Back Together-Dec 4th...

(The next morning, Beyonce wakes up to her phone ringing in her purse.)

Bey: *searches through her purse and finds her phone* Hello

MT: OMG Beyonce!!! Where are you?

Bey: Calm down Ma…Whats wrong?

MT: Where are you Beyonce?

Bey: *avoiding the question* Ma Im good, everything is fine.

MT: Girl, if you don’t answer my question…

Bey: *sighs* Alright, Im at Jay’s house.

MT: What?

Bey: Yea Im at Jay’s house. Jr is sick so I stayed with him.

MT: And you couldn’t bring him home and take care of him? Oh ok.

Bey: I didn’t want him in that night air, plus he was throwing up and has diarrhea.

MT: Mhm, well I was just calling because I was worried, you didn’t come home last night.

Bey: Oh ok *hears Jr crying* Ma I gotta go, Jr is crying *hangs up and goes to Jr’s room* Hey man. Shhh its ok, Mama’s here. *picks him up* Your fever is gone. Let’s go get something to eat.

(Bey fixed Jr some oatmeal and she ate some cereal. She sat in the kitchen with him while he ate his food.)

Jay: *comes in* Morning *kisses Bey then Jr*

Bey: Morning Pop Pop

Jay: *laughs* That’s one thing I do not miss. I hate when you call me that.

Bey: Awww *shrugs* oh well

Jay: Where’s my oatmeal and cereal?

Bey: In the boxes they belong in *giggles*

Jay: Aw ok, I see how we doing it.

Bey: *laughs* You want me to fix you some?

Jay: Naw, Im good. Yall up too early, I was gone take us out for breakfast.

Bey: Aw well, maybe next time. I wouldn’t have gone anyway.

Jay: O_o dang why?

Bey: Because *point at her clothes* I need to bath and change clothes.

Jay: Oh…yea…well you ready?

Bey: I was gone let Jr finish eating then bring him to you so I can go.

Jay: We going with you.

Bey: Oh.

Jay: Is that a problem?

Bey: No, I just didn’t think you would want to go.

Jay: Well I do

(About an hour later, Bey, Jay, and Jr head to Bey’s apartment so she can change clothes.)

Bey: *opening the door and laughing at Jay* You so crazy.

Jay: *laughing* That’s you!

Everybody: *turns around and sees Jay* O_O

Bey: Hey yall *goes to her room*

Jay: Morning everybody

Everybody: O_O uh hey

Jay: Am I in trouble? *laughs*

Kelly&Chelle: *go to Bey room*

MT: Naw, we just surprised to see you *gets up and hugs him* How are you? *they talk*

(Scene Change- Bey Room)

Kelly: *busts in the room* WTF?

Chelle: *closes door behind them* Yea WTF is goin on?

Bey: *smiling* Nothing. Im just changing clothes.

Kelly: Bitch do NOT play with me.

Bey: Aint nobody playin.

Chelle: So that’s why you didn’t come home last night?

Bey: Jr was sick.

Kelly: So Jr was sick, but Jay took care of you huh?

Bey: Shut up Kelly

Chelle: Answer the question

Bey: *laughs* Leave me alone yall

Kelly: Hell naw! You gone tell us whats going on. Did yall fuck?

Bey: Well…*knock on the door* Come in

Jay: *opens door* Hey ladies

Bey: *smiling* Hey

Jay: *laughs* not you

Kelly: *looks him up and down* Hey

Chelle: Hey there

Jay: So Bey, when you gone be ready?

Bey: Maybe an hour or so. I’m talking to Kelly and Michelle right now.

Jay: Ok, Im about to give Jr his medicine. You know its gone knock him out.

Bey: That’s fine. Are we going somewhere or something?

Jay: I had planned on it, but if Jr is sleep we have to wait until he gets up.

Bey: I can ask Mama to watch him.

Jay: Really?

Bey: Yea, Im sure she wont mind.

Kelly: Hold the fuck up! Somebody better tell me something.

Bey: You so damn rude.

Jay: *laughs* its cool. Me and Bey are back together.

Chelle: I KNEW IT!!!

Bey: Are yall happy now?

Kelly: Yep, so that’s why you stayed the night? Yall was fuckin?

Bey: OMG Kelly stop it

Jay: You are crazy

Kelly: Well?

Jay: *laughs* No we weren’t

Chelle: mmhhhmmm tell us anything

Jay: *chuckles* Bye *leaves*

(After Jay left, Bey talked to Kelly and Chelle for a little while then finally got in the tub. Afterwards, they all chilled at Bey’s house for a while. Jr’s temperature started to rise again so Bey and Jay took care of him. Its about 7:30 pm…)

Jay: *sighs* Aw man Jr come on get better for Daddy

Bey: What’s wrong babe?

Jay: Nothing I just thought he’d be better today. I wanted to take you out for dinner tonight.

Bey: Its ok baby, we can go another night.

MT: *heard them when she was walking from the kitchen* Yall go ahead and go spend some time together. Yall need it. Jr can stay with me.

Bey: Ma he’s sick. We cant just leave him on you like that.

Jay: Yea. That’s wouldn’t be right Mama.

MT: What did I say? Now gimme my grandbaby *takes Jr* Get out!

Bey: *laughs* How you gone put me out my house?

MT: Like I just did.

Jay: I guess we better go then *laughs*

(Bey and Jay and go to a nice restaurant and have dinner. They are talking and having a good time like always.)

Jay: Bey I missed you so much

Bey: I missed you too baby. You just don’t know. Remember when I called you and told you I tore my hamstring?

Jay: Yea, why?

Bey: I really wanted to tell you how much I missed you and love you right then, but the words just didn’t come out.

Jay: *grabs her hand* Its ok. Im glad we back together. Jr was the only thing keeping me strong. I used to get so excited when we met at the park with Jr those times.

Bey: You too? I was excited too. I can’t tell you how many times I wanted to jump in your arms and kiss you.

Jay: Tell me about it. I love you Beyonce.

Bey: I love you too. I got something for you.

Jay: For what?

Bey: *pulls a black box out of her purse* Because its your birthday fool. December 4^th, remember?

Jay: Oh yea *laughs* I forgot my own birthday smh…Im just so happy

Bey: *smiles* Well here, open it *gives him the box* I hope you like it.

Jay: *opens box* Oh shit!  I was just looking at this watch the other day {it’s a nice ass $100,000 watch with black diamonds in it} *kisses her* Thank you so much baby

Bey: *smiles* You welcome. I love you Jay *scoots closer to him and starts toungue-ing him down and rubbing his dick at the table*

Man: *walks up and clears his throat* Well hello Beyonce…..

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Season Changes Part 2...

(Fall-November 9, 2004)

(Bey and Jay are broken up. Bey has moved out of Jay’s condo and has been staying at her apartment she has in NY. She is miserable. It shows in her interviews and performances. Kelly and Chelle are always trying to cheer her up and trying to refrain from saying I told you so. Solo moved with Bey. Daniel stayed with Jay. Jay and Bey “share” Jr. Every other week, Jay meets Bey somewhere to get him.)

*DC is at dance practice*

Bey: *falls* Shit!

Kelly&Chelle: You ok?

MT: *runs to her* What happened?

Bey: Idk *starts crying* its hurts so bad….aaahhhh

Mat: Whats wrong?

Bey: I think I twisted something.

Mat: Lets get a doctor in here. Come on, let me take you to your house and Tina call a doctor to come over.

(About 30 minutes later, Bey, MT, and Mat reach Bey’s apartment and wait for the doctor to come over. Kelly and Chelle stayed in practice, Lord knows they need it.)

MT: Im gonna get some ice. Does it still hurt bad?

Bey: *holding her leg* Yes its worse.

*doorbell rings*

Mat: *opens door* Hey Dr. Lowe

Dr: Hello. Whats going on?

Mat: She fell in dance rehearsal. She’s on the couch.

Dr: Hey Ms. Knowles. Lets see what’s going on. *checks her out* You have a torn hamstring.

Bey: A what?! I cant have that right now.

Dr: *laughs* Well you do. You gotta take it easy.

Bey: Fine. Can I still dance and go to rehearsals?

Dr: No ma’am. You need to refrain from any strenuous activities for at least a week.

Bey: A week?! We have a tv show to do Sunday.

Dr: That’s 3 days from now. There is no way your leg will heal that fast. Maybe you should cancel.

Bey: I cant do that. What happens if I dance on it anyway?

Dr: Aside from the excruciating pain, you will risk messing up your leg even worse and then you may be unable to dance permanently.

Bey: Damnit! Fine! Do I need medicine?

Dr: Yes, Im gonna put in a prescription for some Lortab. It is a very strong pain reliever so do NOT drive or operate heavy machinery when you take and make sure you eat when you take it. The rest of the instructions and warnings will be on the bottle.

Bey: *sad tone* Thanks doctor

Dr: No problem. I will call the medicine in right now and you can pick it up from WalGreens in an hour. Until you get your meds, I suggest keeping that ice on your leg. *shakes her hand* Bye now *leaves*

Bey: *sighs* A week? Damn.

MT: Watch your mouth. And yes you need to relax. This is God’s way of saying you work too hard and that you need to spend more time with my grandbaby.

Bey: v_v you’re right Ma. I guess I’ll chill by myself until Sunday.

MT: What happens on Sunday?

Bey: That’s when Jay is bringing Jr back. Well, I gotta call em to ask if he can bring him here. You know we usually meet somewhere.

MT: Oh yea. Want me to just go get him?

Bey: Naw, Jay can bring him.

MT: Beyonce you always trying to find a reason to see him. Why don’t you just swallow your pride and make things right with that man? Besides, he was right. You do put work before your family. I don’t blame him for leaving you.

Bey: :-O Ma I cant believe you said that

MT: Well somebody gotta speak the truth.

Mat: *coming from the kitchen* Im about to go get your medicine Beyonce. Do yall need something from the store?

Bey: Naw Im good.

MT: Bring some tea back.

Mat: Alright I’ll be back. *leaves*

Bey: Ma you really feel like that?

MT: If I said it, I meant it. *goes to her room, leaving Bey*

Bey: *sighs and calls Jay* Hello

Jay: Yo wassup?

Bey: You busy?

Jay: Nah. Me and Jr just came home from the store getting some toys. We about to eat now. Whats going on Bey?

Bey: I wanted to talk to you about something.

Jay: Ok hold on….here Jr eat your chicken tenders while I talk to Mommy.

Jr: Mommy? I wan tawk to Mommy

Jay: Ok, I’ll let you talk when I’m done

Jr: Otay *starts eating his food*

Jay: Hello

Bey: Yea, im here

Jay: Ok, whats wrong? What did you need to talk about?

Bey: Jay I wanted to tell you that I...*gets quiet*

Jay: You what?

Bey: I tore my hamstring in practice today and I need you to bring Jr to the apartment on Sunday since I cant meet you.

Jay: Oook fine…Bey is that really what you wanted to say? *he knows she wanted to say something else*

Bey: *hesitates* Uh yea, that’s all I wanted.

Jay: If you say so. Well me and Jr are gonna finish eating. I’ll let him call you back later to say goodnight.

Bey: Ok *they hang up* Damnit Beyonce!

(Time passes and Beyonce’s leg is fully healed now. Her and Jay are still broken up. He still comes around for Jr. tho. DC are about to take a month long break.)

(Winter-Dec 3^rd, 2004)

(Bey)

*waking up* Lord knows Im happy this is our last day before our break. I cant wait to spend time with Jr and go shopping for Christmas gifts. *looks at time* Shit let me get up and get ready. I need this day to end as quick as possible. *20 min later*

Kelly: *walks in Bey room* Bey! Get up, we bouta….

Bey: Im already up and ready. Yall ready?

Kelly: Um yea. Am I missing something?

Bey: Nope! What u mean?

Kelly: You up and ready

Bey: So?

Kelly: So *closes door behind her* Did Jay come over last night or something?

Bey: No. I wish.

Kelly: Well why you so happy?

Bey: Because this is our last day of work before our 1 month break

Kelly: Oh. I was getting suspicious *laughs*

(Later that morning, they all do an appearance on a show, do 10 interviews, and meet with the label until about 10 that night. After they were done, it was time for Bey to meet Jay to pick up Jr.)

*phone rings*

Bey: Hello

Jay: You left yet?

Bey: Yea, Im almost at the park {that’s where they meet}

Jay: Ok. Well do you mind driving all the way to my place?

Bey: *happy on the inside, but plays it cool* I don’t mind. Is something wrong?

Jay: Well Jr is running a high fever and he threw up. He keeps crying and saying he wants you.

Bey: Ok Im on my way *hangs up and floors the gas*

*10 minutes later, knock on the door*

Jay: *opens door* Damn you flew over here

Bey: *walks in panicing* where is he?

Jay: He’s in his room, but he’s sleeping. He just went so please don’t wake him up.

Bey: Ok *runs to Jr room and feels his forehead* awww my baby sick

Jay: *walks in* yea his fever is goin down tho

Bey: Good, did he see a doctor?

Jay: Yea, she said he had food poisoning and gave him some meds. I sent Daniel to get them, but he hasn’t come back yet so I gave him some Motrin.

Bey: Ok *turns around and watches Jr sleep*

Jay: *walks up behind Beyonce and holds her* He’s gonna be ok. Don’t stress.

Bey: *chills run down her spine, she wasn’t expecting that* Im trying not to. He’s my baby and I don’t like seeing him sick, expecially since he was premature.

Jay: I know Bey, I hate it too but I promise he’ll be ok *kisses her neck* Come on let him sleep *grabs her hand and they go to the bedroom*

Bey: Don’t you think I should go?

Jay: No. Jr is sick, you should stay. He might wake up looking for you.

Bey: Well don’t you think I should crash on the couch?

Jay: *moves closer to her* Now why would you do that? *kisses her and slowly lays her on the bed*

Bey: I was just..

Jay: *interrupts her with a kiss* Relax

Bey: *pulls Jay closer to her and kisses him* mmm

Jay: *hands wondering* I miss you Beyonce

Bey: I miss you too Jay. Im sorry for putting work first and leaving you and Jr hangin. I promise I will never do that again. Just please forgive me and have me back.

Jay: *smiles and unbuttons her shirt, then pants* Done! *sucks her titties, one at a time*

Bey: mmm Jay I miss this

Jay: You do? What about this? *pulls her pants and panties off and licks her kitty*

Bey: mmhm yesss

Jay: *eats her until she cums* you taste so good *licks his lips*

Bey: Can I taste you?

Jay: Nope. You can feel me tho. *slides his head in* Damn baby you so tight.

Bey: *gasps* mmm its been a minute

Jay: *slowly thrusts until she opens up a little more* mmm baby yess

Bey: mmm yes *meets his motion* yesss baby

*Jr starts crying*

Jay: *stops pumping* Awww fuck! Really Jr? Really?

Bey: I’ll get him

Jay: I got it *puts on basketball shorts and walks out*

Bey: *gets under the cover and thinks outloud* Jr please go back to sleep so I can help Daddy bring his birthday in with a bang...literally! *laughs at herself*

Jay: *yells from Jr room* BEY! Beyonce!

Bey: *jumps up and puts on her pants and Jay’s shirt and runs to his room* Whats wrong?

Jay: Help me clean him. He threw up and shitted all over the place.

Bey: You didn’t tell me he had diarrhea.

Jay: Sorry. It wasn’t this bad though. Its all up his back now.

Bey: Eww lil man

(Bey and Jay clean up Jr and clean his bed. They sat in his room and tried rocking him to sleep. He wasn’t going to sleep at all, he just whined and cried. Finally, Daniel came back with his medicine and they gave it to him. Bey rocked him to sleep by singing to him. After all of that, Bey and Jay just cuddled up and went to bed. They weren’t even in the mood anymore.)

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Season Changes Part 1...

(First off, I want to say thank yall for reading my shit. I really appreciate it. Secondly, my dumbass messed my times up again. I know its June 2003 cause Solo had a birthday, but I forgot how old the baby was smh. With that being said, Im gone skip a year and make up dates and hope to remember these.)

(Spring-March 4, 2004)

Bey: Jay, come on. We gotta hurry up and get the stuff set up. People are gonna start showing up in the next 45 minutes and Mama is on her way here with Jr.

Jay: *walking in with a piñata* I wish you calm down damn. It’s a 1 year old’s party.

Bey: I need you to lose your attitude and hang that piñata. And don’t hang it too high, remember they are little kids.

Jay: *mumbles* Shut the fuck up

Bey: What was that?

Jay: Nothin Bey damn, just put the chips in the bowl and leave me alone *hangs piñata and walks inside*

Bey: *puts down chips and follows him*  What the hell is wrong with you?

Jay: You.

Bey: Me?

Jay: Did I stutter? You gettin on my nerves. You need to relax, like I said earlier this is for a 1 year old, not the president.

Bey: Are you serious? Its our son’s 1^st birthday party and you actin like this over it?

Jay: It aint even this. It’s the fact that you be working all the fuckin time and now you come home trying to run shit. I already had his party planned, then you came home and just turned the shit into what you wanted it to be.

Bey: Really Jay? You mad because I said don’t want him to have a music theme? You mad because I said let him have a normal party with sports and cartoons?

Jay: No. You don’t listen.

Bey: You aint sayin shit! You need to change your pad, cuz I swear you actin like you on your period.

Jay: What the fuck ever! You so damn *knock on the door* We’ll finish this later… *goes to open the door*

MT: Hey yall

Jr: Mommy. Daddy *runs and hugs Jay, then Bey*

Jay: Hey lil man. You ready for this party?

Jr: *smiling* Yea Daddy… I want take

Jay: You want what?

Jr: I want take

Bey: You can’t have cake right now lil man. You gotta wait til everybody gets here.

*knock on the door*

Solo: *runs downstairs* I think that Tia and her lil boy {Tia is a friend Solo met since she been there} *opens door* Hey Tia. Hey Jamaal.

(Later on, about 15 kids are at the party. Some celeb kids, some not. They all have a good time. Bey and Jay are trying to be good in front of the kids since they don’t want everybody knowing they been arguing. About an hour later, it was time for cake.)

Jay: *bringing out the cake* Its time to sing Happy Birthday to Shawn Jr.

Bey: yayyy *puts candle in the cake and lights it*

Jr: Take! Take! Take! *clapping his hands*

Bey: Alright lets sing

Everybody: *singing* Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Shawn Jr, Happy Birthday to you. *claps* Yay!

Jay: Alright lil man blow the candle out

Jr: *blows candle and it didn’t go out*

Bey: Try again baby

Jr: *tries again, still lit*

Jay: One more time

Jr: *him, Jay, and Bey blew and it went out*

Everybody: *claps* yayyyy!!!

Jr: *digs his hand in the cake* Take! *eats it off his hand*

Jay: No lil man *laughs* you not spose to do that

Bey: I got it. I’ll clean him up *takes him and cleans him while everybody eats cake* Alright all clean, ready to open your presents? *takes him back to the party*

Jay: You ready for presents lil man?

Jr: Toy!

Bey: *laughs* go to Daddy and get your presents

Jr: *runs to Jay* Daddyyyyy!!!

Jay: Here you go *hands him a big box* This from Daddy

(Bey and Jay helped Shawn Jr open all his gifts. He ended up getting a microphone, drumset, toy trucks, clothes, shoes, and a lot of other toys 1 year olds play with. They wasn’t cheap either. They had a great time at his party. Jay and Bey made up while they was cleaning up. After they cleaned up, everybody showered and went to bed.)

(Summer-July 16, 2004)

(Bey)

*in the studio* Damn, Im so tired. I miss my babies. I gotta get out of here ASAP. *yawns* One more song Beyonce and you going home.

Kelly: *walking in* Bey we bouta leave. You coming?

Bey: Go ahead. Ima take a cab home.

Kelly: Bey we been in here all day. Its 10 pm and I know you tired.

Bey: Yea I am, but I wanna do one more song.

Kelly: Beyonce you working too hard. And what about Jr and Jay?

Bey:  I know, but I figured the quicker we get done with the songs, the more time I can spend with them. Besides, its not like I don’t see them everyday, unless we doing an appearance somewhere.

Kelly: Bey you really need to get out of that working state of mind. You have to realize you have a family now. And with Jay working too, Jr aint gone know nobody but the babysitter after awhile.

Bey: I got it under control Kelly *getting an attitude, she cranky* But thanks anyway for your “advice”, but you wouldn’t understand.

Kelly: You know what? Im gone leave before you say some shit that’s gone really piss me off! *leaves*

(Bey stayed in the studio for another hour and a half laying down her verses on some songs and adlibbing. She finally went home when she realized she was dozing off while singing in the booth.)

Bey: *walking in the house* Hey yall

Solo: Hey Thu *eating popcorn and watching a movie with Daniel* {Btw, Daniel is officially living with them now. He works with Jay. He does the engineering stuff in the studio. He wasn’t at the birthday party a couple months ago because MT them still don’t know he’s there smh so he went to work until it was over.}

Bey: What yall watching?

Solo: I have no idea. Its scary tho. Wanna watch it? *scoots over and pats the couch*

Bey: No thanks. Im gonna go shower and go to bed. Is Jay here?

Solo: Yea. He in the room.

Bey: *mumbles* Damn….*to Solo and Daniel* ok, well goodnight yall *goes to her room* Hey baby *kisses Jay cheek* awww look at him, he knocked out *kisses Jr cheek*

Jay: *sittin up reading a book* Yea, he wore himself out.

Bey: How was your day?

Jay: Just a day. Nothing exciting.

Bey: Aww don’t say it like that.

Jay: Ok, goodnight *lays down*

Bey: Goodnight.

(Bey showers and put her pajamas on. She takes Jr to his room so she can get in the bed and go to sleep. After all that, Bey had fallen asleep and Jay was still up, just laying there.)

(Jay)

I swear I love Beyonce, but she’s making me think twice about being with her. I want to stay, but I know I’ll only be here because of Jr. Im not even happy anymore. All she cares about is her work. I’ll just try to talk to her. *sits up and turns the lamp on*

Jay: Bey! *shakes her*

Bey: Hmm

Jay: Wake up. We need to talk.

Bey: *sleepy voice* Can it wait baby? Im tired.

Jay: No. Please lets talk.

Bey: *sits up and wipes her eyes* Whats wrong?

Jay: *tells her what he was thinking about*…and Im getting tired of it.

Bey: What do you want me to do Jay? Quit my job? I cant do that.

Jay: No I would never ask you to quit your job. I just want you to act like you have a family that’s more important than your work. When you come in Jr is sleep and sometimes when you leave he is sleep. He misses you and I miss you too.

Bey: Im not having this discussion right now. Im going back to sleep. I have to work tomorrow *lays back down*

Jay: *gets up* Well I hope you happy. You just lost your greatest support system, ME. *goes to pack a bag*

Bey: *sits back up* Where are you going Jay?

Jay: Away. *he leaves*

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Put A Ring On It...

(Solange instantly ran and jumped into the person’s arms. She was estatic. This has been the birthday she has ever had so far.)

Jay: *walks to Bey and puts his arm around her* Well, I think we did it baby. I think we got her back to normal.

Bey: *smiles and hugs him* I think so too. Im so happy.

Solo: *jumping up and down* Omg Thu and Jay, why didn’t yall tell me he was coming?

Bey: Now what kind of surprise would that be?

Daniel: I got something for you baby. *pulls out a box*

Solo: *excited* Omg, what is it?

Daniel: Open it *gives it to her*

Solo: Omg *starts tearing up* I love it! *it’s a diamond ring*

Daniel: Look inside the band

Solo: *reads it, it says: Me and You Forever <3* Omg Daniel *kisses and hugs him* thank you. I love you so much.

Daniel: I love you more baby. *gets on his knee, grabs Solo’s hand, and takes a deep breath*

Bey: *looks at Jay* What the fuck is he about to do?

Jay: I don’t know, but I wanna be like that nigga *laughs*

Daniel: Baby that ring means something to me and I hope it means something to you too. When I left, I realized how much I can’t stand being away from you. I want to be with you forever Solange. *deep breath* Baby, will you marry me?

Bey: *screams* Omg Daniel

Jay: Baby why you screaming like he asking you?

Solo: *starts crying* Omg, what do I say?

Daniel: Say yes so I can get up off this floor. My knee is hurting woman. *laughs*

Solo: Omg baby yes of course I’ll marry you…

Daniel: *stands up and hugs and kisses her* Baby I love you so much.

Solo: *buries her face in his chest, crying* I love you too

Bey: *tearing up* Awww baby look at them.

Jay: I see….Alright, group hug! *they all hug*

(Later that night, everybody gets ready for bed. They are tired from partying.)

Jay: Tonight was crazy

Bey: I know right

Jay: You aint gone start throwing out hints for me to put a ring on ya finger are you? *laughs*

Bey: *giggles* naw baby I can wait my turn *hears a noise* You hear that baby?

Jay: Hear what?

Bey: Shhh listen

(Daniel in there beating that pussy up. All you hear is the head board beating against the wall. Solo is like “ mmm yes Daniel baby yes” and Daniel is like “ mmmhmmm you miss this dick don’t you?”

Jay: Damn my nigga beating that pussy up

Bey: I could have gone my whole life without hearing them

Jay: *laughs* She hears us all the time

Bey: So, thats different.

Jay: How so?

Bey: I don’t know, it just is *giggles*

Jay: You lucky Im tired or I’d be beating yo pussy up

Bey: *laughs* Ch….You wish. I’d ride that dick back to the slave days.

Jay: Oh so you talking shit now?

Bey: Speaking the truth baby, speaking the T.R.U.T.H *laughs*

(Bey and Jay keep talking and joking until Bey falls asleep on his ass. The next morning Bey wakes up and showers and stuff, then goes to the kitchen because she hears noises.)

Bey: *in the kitchen* What you doing in here girl?

Solo: Im cooking breakfast.

Bey: Im glad you happy again. How you feel being all engaged now?

Solo: Im so happy. I cant even explain it.

Bey: How was yall night?

Solo: The best.

Bey: I heard.

Solo: Omg Thu. Im sorry.

Bey: Its cool. You damn near grown now and I cant count how many times you heard us *laughs* Need some help?

Solo: You can fix the table *laughs* I got the cooking part

Jay: *walks in* Good morning baby *kisses Bey* Morning Solo

Both: Morning!

Daniel: *walks in* Morning baby *kisses Solo* Morning Bey and Jay

All: Morning!

(They eat breakfast and chill for a while. Bey and Jay decide they want to be alone for the night, so they call MT and asked if she would keep Jr for the night since she's still in NY and of course she wants to keep her grandbaby. After they hide Daniel for the 5 minutes MT was there to pick up Jr, Bey and Jay decide to take Solo and Daniel out for a celebratory dinner.)

*at Adorno’s {made up lol} at their table*

Jay: I heard this place was good. My homeboy was telling me about it, so I thought we would come here and check it out.

Bey: I was wondering where the hell we were *laughs*

Solo: I don’t care, im starving *laughs*

Daniel: Me too *chuckles*

Bey: So. I hate to be all motherly, but do yall think yall ready for marriage?

Solo: I think so, but you gotta know we not getting married like tomorrow *laughs*

Daniel: Oh no. Not that soon. But to answer you, yes I know I want Solange to be my wife. I love her. Why else would I find my my way to New York so much? *laughs*

Bey: Oh ok. I see yall just got it all figured out *laughs*

Solo: Daniel, how did you end up gettin here this time anyway?

Daniel: Well, two weeks ago Bey called me and told me they were gonna throw you a surprise party and asked if I could come.I told her yes I would come to New York, but not the party because I knew ya parents were there and you know how I almost got caught last time. So, while yall was partying, I was on a plane almost there.

Solo: So thats why Jay left early?

Daniel: Yea, he picked me up from the airport and brought me to the house.

Solo: Awww well thank yall so much. Yall just don’t understand how happy I am.

(They all ate and talked some more and then left. They are in the car on the way home.)

Solo: So, um who gone teach me how to drive? *laughs* I got two cars and nobody’s license.

Bey: I’ll teach you.

Daniel: I could teach you. I mean,  I do have my license and a car back home.

Solo: Oh yea *laughs* well how about Thu and Jay teach me how to drive and show me around New York, then when I get the hang of it, me and you can cruise around New York in one of my two whips

Daniel: *laughs* Ok baby that's cool

(The finally make it home and chill and watch tv for a little bit. Solo and Daniel decided to go to bed early {we know what the hell they finna do lol}. Bey decided she was “tired” too so she went to her room and left Jay downstairs.)

(Bey)

*a couple minutes later* Damn, I thought he was gone be right behind me. He needs to bring his ass up here so I can show him something. Im getting cold layin here in this lingerie *3 min later, Jay walks in*

Jay: *mouth drops* Daaaayyyyyyuuuuummmm!!!!!

Bey: *smiles* Hey baby

Jay: Woman you trying to give me a heart attack with all that sexiness.

Bey: Well, not a heart attack. Maybe an erection *laughs*

Jay: *laughs and looks down* Job well done

Bey: *motions for him to come to her* Get over here

Jay: *walks to her* Why you aint call me up here?

Bey: Wanted to surprise you *unbuttons his slacks and pulls his dick out and starts sucking*

Jay: Damn! *trying to keep his balance, she sitting and he standing* mmm shit baby

(Bey sucks his dick and licks his nuts for about 15 more minutes and he busts a massive nut in her mouth. Her nasty ass swallows every drop of his cum.)

Jay: *knees weak* Damn baby shit. Where that come from? *falls on the bed*

Bey: It came from you talkin shit last night. And I hope you don’t think Im finish with you *climbs on top of him and slides her wet pussy on his dick*

Jay: mmm damn baby *grabs her waist* shit

Bey: *grinds on it and moans* mmm yes

Jay: mmm shit Bey *grinds with her* work that pussy baby

Bey: mmhm oh you like this? Mmhmm

Jay: fuck yea mmmhmmm damnnnn baby

Bey: *pops on it and spins around so her back is facing him* mmmm shit

Jay: *legs shakes* oh shit baby yesss hmmm

Bey: *pops faster* Immm cuminnnnn mmm aaahhhh *she cums all over his dick*

Jay: oooo shit *picks her up and throws her on the bed* My turn *pumps in and out fast as hell*

Bey: *scratching his back* aaaaahhhh shit baby yasss mmmmhhmmmmhhmmm

Jay: fuck mmmm shit mmmm damn mmmm *pulls out and cums all over stomach* got damn baby *collapses on the bed*

Bey: *wiping her belly* I know *breathing hard*

Jay: *starts singing* kumbaya my Lord kumbaya

Bey: *falls out laughing* you so silly

Jay: *laughs* you took me back to the slave days forreal woman

Bey: *laughs* I did huh

(After they cool off, they started fuckin again until they couldn’t nomore. They fall asleep in each other’s arms, smiling.)

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Surprise Solange...

(When Bey and Jay ran in the living room, they saw Daniel and one of Kanye’s homeboys fighting. Kanye was in the bathroom so he wasn’t there to stop it. Solo and the other girls were too weak to stop it, and the other guys were just looking.)

Daniel: *fighting* Back the fuck back nigga. *hit* You aint gone disrespect me bitch *hit*

Solo: *trying to pullo Daniel off* Stop Daniel

Jay: *runs and pulls Daniel off* Stop Daniel, you gone kill em

Daniel: I don’t care. Fuck this nigga *kicks him in the face*

Bey: *hears Jr crying and runs up stairs*

Jay: Cut this shit out *mad as hell* Everybody get the fuck out of my house.

*Everybody leaves except Kanye, Kelly, Chelle, and Angie.*

Daniel: *wiping sweat from his face* I better not see him again.

Solo: Baby calm down. Its not worth it.

Jay: What the fuck is going on in here?

Daniel: That nigga was disrespecting me and Solange

Kanye: Aye yo, what he do?

Daniel: He saw me and Solo dancing and hugged up and stuff, but soon as I turn my back he all on her. When I stepped to him and asked him to back off, he got real rude and pushed me back and started grabbing her and she was telling him to stop and she started crying so I fucked him up.

Kanye: Awe man damn. I knew that nigga wasn’t shit. Im sorry. Ima get that nigga for you.

Jay: Naw, don’t start no mo trouble.Everybody is just drunk, but he just better not step around here again. You can tell him that.

Kanye: Aight bro. Im bouta head out tho and Im cuttin his ass off. He can’t hang with me no fuckin mo

Jay: Aight bro *they dap and Kanye leaves*

(Kelly, Chelle, and Angie was talking to Solange and asked her what happened and she basically told them the same thing. She had started crying again so they started comforting her. After a while, Bey came down from calming down Jr…)

Bey: *walks in the living room* Now somebody wanna tell me what the hell going on in here?!

Jay: *walks to her* Its all good baby. Its taking care of.

Bey: What happened? Why was Daniel fighting?

Jay: *tells her what happened* Kanye gone take care of it, so don’t worry.

Bey: Ok *sees Solo sitting down, she’s calm now* Are u ok Solange?

Solo: Yes im fine.

Daniel: Im sorry for fighting in yall house. I feel like Im causing so much trouble in the house. Maybe its time for me to go home.

Solo: No Daniel please don’t go *starts tearing up*

Bey: Daniel you are not causing trouble. If me or Jay aint put you out, then you can stay as long as you like. None of this is your fault. Jay told me everything. If I were you, I would have done the same thing.

Daniel: *holds head down* I know, but it seems like everyday something happens and its my fault.

Solo: Nothing is your fault Daniel. Please don’t go. I want you to stay.

(After Bey and Solo convinced Daniel to stay, they all started cleaning, including Kelly, Chelle, and Angie.)

Bey: I cant believe my table is broke. We just got this damn table.

Jay: I know baby. Its ok tho. We’ll get another one just like it. *kisses her*

Bey: We better shit *keeps pickin up cups and bottles*

Kelly: So um where the hell we gone stay?

Bey: Yall can sleep wherever yall fall. Yall too drunk to drive anywhere

Kelly: Aight then *falls on the couch*

Bey: *laughs* This fool here is crazy….So Chelle and Angie? I saw yall tonight.

Chelle: *tries to act innocent* What you talkin bout girl?

Bey: Don’t play, I saw you  and Ty Ty

Chelle: oh *smiles and blushes* You know that’s my baby

Bey: And you Angie?

Angie: I aint even gone lie, I don’t even remember his name. He was so damn sexy tho

Bey: *laughs* omg Angie a stranger? Really?

Angie: So, I was having a lil fun. It aint like I fucked him.

Bey: I guess

(They all finished cleaning and went to bed. Angie crashed on the floor and Chelle was on the other end of the couch with Kelly. Solo and Daniel had been gone to bed. Bey and Jay had showered and went to bed. The next day everybody, except Jay, woke up with headaches. Kelly, Chelle, and Angie had left and Solo and Bey freshened up and went downstairs to the eat breakfast Jay cooked….)

Solo: Im never drinking again *holding her head*

Bey: I told you not to drink that much smh. I called myself trying to be cool and let you have your first drink, but you went overboard.

Solo: Im sorry. To be honest, I don’t even remember how much I drank. Im glad Daniel was there, or I would have been passed out somewhere.

Bey: Speaking of, where is Daniel?

Solo: He wasn’t in the bed, so I figured he was in the shower.

Bey: Oh, well go get him and tell him we bouta eat

Solo: Ok *gets up and walks up stairs* Daniel *he not in the room* Daniel *not in the bathroom* Daniel *his bags are gone* Omg where is he? *runs back downstairs* Thu he left!!! *crying*

Bey: Where he go?

Solo: Idk his bags are gone *cries more*

Bey: *hugs her* its ok, we’ll find him…go get your phone so we can call him

Solo: *goes to get her phone and comes back*

Bey: Call him and see if he answers. Maybe he went to a hotel. You he was feeling kind of down last night.

Solo: *she opens her phone and sees a text from Daniel {yea she got a flip phone lol}*

The text read: Baby, Im going home. Im sending this text from the airport. I didn’t want to wake you cuz I knew you would just try to stop me again. Im just tired of causing problems in you sisters house. I will let you know when I make it home.  I love you. Talk to you later.

Solo: *started crying harder* 

Bey: Whats wrong? Let me see *takes the phone and reads the message* Awww baby, its ok. *hugs her* Its gonna be ok

(Time has passed and Bey has been working nonstop with the new solo album out and Jay has sort of been a stay at home dad because she is always gone. Solo is still moping around because Daniel left. She has been upset and depressed because he’s gone so she hasn’t answered his calls or texts…….Its Solo’s birthday and Bey is back home from doing interviews and stuff. She and Jay have planned a surprise party for Solo.)

Bey: *sits next to Solo* You cant stay in your room forever

Solo: *sad voice* I know

Bey: Cheer up. Its your birthday. You 17 today.  Aint you happy about that?

Solo: I guess so. But then again, its just another day.

Bey:  *hugs her* come on get up and put some clothes on. What you wanna do today? We can do anything you want, you the birthday girl.

Solo: I don’t want to do anything

Bey: Well you don’t have a choice. Get up and get dressed. We going shopping. That’s always our cheer-up remedy *walks out the room before she can respond*

Jay: *sees Bey walk in their room* How she doin baby?

Bey: *sighs* Not good still. At least she eats now tho. I don’t know what to do baby. I have never seen her this sad about anything.

Jay: I know baby, but it’ll be ok. Don’t stress. She’ll be back to normal when she sees her suprises we got her.

Bey: I guess you right *sits on the bed*

Jay: *gets behind her and starts massaging her shoulders* You just relax. I need you to be normal right now *kisses her neck*

Bey: *smiles* that’s feel good

Jay: Really? *pulls her back on the bed and kisses her*

Bey: An upside down kiss? *laughs*

Jay: *laughs and gets up and lays on top of her* How bout this way then? *kisses her passionately*

Bey: I love *kisses him more*

Jay: I miss you.

Bey: I miss you more *grabs his head and tongues him down*

Jay: *pulls her dress up, pulls her panties to the side and slides a finger inside* mmm you so wet

Bey: I told you I miss you

Jay: I see *pulls down his pants and slowly inserts the head of his dick* mmm so tight baby

Bey: mmm its been a while mmm *pulls him closer* gimme more

Jay: *slides all of himself in* shit

Bey: *gasps* aaaahhhh go slow baby

Jay: *goes slow at first then speeds up* mmm yes I miss this pussy baby mmm mmm mmm

Bey: mmmm yass daddy mmmm I mmm miss mmm  you mm too mmm

*phone rings*

Jay: Damn

Bey: I know. Let me answer it *answers it* Hello

MT: Everything is set up. People are gonna start coming at 9….its already 7 so yall need to start getting dressed.

Bey: Ok *hangs up* Damn

Jay: What is it?

Bey: They finished setting everything up and people are gonna come at 9

Jay: Damn they did that fast

Bey: I know

Jay: Well, we better pull it together fast. Im getting my nut *laughs* Now come here *puts her on all fours and starts pouding that ass*

Bey: o yes mmmm yes daddy mmm yess jay harder mmm

Jay: *goes harder and faster* mmmm fuck mmmm

(They go for about 5 more minutes and both cum. After they fuck, they shower together and get dressed and get Jr dressed and are about to head out. They leave the house and head to venue where the party is gonna be.)

Solo: Um the mall aint this way

Bey: I know, we going to another place. I decided to take you to dinner for your birthday

Solo: I guess

(30 minutes later they pull up and get out the car and head inside.)

Everybody: Surprise… Happy Birthday Solange!!!!!!!!!!!

Solo: *gets excited* Omg thank you. *to Bey* you tricked me Thu

Bey: I couldn’t tell you. Theres more… *sends a signal for the next surprise to come out* Look outside

Solo: *looks and sees a brand new white Mercedes Benz and screams* OMG!!! A CAR!!! I got a car!!!!! OMG *hugs Bey* Im so happy.

Bey: *smiles* you like it?

Solo: Yea I like it

Jay: *comes in and hugs Solo* Happy Birthday. Here go the keys to your new car *gives her the keys*

MT: We got another surprise for you

Solo: Oh Lawd. Yall tryna make me have a heart attack

MT: *laughs* Here you go *hands her more keys*

Solo: What are these for?

MT: Look outside again

Solo: *looks and sees a red Lexus convertible* Lawd hammercy thank yall so much

(They all party and have a good time for hours. Bey is happy she is happy again. It was almost time for the party to be over. Jay had left early and went home.)

MT: *on the mic* Thank yall for coming out and partying with us for Solange’s birthday

(After they all left, MT went to Bey’s apartment and Solo and Bey headed back to they house.)

Bey: So did you have a good time and enjoy ya gifts?

Solo: *still excited* Yea, I got two cars, a surprise party, the best sister and mom, more money, a new phone, clothes, shoes, what more could I ask for?

Bey: Im glad you did.

Solo: Where Jay at?

Bey: Oh he went home early with Jr.

Solo: Oh ok. Thank you Thu Thu. You made me feel so much better. I love you.

Bey: I love you too....and you got one more surprise at the house

(They finally make it home and when they walked in….)

Person: Happy Birthday Solange……

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Party...

(Bey, Jay, and Solo all look at each other like “Damn! No this nigga didn’t just fucking sneeze.” They all instantly get scared. They just know some shit finna pop off.)

Mat: *looks around* Yall heard that?

Bey, Jay, and Solo: *with the quickness* Naw. Heard what?

Mat: *looking suspicious* nothing. I just thought I heard something.

MT: I didn’t hear anything either

(They all go back downstairs and talk for a little bit. Bey, Solo, and Jay are definitely relieved that they didn’t find Daniel. Its time for them to go now.{its like 8 pm})

MT: Alright yall we about to go *gives Jr to Bey* bye granny baby *kisses him* bye Bey *kisses and hugs her* Bye Solange, and be good with Beyonce. I see yall getting along so far *kisses and hugs her* bye Jay *hugs him*

Everybody: Bye yall.

Bey: …and Solange is fine. She wont give me any problems *side-eyes her, thinkin about her and Daniel earlier*

Solo: I know right. Ill be good

Jay: Yea they’ll be fine

Mat and MT: Ok. Love yall *they leave*

Bey: *relieved* phew! I thought some shit was about to go down

Jay: Me too! I was scared as hell.

Solange: Me too. I cant believe he sneezed. *yells upstairs* DANIEL! Come downstairs!

Daniel: *comes down slowly* They gone?

Solange: Yea. I cant believe you sneezed fool.

Daniel: I couldn’t hold it, and I thought yall was out the room

(Just then….)

MT: *running in* I forgot my pur….. O_O what the hell? Daniel? What are you doing here?

Daniel: um *nervous as hell*

*horn blows*

Bey: *whispers* awwww shit

MT: Ima fuck yall up. I swear I cant leave yall by yalself for two damn seconds.

Bey: Mama please, its not what you think

MT: Then what is it

Bey: um well Daniel

Jay: *intervening* Daniel is here because Solo told me he can rap *lying hard* so I told her to see of he can fly here and lay down some songs.

Bey: Yea, that’s why he’s here

Jay: Im always looking for new talent. And why not start with people Bey and Solo know? *nervously laughs* right?

MT: Well is he staying here?

Bey: No, don’t be silly Ma

MT: Mhm…*suspicious* well where was he when me and your dad was just in here??

Bey: um he was..

Jay: *intervening again* He was in our room sleep since we haven't got him a hotel room yet. He had a long flight and Bey didn’t want him to sleep in Solo’s room. 

MT: Mhm. And it better stay that way *horn blows again* Ok, im leaving. Bye Love yall *she grabs her purse and leaves*

Bey: *runs and locks the door this time* Damn! That was close

Solo: I know

Bey: And Jay. You are a good ass liar

Jay: I know right

Bey: I don’t know if that’s a good thing *laughs*

Jay: I would never lie to you *kisses her* Ima rapper and a businessman. Believe it or not, we lie *laughs*

(After all of that, everyone relaxes a little. They watch a movie then they got hungry.)

Bey: *stomach growling* woo shit

Jay: You hungry baby?

Bey: *laughs* hell yea, cant u tell?

Jay: yea, what u wanna eat?

Bey: I have no idea. To be honest, it really doesn’t matter.

Jay: *to Solo and Daniel* What yall wanna eat?

Both: I don’t know

Jay: Damn, well ima cook. I feel like cooking anyway.

Bey: Yay. I haven’t had your cooking in a couple weeks anyway.

Jay: I know. Its time for Chef Boyar-Jay to get back to the kitchen *laughs* What yall wanna eat?

Bey: Surprise us “Chef Boyar-Jay”

Jay: Ok I will *goes to the kitchen to cook*

Bey: So Solange

Solange: Huh?

Bey: and Daniel

Daniel: Huh?

Bey: About earlier today….

Daniel: *stands up* I am so sorry Beyonce. I swear we didn’t mean for it to happen.

Solo: Yea, one thing lead to another and we didn’t know when yall was coming back. We sorry Thu, please don’t be mad. Im so so so so sorry.

Bey: O_o I was just gone say Im glad he didn’t get caught earlier.

Both: Oh.

Bey: But that too, I was mad, but I understand. Just don’t let that shit happen again. That’s the first and last time ima say that.

Both: Ok

Bey: So Solange. You got a birthday coming up next month.

Solo: I know im so excited. Ima be 17. Im so happy.

Bey: I bet. So what you wanna do? What you want for your birthday?

Solo: I have no idea. And I don’t need any gifts. My life is perfect now, and I have everything I want.

Bey: Come on you gotta want something. No party? No vacation? Nothing?

Solo: Nope, just me, Daniel, you, and Jay like it is now... minus drama and trouble *laughs*

Bey: I feel you on that

(They sit around and talk and watch tv for a while and finally Jay was done cooking at like 9:15 and it was time to eat. He cooked some baked chicken seasoned with Italian dressing, some spaghetti, made a salad, and some rolls.)

Bey: *eating* This is good baby

Jay: Yea I know

Solo: This is really good

Daniel: Yea it is. I never had chicken like this *laughs*

Jay: *smiling hard* You know I do my thang. I can do more than rap

Bey: Stop feeling yaself

Jay: I wanna be feeling you *winks*

Bey: *smiles* Don’t get none started

Jay: But I can finish it

Solo: Ugh get a room *Daniel is cracking up at them* What you laughing at?

Daniel: They funny. Ima start talkin to you like that *laughs*

Solo: *smiles* Just not in front of them

Bey: Please don’t do it in front of me

Solo: *laughs* we wont

Jay: Baby, I was gone have a couple people of tonight, is that ok?

Bey: Your place, do what you want

Jay: You live here too and whats mines is yours

Bey: We are not married

Jay: In my mind we are

Bey: awwwww  baby *leans over and kisses him* well, who’s all coming?

Jay: Kanye, my new artist Rihanna, and Ty Ty said he might come through

Bey: Oh ok. That’s cool, can I invite some folks? Kelly and Chelle and Angie are in town. We can have a little party

Jay: That sounds cool. I like this whole spur of the moment party thing….so spontaneous *laughs*

Bey: I know right

Solo: Are we invited?

Bey: Yea, yall can come. Its not like a club or nothing *laughs*

(They finish eating and Bey calls up Kelly, Chelle, and Angie. Jays calls up his people. Bey and Jay put Jr to bed in they room since they room is furthest from the living room where the noise will be. They make sure they keep the baby monitor near. They all change clothes and later head downstairs to greet everybody.)

Bey: Um Jay baby. I thought you named three people.

Jay: I did. I didn’t know Ye was gone bring these folks. I thought you named three people.

Bey: I did. And um well the same thing happened *laughs*

Jay: Want me to kick em out?

Bey: Naw, they having a good time…lets dance *she starts shaking that ass on Jay*

(Everybody is having a damn good time. They drinking and just straight up partying. Michelle and Ty have made up and are making out in the corner. Kelly and Angie done got fucked up and are making out and cuddling some random ass niggas Kanye brought. Kanye actin a fool as usual. Jay went to the kitchen to get some more ice for the drinks while Bey is still dancing and sipping her drinking.)

Rihanna: *walks in the kitchen* Hey boss *in her ugly ass accent*

Jay: Wassup

Rihanna: Nothing. Just saw you walk in here so I came to see if you needed some help.

Jay: Aw naw. Im good. Im just getting some ice.

Rihanna: Not help with that *walks up closer to him*

Bey: *walking in* Touch him if you want to. Bitch I wish the fuck you would. I swear I will fuck you up. *takes off her shoes and earrings* {she tipsy lol}

Rihanna: *turns around* Oh no, its not like that Beyonce. I would never do that. I was about to grab some more beers and liquor.

Bey: You better let that be the only thing you grabbing.

Rihanna: it is*grabs beer and liquor and leaves the kitchen*

Jay: *laughs* Bey, why you do that? You scared her

Bey: I thought she was coming in here to try something

Jay: You knew she was in here?

Bey: No. I was coming to help you, but as I was walking in I heard her.

Jay: Oh. Ima have to calm you down baby thug *laughs* you always ready to fight

Bey: only for the ones I love now gimme some love *kisses him passionately*

Jay: mmm somebody horny

Bey: maybe *slides down and undoes his belt and pants and starts sucking*

Jay: *bouta fall* o shit Bey *puts the ice bucket down and relaxes* mmm shit Bey stop, somebody might walk in

Bey: *still sucking, she don’t care*

Jay: *eyes roll back* mmm damn baby

(Bey continued suckin Jay up in the kitchen and he was enjoying every moment. Just as he was about to cum, they heard a lot of noise and glass breaking….)

Bey: *stops sucking* What the fuck?!

Jay: *buttons up his pants and they run to the living room* Awww hell naw…….

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