: *sits* Fine! …and you better tear his ass up like I would

Jay: I got it

(Jay finishes picking up the glass and walks around the house looking for Jr. Bey finally relaxes enough to finish cooking dinner.)

Jay: *in their bedroom* Jr I know you in here. Come here

Jr: No!

Jay: Jr don’t make me come find you

Jr: *silent*

Jay: Ok see now I gotta beat ya ass boy. I wasn’t gone whoop you until now. Get yo butt out here

Jr: No!

Jay: Ok *snatches him from under the bed* You gone get enough of telling me no *pulls off his LV belt* Now you finna get a high end ass whooping

(Jay whoops Jr lil ass then sits him down to talk to him about his behavior. He wanted to know why Jr was clowning like that. When he sat Jr down, Bey called them to eat. They went to the table and started to eat. Bey was still pissed about her table, but she heard Jay whooping him so she know he learned his lesson about being hard headed and breaking shit.)

Jay: Now Jr, tell us whats going on with you

Jr: Nothing *attitude*

Bey: Boy you better get that attitude together. Ch…I aint never seen a 3 year old with an attitude like that

Jay: You know where he got it from *chuckles*

Bey: Whatever

Jay: See…but naw, seriously Jr what is your problem? And you better not say "nothing"

Jr: You and Mommy don’t love me

Jay: What? Why would you say that?

Jr: You always in the offish and Mommy is always yelling at me. She got fat and mean

Jay: Mommy is not fat

Jr: Yes huhn. Look at hew belly

Jay: *looks at Bey* We have to tell him now

Bey: *nods her head yes* Jr. Mommy is fat because I have a baby growing inside of me

Jr: But Im your baby

Bey: Yea, you are my baby, but Im having another one

Jr: Well I don’t want anothew baby because Im the baby

Jay: Jr you cant be like that.

Jr: Uh huhn cuz if we have a baby then he gone take my toys like cousin Julez do

Jay: Don’t worry about that son. We can get the baby his or her own toys

Bey: Jr listen, just because we are having a new baby don’t mean you can act out. You have been really making Mommy upset. I don’t like yelling at you, but you just do stuff. Mommy and Daddy need your help. We need you to be good so everything can be ok.

Jay: Yea. You know why we don’t take you to the toy store or to get ice cream anymore? Because you been actin up. Aint you tired of Mommy whooping you?

Jr: *nods his head yes* I don’t like that

Bey: Then you gotta stop being bad

Jr: v_v yes ma’am

Jay: So we good lil man?

Jr: I don’t want to be a lil man. I wanna be a baby boy

Jay: You cant be a baby boy all your life son

Jr: But I want to

Bey: That’s fine. You gone always be Mommy’s baby boy

Jr: *smiles* ok…we good *starts eating*

Jay: ..and Jr we love you more than you know and Im sorry for working so much. I promise to stop working so much and spend more time with you and Mommy

Jr: *mouth full of food* Ok

(After they get Jr right, they finished eating dinner and Jay and Jr cleaned up while Bey went upstairs to buy another table online and take a shower. A little after, Jay put Jr to bed and showered himself.)

Jay: *climbing into bed* You ok baby?

Bey: Yea, hurtin a little, but I’ll be fine

Jay: Whats wrong?

Bey: Stomach. I can tell this baby is gonna be way bigger than Jr *giggles*

Jay: That means I get another boy *rubs her belly* Hey son #2

Bey: I hope not. I cant deal with another boy in the house.

Jay: Ha! Well get ready. Why haven’t you gone to the doctor yet? Aint it time to find out the sex of the baby?

Bey: Yea, but you been working so much so I decided I’d wait to make an appointment when you have some off time.

Jay: Well from now on, Im off whenever I need to be. Tomorrow I want to you make an appointment

Bey: Ok. What if we have a girl? What would we name her?

Jay: Idk…Maybe Brooklyn Carter

Bey: Yea we can name her that and change Jr’s name to Houston Knowles. Hell naw!

Jay: What? Why not?

Bey: For one, that is ghetto fabulous

Jay: and what is Beyonce?

Bey: You tried it

Jay: *laughs* I’m just playing.

Bey: keep on and see what happens

Jay: Not a damn thing. But what if we name her Carter Giselle Knowles? That way it can stay in both our families and you get to keep the Knowles family name going

Bey: Hell no. I am not name my child no damn Carter as a first name

Jay: Fine what about about Tiana-May Carter?

Bey: Jay what the hell? Ima need you and Harriet Tubman to stop with yall conversations *laughs*

Jay: very funny and ion see you coming up with no names

Bey: I was thing something with the name Ivy in it

Jay: hmmm I like Ivy. Its simple

Bey: mmhmm and all we need is another name to go in front or behind it and we’ll have a baby name. We have time for that tho

Jay: What if we have another boy?

Bey: Idk, we can have that convo later. Im tired right now.

Jay: Mhm, baby let me ask you a question tho

Bey: *faces him* what is it?

Jay: When we get married will you take my last name or are you gonna be all Hollywood and keep yours?

Bey: *giggles* No I wont be Hollywood. I’ll probably hyphenate it tho

Jay: Ok, I guess as long as my last name is there somewhere

Bey: It will be baby.

Jay: Ok *turns tv and light off* Goodnight baby. I love you *kisses her cheek*

Bey: Night honey. Love you too

I know this is a lil short, but oh fucking well! 

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