Sunday, December 18, 2011

Girls Night Out...

(Jay knew it was Lyndell’s voice, which is why he answered the phone with an attitude. Bey was dumbfounded like wtf is goin on and why is he answering my phone like that.)

Lyndell: Oh hi Jay. May I speak to Beyonce?

Jay: *mad as hell, but he just gives Bey the phone*

Bey: Hello?

Lyn: Hey Beyonce

Bey: Lyn what do you want? And why are you calling me at midnight?

Lyn: Im sorry, Im not calling to mess up anything I swear. I just wanted to say Happy Birthday.

Bey: Oh *smiles* well thanks

Lyn: No problem. Enjoy the rest of your night, I don’t want hubby to trip

Bey: *laughs* its cool, but thanks again goodnight *hangs up*

Jay: *side eyes* What was that about? *attitude*

Bey: Nothing, he was just calling to wish me a Happy Birthday

Jay: At midnight?!

Bey: Chill Jay, he apologized for callin so late

Jay: You sholl seem happy about talkin to him all that damn giggling and smiling nshit

Bey: Damn my bad, the fuck is wrong with you?

Jay: Nothing, im just tired goodnight *turns light off and lays down*

Bey: Bipolar ass *lays down*

(Tarajiah’s Room)

T: *crying* yea Ma, I miss him and I love him, but I know I deserve better. Im gonna go visit him, and when I do im taking my divorce papers

MT: Im proud of you Tarajiah. I really am. Im so glad you know whats the best thing for you.

T: *calming down* Thanks. Well Im glad we had this talk Mama. I love you. Im gonna let you go to bed, its late.

MT: You sure? I’ll stay up as long as you need me to

T: Im fine Ma. Goodnight

MT: Godnight love you *they hang up*

T: *thinking outloud* I have to do this. Fuck Mark!

*knock at the door*

T: Come in

Julius: Are you ok?

T: *straightens up* Yea, im fine. Why u ask?

Julius: I heard you crying from my room. I just wanted to come check on you.

T: Oh sorry about that. Im fine tho, thanks.

Julius: Ok well…….um goodnight I guess

T: You can come in.

Julius: *closes door and sits* So…

T: So what?

Julius: So listen *sighs* Im feelin you, but ion wanna get in between you and your husband. Im just not that type of man. I just wanted to let you know that, I mean its pretty obvious tho

T: *laughs* Well idk what to say but *shows him divorce papers with her signature on them* All I have to do is take them to him so he can sign.

Julius: Wow. Idk if I should be happy or if I should be sympathetic

T: *laughs* its fine

Julius: *kisses her, then breaks away a few moments later* Sorry I had to

T: *smiles and wipes her mouth* its cool I guess

(T and Julius sit there in an awkward silence for about 5 minutes. Then all of a sudden, she tackled Julius and was on top of him. They ended up fucking but 5 minutes later….)

T: O_o

Julius: *breathing hard* That was amazing!

T: Um…you can leave now

Julius: Oh..you sure cuz I can stay and go round two

T: No, just leave

Julius: Ok then, you know where my room is if you want some of this ;-)

(Basically, T was pretty upset lmao. Julius had a big dick and didn’t know how to use and he only lasted 3 minutes. The other 2 minutes was how long it took him to put a condom on and get his dick inside of her smh. Anyway, the next morning Jay got up and cooked breakfast for everybody. They ate and chilled.)

(Living Room)

*phone rings*

Bey: Hey Ang wassup

Angie: OMG Bey guess what?!

Bey: What?

Angie: I was at the mall and guess who I ran into girl

Bey: Who?

Angie: Tati, Jessica, and Ashley

Bey: *sits up* Whaaaaat? Are you serious?

Angie: YES, I was like no them aint my bitches and we was laughin and talkin and they asked about you. They said they wanna get out tonight and kick it

Bey: Ok, where at?

Angie: Well they wanna hit the club up, but I know that aint really yo scene

Bey: Its really not, but I wanna see the girls! What club?

Angie: Club Fantasy {made up lol...its a male strip club}

Bey: awww shit don’t nothing good come from there lmao

Angie: Aye, we don’t mind seein niggas shakin they dick in our faces. You the only one married

Bey: *sighs* Damn I wanna go. And I aint married....yet *laughs*

Angie: Better ask your *mocks her* Pop Pop

Bey: *laughs* Whatever Im goin. What time?

Angie: Whaaat?! Check out Bey being all bad nshit *laughs* but we meetin at the club at 11

Bey: I’ll be there *hangs up* Jay? Jay?! JAY?

Jay: Im in the office

Bey: *walks in* Baby im goin out with my girls tonight

Jay: Ok, tell Kelly them I said hey

Bey: Not Kelly and Michelle. Im goin with some of my girlfriends from back home. Angie saw them in the mall and they gone go out and I wanna go

Jay: Idk how I feel about that, Idk them

Bey: And?

Jay: Damn well have fun

Bey: *starts to leave*

Jay: Wait, where yall goin?

Bey: Ch…Im a grown ass woman *leaves*

(Bey knew Jay would prolly have a bitch fit if she told him she was goin to a male strip club. She just avoided his question throughout the day. He was pissed because she just wouldn’t tell him where she was going…..Right before Bey was about to leave.)

Bey: How I look?

Jay: Why you gotta go out lookin all sexy?

Bey: Why you gotta act all bipolar? What the fuck are you on your period or some shit?

Jay: Naw. I guess Im not used to you goin out with people idk

Bey: Well get used to it

Jay: Fine….and you look great

Bey: Thanks *she leaves*

(An hour later-Club Fantasy)

Bey: *walking up behind them* Hey ladies

Tati: *turns around, screams* Beyonce!!! OMG *hugs her*

Jessica: OMG Beyonce *hugs her*

Ashley: OMG Bey fuckin once! *hugs her*

Bey: Im so excited! Its been forever!

Tati: I know. We haven’t seen each other since you and Angie snuck out to go to TJ party back in high school, well yall was in home school *laughs*

Bey: I know! Its been way too long

Jessica: Gworl! We gotta catch up tho. Everytime I turn my damn tv on there you go.

Ashley: Hell yea. They be saying some scandalous shit too *side eyes* you gotta let us know wassup

Angie: Um I hate to break up yall lil fun fest but Im tryna see some dancing dicks

Tati: *rolls eyes* Ch….some things never change

(The girls head inside the club and get them a private table. They get to talking and catching up and reminiscing.)

Ashley: *laughing* yall crazy, but um where the fuck is my damn drinks?!

Bey: Whoa! Since when did you start drinking? You use to be the one to act like you was scared to drink *laughs*

Ashley: Nawww that was yo ass

Bey: Nah, it was you too. Remember at TJ party they tried to get us to take them shots and you was like nawww my mama gone know I been drinkin

Ashley: And you was all like naw I don’t drink I don’t drink

Bey: So, but I wasnt how you was and I STILL took that damn shot

Ashley: Damn you did huh *laughs*

Guy: *walks up* Here’s yall drinks. Got a bottle of Ciroc {ion think they had that in 05 but o well}, bottle of Patron, bottle of Cristal, and a bottle of Bacardi. You ladies enjoy *walks away*

Ashley: Yassssssssss. Where should I start? Ciroc or Patron?

Bey: Omg I am just shocked at you Ash

Jessica: Ch…this bitch stay drunk

Tati: Hell yea. Ashley gets DOWN!

(The girls pop open the drinks and get the party started. Ashley is drunk off her ass along with Angie. Bey, Tati, and Jess are in chill mode. They tipsy, but they laughin they ass off at Ash and Angie.)

Tati: *laughing* I told you Ashley be drinking a lot

Bey: *laughs* I see.

Jessica: O_O omfg look at them bitches on the pole with the strippers tho *points to them*

Tati&Bey: *dying laughing* OMG!

Stripper 1: *walks up* Can we assist you ladies?

Stripper 2: Yea, we can make yall good time even better

Stripper 3: Yea. They call me Slick. This my bro P *points to S1* and this my bro Extasy *points to S2*

Bey: Nice to meet yall but um Im fine.

Jessica: Yea, me too

Bey: Whaaat? Everybody changing on me. Jess you used to be down for EVERYTHING!

Jessica: *laughs* yea that was before my man came into the picture

Bey: Man? I want details

Tati: Ch….Andre fucked some sense into her ass, got her whipped *laughs*

Bey: Well I aint hatin my baby did the same thang

Tati: Well I aint tied down to nobody so Slick, you can show me some attention and Im feelin them dreads

Slick: *sexy smile* I got you boo *starts grinding his dick in her face*

Tati: *drinks Patron* yasssss

Extasy: *grinds in Bey’s face* you like this?

Bey: Um no, I said Im fine

Ex: Well fuck you too then *walks off*

Slick: I love dancing for you ma, but my guy left so I gotta bounce too

Tati: Cool

Angie: *running back over there panicking* Yall we gotta fucking go!

Bey: O_o why whats wrong?

Angie: We have to GO

(The girls leave all confused because they didn’t know why they  had to leave so soon. Instead of them going home, they decided to go kick it at Angie’s apartment. They all sittin on the couch drinking what Angie had at home.)

Bey: Why we have to leave Ang?

Angie: Yall aint gone believe who I saw in there dancing!

Tati: Who?!

Angie: Yall remember that boy Reggie I used to date a while back?

Jess: Yea, the one with all the tattoos?

Angie: Yea, well his ass was in the there. He looked at me with a mean ass mug

Tati: Ok and? Why did we have to leave? You could have just spoke to him or something.

Angie: No! That fool crazy. We broke up cuz he found out I was cheating on him with Anthony and he tried to kill Ant. Ch…I got the fuck out of dodge and aint seen him since.

Bey: Damn Ang

Angie: I know, but when I saw that mean ass mug I was like hell naw we gotta go….he prolly still a fuckin nutcase

Tati: Damn, Im glad me we left that bitch then

Ashley: Hell yea, we would have all been dead *laughs and takes a drink*

(The girls talk and drink until they pass out, including Bey. The next morning…)

*phone rings*

Bey: *sleepy voice* Hello

Jay: Bey where the fuck are you?

Bey: Jay please stop yelling, my head hurts

Jay: I don’t give a fuck. You need to make ya way back home.

Bey: Jay chill, im fine

Jay: Whatever *hangs up*

(Bey falls back asleep until about 4 that evening. They all woke up around the same time, completely hungover. They had a good ass night girls night out. Bey headed home and when she walked in Jay was cooking dinner, pissed.)

Bey: Hey yall *dry voice*

T: Hey sis

Julius: Hey Bey

Jr: Mommmyyyyyy. Where u was at? I mished you

Bey: I missed you too. I was with Cousin Angie

Jr: Oh. Her crazy

Bey: *laughs* Yea she is. Let Mama go take a shower

Jr: Ok. You stink Mommy. You smell like stanky stuff

Bey: *laughs* Well let me hurry up and take a bath….*goes to the kitchen* Hey Jay

Jay: *side eye*

Bey: Ok, I’ll leave you alone *takes a shower, gets dressed, and sits on the bed* Damn, I still got a hangover *goes to sleep*

*an hour later*

Jay: Bey wake up *taps her ass* Bey baby wake up

Bey: *opens one eye* Hmm?

Jay: Time to eat baby

Bey: Im not hungry

Jay: Bey come eat. I know you haven’t eaten all day.

Bey: How you know?

Jay: Cuz you never eat when you hungover

Bey: *starts whining* Ion wanna eat, I just wanna sleeeep

Jay: Come on baby get up

Bey: *sits up slowly* Fine.

Jay: Baby, first I wanna apologize

Bey: For what?

Jay: I been actin like a dick all week

Bey: Its ok, but why have you been actin like that?

Jay: Well I know I said the past is the past, but ever since you told me your secret, I’ve been really protective. Like I don’t want you with anyone I don’t know or trust and I don’t want you to be put in any situations that could lead to sex with anybody else. And when Lyn called I instantly, but come on can you blame me for being like that after what you told me?

Bey: I understand that part with Lyndell, I would have probably acted the same way. But you have to realize that I’m a grown ass woman. I know better than to go out with random ass people I don’t know. Just because you don’t know them doesn’t mean they aint trustworthy. I understand my secret could have led to not you trusting me anymore, but Jay all I ask of you is to at least try to trust me a little bit

Jay: You right baby v_v. I’ll trust you, Im sorry *kisses her* Now come on and lets eat

Bey: Ok *stands up*

Jay: *smacks her ass hard* And dont ever stay out all night without letting me know where you are. I was worried

Bey: Ouch. Did you just spank me? *giggles*

Jay: Ima do more than that

(Bey and Jay made and went to the kitchen laughing and being all coupled up and stuff. They all sat at the table and ate dinner. Jay cooked meatloaf, green bean casserole, and rolls. After dinner, they cleaned up and watched movies. All of a sudden…)

*knock at the door*

Jay: Who is that beating like the police? *opens door*

Mark: Hi, is Tarajiah here?...

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5 comments:

  1. Great post Anitra! #DEATH at Tarajiah and Julius having sex for "2" fucking minutes! Lmfaoooo!

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  2. Lol yes DEATH at Julius's lack of sex skills. And oh shit Mark's at the house! :O

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  3. Omggg yes for this post lol owww I loved it!!! And how the fuck mark get out of jail smh drama lorddd

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  4. Aaaaah yasss Anitra I loved hangin with bey and Angie lol...and I was ctfu when Julius just thought he was the shit after that horrible sex he put T through...smh ch..I just can't wait to see how this gone play out with Mark..

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  5. YYYYYAAAAAAAYYYY I got to hang with all my home girls. And Me and Bey was on the same damn page. no swingin dick in our faces. we gots our babys for that lol. great post. and im glad Bey and Jay made up. and OH LAWD How did Mark's dumb ass get out. Someone need to fuck him up. *Q's Jay and Julius*

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