To You From Me...

(Jay stood with the door slightly open trying to think of who this man is and why he was at his house and how he knew where he lived. He figured it wasn’t Mark because he was supposed to be in jail.)

Jay: May I ask who’s looking?

Mark: Im her husband Mark

Jay: Oh, well unfortunately you are not welcome here Mark. I don’t know much about you, but I do know that if you step foot on my property again you will have a well whooped ass. *closes door and steps outside* Listen I’m a man that loves my family very much and will go to the extreme to protect them so if you…

Bey: *opens door* Who was it baby? *sees Mark* Oh hi

Mark: Hi *walks away*

Bey: O_o um ok. What was that about?

Jay: *worried yet angry look* Lets go inside, its chilly out here

Bey: Ok *they go in* Baby what was that about? *follows Jay to their room*

Jay: *sits* That was Mark

Bey: Mark? Tarajiah’s Mark?

Jay: Yea. He asked for her.

Bey: What did he say?

Jay: Nothing really, I didn’t give him a chance to say anything. He just asked for T and I told him he wasn’t welcomed here and that if he came back I was gone beat his ass. Then you came out.

Bey: *sits* Well damn how the hell did he know where we lived? And how the fuck did he know Tarajiah was here?!

Jay: I have no idea. That’s why I’m worried.

Bey: *sighs* Great more drama. I swear I’ve done nothing to anybody to make shit like this happen to me and my family *getting pissed, start tearing up* This shit is just fucking ridiculous

Jay: *hugs her* Its ok baby. I won’t let anything happen to anybody living in this household

Bey: Man naw fuck that. This shit is startin to piss me off. I hate to have to do something about it myself, but I will. Shit gone get real just watch

Jay: *chuckles* Calm down baby thug *kisses her forehead* All I want you to do is rest that fat ass *rubs her ass* I think I’m in love with your ass Bey *tryna make her laugh*

Bey: Not now Jay.... I could just line everybody up and beat they ass ugh I’m sick of this shit

Jay: *chuckles* Look at you being all mad. You look sexy when you mad.

Bey: SHUT UP SHAWN

Jay: *keeps messing with her* oooo I like it when you get feisty and call me Shawn.

Bey: Ch…leave me alone. Im tryna be all serious nshit and you playin *rolls her eyes*

Jay: I got an idea. Take ya anger out on me *winks*

Bey: *tries to walks away*

Jay: *grabs her arm* You aint goin nowhere. Come let me rub on that ASS. Yes LAWD!

Bey: *quietly giggles* Leave me alone Jay

Jay: Nope, not until you stop being all mad

Bey: That’s not possible right now

Jay: Well I guess I gotta keep talking about how perfect that ass is *grabs a hand full* ooo its soft too

Bey: *giggles* Stop it Jay

Jay: Nope. *slaps her ass* ooo shit its jiggles when I smack it

Bey: *starts laughing* You so silly

Jay: That’s that smile I was looking for

Bey: Can you leave me alone now?

Jay: Nope! I still sense a tad bit of an attitude.

Bey: *starts whining* mmmmm leave me aloooone

Jay: Girl you better stop moaning like that before I have to put some on ya

Bey: *ignores him*

Jay: *looks at her chest* Lawd! How I forget about these perfectly plump titties to match that ass. Can I touch em please baby baby please

Bey: *starts laughing* Stop playin Jay

Jay: *laughs* Ok I’ll stop, but do you feel better now?

Bey: *smiles* How could I not? You always make me feel better *kisses him*

Jay: mmm better stop putting them lips on me, you know how I get

Bey: Aw yea I forgot, somebody can’t control his dick

Jay: Yea I can

Bey: LIES! If I sit on yo lap, BOING, that dick gone pop right up *laughs*

Jay: Whatever. My dick does not do that. I can control my erection

Bey: Lets bet

Jay: Ok how much?

Bey: 20k

Jay: ooo look at baby thug bettin money with the biggest hustler in New York. You sure you wanna do that?

Bey: You scared?

Jay: Hell naw, that’s chump change

Bey: Is it now? Let up the anty then, how bout 150k

Jay: *laughs* you serious?

Bey: Dead ass

Jay: *laughs* ok if we gone make this bet then it gotta be 500k and no less

Bey: Im down

Jay: *laughs* ok…*shakes his head, smiling* I cant believe you bet me 500k that my dick instantly gets hard when you sit on my lap

Bey: You backing out? You know its true

Jay: No its not, and no I’m not backing out. I got some to prove.

Bey: So you ready to get ya dick hard now or you wanna wait until later?

Jay: We can do that shit now

Bey: *sexy smirk* Brace yourself *takes off her dress slowly*

Jay: *covers his eyes* That’s cheating

Bey: No its not, you didn’t make rules

Jay: Damn you wrong for this

Bey: Are you already hard? *laughs*

Jay: Hell naw

(Beyonce slowly walks to Jay and takes his hands from his eyes. She kisses him softly while pushing her breasts up against him. Jay is about to bust open. He is trying to keep his composure by thinking of other things. He just can’t lose a bet to a woman, especially Beyonce.She’ll mess with him for days. Bey slowly sat on his lap and wiggled her ass on his dick all sexy as if she was trying to position herself in a certain spot.)

Jay: Awwww shit *BOING*

Bey: *stands up ctfu* Told ya, now pay up

Jay: Naw, you cheated.

Bey: No I didn’t now gimme me my damn money

Jay: And if I don’t?

Bey: You can kiss this ass and pussy goodbye

Jay: You gone neglect my dick like that?

Bey: Yep, now I wants my money

Jay: You so evil *pulls out a duffle bag from under the bed with 150k in it* Here. This aint all of it, you’ll get the rest later

Bey: hehehehe *starts throwing money around*

Jay: *laughs* You so silly baby. Thats why I love you.

Bey: I know *lays on the bed in the money*

Jay: You lookin all sexy layin in a pool of money with that red bra and panty set on

Bey: Still aint getting none

Jay: :-O what?! Why not?

Bey: Cuz this aint all my money *giggles*

Jay: Woman you better stop playin wit me

Bey: Im not playing, you better go to ya office and open that safe up *laughs*

Jay: Whatever *climbs on top of her* You know want this dick

Bey: Ch…you want this pussy more

Jay: *kisses her* you gone give it to me

Bey: Wanna bet on that too?

Jay: *laughs* Calm down

Bey: *laughs and kisses him* I wanna be on top

Jay: I knew you was gone give in

Bey: *smirks and climbs on top of him, kisses him then gets up* I want my money *put her dress back on and opens door to leave, jumps* Oh shit T you scared me

T: Oh my bad, I was just about to knock on the door and talk to yall

Bey: Um ok come in

T: O_o what yall strippin for each other in here *laughing*

Bey: *laughs* Naw, we made a bet and thats my money

T: I guess. *sits in chair* Ok so I know this far-fetched and I hope yall don’t be pissed off about this but…..um well Mark is out of jail on bail. His sister and mom bailed him out. He called me and asked if he can come and see me and talk. I told him yes and I gave him your address. The only reason I did it is because I would feel safer meeting him here than anywhere else. That man is crazy.

Bey: Hell yea he is. Why the fuc..nevermind keep talking

T: Basically, that was it. I just wanted to let yall know. I know yall prolly mad and I’m sorry but I really need to serve him these divorce papers so I can move forward in my new relationship with…………………..Julius, another thing I wanted to talk to yall about

Bey&Jay: O_O WHAT?!

(After they heard that, they forgot all about Mark dumb ass. They were in complete shock. They just sat there looking like two deer in headlights until Tarajiah finally spoke.)

T: I hope we don’t cause any problems to his job as yall bodyguard

Bey: Um uh um…got damn I cant even talk

Jay: Im speechless too. I should have known when I saw yall flirting at the hospital

(They talked for a few minutes longer and decided when Mark can come over, they didn’t tell T that he had already come tho. They also let her know that her relationship with Julius wouldn’t affect anything unless he started to slack on his job……3 days later)

Bey: Baby did you order that phone?

Jay: Oh shit no, I forgot

Bey: Really Jay? I asked you to do it yesterday and today

Jay: I know, sorry bae

Bey: Whatever Im goin to the store

Jay: You mad?

Bey: No *with attitude*

Jay: Yes you are. I said I’m sorry

Bey: Im not *grabs keys and jacket* I’ll be back *gives him a dry ass peck on the lips and leaves*

(In the car on the phone)

Bey: Hey Angie, what you doin?

Angie: Girl nothing being lazy. Im hungry but ion wanna move *laughs*

Bey: *laughs*girl get up. Im comin to get you

Angie: Ugh, fine.

(30 minutes later, Bey made it to Angie house and waited for her to finish getting dressed. They went and picked up Ty and then went to lunch and caught up. Afterwards they went to the Apple store.)

Angie: What we going in here for?

Bey: I wanna buy me a laptop so I can start shoppin online

Ty: Whaaaaat? Not you upgrading to this century *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* Shut up. Yall gotta teach me how to use it too

Angie: Girl you so damn late with everything

Bey: So

Ty: *looks out the window* You sure you wanna get ambushed? Its a lot of people in there

Bey: *sighs* yea I gotta get it cuz Jay ass don’t do shit I ask him to do

Ty: Ok well here *gives her his hat* put this on so you’ll be less noticed

Bey: Ch….my stans recognize me regardless.

Angie: They really do. You remember that time we went to WalMart and you tried to wear a disguise and this girl was like omg Beyonce and you was like how you know it was me and she was like I can tell it was you by your ankles. That look you had on ya was funny as hell *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* That shit creepy tho

Ty: It really is. Come on lets get this over with, I gotta get back home.

Angie: Oh snap somebody got company coming tonight

Ty: *starts smiling wide* Shut up

Bey: Spill it

*they start walking in the store*

Ty: Remember that guy we saw at the Grammy’s?

Bey: *thinks back* No. The only person I remember is *it clicks* NO he is not

Ty: Ch….he gayer than me

Bey: *laughs* OMG I cannot believe you just said that

Ty: hmph…chile yes

Bey: I guess you never know

Angie: But The Game tho? That nigga ugly as hell Ty

Ty: His dick aint *smirk*

Ang&Bey: O_O *mouths drop*

(Bey, Angie, and Ty went into the Apple store and looked around. Finally they helped Bey buy herself a MacBook so she can do her own online shopping. After dropping Ty and Angie back off she headed home so she can clean up a bit. Mark was supposed to come over  -____- …. A few hours later…)

*doorbell rings*

Bey: *opens door* Hi. Mark right?

Mark: Hi and yes *holding flowers*

Bey: Well come in. Tarajiah is in the kitchen *shows him the way then goes into living room* (They keeping a close eye on his stupid ass.)

T: *looking kind of scared* Hey Mark

Mark: Hey baby *gives her flowers and tries to kiss her*

T: *turns her head so he kissed her cheek* Sit down. We need to talk.

Mark: *smiles and sits* Yes we do. Baby I missed you so much. Im really glad you left me in jail, I learned a lot about myself.

T: Oh really

Mark: Yes baby. I realized how much I love you and how much wrong I was doing. I cant take any of it back, but I just wanna say I’m sorry. Please forgive me.

T: I forgive you

Mark: Really? Thank you so much baby *hugs her and sits back down*

T: No problem. And since I forgave you, I have a gift for you.

Mark: *eyes light up* Wow. I can tell this is gonna be a fresh start for us baby. Im so excited.

T: Me too. Here you go *gives him papers and a pen* I need your signature

Mark: Oh my gift must be something big *excited voice*

T: *sarcastically* Yep, its big. The greatest gift I could ever get you.

Mark: *starts reading the paper excitedly, then his smile fades and turned into a frown* What the fuck?!

T: I want a divorce Mark

Mark: You bitch *SMACK!* Here I am all happy nshit talkin about…*POW! Julius ran in and busted a cap in that ass*

T: Omg Julius, you shot him

Mark: Aaaah fuck *holding his leg*

Julius: You hit my woman again and you gone die punk ass nigga *hugs T* you ok baby?

T: *cries* Yes

Mark: What the fuck? You stupid bitch! This who you was cheatin on me with?!

Julius: *kicks him in the stomach* Call her another bitch and I swear its gone be a fucking war in this motherfucker

Jay: *comes in* Calm down Julius. You know how you get when you pissed

Julius: Im calm man. Fuck this bitch ass nigga

Mark: *cries from the pain* I hate you. Gimme them papers, I should have divorced yo ass a long time ago. *hops up and signs papers then makes a phone call* Hello, hey baby. Come back and pick me up

T: What the hell?! You did all that accusing me of cheating and yo ass was cheating?

Mark: *smirks* What goes around comes back around

T: On yo ass cuz I swear I never cheated on you *runs upstairs crying*

Julius: Baby its ok *follows her*

Jay: Smh, you a sorry ass excuse for a man. Hurry up and get the fuck out my house.

*10 minutes later, doorbell rings*

Bey: *opens door* Hey can I help you?

Guy: *gay voice* Im here to pick up Mark

Bey: O_O umm *yells to Mark* Mark your ride here

Mark: *hops to the door and kisses the guy* Lets go boo.

T: *comes to see who he been cheating with* O_o what the hell?!

Mark: I have a gift from me to you Tarajiah…..go get tested bitch *slams door*

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