Saturday, December 31, 2011

Just Us...

(After Mark revealed the fact that he’s gay and that Tarajiah may or may not have an STD, they sat in the living room consoling her. She was torn. Finally Julius took her to bed so she can rest…..The next day, Julius decided that he and Tarajiah would get away so Jay let them take the jet and go for the weekend. Bey and Jay were home alone because Mama Gloria wanted to keep Jr.)

(In The Bedroom)

Jay: *pulls curtains open* Rise and shine sleepy head

Bey: *stretching with an ugly face* Morning baby

Jay: Morning. Um baby, do me a favor

Bey: *wiping her eyes* What is it?

Jay: Never make that face again *laughs*

Bey: *giggles* shut up *covers face with blanket*

Jay: *laughs* Im just playin babe.

Bey: Whatever *smells her own breath* Whooo got damn! *runs to the bathroom to brush*

Jay: Whats wrong with you?

Bey: My breath smell like straight ass. Never will I ever put my head under the cover with morning breath AGAIN

Jay: *laughs* Well damn baby, if it smell like that maybe you should go to the dentist

Bey: *side eye*

Jay: *chuckles* Im just sayin. So what we doin today? We got the house to ourselves. No drama, no kid, just us

Bey: Idk, we can do whatever you wanna do

Jay: *raises eyebrow* You sure about that?

Bey: Don’t be raisin them bushy ass eyebrows at me

Jay: *laughs* Um honey yo shit aint lookin hot right now either

Bey: :-O *punches him in the chest*

Jay: *laughs* Naw don’t get mad. You started it *picks her up over his shoulder*

Bey: Put me down before you drop me. Them thick ass eyebrows gone block ya view

Jay: *throws her on the bed* you got jokes huh

Bey: Naw, Im just sayin. Its time for a wax

Jay: And its time for yours to be mowed like the lawn *laughs*

Bey: *ctfu* I hate you

Jay: No you don’t

Bey: Yes I do *fold arms and pouts*

Jay: *shrugs* So *walks out*

(Jay)

*walking to the kitchen, rubbing his eyebrows* Damn my shit is thick. I never let my hair get this wild. I need to call Mariah for this. *thinks* Oh shit, I can’t do that. Bey gone flip out. *starts cooking breakfast*

(Bey)

*looking in the mirror* GWORL! What the hell is this? These thangs havin a party on my face. Let me call Ty real quick. *calls Ty*

Ty: *whispers* Hello

Bey: Hey you busy?

Ty: Um hold on

The Game: *in the background* come on Ty baby. I need some more ass

Ty: *to The Game* Damn aint you tired?! My ass is sore

Bey: O_o *gags* Um Ty, ima call you back *hangs up, thinks outloud* LAWD kill the visual

(In the Kitchen)

Jay: *on the phone* Alright, can you come over?

Mariah: Yea, is wifey there?

Jay: Duh, she lives here. And lose the attitude, I do not have time for that shit.

Mariah: Yes Daddy

Jay: Stop calling me that. We are not fucking anymore. I have a woman now so stop that shit

Bey: *walks in* Smells good

Jay: *plays cool* Ok Mariah thanks. We’ll see you at 3 bye bye *hangs up fast* Hey baby *kisses her forehead* Sit down, breakfast is served

Bey: Yes! Im starving. *takes a bite* So baby, who’s Mariah?

Jay: Oh um that’s the girl that waxes eyebrows and stuff. She’s gonna come over with her assistant and give us massages and wax our thick ass eyebrows *laughs*

Bey: Haha…You have a personal masseuse and eyebrow archer?

Jay: Um not really. Like um we um.

Bey: Jay do not lie to me.

Jay: *sighs* Ok well me and her use to fuck around before me and you got together, of course. I helped her open her a lil spa place so she could make money with her skills.

Bey: *puts fork down and gives him the death star for a moment*So you thought it was a good idea to invite one of your previous fuck buddies to wax my shit and massage me? Ch….*gets up*

Jay: Its nothing like that. I don’t even think of her like that anymore. Plus she knows Im with you babe.

Bey: Call her and cancel that shit NOW *walks out*

Jay: Damn, ok *calls and cancels*

(A Few Hours Later…In The Bathroom)

Bey: *plucking her brows, on the phone* Hey Kelly girl

Kelly: Hey Bey you got a minute?

Bey: Yea girl. Whats wrong?

Kelly: *sad tone* I miss Nelly

Bey: Awww Kel. Call him.

Kelly: I did. He doesn’t wanna talk to me

Bey: What happened?

Kelly: I wasn’t making time for him like he was doing for me

Bey: Damn. Well I know from experience that you have to make sacrifices to have a healthy relationship

Kelly: I know that’s why I called you. What should I do?

Bey: I suggest giving him a few days to think. You need to take that same few days and do some thinking too. Im sure he will come around, he seems serious about you. Just give it time.

Kelly: You right Bey. Thanks sis love you

Bey: No problem, love you too

Kelly: Ill ttyl, ima take a nap

Bey: Ok girl bye *hangs up*

(Jay’s Office)

Kanye: Man, wassup. Havent seen you in a while.

Jay: I know. I been spending time with the fam ya know. Glad you came over. Whats going on?

Kanye: Dealing with hoes, making beats, running shit. You know same ol same ol

Jay: *chuckles* That’s that damn Kanye West. I thought you was tryna hit Rih

Kanye: Hell naw, come on man. I know Im a manwhore, but that swollen forehead bitch cant get this dick

Jay: *laughs* Damn Ye. She aint that ugly tho

Kanye: So you tellin me you would hit that if you wasn’t with Bey?

Jay: Fuck no. Well…I’d let her suck my dick *laughs*

Kanye: *laughs* My nigga *daps him* Where Bey at anyway?

Jay: She was upstairs. I think she mad at me

Kanye: Damn Jay you stay fuckin shit up. What happened now?

Jay: Nothing really but *tells him*

Kanye: That was dumb to invite her over tho, but I doubt Bey mad at that.

Jay: I know. Ima go talk to my baby when you leave tho.

Kanye: Cool, so listen. I know I fuck around alot, but I got my eye on this girl name Amber. She be tempting me.

Jay: Amber? Amber who?

Kanye: Idk. I just her name is Amber and she thick as fuck. She light skinned and bald head too

Jay: Bald? Damn Ye you go for the weirdest bitches in America

Kanye: That shit is intriguing to me

Jay: Obviously

(Jay and Kanye talked for a little while longer and then laid a track down in the home studio. Bey was still upstairs. After she finished her eyebrows, she decided to flat iron her real hair and wear it. Finally, Kanye left and Jay looked for Bey and found her lying in bed watching tv.)

Jay: *lays next to her and puts his arms around her* Hey baby. I missed you

Bey: Missed you too. Now be quiet, Im watching tv

Jay: Dang ok

*30 minutes later*

Bey: Ok now that my show is gone off *turns facing Jay* Hey baby. I missed you more *kisses him*

Jay: *smiles* Still mad at me?

Bey: I was never mad.

Jay: Oh. Damn so I could have been all up under you all this time?

Bey: Mhm.

Jay:  Man damn……Baby I have an idea

Bey: Oh Lord. What is it now?

Jay: I think we should give each other massages and you can arch my eyebrows. I see you did your *chuckles*

Bey: *laughs* Had to and ok we can do that

(Bey and Jay watched tv for a lil while and then Bey started on Jay’s brows. Lawd Jesus it took her forever on them thangs. After they got done with that, Jay took his shirt off and and laid on his belly and let Bey massage him with some oil. Then, he returned the favor.)

Jay: *massaging her and mesmerized by her perfection*

Bey: *eyes closed* mmm that’s feels so good baby

Jay: *continuing* does it? I thought I wasn’t doin it right

Bey: Im not complaining at all

Jay: *smiles and kisses her cheek* I love you baby

Bey: Love you more

(The more Jay massaged Bey, the hornier he got. He knew Bey was horny too. He massaged her slowly and then started to send a trail of kisses down her back. Bey’s spine quivered as his lips touched her. Each kiss was filled with love. Once Jay finished is trail, he softly turned Bey around without saying a word. He looked into her eyes and kissed her lips with every drop of love he had for her. He broke the kiss and stood up and admired her shape.)

Jay: *smiles* You are so beautiful

Bey: *smiles*

Jay: Beyonce, can I make love to you?

Bey: You can do whatever you want to me

Jay: *smiles* Well let me start by doing this *slowly pulls off her panties* and this *kisses the inside of her thighs*

Bey: *lightly moans*

Jay: *kisses her lips* I love you

(Jay began to kiss Bey’s lips and then went down to her earlobes, then her neck, then her breasts. Between kisses he would look at her and she was enjoying every bit of pleasure. She had her eyes closed and was biting her bottom lip. He finally made it to her cooch and licked her clit while slowly fingering her. She moaned louder and louder each time his fingers went in. She came in his mouth 7 minutes later and he licked her coochie clean.)

Bey: mmmm baby, its my turn

(Jay laid on the bed with his hands on the back of his head. Bey ran her nails on his chest as she made her way down. She rubbed his dick and it instantly got hard. Beyonce licked and suck his nuts, one at a time, until he was rock hard. One she saw that vein in his dick, she licked around on the tip and with no hands she put her mouth around his dick and moved up and down slowly. She relaxed her throat so she can take every inch of his manhood in her mouth. She kept sucking Jay off at a medium and once she felt his leg tense up, she knew it was bust time. She closed her eyes tight and jacked him off until he grunted and came all over her face.)

Bey: *licks his nut off her lips* mmm nice

Jay: *picks Bey up and lays her down*

Bey: Make love to me baby

Jay: *starts to put the head in, phone rings* Fuck!...Im not answering *puts his dick in*

Bey: *moans*

Jay: *thrusts slowly while holding Bey’s leg on his shoulder* mmm

Bey: *whispers* deeper

Jay: *goes a little deeper while keeping his slow pace* mmm shit baby

Bey: *moans* yass baby *phone rings again* Jay get the phone

Jay: mmm no baby. It can wait. Aahhh

Bey: *forgets about it and moans louder as he goes a little deeper*

Jay: Shit..you so wet mmm *phone rings again*

Bey: Just get so they can stop callin baby

Jay: Fuck! Im not stopping. You feel so good

Bey: mmm baby get the phone

Jay: mmm *keeps pumping while answering the phone* Hello

Bey: *covers her mouth so she wont be too loud and moans*

TyTy: Hey man get down here now

Jay: Im busy right now.

TyTy: Jay NOW. The  Rocawear building is on fire!

Jay: What?! Im on my way…

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4 comments:

  1. Awwww that bitch probably then set the building in fire smh great post

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  2. Noo and they were just gettin it in!!!!! Ugh I was so lookin forward to the rest of that LOL. Great post ^_^

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  3. Damn..good thing jay answered the phone!...to bad they couldn't finish I was gettin into it lol...and omg the game of all people to be gay and fucking Ty...smh..ch..great post Sis!

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