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Everybody: O_O

Angie: Awwww hell naw bitch you got a sex tape?! *busts out laughing*

Bey: *pushing buttons* Omg Omg Omg

Jay: *tries to sneak out*

Ty: Jay get yo ass back in here nigga

Jay: *runs upstairs laughing*

Bey: Jay iono how to work this thing come help me turn it off *pushes the fast forward button*

TV: *shows Bey playing with Jay’s nut in her mouth, then swallowing it* mmmm you ate fruit today? That was good

Angie: *gags* This bitch swallowing cum *starts laughing again*

Ty: Not her knowing what he ate tho *falls out on the couch laughing*

Kelly: This bitch sucking DNA strands out of dicks *holding her stomach laughing*

Bey: *keeps pushing buttons* JAY GET DOWN HERE. I CANT TURN IT OFF! *pushes fast forward again*

TV: aahhhh yasss Jay mmmm fuck

Bey: Omg!

Solange: And once again, I can’t and I won’t. Come on Daniel *they go upstairs*

Kelly: Daaaayyyyyyummm Jay was beating that pussy up

Angie: Hell yea, that’s daddy long stroke *laughing*

Bey: Yall shut up and help me turn it off *still pushing buttons*

Ty: *whispers to Angie* Her dumb ass pushing buttons when all she had to do was turn the TV off *ctfu*

Angie: *still laughing*

Bey: Stop laughing it is not funny *finally finds the stop button* JAY! *tries to go upstairs*

Angie: Hellllll nawww bitch get yo ass back here. You finna sit in the chair of shame *points to the chair in the living room*

Bey: Angie leave me alone *still trying to go upstairs*

Angie: *grabs her arms and drags her to the chair* Sit!

Bey: *sits* Yall better not say nothing

Everybody: *falls out laughing again*

Ty: You’s a nasty bitch

Angie: Hell yea, remind me to never eat or drink not a damn thing after you again

Kelly: I guess all that singing paid off. Got yo ass deepthroating dick like it aint shit

Bey: *folds her arms* Leave me alone

Ty: *catching his breath from laughing* Alright alright, just got one question

Bey: *side eye* What Ty?

Ty: Did his nut really taste like fruit? *starts laughing again*

Angie: Strawberries or Grapes? *laughs*

Kelly: Apples or Oranges? *laughs*

Ty: Pinapples or Peaches? *out of breath laughing*

Bey: Fuck yall *goes upstairs to Jay* How the fuck you gone leave me down there with them?

Jay: *starts laughing* How did it go?

Bey: *hits him in the back of the head* That shit aint funny

Jay: *still laughing* It really is. You should have saw your face. You start turning red and everything. That shit was hilarious.

Bey: Whatever. How about you go downstairs with them and laugh?

Jay: Aight I will *goes downstairs laughing*

Angie: *sees Jay coming* What yo old ass laughing at? Nigga you aint off the hook!

Jay: Awww shit

Ty: That’s right “awww shit” take a seat in the chair of shame

Jay: *sits down chuckling* Aye yall cant embarrass me like yall did Bey. She up there mad as hell

Kelly: *laughing* She’ll get over it. She need to learn how to label her shit and won’t nobody make a mistake and grab the wrong movie

Angie: Right. But what I wanna know is why Jay couldn’t handle some head? She had yo ass on mute in that bitch. All you heard was moaning nigga couldnt say shit

Jay: Nah chill. See yall aint see the whole thing

Angie: We saw enough. Yo ass was stuttering nshit

Jay: Mannnn whatever

Ty: Naw, don’t whatever her. You was all confident at first

Jay: I still am. After that amazing head, I beat that pussy UP! Right or wrong?

Kelly: No lie, you did put a hurtin on that pussy

Jay: Hahaha damn skippy

Bey: *walks in and stands near Jay* So you think the shit is funny too? *rolls her eyes at Jay*

Jay: Awww bae don’t be like that *pulls her onto him*

Bey: Let me go *trying to get off him*

Jay: Stop that baby, its all good. Just be happy Mama didn’t see it

Angie: That would have been funny as hell. She stay catching yall

Jay: Hell yea her and Jr caught us in the closet the other day

Ty: Damn yall love that closet sex huh?

Jay: *chuckles* Why you say that?

Ty: No reason

Angie: He lyin. We heard yall asses earlier. Talking about yall was getting dressed ch…

Kelly: They was getting dressed alright. Jay was dressing that pussy up with cum *laughs*

Angie: You crazy as hell *starts laughing*

Bey: Get the fuck out my house *she’s pissed*

Ty: Why you mad tho?

Bey: I aint playing get the fuck out

(While Bey was putting them out, they kept laughing at her ass. They was still laughing about the whole sex tape thing, but the fact that she was pressed about it made it even more funny to them. After putting everybody out, including Solo and Daniel, Bey took shower and went to bed. She was mad at Jay too. A few weeks later…)

Jay: Baby, yo phone ringing

Bey: Answer it

Jay: I don’t know who it is

Bey: *comes from the bathroom* Hand me the phone *gets it and answers* Hello

Oprah: Hey Beyonce. This is Oprah.

Bey: Oprah? Oprah Winfrey?

Oprah: *chuckles* Yes it me. You got a minute? I wanted to talk to you about something

Bey: *sits on the bed* Go ahead

Oprah: Well, I have this special on the show about families next week and I wanted to know if you would be interesting in coming with your family.

Bey: I dont know about that Oprah, you know how we are

Oprah: I know, but before you say no, let me explain. This week I’m taking black families from different backgrounds, amounts of money, and blah blah blah you get the point. I’m gathering these families because I always have people to write me letters all the time saying how dysfunctional their family is and all that and I want to show them that every family has its problems.

Bey: So are you saying my family is dysfunctional?

Oprah: No not at all. I just think your family would be perfect for a spot to fill for a celebrity family. The thing is all the other celebrity families are way too dysfunctional or just don’t fit what I’m trying to do.

Bey: I, personally, don’t mind, but I’ll have to talk to my folks. Plus I can't turn down Oprah *giggles*

Oprah: *chuckles* Great! Let me know what they say by tomorrow at 5

Bey: Will do. Thanks *they hang up*

Jay: What was that about?

Bey: That’s was Oprah

Jay: I know. What did she want?

Bey: She wants the family to get together and do a family interview for her family week

Jay: Oh. Do you think that’s a good idea?

Bey: Why wouldn’t it be?

Jay: Well you know how we are with our relationship

Bey: Really? Are we really gonna have this conversation? I thought we been past this. Hell I’ve had one of your children and about to have the other one in a couple months. You know what, if you don’t want to do it then don’t. She didn’t say what family members to bring

Jay: I was just saying.

Bey: Whatever

Jay: Yea whatever. I need to talk to you about something

Bey: What?

Jay: I have to go out of town for a few days

Bey: For what?

Jay: Business

Bey: Since when did you start being so bland with your answers? Whats kind of business?

Jay: Um nothing major, if you don’t want me to go I won’t go

Bey: Do whatever you want

Jay: Why you mad?

Bey: I’m not mad. I’m just tired of you being so secretive lately. You don’t want to go out with me. You claim too many people know too much about us. You secretive with your work lately. What is it with you?

Jay: *sighs* I’ll tell you, but you gone be mad

Bey: What is it?

Jay: I’m opening up some clubs

Bey: O_o what the hell? Clubs?

Jay: See

Bey: Im not mad, im confused as to why you would think I’d be mad

Jay: You always fussing at me for spending money...i aint like we aint got it

Bey: I fuss when you go to buying cars and shit like you gone drive em. I fuss when you buy stupid shit. A club is a business. A club is something you’ll make a profit off of. So no, I’m not mad about you working.

Jay: Damn. Well thanks for not being mad

Bey: Mhm now get out so I can take a nap *lays down with her back turned towards him*

Jay: Alright. Ima take Jr to the toy store and pick up some dinner. *leaves out and then comes back* Oh and I’ll go on Oprah with you *kisses her cheek* I love you

Bey: *smiles* Ok love you too

(Jay took Jr out and spent father-son time with him. He’s been doing that a lot before the new baby comes. You know how Jr is, so they giving him  alot of attention right now. They decided they didn’t want to know what they were having. They’re gonna wait to be surprised at the birth. Bey ended up not taking a nap. She called the rest of the family and they agreed to do Oprah. She called Oprah back and set up everything.)

Bey: Hey Oprah, I was just calling you back to let you know we’ll do it

Oprah: Great! Be here at the studio in Chicago next Thursday. We start taping at 10 am

Bey: *writes that down* Ok we’ll be there

Oprah: Who all is coming? I need to know so we can have enough seating

Bey: Um there will be 9 people.

Oprah: Ok then its all settled. See you next week…

Wrong Movie...

(The next morning, Jay woke up to the house phone ringing. He ran downstairs to answer, but ended up missing the call. Instead of going back to bed, he whipped up some bacon and pancakes along with some fruit and fresh squeezed orange juice. After he cooked, he fixed him and Bey’s plate, grabbed the phone, and headed back upstairs.)

Bey: *rolling over*

Jay: *walking in* Rise and shine beautiful

Bey: *smiles and opens her eyes* Morning honey

Jay: You hungry?

Bey: Ain’t I always?

Jay: *chuckles* I made us breakfast. Sit up so we can eat

Bey: *sits up and helps Jay with the tray so he can get back in bed*

Jay: Thanks

Bey: *grabs some bacon* How long you been up?

Jay: Not long, the phone was ringing, but when I went to answer it they hung up so I just made us a lil breakfast

Bey: *starts eating* Did you see who it was?

Jay: Nah, not yet

Bey: *grabs remote and pushes power without looking to see that the TV was still on the floor* Oh, probably was nobody. Don’t nobody really call the house phone anyway. *pushes the power button again* Why the TV ain’t….oh yea I forgot *side eye*

Jay: Don’t start *keeps eating*

Bey: I won’t. This is good baby.

Jay: Taste these strawberries *feeds her one*

Bey: That is good

Jay: Just like you *kisses her*

Bey: *smiles* So. About last night.

Jay: I don’t wanna talk about it

Bey: Well I do

Jay: Thought I told you, you ain’t running shit no more

Bey: Fine

Jay: Thank you. So what are we doing today?

Bey: You the boss, you tell me

Jay: I like the sound of that. I’ll figure out something. So have you thought about anymore baby names?

Bey: Yea, but they ain’t all that

Jay: I have too and they ARE all that *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* I know you lying. What you come up with tho?

Jay: Well if we have another boy, I was thinking could name him Lane and if we have a girl we could name her Blue Ivy, like as one name. I know you said you wanted Ivy to be in there somewhere.

Bey: Lane? No. Blue Ivy? I love it! *finishes her food* Yea. I like that. Blue Ivy Carter.  It has a nice ring tonight.

Jay: We bet not have a boy then since you don’t like Lane. We gone have to name the lil nigga Green Carter *laughs*

Bey: *haves a laugh attack* ahahaha you so stupid, Green Carter. Ahahaha

Jay: It was not that funny baby

Bey: *catching her breath* yes it was. Oh shit Green Carter and Blue Ivy ahahaha

*phone rings*

Jay: *shakes his head at her* Hello

Angie: *panicking* Whats going on with yall?

Jay: What you mean? Calm down

Angie: *breathing hard* I been calling you and Bey all fuckin morning.

Jay: Our phones are um off. Calm down whats going on?

Bey: *looks at him* Whats going on? who is that?

Jay: *to Bey* Its Angie. *to Angie* You still there Ang?

Angie: *calms down a little* Yea. Don’t do that shit again. Everybody been tryna get in touch with yall and yall aint answering, we didn’t know what was going on

Jay: Sorry about that, we good. And who is everybody?

Angie: Me, Kelly, Ty, Solange, and Daniel

Jay: Aw well what yall niggas want? *laughs*

Angie: Aw that’s how it is? We just niggas now?! *laughs* But naw we on our way over there.

Jay: Hell yea yall some niggas, just inviting yaself over folks house *laughs*

Angie: *laughs* shut up nigga, get ya dick out of Bey. We bouta be there in like 30 minutes

Jay: *laughs* Shut up and aight *hangs up*

Bey: What was that about?

Jay: They bouta come over here

Bey: They?

Jay: Yea, Ang, Kells, Ty, Solo, and Daniel

Bey: Solo and Daniel? She said they got in an argument

Jay: Guess they made up, come on lets go shower. She said they gone be here in 30

Bey: Ok *gets out of bed*

Jay: *smacks her ass* Damn that ass fat *laughs*

Bey: *giggles* Stop it

Jay: *smacks it again, while they walk to the shower* Don’t tell me what to do

Bey: Don’t get the big head with this whole “Im the boss” act you got going on

Jay: I got already got the big head and you finna get it too. Gone get in the shower, ima go unlock the front door in case they come before we done

Bey: You really think you gone get some pussy and be done in 30 minutes? chile please

Jay: Just do what I told you to do

(Bey got in the shower like Jay told her to do while he went downstairs and unlocked the door. When he got back to their room, he heard Bey singing T Shirt. Thats his shit! He listened to her sing for a moment then went and got in the shower her. After their shower…)

Jay: *snatches her towel* I don’t know why you still insist on covering up around me

Bey: Because I’m fat

Jay: Well you the sexiest fat girl I ever seen

Bey: *laughs and punches him*

Jay: No but forreal come here *grabs her hands* You still look beautiful to me….crazy and all

Bey: *laughs* I am not crazy

Jay: Chile please. That stunt you pulled last night wasn’t for play play

Bey: Shut up punk

Jay: *picks her up* Damn you getting heavy. Yo ass IS getting fat

Bey: O_O omg Jay really?

Jay: *lays her on the bed and gets on top of her* Im just playin baby *kisses her*

Bey: *bites his bottom lip* mmm them kisses!

Jay: *sexy smile, kisses and sucks on her neck*

Bey: Baby this hurts

Jay: Kissing your neck? O_o

Bey: No, you laying on my stomach

Jay: *raises his body up a little* Damn, I forgot. I’m smushing my child *chuckles*

Bey: Its getting harder and harder for me to get that dick L

Jay: I know. That’s why starting now *kisses her* we gone fuck every chance we get until you get super big

Bey: You damn feign

Jay: You know I loooooove this pussy. Plus its mine so that mean I can get it when I want it. That mean I aint no feign. Im just a man that appreciates and makes use of his possessions

Bey: Possessions? Do I look like a damn car to you?

Jay: Wellll

Bey: *pushes him off* Get off me. *walks to his closet to get some clothes*

Jay: *laughs* You know I’m just playing *follows her*

Bey: Whatever

Jay: Awww my baby mad at me *grabs her waist from behind*

Bey: Leave me alone *pouty voice*

Jay: Awww baby *moves closer and kisses her neck* Don’t stay mad at Pop Pop

Bey: *tries to keep pouting* You shouldn’t have said that

Jay: *keeps kissing her neck* I’m sorry. You know I didn’t mean it

Bey: *moans lightly*

Jay: I heard a moan; does that mean you forgive me?

Bey: Nope, not yet. Keep kissing

Jay: So you gone make me work? Ok *picks her up and sits her on his island {yes the nigga got an island in his closet for his jewelry and shades}* Tell me where to kiss first

Bey: *points to her cooch*

Jay: That’s my favorite place

(Jay pulled Bey to the edge so he can lick the kitty without conflict. He got on his knees and stuck his tongue right in her puss. He looked up at Bey and saw her looking down at him smiling. He smiled back and then started licking her clit. As he got more aggressive, Bey moaned louder.)

Jay: *slides in a finger* you so wet and you taste so good *keep eating* mmm

Bey: *rubs his head* mmm Jay that’s feelsss soooo good

Jay: *licks faster*

Bey: *opens her mouth and rolls eyes back* aahhhh shit don’t stop

Jay: *slides in a second finger* mmm *devouring that cooch*

Bey: mmm *starts breathing hard* baby, I want some dick

Jay: *gently sucks on her clit*

Bey: Jay I want sommmme now

Jay: *gives her one last lick and suck and stands up*

Bey: *sexy look* You are the sexiest man I know *bites her bottom lip*

Jay: *sexy smirk and inserts his dick in her cooch* mmmm this pussy is my favorite place to be *kisses her while slowly thrusting*

(Meanwhile…..in Angie’s truck)

Angie: I hope Jay cooked. I’m hungry than a muhfucka

Kelly: You aint neva lied. I bet he did tho, Bey ass be eating *laughs*

Angie: Hell yea, her fat ass. I remember we went to that restaurant when we first found out she was pregnant again. That bitch ate her food, my food, and Jay food. *laughs*

Kelly: *laughs* Damn. Bey be on some other shit

Angie: *pulls in the driveway* They bet not have us standing out here for a long time *gets out and heads to the door*

(Angie and the crew stood at the door ringing the doorbell like crazy. Bey and Jay aint heard shit. Jay was tearing that puss up. Solange got frustrated and decided to twist the knob to see if it was unlocked and low and behold it was. When they walked in, the house was quiet. Solo, Kelly, and Ty sat on the couch and turned the tv on.)

Angie: Where that bitch at? I know Jay told her we was coming. Beyonce?! *walks upstairs* Bey?! *walks in their room* Beyonce?!

Bey: O_O *whispers* Oh shit! *outloud* Huh?

Angie: The fuck you doing? You aint hear me calling you at first?

Jay: *still pumping* We getting dressed

Angie: Aw ok *looks around* the fuck happened in here?

Jay: We uh redecorating

Angie: Mhm. Well yall hurry and come downstairs *stars walking out*

Bey: *couldn’t hold her moans in* mmm aaahhh shit yasss *she thought Angie had already walked out*

Angie: *stood still and thought “What the hell?!”

Jay: mmm shit baby im almost there mmm fuck

Angie: Oh shit *runs downstairs* Aye yall come here. Hurry up *they all run upstairs* Listen

Bey: mmm shit Jay make me cum daddy

Jay: mmmhh *pumps faster* mmm fuck baby

Ty: *whispers* Zamn! They is getting it in honey

Angie: I know! When I came in they gone say they was getting dressed. Ch….lyin asses

Bey: aahh fuck Jay yasss fuck me daddyyy *moans loudly, aint hear them talking*

Kelly: O_O chile, no she didn’t!

Jay: mmm shit cum on baby cum on my dick *wipes sweat off his forehead* shit I love this pussy!

Bey: mmm I love Pop Pop dick even more *moans* mmm shit aaahhhh mmhhhmmm *cums*

Jay: There go that nut, now let daddy get his *speeds up and goes deeper*

Solo: I can’t. *walks out*

Ty: Zaaaamnnnn bitch do you hear her?!

Angie: Jay got that ass going nuts!

Kelly: I’m with Solange. I just can’t *walks out*

Jay: Fuck baby here it come *pumps faster* oh shit oh shit *cums* mmmm fuck got damn

Angie: Oh shit they finished. Come on Ty! *they run downstairs*

Jay: *grabs a towel and wipes him and Bey down* Damn that shit was so good.

Bey: I know *catching her breath* We need to do it in here more often

Jay: Hell yea. Next time, ima have yo ass hanging from the clothes bar *laughs*

Bey: Shut up. Lets get downstairs before they think something. You know how Angie is

Jay: Hell yea her crazy ass always gotta say some

(Jay and Bey got dressed and went downstairs to see the crew sitting down laughing and talking.)

Bey: Hey yall *everybody got silent* well damn, fuck yall. Yall aint gotta speak?

Angie: Hey bitch

Kelly: Hey girl

Solo: Hey sis

Ty: mmm heyyy Beyonce *side eye*

Daniel: Hey Bey

Bey: That’s more like it

Jay: *chuckles* yall crazy. Wassup yall? *sits in the chair and sits Bey on his lap*

*everybody speaks to Jay*

Angie: I wanna know why aint no damn food cooked

Bey: Because you don’t run shit around here. Plus yall weren’t invited *side eye*

Angie: Shut up bitch. Ugh I hate you.

Bey: No you don’t.

Jay: I’m with Angie tho. I’m kinda hungry again baby

Bey: Guess you better go cook then

Jay: No. You go cook

Bey: I don’t want to

Jay: What I say?

Bey: Ugh *heads to the kitchen*

Solange: O_o what the hell?!

Angie: *falls out laughing* Got that ass in check

Kelly: *laughs then gets serious* Um Bey cant cook yall. We gone die

Jay: *laughs* My baby can cook. I taught her

Angie: I bet she was in special ed cooking classes

Ty: *laughs* You crazy Ang. You aint shit

(While Jay and Angie them was talking and laughing, Bey was in the kitchen cooking them some dinner.
She finally finished cooking and they all ate in the living room. When they finished, they continued having a good time hanging out.)

Solange: Oooo Thu, you still got a copy of my wedding and reception? I lost mine

Bey: You cant have mine

Solange: I know. I just wanna watch it

Bey: Its upstairs in my closet. You can go get it

Angie: Don’t nobody wanna see all that shit

Solange: Shut up. You just saying that cuz you don’t want us to see yo ass fall again.

Kelly: Boyyy that’s shit was funny as hell. She was too drunk

Ty: Hell yea, it wasn’t even funny that she fell. What made it funny is her ass fell and her head went it the punch bowl then she gone get and put her cup in the air and keep dancing like aint shit happen *falls out laughing*

Solange: *laughs hard* That shit was something to remember. *goes to get the dvd*

Jay: *whispering in Bey’s ear*

Bey: *giggling*

Angie: Would yall please stop that shit?

Bey: Damn! I swear you a hatin ass bitch. Get a fucking man hoe

Solange: *comes back and puts the dvd in*

(All of a sudden, when the film came on all you heard was Bey saying “I get the feeling that you are not all the way relaxed. Let me fix that” and you saw her dropping to her knees.)

Jay: O_O

Bey: Oh shit *runs to the TV*…

Punished...

(Bey jumped off of Jay as soon as Mama Tina grabbed Jr and walked out the doorway of the closet. She was definitely embarrassed, especially since this isn’t the first Jr has caught them and definitely not the first time MT has. While she was putting her dress back on, Jay was still sitting in the chair watching her.)

Bey: What are you doing? Get up and put ya pants on

Jay: No. I don’t know why you rushing to get dressed. They saw us now, we might as well finish.

Bey: *side eye* Jay don’t play

Jay: *chuckles* alright alright. You wanna put on one of my t shirts and some jogging pants since your clothes are too small right now?

Bey: If I didn’t love you I would be mad at that question

Jay: Huh? What I say?

Bey: Nothing, let me just go raid your closet so we can go downstairs

(Bey went into Jay’s closet and put on one of his muscle shirts and some basketball shorts. Jay got dressed in the same thing. They went downstairs and nobody was there.)

Bey: Where they go?

Jay: I don’t know baby, ima call Ma *runs upstairs to get his phone and calls MT* Hello hey Ma, where yall go?

MT: We on our way back to my house. I just came by to get him some more clothes. He said he wanted to stay with me a few more days.

Jay: No, we gone come get him

MT: Why he cant stay with me?

Jay: He already been there for a week Mama

MT: So. He said he wanna stay and thats final. Bye. You and Beyonce just keep what yall was doing *hangs up*

Bey: *from downstairs* Bae?! Did you call her?

Jay: *walking downstairs* Yea, she said they going back to her apartment

Bey: Why?

Jay: She was just like they came here to get him some more stuff because he wanted to stay a few more days

Bey: No. Give me the phone.

Jay: I already tried to tell her no and she said he’s staying with her and thats final. Then she was like *mocks her* you and Beyonce just finish what yall was doing and she hung up on me

Bey: *shakes her head* Damn. She mad

Jay: She didn’t sound mad

Bey: Trust me, she’s mad

Jay: But why?

Bey: Idk, I just know she is

Jay: I’m sure she aint. You hungry?

Bey: Yea, you gone cook?

Jay: If you want me to, what you wanna eat?

Bey: Um bacon, pancakes, chicken wings, hamburger helper, and some fried shrimp

Jay: O_O baby

Bey: You asked

Jay: *laughs* You are definitely pregnant. *walks in to the kitchen then comes back out* Baby you really want all that food?

Bey: Yes, but I guess I’ll settle for whatever you cook L

Jay: Aww baby don’t do that. I’ll go to the store and get what you asked for. Make a list

Bey: I’m going with you

Jay: Come on then

(Bey and Jay slipped on some decent clothes and went to the store to get all that food Bey wanted + some. When they made it back home, Solange and Julez was sitting outside in Solange’s car waiting for them.)

Bey: *walks to her window* What are you doing here?

Solo: Me and Daniel had a fight

Bey: Why didn’t you call me or Jay? How long have you been out here? Girl come on in

Jay: *walks up with the bags* Whats going on?

Bey: I don’t know yet. Go open the door

Jay: Do it look like I got three arms? Can you get a bag or go unlock the door yourself?

Bey: *rolls her eyes and snatches the keys from him* Asshole!

Jay: You love me

Bey: Shut up

Jay: So you mad?

Bey: *ignores him*

Jay: Awww so you call yaself mad at me and aint gone talk?

Bey: *opens the door* Come on in Solange

Solo: *walks in with Julez* Dang he heavy

Bey: I don’t even know why you carrying his big ass

Solo: Don’t talk about my baby.

Bey: Girl please. That boy is too big for you to be carrying. He can walk, hell

Solo: You worry about your child and I’ll worry about mine *attitude*

Bey: Damn forget you too then, I was just playing *walks off mumbling* No wonder Daniel mad at yo pressed ass fucking bitch

Solo: What?!

Bey: Ch…*flips her off and keeps walking to the kitchen*

Jay: *puts the bags down and grabs Bey* So you mad at me?

Bey: Jay get off me

Jay: Ok, but we gone see who gone cook this food *points to all the groceries*

Bey: Whatever. Im not even hungry no more *goes upstairs*

Jay: O_o well damn

(Jay went ahead and cooked all Bey’s food because he knew she was gone still want it. Plus he didn’t wanna be on her bad side, she already had a funky attitude all of a sudden. After he finished cooking, he called Bey and Solo to eat. Bey came and Solo didn’t.)

Jay: Where Solo at?

Bey: Shit I don’t know

Jay: What’s wrong with you?

Bey: Nothing, I’m just hungry

Jay: I guess. I set it up like a buffet so get what you want *walks in the living room* Solo? Solo? *walks back in the kitchen* I guess she left

Bey: *shrugs* guess so

Jay: Did yall argue about something?

Bey: No. She was just acting like a bitch

Jay: Was it her or was it you?

Bey: I can’t believe you just said that

Jay: I was just asking. You have been acting like a bi…

Bey: Say it and I’m gone smack the shit out of you *grabs her plate and goes up stairs*

Jay: *yells after her* Bey get back down here

Bey: *slams the bedroom door*

Jay: *goes to their room* You starting to piss me off

Bey: *turns the TV on and keeps eating*

Jay: Bey I swear to fucking goodness if you don’t stop ignoring me.

Bey: What? What you gone do Jay?.............................exactly

Jay: Iono what the fuck your problem is but you need to fix it and quick. Just because you pregnant don’t mean you gone walk around here like you the Queen doing what the fuck you want and talking to people any kind of way. I’m letting you know now you aint gone make me do shit else or talk to me crazy no more. I mean that shit…and whatever conversation you and Solo is between yall, stop taking that shit out on me

Bey: *turns the TV up*

Jay: Bey I’ll throw that got damn TV out the window

Bey: HA! I’d like to see you do it

Jay: Thinking I’m playing

Bey: Throw it and you’ll be out of a phone and a laptop

Jay: Think I care about that shit

Bey: Shut the fuck up Jay

Jay: Seriously what the hell is wrong with you?

Bey: YOU and everybody else. Just leave me the hell alone

Jay: I swear you’s a crazy bitch sometimes. *starts walking away* Ol bipolar ass

Bey: *throws her plate at him, but misses* Bitch?! *starts walking towards him* You just called me a bitch *pushes him*

Jay: Bey go sit yo ass down *keeps walking to his closet*

Bey: Naw, Ima show you a bitch *smacks the back of his head*

Jay: You got one more time to hit me or throw some shit

Bey: Or what? You gone hit me back? Nigga please, you aint crazy

Jay: Ch…

Bey: Hit me then Jay *punches him in the back hard as hell*

Jay: Fuck! *turns around and brushes past her* So you wanna act crazy? *grabs the TV and tossed it on the floor* Go buy you another one

Bey: :-O you fucker *snatches his phone and throws it out the window*

Jay: Two can play that game *snatches her phone and breaks it half then stomps on it*

Bey: Oh you really trying it

Jay: Naw you tried it. You wanna act stupid and act like a child, I can do it too

Bey: I HATE YOU!

Jay: Well I hate yo ass too

Bey: Fuck you *grabs his laptop and her heel and smashes the screen*

Jay: You really wanna play crazy?! *evil laugh*

Bey: Is that lil laugh supposed to scare me? *throws her shoe at him*

Jay: *ducks* You missed *grabs her laptop and throw it into the wall* Still wanna act crazy and break shit?!

Bey: Fuck you Jay. I'll show you how crazy I am when I cut yo shit up *walks out and comes back in with a knife*

Jay: So you gone cut me?

Bey: *rolls her eyes* Don’t tempt me

Jay: I aint worried about it

Bey: *goes in his closet and slices some of his clothes*

Jay: *follows her in there* Ok you getting out of hand. Sit yo ass down and chill the fuck out. I don't know what the hell your problem is!

Bey: Fuck you *drops the knife and start punching him*

Jay: *bears hugs her so she can’t swing no more* You done?!

Bey: Fuck you *starts crying*

Jay: *silent, while still holding her*

Bey: I hate you! *still crying*

(Jay didn’t say another word, he just held her until she calmed down. When she finally calmed down, he made her sit down on the bed. Instead of him trying to talk to her, he went and cleaned up the kitchen and then took a shower.)

Bey: *sees him come out in just a towel*

Jay: *looks at her and shakes his head then walks in his closet*

(Bey went into Jay’s closet a few minutes after him. When she went in there, she saw him sitting, in his towel, in his chair with his head in his hands. She knew he was mad at her for acting a fool and throwing a temper tantrum. She didn’t say a word. She just went over by him and and tried to massage his shoulders. Jay got up and went to the kitchen. Bey didn’t bother following him. She just felt stupid and went into the bathroom to shower.)

(Bey)

*looking at herself in the mirror* Really? Did you really have to act like a 5 years old? Smh *

(Just as Beyonce was about to get in the shower, Jay grabbed her and made her face him. He just looked into her eyes and kissed her. He picked her up {he strong as hell} and put her on the vanity sink and stood in between her legs. He didn’t waste time with foreplay; he just kept kissing her, so she wouldn’t talk, and ripped her clothes off. He didn’t even have to finger her, she was already wet. He dropped his towel and stuck ALL of his dick in her.)

Bey: *moans loudly* Jay mmm

Jay: Be quiet *penetrating her slowly*

Bey: *moans lower, but still too loud for Jay*

Jay: I said be quiet *thrusts harder*

Bey: *whimpers*

Jay: Take it. 

Bey: *grips his arms, forcing him to be closer to her*

Jay: *places his hand on the mirror and leans into her so he can go even deeper* mmm shit

Bey: mmm Jay

Jay: Don’t talk *breathing heavy* You’ve done enough if that

Bey: aaahhh I’m sorry mmm

Jay: You aint sorry yet *picks her and bounces her up and down on his dick*

Bey: *wraps her arms around his neck* ooohhh shit mmmh

Jay: *sits on the toilet, making her ride* so you sorry? *still bouncing her*

Bey: yesss baby im sooo sorryyy mmm shit Jay fuck

Jay: *grabs the back of her head and pulls her hair* you gone pull some shit like that again?

Bey: nooo daddyyy fuck me yassss

Jay: hmm I didn’t hear you

Bey: nooo baby i wont do it mmmm ag mmm again mmm shit Jay

Jay: I don’t think you learned ya lesson about fucking with me yet. Get yo ass in the room and get on all fours

Bey: *obeys*

Jay: *enters the pussy without warming* mmm say you sorry again mmm

Bey: mmm shit im sooo

Jay: I don’t hear you

Bey: fuck im sorryyyyy….Jay imm cuuu *cums on his dick*

Jay: hmmmmm shit Bey *pounds that ass*

Bey: aahhh shit *breaking down*

Jay: *holds her up* mmm fuck *cums on her ass* Shit *cleans the both of them with a towel*

Bey: *lays on the bed, breathing hard*

Jay: Get up

Bey: Jay, I cant handle no more

Jay: *smiles* I know. Get me a cigar, then go downstairs and make me a sandwhich

Bey: *gets him a cigar and a lighter* What kind of sandwich?

Jay: Surprise me

Bey: Ok baby *walks out to make his sandwich*

Jay: *smiles, puffs his cigar, and thinks outloud* I can get use to this shit. Hahaha. Punished that ass

Bey: *comes back* Here you go baby

Jay: *smiles and kisses her* Thank you

Bey: Jay, I’m sorry for…

Jay: Don’t worry about it, just don’t let it happen again

Bey: Yes daddy *goes to shower*

*20 minutes later*

Jay: You ok?

Bey: Im great *lays down*

Jay: I feel bad

Bey: For what?

Jay: Fucking you like that….with you being pregnant

Bey: I thought it was great. Some of the best sex we’ve had. I like when you get bossy. You should do it more often

Jay: *smiles*Don’t worry I will. *kisses her and then her belly* Goodnight, love you

Bey: Love you too baby

Well Damn...

Jay: What?! Why?

Officer: Step out the car Mr. Carter *opens his door*

Bey: Jay what’s going on?!

Jay: *steps out* What am I arrested for?

Officer: You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law. *handcuffs him*

Jay: Bey get my phone and call my lawyer.

Bey: Jay.

Officer: *takes him to the police car and puts him the backseat*

Bey: *gets in the driver seat and grabs her phone, thinking outloud* Fuck Jay! What did you do? *starts driving while calling MT*

MT: *doesn’t even say hello, rude* He’s fine Bey don’t call me 20 times today

Bey: Mama I need you to keep Jr for the rest of the day. I’ll explain why later. I gotta go bye *hangs up and calls Julius*

T: mmm Hello

Bey: Hello. T? Where is Julius?

T: ummmm he ummmm

Bey: T WHERE IS HE?!

Julius: *takes phone and clears throat* Hello

Bey: Julius, I need you to *hears T making weird noises* Hello?!

Julius: Shit *beating T walls up*…..oh um I’m here

Bey: Are you fucking kidding me? *hangs up on him* Damnit! *grabs Jay’s phone and calls his lawyer*

Lawyer: Hey Mr. Carter whats going on?

Bey: This is Beyonce. Shawn just got arrested for God knows what. Is it possible for you to meet me at the police station and get this straightened out?

Lawyer: I can come in about an hour and a half

Bey: *sighs* That’s fine I guess. Thank you *hangs up*

(Bey hits a U-turn and heads back towards the house to she can get some cash in case she’s able to bail him. When she got back to the house, Julius had called back to see what was going on. {The nerve of him to get his nut THEN see what she wanted smh}. She grabbed one of her big purses that was full of money and headed to the station. When she got to the station she saw Re-Re and her boyfriend. She didn’t say nothing to her because she was trying to figure out what was going on with Jay.)

Officer: How may I help you?

Bey: My fiancé was arrested about 45 minutes ago. His name is Shawn Carter and…

Officer: Oh yes him. And you are?

Bey: That doesn’t matter. I need to figure out why he was arrested and get him out of here.

Officer: *chuckles* Mr. Carter won’t be getting out of here no time soon. I think you should ask that young lady *points to Re* why he is in jail. She can tell you the story better than I can.

Bey: O_o um ok *walks to Re* Hey um whats going on?

Re: *rolls her eyes*

Bey: Oh I guess you want me to talk to you like I had to when I put you out my house. WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED?!

Re: *still silent*

Bey: Got damnit! *walks away, then comes back and snatches her up* You better tell me why the fuck my man is in this place. Now I know you know something. Tell me or I will knock every got damn tooth out your mouth.

Re: *spooked* Um. He um, he raped me

Bey: O_O AWWWW HELL NAW YOU LIL MOTHERFUCKER. OFFICER SHE IS LYING!

Officer:  *goes to them* Ma’am I need you to calm down. We don’t know if she is lying or not, but from the looks of it, she’s not

Bey: Fuck is that supposed to mean?

Officer: I mean come on a little innocent girl and a famous rapper...but the story that is after a party at Mr. Carter’s house, he came in angry and drunk and put everyone out except her. Her boyfriend was in the bathroom when this was happening. She told us that Mr. Carter threw her on the couch and told her that if she wanted to party he would show her how to party with his penis…

Bey: What the hell?! I KNOW she lying, I was there

Officer: Let me finish…..She said he forced her to suck her penis and then afterwards made her strip and he forced his penis inside of her telling her to shut up with ever force of movement

Bey: *PISSED!*

Re: *forced fake ass tears*

Re bf: Its ok baby *rubs her back*

Bey: She is fucking lying. I’m not gone sit here and listen to her lie about him like that. His lawyer is on his way. Officer, let me tell you something. I will fuck you, this lil bitch right here, and this punk ass nigga she calls a boyfriend UP! I am not the one to be played with right now. All I want is for you to bring me my fiancé so me and him can get this shit clear and go to my doctor’s appointment

Officer: Ma’am I could throw you in jail for threatening the three of us. I understand you’re upset but…

Bey: You think I give a fuck about you putting me in jail over that?! Do you know who the fuck I am?!

Officer: Ma’am you…

Bey: Don’t ma’am you fat motherfucker. You gone sit here and tell me you can throw me in jail after I had to listen to this bullshit ass story that don’t make a bit of fucking sense. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK about you or this lil hoe. How you gone believe this lil stank hoe over my man anyway? Hell she look like she work at the damn strip club

Re bf: *stands up* Aye don’t talk about my girl like that

Bey: If you don’t sit yo peanut head ass down. You crackhead looking motherfucker with them busted ass Filas. Hol up, Filas tho? You ugly ass broke down ass….

Julius: *runs in* Beyonce what happened?

Bey: Hey Julius, they arrested Jay *forgets all about the officer, Re, and Re’s bf* They talking about he raped somebody

Julius: What?! Aw hell naw. I know that ain’t true

Bey: Me too. His lawyer is on the way

Julius: Good. You need to sit down and chill. You know you pregnant

Bey: Um Julius I pay you. You don’t tell me what to do. You have a seat

Julius: I was just saying *sits*

Bey: *happens to look over at Re them* Is that Jay’s watch?! You the motherfucker that stole my baby’s watch *SMACK!* Fucking thief *tries to take the watch*

Re bf: This is mine

Bey: You can’t afford this shit

Officer: Ok ma’am *handcuffs her* I’ll take em off when you calm down. Now sit down before I put you in a cell.

(After a while, Bey stopped talking and calmed down. Jay’s lawyer finally showed and convinced them to have the stories told again because Bey needed to tell her side since she is a witness. As he sat and listened to all stories, he gathered information and he knew for sure Jay would get off, but Jay would still have to sit in jail until his court date the following week……The week passed by fast and it was now time for his court date. Bey wasn’t nervous at all. She just knew they had this in a bag and everything would be fine. She missed Jay so much and she was just ready for him to come home. During the week he was in jail, she and his lawyer stayed in contact so that she knew what was going on…..Court time!)

Judge: Calling the case of Shawn Carter and Re Re…..Re Re?! Are you serious ma’am? You couldn’t give your real name?

Re: Oh. My name is…

Judge: You know what it doesn’t matter right now.  I would dismiss the case because of that, but you’re a child so I can’t. Tell me whats going on

Jay’s Lawyer: Well Judge Dobbs *tells him all the three stories*

Judge: I see. Beyonce can you step forward please?

Bey: *steps forward*

Judge: I know you *giggles*

Bey: *giggles*

Judge: Seriously, did everything he said match your story?

Bey: Yes

Judge: Ok. *writes something down* You can be seated next to Shawn. *sees her belly and gets side tracked* Congrats on the baby

Bey: Its my second

Judge: Good. Girl or Boy?

Bey: We don’t know yet, we were going to see last week, but you know

Judge: Oh sorry

Bey: *fake smiles and sits*

Judge: Ok continuing. Re Re is what he said you said true?

Re: Yes

Judge: You do realize your story sounds stupid right?

Re: Um

Judge: Right, it sounds stupid. Re this stuff is nothing to play with. Do you realize what you could have done to this man’s life. Do you know what can happen to you for lying?

Re: I didn’t lie

Judge: Ok. Well let’s continue. The truth will reveal itself. Is there a rape test {iono the correct name of it} report that shows her results?

Lady: Yes *gives him papers*

Judge: Ok *sets papers down* Before I look at this, Re where was your boyfriend when all this happened?

Re: In the bathroom

Judge: And he didn’t come out and try to help?

Re: He didn’t hear it. He was upstairs. When he came down, I had my clothes back on and Jay told me not to say anything or he’d kill me

Jay: WHAT?!

Judge: Mr. Carter, silence! *to Re* Where is your boyfriend today?

Re: He was supposed to be here, but I haven’t heard from him since Monday {its Thursday}

Judge: I see. *looks at papers* This says she was indeed raped, but Mr. Carter’s DNA doesn’t match with the DNA that was found inside of her. Re do you wanna say something about that?

Re: *starts crying* It was my boyfriend. He told me if I tried to leave he would do it. I didnt think he would do it forreal so I tried to leave. He raped me and I told him I was gonna tell the cops. He beat me and forced me not to. When my cousin saw my eye she questioned and called the police. He looked at me all mean and so when the police asked what happened, I told him Jay did it. I didnt know what else to do.

Judge: *sighs* Mr. Carter you are free. No charges will be held against you. Re, you will seek counseling immediately. You will serve 6 months of counseling. If you miss any appointment without a legitimate excuse, you will be put in juvenile detention.

(The judge continued on giving Re Re a speech on how what she did was wrong and blah blah blah. After court, Jay and Bey went home immediately.)

Bey: I’m so glad you’re home baby. I wish they would have let you out last week

Jay: Yea me too

Bey: Whats wrong?

Jay: Nothing. I just wanna shower and lay down

Bey: Want me to shower with you?

Jay: No, I’m fine

Bey: Oh ok then. You hungry?

Jay: Sure

Bey: Ok well go shower and I’ll cook you something

Jay: *walks upstairs without responding*

(Bey)

What’s wrong with my baby? I thought he would be happy to be home.

(Jay took a looooong shower while Bey made them some grilled chicken sandwiches. He finished showering and getting dressed at the same time she she was fixing their plates. He came downstairs and sat at the table looking sad.)

Bey: About time, I thought I was gone have to come get you

Jay: *gets his plate and starts eating*

Bey: Jay tell me whats going on with you

Jay: I cant believe she said I raped her, that’s beyond fucked up. I would never do that…not to a child…not to anyone! That’s foul

Bey: *gets up and starts rubbing his shoulders* I know baby, but me and you both know it wasn’t true and it was proved. Don’t worry about it ok. I know thats easier said than done, but I also know you cant sit here and let that bother you everyday

Jay: *sighs* Yea I know *pulls her around to his lap* I missed you

Bey: *smiles* I missed you more. I had to surround myself with pillows just to sleep

Jay: I’m sorry baby *kisses her*

Bey: Its not your fault.

Jay: Ok. Where is Jr?

Bey: He’s with Mama. Ima go get him later. I just wanted to drop you off first cause I knew you would want to shower and eat

Jay: You HAVE to get em?

Bey: No, I don’t HAVE to

Jay: Good, now give daddy some suga

(Jay and Bey kissed heavily and passionately. The fact that they missed each other showed. Jay scooted their plates over and sat Bey on the table {must be a sturdy ass table} . He kissed her neck and stared in to her eyes. Instead of him feasting on her like he usually does, he just said…)

Jay: I want you now!

Bey: Then have me

(Jay lifted her dress, made her lay back on the table, and pulled down her panties. She was literally dripping wet. He immediately pushed his dick inside of her and smiled.)

Jay: *biting his bottom lip* mmmm shit I missed you *goes fast*

Bey: aaahhhh shit Jay, slow down baby mmmmh

Jay: I need this baby mmm

Bey: *takes the dick* mmm fuck baby

Jay: Tell me if I’m hurting you

Bey: mmm no no no you not mmm daddy shit

Jay: aaah fuck *cums* O_O

Bey: What?

Jay: Fuck was that?

Bey: You tell me

Jay: I’m embarrassed!

Bey: *giggles* Why? *sits up*

Jay: I have never in my life came that fast

Bey: *giggles* Its ok baby

Jay: No its not. I just knew I was finna beat that pussy up all night

Bey: Baby don’t worry about it

Jay: You don’t tell a man that

Bey: Jay seriously chill

Jay: *sits down and grabs his sandwich* Well I’ll be damned

Bey: *hops of the table and fixes herself* Baby stop worrying about it. I have a surprise for you

Jay: And what would that be?

Bey: Gotta promise me you gone stop tripping about our quickie

Jay: Really Bey? You gone tease me?

Bey: I wasn’t…nevermind. Close your eyes

Jay: *closes his eyes*

Bey: Now *digs in her purse* open em

Jay: Ohhh shit where you find it? *puts on his watch*

Bey: That lil nigga stole it. I made Julius go look for him and get it back. That’s why he wasn’t in court today. Julius beat his ass and he ran off somewhere

Jay: *laughs* So yall was straight gangsta when I was gone?

Bey: Aye gotta hold shit down yo *tries to sound like him*

Jay: Don’t ever in your life do that again. Come here *kisses her*

(Bey broke the kiss and went upstairs. Jay finished his food and when up there after her. When he got in the room, Bey was standing in her closet with her bra and panties on.)

Jay: You look so good

Bey: No I don’t. I look fat. I don’t have any clothes to put on. I was gonna change into something comfortable so I can get out that dress

Jay: That’s ok, you don’t need any right now anyway *grabs her hand and puts it on his hard dick*

Bey: Ohhhh *drops to her with the quickness*

(Bey sucked Jay bone dry before he laid her on back on the floor of her closet. He fucked for 20 minutes before they came. Bey made Jay sit in a chair she had in her closet so she can ride. {she got a big ass closet})

Jay: *holding her waist* mmm shit got damn baby *puts his head back*

Bey: *bouncing up and down* aaahhh Jay you so big

Jay: mmm shit you got this ma

Bey: mmm shit *starts grinding* fuck Jay yassss

(All of a sudden…)

Jr: Um Mommy what are you doing?

Bey: O_O Jr what are you doing here? Where is grandma?

MT: Bey where yall…*walks in the closet* NOT again! Come on Jr.

Bey: Holy fucking shit 

Jay: At least I didnt come quick again...

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Crazy Ass Bey!

(So i typed this shit up a long time ago and forgot to post it -_____-. Ima let yall read this and then ima type another post tonight. Remember last time Jr got kidnapped and Jay was crying and Bey said she know who took him.)

Jay: *wiping tears from his eyes* Who? Im gonna kill them!

Bey: Not if I get to em first *walks in their bedroom*

Jay: Baby, you just tell who did it and I’ll handle it

Bey: *looking under the mattress*

Jay: Bey, what are you lookin for?

Bey: *pulls out a gun*

Jay: *jumps back* Whoa! Where the hell did you get that?

Bey: *puts bullets in the gun*

Jay: *kind of scared*

Bey: *puts on some black pants, a black shirt, and some black Chuck Taylors*

Jay: Ok seriously, what the hell are you doing?

Bey: I’m going to get my baby and kill that bitch!

Jay: Who?!

Bey: Jay put some clothes on *walks out*

(Jay is trying to figure out what the hell is going on. He has so much on his mind. Bey all of a sudden went Mr and Mrs Smith on him. Jr is gone. Bey’s wasn't talking to him after she told him to get dressed so he just did as she said. Once he got dressed, he went outside and found Bey waiting on him in their black jeep.)

Jay: *gets in* You need to tell me whats going on

Bey: *starts driving and tells him what happened at the studio earlier* I know she got him. Pressed bitches do the stupidest shit. Why you always gotta fuck with crazy bitches?

Jay: *looks her up and down* Baby, ion mean no harm but you actin crazy yaself

Bey: I’ll fuck you and that hoe crazy up

Jay: Bey slow down and stop stressing

Bey: Where she live?

Jay: Bey…

Bey: Where the fuck does she live?!

Jay: Turn right

Bey: Jay tell me now. Did you fuck her at any time while we were together?

Jay: No, why would you ask me that?

Bey: Because if I find out yall did, you gone die with her ass

Jay: O_o seriously you scaring me

Bey: Where do I go from here?

Jay: Make a left and it’s the third house

Bey: *follows directions, cuts the lights, and park on the side of the street* Jay I know that bitch is here

Jay: Bey, what you gone do? Bust in the house?

Bey: Exactly. When I get in you need to go find Jr

Jay: This is your plan? You actin crazy im just call the police *gets his phone*

Bey: *smacks it out his hand and pulls out her gun* I know how to use this thing PLEASE don’t make me use it on you Jay

Jay: *scared shitless*

Bey: Now come on

(Bey and Jay walked up to the door and knocked as if they were just visiting a friend. The second Mariah opened her door, Bey literally snatched her wig and demanded she tell her where Jr is. Mariah acted like she didn't know and Bey really got pissed. She pistol whipped her and told Jay to look for Jr.)

Mariah: *coming to* What the fuck? Get out my house crazy bitch!

Bey: Where the fuck is my son?

Mariah: I don’t know.

Bey: *cocks her pistol* Bitch please don’t make me kill you

Mariah: You wont. You don’t have the guts

Jay: *comes in with Jr* I got him Bey lets go

Mariah: Shit

Bey: *fucks her up* Bitch don’t you ever in ya fucking life come near my family again *slaps her*

Mariah: Better watch ya back bitch

Bey: *points the gun at her* Mariah, you tryin my fuckin patience…

Mariah: Shoot me

Bey: Don’t tempt me

Jay: Bey we got Jr, lets go before he wakes up

Bey: Jay take him to the truck

Jay: Bey come on now!

Mariah: You better listen to him

Bey: You know what, say another word I swear ima shoot yo ass

Mariah: Word

Bey: *POW! Shoots her ass*

(The gunshot woke Jr up. Jay set him on the couch and ran over to check on Mariah. Bey was just standing there not knowing what to think or how to feel. She grabbed Jr and went to the truck. Soon after, Jay came and sat in the truck and said, “You killed her!”…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Jay jumped up and looked around the house for Bey and Jr. He fell asleep on the couch while they were watching that movie. Bey just threw a blanket over him and went to bed. Jay got up sweating and breathing hard so he got a glass of water. He couldn’t believe that crazy ass dream he had. He checked on Jr then went into the bedroom to check on Bey. He opened the door and saw she was peacefully sleeping. He kissed her forehead and took a quick shower before getting bed and cuddling with her. The next morning….)

Jay: Baby, do you know how to shoot a gun?

Bey: No, I don’t even like guns. You know that

Jay: Ok good

Bey: Why you ask that?

Jay: Just asking

Bey: Lies. Why you ask me that?

Jay: I had a crazy ass dream last night. *tells her about it*

Bey: Damn, I was gangsta

Jay: *laughs* Naw that shit was scary as hell

Bey: You just a big ass teddy bear

Jay: *grabs her from behind* I’m yo big ass teddy bear *kisses her neck*

Bey: *smiles* You are. *turns around and kisses him* Now hurry up and get dressed, we have the appointment to find out what we’re having

Jay: Can we reschedule? I just wanna *grabs her by the waist* stay here and *kisses her* be with you all day *kisses her again*

Bey: As good as those kisses are, no. I’m ready to find out

Jay: Ugh fine *drags himself to his closet*

Bey: Hurry up or I’m goin by myself

Jay: *from his closet* Baby did something happen between you and Mariah yesterday?

Bey: Uhhhh naw, why you ask?

Jay: Because she just texted me and said "tame your bitch"

Bey: Bitch? I got her bitch

Jay: Bey, wanna tell me what happened

Bey: *tells him*

Jay: Baby you can't attack her everytime you see her. 1. You pregnant. 2. She ain't shit. She don't don't matter so stop creating drama with her so she can leave us alone

Bey: Fine

Jay: I'm serious

Bey: I said fine, now hurry up

(Jay finally gets dressed and they head out to the doctor’s office. On the way, they dropped Jr off with MT. While they were driving, they got pulled over for speeding. All of a sudden…)

Officer: *walks back the car* Mr. Shawn Carter, you are under arrest…

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(The Next Morning)

Jay: *on the phone* Ok, I’ll be in a lil bit man. Gotta talk to Bey

Ye: Aight man, hurry up. I’m telling you this shit is gone be crazy

Jay: *laughs* You always say that nigga

Ye: I’m forreal man. This is like black elite!

Jay: Bye dude. You full of shit *laughs and hangs up*

Bey: *wakes up from his laugh*

Jay: Morning baby. Sorry I woke you up

Bey: Its ok baby. I need to get up anyway and cook breakfast. Where is Jr?

Jay: He still sleep and look at my baby cooking everyday. I’m proud of myself for to teaching you. *chuckles*

Bey: Shut up and damn that ass whooping you gave him must have wore him out.

Jay: It should have. I wore my damn self out

Bey: Well, hopefully he wont need anymore for a while

Jay: He shouldn’t.  Um baby, did we have plans today?

Bey: No why?

Jay: Kanye called and asked me to come in the studio for a few hours

Bey: Jay you promised you would stop working so much

Jay: I know, but its just a few hours and he said he got this track he need me to hear

Bey: *sighs* Whatever. When are you going?

Jay: Um now

Bey: *looks at him and rolls her eyes* Bye

Jay: Don’t be like that baby *kisses her and starts to leave* You know I love you if I kiss you with funky morning breath *laughs and leaves*

(When Jay walked out the room, Bey went to the bathroom so she could freshen up and start breakfast before Jr got up. Jay was downstairs in the kitchen grabbing a bottle of water before he left and…)

Jr: *walks in wiping his eyes* Daddy?

Jay: *stood still like “damn”* Hey son *picks him up*

Jr: Whewe you going? You got yo jacket on

Jay: Um Uncle Kanye called and…

Jr: To wowk?

Jay: *looks down* Yea, but just for a few hours

Jr: *starts crying* You said you pwomise

Bey: *walks in and leans against the wall and shakes her head*

Jay: I know son, but…

Jr: *pokes his lip out* Put me down Daddy

Jay: *puts him down*

Jr: *runs to Bey*

Bey: Its ok baby. Wanna make pancakes with Mommy?

Jr: No. I’m mad

Jay: Don’t be mad at me lil man

Jr: Too late

Jay: *sighs and thinks* I have an idea! How about you and Mommy come to work with me?

Jr: *eyes light up* You sewious?

Jay: *chuckles* Yea, Im serious. Yall go get dressed

Jr: Mommy come on. We gotta get dwessed

Bey: *to Jay* You better hope this is a good idea. *walks away mumbling* Draggin me out this damn house looking like a whale nshit

Jay: Come on Jr. Ima get you ready

Jr: Ok. Daddy can I weaw my clothes like you?

Jay: Yea, you can dress like me

(Jay gets Jr dressed in a blue button up and some khaki shorts with some blue Rocawear shoes just like him. Bey comes downstairs dressed in a cute blouse that covers her belly enough to hide how big she’s gotten and some fitted jeans with some low heels. {Jay not going for them 6 inch heels}.)

Bey: I’m ready

Jr: Bout time Mommy. You took a looooooong time

Bey: *laughs* Hush boy

Jay: *laughs* Come on *they leave*

(Later That Afternoon-In The Studio)

Jay: Alright run it back

Ye: Aight *plays the track*

Jay: *bobbing his head*

Jr: Mommy this is Daddy job?

Bey: Yep.

Jr: Oh. I thought he was a superhewo

Bey: *giggles* Thats his other job

Jr: Oh. Well I wanna go to his superhewo job

Bey: *giggles* You gotta talk to Daddy about that

Jay: *walks to them* What yall talking about over here? *kisses Bey and daps Jr*

Bey: Your son didn’t know you were a rapper. He thought you were a superhero *giggles*

Jay: *chuckles* You said that Jr?

Jr: Yea. You act like a superhewo

Jay: I am. Im the superhero of rap

Jr: *side eye* Anybody can be a superhewo like that. I’m talkin bout like Batman

Jay: This job aint easy son

Jr: Yes huhn

Jay: So you think you can do it too?

Jr: Yea, I can do anything

Bey: *being an encouraging mother lol* You sure can. Reach for the stars baby

Jay: Ok since you can do it then come on. I want you to rap like me….with NO CUSSING!

Jr: Ok *they go in the booth*

Jay: Ye, play me something simple

(Kanye plays a beat and Jr starts freestyling. Everybody is like what the hell?! This lil nigga can rap for a 3yo. Jay is of course smiling hard as hell. Bey is clapping and smiling, such a mother lol. Ye is amazed. His crazy ass was suggested Jay and Jr do an album O_o. Yall know how Kanye is.)

Jay: Yo baby you heard that? My son is a hip hop star already!

Jr: *feeling himself* Told you I can do it

Jay: I canr believe this lil nigga. I mean baby did you hear that *overly excited*

Bey: I recorded it!

Jay: Let me see *watches the video* Damn son *daps him up*

Bey: Im so proud of you Jr *hugs him*

Jr: *happy as hell* Daddy can I have your job now?

Jay: *laughs* You tryna take my job now?

Jr: Mommy said you have anotha one.

Jay: How about we start you off slow? You can play around in the studio at home. How bout that?

Jr: *shrugs* Ok but um Daddy I’m hungwy now

Jay: Ok lets go eat *to Ye* Aight man, we gone get out of here and get some food. *they dap*

Kanye: Ok man. Yall be good *they leave*

(As they were walking down the hall to leave, Mariah was coming in and heading to the studio room they were just in. She gave Bey a nasty look, and Bey just flipped her bangs and smirked. Jay, still amazed that his 3 year can rap, wasn’t even paying attention to the silent shade. Finally, they made it their car.)

Jay: *putting Jr in his seat* What you wanna eat lil man?

Jr: Ummm can we still have pantakes since we didn’t when we woke up?

Jay: Yep! IHOP it is

Bey: Baby, ima go back in and use the bathroom

Jay: Why you wait until we...*cuts himself off, knowing she’ll prolly cuss him out for questioning her* Ok, hurry babe. We hungry.

Bey: Mmk *walks back in and sees Mariah in the break room making coffee*

(Bey actually went to the bathroom and when she came back out, Mariah was still in the break room. Bey went in there and grabbed a hand full of her hair and said, “Look at me like that again and I will burn this cheap ass wig while its on your head bitch…….Oh and if I find out you been around Jay without me knowing, its gone be hell to pay!” Bey let her go and walked out smiling as if nothing ever happened.)

Bey: *gets in the car* Ok I’m ready

Jay: Took long enough *starts up the car*

(They went to IHOP and enjoyed their family time together. Afterwards, they did a little shopping and visited MT and Solo and Daniel. They went home and pretty much relaxed for the rest of the day. Later That Night-In Bed)

Bey: Jay, I’m horny

Jay: Baby, you know its hard to have sex now

Bey: Make a way Jay *attitude*

Jay: *sighs* well my dick wont get hard with that attitude

Bey: I’m sorry baby *kisses him* forgive me? *kisses his neck*

Jay: Nope, its gone take more than that

Bey: Oh, so you wanna play? *lays down and touches herself* I’ll fuck my own self

Jay: O_O noooo, I was just playing. Lets make this a threesome. My dick can join you and your fingers

Bey: mmmmm now you talking

Jay: *watches her for a few minutes, then takes over by immediately licking her already wet puss*

(All of a sudden, they heard some glass break downstairs.)

Jay: *jumps up and wipes his mouth* What the fuck?!

(Jay runs downstairs and the first place he checks is Jr’s room……he’s gone! He searched the whole house for Jr before he panicked, but no luck.)

Bey: *meets Jay in the hall* What happened?

Jay: *mad as hell, crying* He’s gone!

Bey: I know exactly who took my baby …

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