Just Us...

(After Mark revealed the fact that he’s gay and that Tarajiah may or may not have an STD, they sat in the living room consoling her. She was torn. Finally Julius took her to bed so she can rest…..The next day, Julius decided that he and Tarajiah would get away so Jay let them take the jet and go for the weekend. Bey and Jay were home alone because Mama Gloria wanted to keep Jr.)

(In The Bedroom)

Jay: *pulls curtains open* Rise and shine sleepy head

Bey: *stretching with an ugly face* Morning baby

Jay: Morning. Um baby, do me a favor

Bey: *wiping her eyes* What is it?

Jay: Never make that face again *laughs*

Bey: *giggles* shut up *covers face with blanket*

Jay: *laughs* Im just playin babe.

Bey: Whatever *smells her own breath* Whooo got damn! *runs to the bathroom to brush*

Jay: Whats wrong with you?

Bey: My breath smell like straight ass. Never will I ever put my head under the cover with morning breath AGAIN

Jay: *laughs* Well damn baby, if it smell like that maybe you should go to the dentist

Bey: *side eye*

Jay: *chuckles* Im just sayin. So what we doin today? We got the house to ourselves. No drama, no kid, just us

Bey: Idk, we can do whatever you wanna do

Jay: *raises eyebrow* You sure about that?

Bey: Don’t be raisin them bushy ass eyebrows at me

Jay: *laughs* Um honey yo shit aint lookin hot right now either

Bey: :-O *punches him in the chest*

Jay: *laughs* Naw don’t get mad. You started it *picks her up over his shoulder*

Bey: Put me down before you drop me. Them thick ass eyebrows gone block ya view

Jay: *throws her on the bed* you got jokes huh

Bey: Naw, Im just sayin. Its time for a wax

Jay: And its time for yours to be mowed like the lawn *laughs*

Bey: *ctfu* I hate you

Jay: No you don’t

Bey: Yes I do *fold arms and pouts*

Jay: *shrugs* So *walks out*

(Jay)

*walking to the kitchen, rubbing his eyebrows* Damn my shit is thick. I never let my hair get this wild. I need to call Mariah for this. *thinks* Oh shit, I can’t do that. Bey gone flip out. *starts cooking breakfast*

(Bey)

*looking in the mirror* GWORL! What the hell is this? These thangs havin a party on my face. Let me call Ty real quick. *calls Ty*

Ty: *whispers* Hello

Bey: Hey you busy?

Ty: Um hold on

The Game: *in the background* come on Ty baby. I need some more ass

Ty: *to The Game* Damn aint you tired?! My ass is sore

Bey: O_o *gags* Um Ty, ima call you back *hangs up, thinks outloud* LAWD kill the visual

(In the Kitchen)

Jay: *on the phone* Alright, can you come over?

Mariah: Yea, is wifey there?

Jay: Duh, she lives here. And lose the attitude, I do not have time for that shit.

Mariah: Yes Daddy

Jay: Stop calling me that. We are not fucking anymore. I have a woman now so stop that shit

Bey: *walks in* Smells good

Jay: *plays cool* Ok Mariah thanks. We’ll see you at 3 bye bye *hangs up fast* Hey baby *kisses her forehead* Sit down, breakfast is served

Bey: Yes! Im starving. *takes a bite* So baby, who’s Mariah?

Jay: Oh um that’s the girl that waxes eyebrows and stuff. She’s gonna come over with her assistant and give us massages and wax our thick ass eyebrows *laughs*

Bey: Haha…You have a personal masseuse and eyebrow archer?

Jay: Um not really. Like um we um.

Bey: Jay do not lie to me.

Jay: *sighs* Ok well me and her use to fuck around before me and you got together, of course. I helped her open her a lil spa place so she could make money with her skills.

Bey: *puts fork down and gives him the death star for a moment*So you thought it was a good idea to invite one of your previous fuck buddies to wax my shit and massage me? Ch….*gets up*

Jay: Its nothing like that. I don’t even think of her like that anymore. Plus she knows Im with you babe.

Bey: Call her and cancel that shit NOW *walks out*

Jay: Damn, ok *calls and cancels*

(A Few Hours Later…In The Bathroom)

Bey: *plucking her brows, on the phone* Hey Kelly girl

Kelly: Hey Bey you got a minute?

Bey: Yea girl. Whats wrong?

Kelly: *sad tone* I miss Nelly

Bey: Awww Kel. Call him.

Kelly: I did. He doesn’t wanna talk to me

Bey: What happened?

Kelly: I wasn’t making time for him like he was doing for me

Bey: Damn. Well I know from experience that you have to make sacrifices to have a healthy relationship

Kelly: I know that’s why I called you. What should I do?

Bey: I suggest giving him a few days to think. You need to take that same few days and do some thinking too. Im sure he will come around, he seems serious about you. Just give it time.

Kelly: You right Bey. Thanks sis love you

Bey: No problem, love you too

Kelly: Ill ttyl, ima take a nap

Bey: Ok girl bye *hangs up*

(Jay’s Office)

Kanye: Man, wassup. Havent seen you in a while.

Jay: I know. I been spending time with the fam ya know. Glad you came over. Whats going on?

Kanye: Dealing with hoes, making beats, running shit. You know same ol same ol

Jay: *chuckles* That’s that damn Kanye West. I thought you was tryna hit Rih

Kanye: Hell naw, come on man. I know Im a manwhore, but that swollen forehead bitch cant get this dick

Jay: *laughs* Damn Ye. She aint that ugly tho

Kanye: So you tellin me you would hit that if you wasn’t with Bey?

Jay: Fuck no. Well…I’d let her suck my dick *laughs*

Kanye: *laughs* My nigga *daps him* Where Bey at anyway?

Jay: She was upstairs. I think she mad at me

Kanye: Damn Jay you stay fuckin shit up. What happened now?

Jay: Nothing really but *tells him*

Kanye: That was dumb to invite her over tho, but I doubt Bey mad at that.

Jay: I know. Ima go talk to my baby when you leave tho.

Kanye: Cool, so listen. I know I fuck around alot, but I got my eye on this girl name Amber. She be tempting me.

Jay: Amber? Amber who?

Kanye: Idk. I just her name is Amber and she thick as fuck. She light skinned and bald head too

Jay: Bald? Damn Ye you go for the weirdest bitches in America

Kanye: That shit is intriguing to me

Jay: Obviously

(Jay and Kanye talked for a little while longer and then laid a track down in the home studio. Bey was still upstairs. After she finished her eyebrows, she decided to flat iron her real hair and wear it. Finally, Kanye left and Jay looked for Bey and found her lying in bed watching tv.)

Jay: *lays next to her and puts his arms around her* Hey baby. I missed you

Bey: Missed you too. Now be quiet, Im watching tv

Jay: Dang ok

*30 minutes later*

Bey: Ok now that my show is gone off *turns facing Jay* Hey baby. I missed you more *kisses him*

Jay: *smiles* Still mad at me?

Bey: I was never mad.

Jay: Oh. Damn so I could have been all up under you all this time?

Bey: Mhm.

Jay:  Man damn……Baby I have an idea

Bey: Oh Lord. What is it now?

Jay: I think we should give each other massages and you can arch my eyebrows. I see you did your *chuckles*

Bey: *laughs* Had to and ok we can do that

(Bey and Jay watched tv for a lil while and then Bey started on Jay’s brows. Lawd Jesus it took her forever on them thangs. After they got done with that, Jay took his shirt off and and laid on his belly and let Bey massage him with some oil. Then, he returned the favor.)

Jay: *massaging her and mesmerized by her perfection*

Bey: *eyes closed* mmm that’s feels so good baby

Jay: *continuing* does it? I thought I wasn’t doin it right

Bey: Im not complaining at all

Jay: *smiles and kisses her cheek* I love you baby

Bey: Love you more

(The more Jay massaged Bey, the hornier he got. He knew Bey was horny too. He massaged her slowly and then started to send a trail of kisses down her back. Bey’s spine quivered as his lips touched her. Each kiss was filled with love. Once Jay finished is trail, he softly turned Bey around without saying a word. He looked into her eyes and kissed her lips with every drop of love he had for her. He broke the kiss and stood up and admired her shape.)

Jay: *smiles* You are so beautiful

Bey: *smiles*

Jay: Beyonce, can I make love to you?

Bey: You can do whatever you want to me

Jay: *smiles* Well let me start by doing this *slowly pulls off her panties* and this *kisses the inside of her thighs*

Bey: *lightly moans*

Jay: *kisses her lips* I love you

(Jay began to kiss Bey’s lips and then went down to her earlobes, then her neck, then her breasts. Between kisses he would look at her and she was enjoying every bit of pleasure. She had her eyes closed and was biting her bottom lip. He finally made it to her cooch and licked her clit while slowly fingering her. She moaned louder and louder each time his fingers went in. She came in his mouth 7 minutes later and he licked her coochie clean.)

Bey: mmmm baby, its my turn

(Jay laid on the bed with his hands on the back of his head. Bey ran her nails on his chest as she made her way down. She rubbed his dick and it instantly got hard. Beyonce licked and suck his nuts, one at a time, until he was rock hard. One she saw that vein in his dick, she licked around on the tip and with no hands she put her mouth around his dick and moved up and down slowly. She relaxed her throat so she can take every inch of his manhood in her mouth. She kept sucking Jay off at a medium and once she felt his leg tense up, she knew it was bust time. She closed her eyes tight and jacked him off until he grunted and came all over her face.)

Bey: *licks his nut off her lips* mmm nice

Jay: *picks Bey up and lays her down*

Bey: Make love to me baby

Jay: *starts to put the head in, phone rings* Fuck!...Im not answering *puts his dick in*

Bey: *moans*

Jay: *thrusts slowly while holding Bey’s leg on his shoulder* mmm

Bey: *whispers* deeper

Jay: *goes a little deeper while keeping his slow pace* mmm shit baby

Bey: *moans* yass baby *phone rings again* Jay get the phone

Jay: mmm no baby. It can wait. Aahhh

Bey: *forgets about it and moans louder as he goes a little deeper*

Jay: Shit..you so wet mmm *phone rings again*

Bey: Just get so they can stop callin baby

Jay: Fuck! Im not stopping. You feel so good

Bey: mmm baby get the phone

Jay: mmm *keeps pumping while answering the phone* Hello

Bey: *covers her mouth so she wont be too loud and moans*

TyTy: Hey man get down here now

Jay: Im busy right now.

TyTy: Jay NOW. The  Rocawear building is on fire!

Jay: What?! Im on my way…

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To You From Me...

(Jay stood with the door slightly open trying to think of who this man is and why he was at his house and how he knew where he lived. He figured it wasn’t Mark because he was supposed to be in jail.)

Jay: May I ask who’s looking?

Mark: Im her husband Mark

Jay: Oh, well unfortunately you are not welcome here Mark. I don’t know much about you, but I do know that if you step foot on my property again you will have a well whooped ass. *closes door and steps outside* Listen I’m a man that loves my family very much and will go to the extreme to protect them so if you…

Bey: *opens door* Who was it baby? *sees Mark* Oh hi

Mark: Hi *walks away*

Bey: O_o um ok. What was that about?

Jay: *worried yet angry look* Lets go inside, its chilly out here

Bey: Ok *they go in* Baby what was that about? *follows Jay to their room*

Jay: *sits* That was Mark

Bey: Mark? Tarajiah’s Mark?

Jay: Yea. He asked for her.

Bey: What did he say?

Jay: Nothing really, I didn’t give him a chance to say anything. He just asked for T and I told him he wasn’t welcomed here and that if he came back I was gone beat his ass. Then you came out.

Bey: *sits* Well damn how the hell did he know where we lived? And how the fuck did he know Tarajiah was here?!

Jay: I have no idea. That’s why I’m worried.

Bey: *sighs* Great more drama. I swear I’ve done nothing to anybody to make shit like this happen to me and my family *getting pissed, start tearing up* This shit is just fucking ridiculous

Jay: *hugs her* Its ok baby. I won’t let anything happen to anybody living in this household

Bey: Man naw fuck that. This shit is startin to piss me off. I hate to have to do something about it myself, but I will. Shit gone get real just watch

Jay: *chuckles* Calm down baby thug *kisses her forehead* All I want you to do is rest that fat ass *rubs her ass* I think I’m in love with your ass Bey *tryna make her laugh*

Bey: Not now Jay.... I could just line everybody up and beat they ass ugh I’m sick of this shit

Jay: *chuckles* Look at you being all mad. You look sexy when you mad.

Bey: SHUT UP SHAWN

Jay: *keeps messing with her* oooo I like it when you get feisty and call me Shawn.

Bey: Ch…leave me alone. Im tryna be all serious nshit and you playin *rolls her eyes*

Jay: I got an idea. Take ya anger out on me *winks*

Bey: *tries to walks away*

Jay: *grabs her arm* You aint goin nowhere. Come let me rub on that ASS. Yes LAWD!

Bey: *quietly giggles* Leave me alone Jay

Jay: Nope, not until you stop being all mad

Bey: That’s not possible right now

Jay: Well I guess I gotta keep talking about how perfect that ass is *grabs a hand full* ooo its soft too

Bey: *giggles* Stop it Jay

Jay: Nope. *slaps her ass* ooo shit its jiggles when I smack it

Bey: *starts laughing* You so silly

Jay: That’s that smile I was looking for

Bey: Can you leave me alone now?

Jay: Nope! I still sense a tad bit of an attitude.

Bey: *starts whining* mmmmm leave me aloooone

Jay: Girl you better stop moaning like that before I have to put some on ya

Bey: *ignores him*

Jay: *looks at her chest* Lawd! How I forget about these perfectly plump titties to match that ass. Can I touch em please baby baby please

Bey: *starts laughing* Stop playin Jay

Jay: *laughs* Ok I’ll stop, but do you feel better now?

Bey: *smiles* How could I not? You always make me feel better *kisses him*

Jay: mmm better stop putting them lips on me, you know how I get

Bey: Aw yea I forgot, somebody can’t control his dick

Jay: Yea I can

Bey: LIES! If I sit on yo lap, BOING, that dick gone pop right up *laughs*

Jay: Whatever. My dick does not do that. I can control my erection

Bey: Lets bet

Jay: Ok how much?

Bey: 20k

Jay: ooo look at baby thug bettin money with the biggest hustler in New York. You sure you wanna do that?

Bey: You scared?

Jay: Hell naw, that’s chump change

Bey: Is it now? Let up the anty then, how bout 150k

Jay: *laughs* you serious?

Bey: Dead ass

Jay: *laughs* ok if we gone make this bet then it gotta be 500k and no less

Bey: Im down

Jay: *laughs* ok…*shakes his head, smiling* I cant believe you bet me 500k that my dick instantly gets hard when you sit on my lap

Bey: You backing out? You know its true

Jay: No its not, and no I’m not backing out. I got some to prove.

Bey: So you ready to get ya dick hard now or you wanna wait until later?

Jay: We can do that shit now

Bey: *sexy smirk* Brace yourself *takes off her dress slowly*

Jay: *covers his eyes* That’s cheating

Bey: No its not, you didn’t make rules

Jay: Damn you wrong for this

Bey: Are you already hard? *laughs*

Jay: Hell naw

(Beyonce slowly walks to Jay and takes his hands from his eyes. She kisses him softly while pushing her breasts up against him. Jay is about to bust open. He is trying to keep his composure by thinking of other things. He just can’t lose a bet to a woman, especially Beyonce.She’ll mess with him for days. Bey slowly sat on his lap and wiggled her ass on his dick all sexy as if she was trying to position herself in a certain spot.)

Jay: Awwww shit *BOING*

Bey: *stands up ctfu* Told ya, now pay up

Jay: Naw, you cheated.

Bey: No I didn’t now gimme me my damn money

Jay: And if I don’t?

Bey: You can kiss this ass and pussy goodbye

Jay: You gone neglect my dick like that?

Bey: Yep, now I wants my money

Jay: You so evil *pulls out a duffle bag from under the bed with 150k in it* Here. This aint all of it, you’ll get the rest later

Bey: hehehehe *starts throwing money around*

Jay: *laughs* You so silly baby. Thats why I love you.

Bey: I know *lays on the bed in the money*

Jay: You lookin all sexy layin in a pool of money with that red bra and panty set on

Bey: Still aint getting none

Jay: :-O what?! Why not?

Bey: Cuz this aint all my money *giggles*

Jay: Woman you better stop playin wit me

Bey: Im not playing, you better go to ya office and open that safe up *laughs*

Jay: Whatever *climbs on top of her* You know want this dick

Bey: Ch…you want this pussy more

Jay: *kisses her* you gone give it to me

Bey: Wanna bet on that too?

Jay: *laughs* Calm down

Bey: *laughs and kisses him* I wanna be on top

Jay: I knew you was gone give in

Bey: *smirks and climbs on top of him, kisses him then gets up* I want my money *put her dress back on and opens door to leave, jumps* Oh shit T you scared me

T: Oh my bad, I was just about to knock on the door and talk to yall

Bey: Um ok come in

T: O_o what yall strippin for each other in here *laughing*

Bey: *laughs* Naw, we made a bet and thats my money

T: I guess. *sits in chair* Ok so I know this far-fetched and I hope yall don’t be pissed off about this but…..um well Mark is out of jail on bail. His sister and mom bailed him out. He called me and asked if he can come and see me and talk. I told him yes and I gave him your address. The only reason I did it is because I would feel safer meeting him here than anywhere else. That man is crazy.

Bey: Hell yea he is. Why the fuc..nevermind keep talking

T: Basically, that was it. I just wanted to let yall know. I know yall prolly mad and I’m sorry but I really need to serve him these divorce papers so I can move forward in my new relationship with…………………..Julius, another thing I wanted to talk to yall about

Bey&Jay: O_O WHAT?!

(After they heard that, they forgot all about Mark dumb ass. They were in complete shock. They just sat there looking like two deer in headlights until Tarajiah finally spoke.)

T: I hope we don’t cause any problems to his job as yall bodyguard

Bey: Um uh um…got damn I cant even talk

Jay: Im speechless too. I should have known when I saw yall flirting at the hospital

(They talked for a few minutes longer and decided when Mark can come over, they didn’t tell T that he had already come tho. They also let her know that her relationship with Julius wouldn’t affect anything unless he started to slack on his job……3 days later)

Bey: Baby did you order that phone?

Jay: Oh shit no, I forgot

Bey: Really Jay? I asked you to do it yesterday and today

Jay: I know, sorry bae

Bey: Whatever Im goin to the store

Jay: You mad?

Bey: No *with attitude*

Jay: Yes you are. I said I’m sorry

Bey: Im not *grabs keys and jacket* I’ll be back *gives him a dry ass peck on the lips and leaves*

(In the car on the phone)

Bey: Hey Angie, what you doin?

Angie: Girl nothing being lazy. Im hungry but ion wanna move *laughs*

Bey: *laughs*girl get up. Im comin to get you

Angie: Ugh, fine.

(30 minutes later, Bey made it to Angie house and waited for her to finish getting dressed. They went and picked up Ty and then went to lunch and caught up. Afterwards they went to the Apple store.)

Angie: What we going in here for?

Bey: I wanna buy me a laptop so I can start shoppin online

Ty: Whaaaaat? Not you upgrading to this century *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* Shut up. Yall gotta teach me how to use it too

Angie: Girl you so damn late with everything

Bey: So

Ty: *looks out the window* You sure you wanna get ambushed? Its a lot of people in there

Bey: *sighs* yea I gotta get it cuz Jay ass don’t do shit I ask him to do

Ty: Ok well here *gives her his hat* put this on so you’ll be less noticed

Bey: Ch….my stans recognize me regardless.

Angie: They really do. You remember that time we went to WalMart and you tried to wear a disguise and this girl was like omg Beyonce and you was like how you know it was me and she was like I can tell it was you by your ankles. That look you had on ya was funny as hell *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* That shit creepy tho

Ty: It really is. Come on lets get this over with, I gotta get back home.

Angie: Oh snap somebody got company coming tonight

Ty: *starts smiling wide* Shut up

Bey: Spill it

*they start walking in the store*

Ty: Remember that guy we saw at the Grammy’s?

Bey: *thinks back* No. The only person I remember is *it clicks* NO he is not

Ty: Ch….he gayer than me

Bey: *laughs* OMG I cannot believe you just said that

Ty: hmph…chile yes

Bey: I guess you never know

Angie: But The Game tho? That nigga ugly as hell Ty

Ty: His dick aint *smirk*

Ang&Bey: O_O *mouths drop*

(Bey, Angie, and Ty went into the Apple store and looked around. Finally they helped Bey buy herself a MacBook so she can do her own online shopping. After dropping Ty and Angie back off she headed home so she can clean up a bit. Mark was supposed to come over  -____- …. A few hours later…)

*doorbell rings*

Bey: *opens door* Hi. Mark right?

Mark: Hi and yes *holding flowers*

Bey: Well come in. Tarajiah is in the kitchen *shows him the way then goes into living room* (They keeping a close eye on his stupid ass.)

T: *looking kind of scared* Hey Mark

Mark: Hey baby *gives her flowers and tries to kiss her*

T: *turns her head so he kissed her cheek* Sit down. We need to talk.

Mark: *smiles and sits* Yes we do. Baby I missed you so much. Im really glad you left me in jail, I learned a lot about myself.

T: Oh really

Mark: Yes baby. I realized how much I love you and how much wrong I was doing. I cant take any of it back, but I just wanna say I’m sorry. Please forgive me.

T: I forgive you

Mark: Really? Thank you so much baby *hugs her and sits back down*

T: No problem. And since I forgave you, I have a gift for you.

Mark: *eyes light up* Wow. I can tell this is gonna be a fresh start for us baby. Im so excited.

T: Me too. Here you go *gives him papers and a pen* I need your signature

Mark: Oh my gift must be something big *excited voice*

T: *sarcastically* Yep, its big. The greatest gift I could ever get you.

Mark: *starts reading the paper excitedly, then his smile fades and turned into a frown* What the fuck?!

T: I want a divorce Mark

Mark: You bitch *SMACK!* Here I am all happy nshit talkin about…*POW! Julius ran in and busted a cap in that ass*

T: Omg Julius, you shot him

Mark: Aaaah fuck *holding his leg*

Julius: You hit my woman again and you gone die punk ass nigga *hugs T* you ok baby?

T: *cries* Yes

Mark: What the fuck? You stupid bitch! This who you was cheatin on me with?!

Julius: *kicks him in the stomach* Call her another bitch and I swear its gone be a fucking war in this motherfucker

Jay: *comes in* Calm down Julius. You know how you get when you pissed

Julius: Im calm man. Fuck this bitch ass nigga

Mark: *cries from the pain* I hate you. Gimme them papers, I should have divorced yo ass a long time ago. *hops up and signs papers then makes a phone call* Hello, hey baby. Come back and pick me up

T: What the hell?! You did all that accusing me of cheating and yo ass was cheating?

Mark: *smirks* What goes around comes back around

T: On yo ass cuz I swear I never cheated on you *runs upstairs crying*

Julius: Baby its ok *follows her*

Jay: Smh, you a sorry ass excuse for a man. Hurry up and get the fuck out my house.

*10 minutes later, doorbell rings*

Bey: *opens door* Hey can I help you?

Guy: *gay voice* Im here to pick up Mark

Bey: O_O umm *yells to Mark* Mark your ride here

Mark: *hops to the door and kisses the guy* Lets go boo.

T: *comes to see who he been cheating with* O_o what the hell?!

Mark: I have a gift from me to you Tarajiah…..go get tested bitch *slams door*

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Girls Night Out...

(Jay knew it was Lyndell’s voice, which is why he answered the phone with an attitude. Bey was dumbfounded like wtf is goin on and why is he answering my phone like that.)

Lyndell: Oh hi Jay. May I speak to Beyonce?

Jay: *mad as hell, but he just gives Bey the phone*

Bey: Hello?

Lyn: Hey Beyonce

Bey: Lyn what do you want? And why are you calling me at midnight?

Lyn: Im sorry, Im not calling to mess up anything I swear. I just wanted to say Happy Birthday.

Bey: Oh *smiles* well thanks

Lyn: No problem. Enjoy the rest of your night, I don’t want hubby to trip

Bey: *laughs* its cool, but thanks again goodnight *hangs up*

Jay: *side eyes* What was that about? *attitude*

Bey: Nothing, he was just calling to wish me a Happy Birthday

Jay: At midnight?!

Bey: Chill Jay, he apologized for callin so late

Jay: You sholl seem happy about talkin to him all that damn giggling and smiling nshit

Bey: Damn my bad, the fuck is wrong with you?

Jay: Nothing, im just tired goodnight *turns light off and lays down*

Bey: Bipolar ass *lays down*

(Tarajiah’s Room)

T: *crying* yea Ma, I miss him and I love him, but I know I deserve better. Im gonna go visit him, and when I do im taking my divorce papers

MT: Im proud of you Tarajiah. I really am. Im so glad you know whats the best thing for you.

T: *calming down* Thanks. Well Im glad we had this talk Mama. I love you. Im gonna let you go to bed, its late.

MT: You sure? I’ll stay up as long as you need me to

T: Im fine Ma. Goodnight

MT: Godnight love you *they hang up*

T: *thinking outloud* I have to do this. Fuck Mark!

*knock at the door*

T: Come in

Julius: Are you ok?

T: *straightens up* Yea, im fine. Why u ask?

Julius: I heard you crying from my room. I just wanted to come check on you.

T: Oh sorry about that. Im fine tho, thanks.

Julius: Ok well…….um goodnight I guess

T: You can come in.

Julius: *closes door and sits* So…

T: So what?

Julius: So listen *sighs* Im feelin you, but ion wanna get in between you and your husband. Im just not that type of man. I just wanted to let you know that, I mean its pretty obvious tho

T: *laughs* Well idk what to say but *shows him divorce papers with her signature on them* All I have to do is take them to him so he can sign.

Julius: Wow. Idk if I should be happy or if I should be sympathetic

T: *laughs* its fine

Julius: *kisses her, then breaks away a few moments later* Sorry I had to

T: *smiles and wipes her mouth* its cool I guess

(T and Julius sit there in an awkward silence for about 5 minutes. Then all of a sudden, she tackled Julius and was on top of him. They ended up fucking but 5 minutes later….)

T: O_o

Julius: *breathing hard* That was amazing!

T: Um…you can leave now

Julius: Oh..you sure cuz I can stay and go round two

T: No, just leave

Julius: Ok then, you know where my room is if you want some of this ;-)

(Basically, T was pretty upset lmao. Julius had a big dick and didn’t know how to use and he only lasted 3 minutes. The other 2 minutes was how long it took him to put a condom on and get his dick inside of her smh. Anyway, the next morning Jay got up and cooked breakfast for everybody. They ate and chilled.)

(Living Room)

*phone rings*

Bey: Hey Ang wassup

Angie: OMG Bey guess what?!

Bey: What?

Angie: I was at the mall and guess who I ran into girl

Bey: Who?

Angie: Tati, Jessica, and Ashley

Bey: *sits up* Whaaaaat? Are you serious?

Angie: YES, I was like no them aint my bitches and we was laughin and talkin and they asked about you. They said they wanna get out tonight and kick it

Bey: Ok, where at?

Angie: Well they wanna hit the club up, but I know that aint really yo scene

Bey: Its really not, but I wanna see the girls! What club?

Angie: Club Fantasy {made up lol...its a male strip club}

Bey: awww shit don’t nothing good come from there lmao

Angie: Aye, we don’t mind seein niggas shakin they dick in our faces. You the only one married

Bey: *sighs* Damn I wanna go. And I aint married....yet *laughs*

Angie: Better ask your *mocks her* Pop Pop

Bey: *laughs* Whatever Im goin. What time?

Angie: Whaaat?! Check out Bey being all bad nshit *laughs* but we meetin at the club at 11

Bey: I’ll be there *hangs up* Jay? Jay?! JAY?

Jay: Im in the office

Bey: *walks in* Baby im goin out with my girls tonight

Jay: Ok, tell Kelly them I said hey

Bey: Not Kelly and Michelle. Im goin with some of my girlfriends from back home. Angie saw them in the mall and they gone go out and I wanna go

Jay: Idk how I feel about that, Idk them

Bey: And?

Jay: Damn well have fun

Bey: *starts to leave*

Jay: Wait, where yall goin?

Bey: Ch…Im a grown ass woman *leaves*

(Bey knew Jay would prolly have a bitch fit if she told him she was goin to a male strip club. She just avoided his question throughout the day. He was pissed because she just wouldn’t tell him where she was going…..Right before Bey was about to leave.)

Bey: How I look?

Jay: Why you gotta go out lookin all sexy?

Bey: Why you gotta act all bipolar? What the fuck are you on your period or some shit?

Jay: Naw. I guess Im not used to you goin out with people idk

Bey: Well get used to it

Jay: Fine….and you look great

Bey: Thanks *she leaves*

(An hour later-Club Fantasy)

Bey: *walking up behind them* Hey ladies

Tati: *turns around, screams* Beyonce!!! OMG *hugs her*

Jessica: OMG Beyonce *hugs her*

Ashley: OMG Bey fuckin once! *hugs her*

Bey: Im so excited! Its been forever!

Tati: I know. We haven’t seen each other since you and Angie snuck out to go to TJ party back in high school, well yall was in home school *laughs*

Bey: I know! Its been way too long

Jessica: Gworl! We gotta catch up tho. Everytime I turn my damn tv on there you go.

Ashley: Hell yea. They be saying some scandalous shit too *side eyes* you gotta let us know wassup

Angie: Um I hate to break up yall lil fun fest but Im tryna see some dancing dicks

Tati: *rolls eyes* Ch….some things never change

(The girls head inside the club and get them a private table. They get to talking and catching up and reminiscing.)

Ashley: *laughing* yall crazy, but um where the fuck is my damn drinks?!

Bey: Whoa! Since when did you start drinking? You use to be the one to act like you was scared to drink *laughs*

Ashley: Nawww that was yo ass

Bey: Nah, it was you too. Remember at TJ party they tried to get us to take them shots and you was like nawww my mama gone know I been drinkin

Ashley: And you was all like naw I don’t drink I don’t drink

Bey: So, but I wasnt how you was and I STILL took that damn shot

Ashley: Damn you did huh *laughs*

Guy: *walks up* Here’s yall drinks. Got a bottle of Ciroc {ion think they had that in 05 but o well}, bottle of Patron, bottle of Cristal, and a bottle of Bacardi. You ladies enjoy *walks away*

Ashley: Yassssssssss. Where should I start? Ciroc or Patron?

Bey: Omg I am just shocked at you Ash

Jessica: Ch…this bitch stay drunk

Tati: Hell yea. Ashley gets DOWN!

(The girls pop open the drinks and get the party started. Ashley is drunk off her ass along with Angie. Bey, Tati, and Jess are in chill mode. They tipsy, but they laughin they ass off at Ash and Angie.)

Tati: *laughing* I told you Ashley be drinking a lot

Bey: *laughs* I see.

Jessica: O_O omfg look at them bitches on the pole with the strippers tho *points to them*

Tati&Bey: *dying laughing* OMG!

Stripper 1: *walks up* Can we assist you ladies?

Stripper 2: Yea, we can make yall good time even better

Stripper 3: Yea. They call me Slick. This my bro P *points to S1* and this my bro Extasy *points to S2*

Bey: Nice to meet yall but um Im fine.

Jessica: Yea, me too

Bey: Whaaat? Everybody changing on me. Jess you used to be down for EVERYTHING!

Jessica: *laughs* yea that was before my man came into the picture

Bey: Man? I want details

Tati: Ch….Andre fucked some sense into her ass, got her whipped *laughs*

Bey: Well I aint hatin my baby did the same thang

Tati: Well I aint tied down to nobody so Slick, you can show me some attention and Im feelin them dreads

Slick: *sexy smile* I got you boo *starts grinding his dick in her face*

Tati: *drinks Patron* yasssss

Extasy: *grinds in Bey’s face* you like this?

Bey: Um no, I said Im fine

Ex: Well fuck you too then *walks off*

Slick: I love dancing for you ma, but my guy left so I gotta bounce too

Tati: Cool

Angie: *running back over there panicking* Yall we gotta fucking go!

Bey: O_o why whats wrong?

Angie: We have to GO

(The girls leave all confused because they didn’t know why they  had to leave so soon. Instead of them going home, they decided to go kick it at Angie’s apartment. They all sittin on the couch drinking what Angie had at home.)

Bey: Why we have to leave Ang?

Angie: Yall aint gone believe who I saw in there dancing!

Tati: Who?!

Angie: Yall remember that boy Reggie I used to date a while back?

Jess: Yea, the one with all the tattoos?

Angie: Yea, well his ass was in the there. He looked at me with a mean ass mug

Tati: Ok and? Why did we have to leave? You could have just spoke to him or something.

Angie: No! That fool crazy. We broke up cuz he found out I was cheating on him with Anthony and he tried to kill Ant. Ch…I got the fuck out of dodge and aint seen him since.

Bey: Damn Ang

Angie: I know, but when I saw that mean ass mug I was like hell naw we gotta go….he prolly still a fuckin nutcase

Tati: Damn, Im glad me we left that bitch then

Ashley: Hell yea, we would have all been dead *laughs and takes a drink*

(The girls talk and drink until they pass out, including Bey. The next morning…)

*phone rings*

Bey: *sleepy voice* Hello

Jay: Bey where the fuck are you?

Bey: Jay please stop yelling, my head hurts

Jay: I don’t give a fuck. You need to make ya way back home.

Bey: Jay chill, im fine

Jay: Whatever *hangs up*

(Bey falls back asleep until about 4 that evening. They all woke up around the same time, completely hungover. They had a good ass night girls night out. Bey headed home and when she walked in Jay was cooking dinner, pissed.)

Bey: Hey yall *dry voice*

T: Hey sis

Julius: Hey Bey

Jr: Mommmyyyyyy. Where u was at? I mished you

Bey: I missed you too. I was with Cousin Angie

Jr: Oh. Her crazy

Bey: *laughs* Yea she is. Let Mama go take a shower

Jr: Ok. You stink Mommy. You smell like stanky stuff

Bey: *laughs* Well let me hurry up and take a bath….*goes to the kitchen* Hey Jay

Jay: *side eye*

Bey: Ok, I’ll leave you alone *takes a shower, gets dressed, and sits on the bed* Damn, I still got a hangover *goes to sleep*

*an hour later*

Jay: Bey wake up *taps her ass* Bey baby wake up

Bey: *opens one eye* Hmm?

Jay: Time to eat baby

Bey: Im not hungry

Jay: Bey come eat. I know you haven’t eaten all day.

Bey: How you know?

Jay: Cuz you never eat when you hungover

Bey: *starts whining* Ion wanna eat, I just wanna sleeeep

Jay: Come on baby get up

Bey: *sits up slowly* Fine.

Jay: Baby, first I wanna apologize

Bey: For what?

Jay: I been actin like a dick all week

Bey: Its ok, but why have you been actin like that?

Jay: Well I know I said the past is the past, but ever since you told me your secret, I’ve been really protective. Like I don’t want you with anyone I don’t know or trust and I don’t want you to be put in any situations that could lead to sex with anybody else. And when Lyn called I instantly, but come on can you blame me for being like that after what you told me?

Bey: I understand that part with Lyndell, I would have probably acted the same way. But you have to realize that I’m a grown ass woman. I know better than to go out with random ass people I don’t know. Just because you don’t know them doesn’t mean they aint trustworthy. I understand my secret could have led to not you trusting me anymore, but Jay all I ask of you is to at least try to trust me a little bit

Jay: You right baby v_v. I’ll trust you, Im sorry *kisses her* Now come on and lets eat

Bey: Ok *stands up*

Jay: *smacks her ass hard* And dont ever stay out all night without letting me know where you are. I was worried

Bey: Ouch. Did you just spank me? *giggles*

Jay: Ima do more than that

(Bey and Jay made and went to the kitchen laughing and being all coupled up and stuff. They all sat at the table and ate dinner. Jay cooked meatloaf, green bean casserole, and rolls. After dinner, they cleaned up and watched movies. All of a sudden…)

*knock at the door*

Jay: Who is that beating like the police? *opens door*

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(Julius rushes downstairs and grabs the car keys. They rush to the hospital with Jr. Bey was tryna call Jay, but he wasn’t answering. She gave up after the third time.When they reached the hospital, they immediately took Jr to the back and had Bey filling out paperwork. 5 minutes later, they put Bey out the room so they could put Jr on a breathing machine. Of course Bey was crying like she had lost her damn mind. She finally calmed down with the help of T and Julius.)

Bey: *steps outside to call Jay, no answer, she left a vm* Jay, look I know you mad, but I was calling to tell you we at the hospital with Jr. He started breathing too fast and they just put me out the room *starts crying* Jay please come up here.

*2 hours later*

Jay: *running in the hospital* Um what room is Shawn Carter Jr in?!

Nurse: Calm down sir. He and Beyonce are in room 211

Jay: Ok thanks *runs to the room * Omg Jr *hugs him and start crying* You ok son?

Jr: I ok Daddy. I just hungwy

Jay: *wipes his face*ok we’ll get you some food

Bey: *stands up* Jay where were you?

Jay: Don’t worry about that. What did the doctor say?

Bey: They ran some tests, we waiting on the results now. They should be in here in a few minutes. They just got his breathing under control.

Jay: Ok *hugs her* Im sorry….Julius and T thank yall for bringin them here

Julius: It was all me *laughs* but no problem man, its my job

T: Shut up punk *giggles and punches his arm*

Julius: Better stop before I have to jack you up and you gone be in a hospital bed

T: *laughs* Whatever. I aint scared of you

Jay: O_o ummm ok anyway *back to Bey* Bey im so sorry for leaving you and Jr knowing he was sick. I had no idea all this would happen

Bey: Its fine Jay, he’s ok now..hopefully…..but where were you?

Jay: Don’t worry about that baby, we’ll talk later

Dr: *comes in* Ok Ms. Beyonce.

Bey: Yes doctor?

Dr: Well the major tests came back normal, but little man here is severely anemic which is what threw him into a panic attack. He also has strep throat which is why he has a high fever and is vomiting.

Bey: Ok, what should we do?

Dr: Im gonna prescribe him some gummy bear iron medicine so that we can get that back right. That could cause major problems so we wanna focus on that. As far as his strep throat, I will prescribe him some antibiotics in liquid form so we can get rid of that.

Jay: Thank you so much doctor *shakes his hand*

Dr: No problem, but next time bring him in sooner. The fact that he was premature and his immune system is weaker than most other children can really cause major problems concerning his health, other than that you guys are free to go. Oh and we gave him some medicine for the night. Go get his medicine tomorrow.

Jay: Ok and thank you again Dr

(They leave the hospital at about 8:30. Jay, Bey, and Jr drove to Popeyes while Julius and T headed home. They picked up the food and got home shortly after T and Julius. They all ate, cleaned up, and headed to bed.)

Bey: *taking off her shoes* Im so glad Jr is ok. I was so scared.

Jay: Mhm

Bey: Really Jay? Are we back to actin like this already?

Jay: I just came up there for my son

Bey: So why you hug me and say you was sorry if you was gone act like this again?

Jay: Because I knew you were scared and I was only sorry for leaving you with Jr and I knew he was sick

Bey: Well damn. You might as well shouldn’t have touched me then

Jay: Guess not *puts on his PJs*

Bey: What if that was me in the hospital?

Jay: *silence*

Bey: Damn that’s pretty fucked up Jay

Jay: Whatever. Goodnight *leaves*

(Bey was upset at how all of a sudden Jay started acting crazy again. She knew he was still gonna be upset, but she thought that they would come home and talk it out. She looked out the window for a while and noticed Jay didn’t leave the house because his car was still parked. She finally layed down and went to sleep. The next day went by pretty slow, Jr was still sick, but he had his medicine to help him feel better.)

(September 4, 2005)

Bey: *waking up next to Jr, Jay slept in one of the guest rooms * Well Happy Birthday to me lil man *kisses his forehead, then goes to shower*

*15 minutes later, phone rings*

Jr: Hello

Kelly: Hey Jr, where ya mama at?

Jr: She in the showa

Kelly: Oh ok um you know who you talkin to?

Jr: Nope

Kelly: Its auntie Kelly

Jr: Oh hey auntie. What you doin?

Kelly: Nothin, I was gonna tell ya mama Happy Birthday

Jr: Its her biwthday?! O_o *drops phone*

Kelly: *laughs* yep, tell her to call me when she get out the shower…hello? Jr? hello? *hangs up*

Jr: *beating on the bathroom door* Mommyyyyy!!!!

Bey: *rushing to the door* Huh? Whats wrong baby?

Jr: Nothin

Bey: Why you beatin on the door like that?

Jr: Its ya biwthday!

Bey: *laughs* yea, but you scared me boy

Jay: *runs in* What happened?

Bey: Nothing, Jr was beating on the door

Jay: Whats wrong Jr?

Jr: Its Mommy biwthday Daddy!

Jay: I know but you cant be beatin on the door like that son, I though something was wrong

Jr: It is. I didn’t get her a pwesent

Bey: *laughs* Its ok. You are my present *kisses his cheek*

Jr: Nooooo a weal pwesent. Like a airplane ow something

Bey: An airplane? Whoa! I like your gift ideas

Jr: I know. Well Im goin to get you a gift fwom my woom so wait hewe

Bey: *laughs* Ok

Jr: Daddy you stay hewe too, I want you to see her pwesent

Jay: *chuckles* Ok son

Bey: *giggles* our son is something else *sits on the bed and starts putting lotion on her legs* {btw she’s wrapped in a towel}

Jay: *watching her* Yea he a trip.

Bey: Well…..this is awkward

Jay: *chuckles* It really is, but I don’t wanna get in trouble with Jr so it gotta be awkward til he come back with whatever gift you gone get

Bey: *laughs* I don’t think Im ready for it….while you in here, could you lotion my back for me?

Jay: Um yea I guess *starts lotioning her back*

(Jay wasn’t mad anymore, obviously. He was just wondering why she didn’t tell him before. He couldn’t stay mad at Bey, especially now. He rubbed the lotion on her back slowly and couldn’t help but get wrapped up in how good she smelled and how sexy she was. He started massaging her without even realizing. Bey didn’t say a word. She was happy, but at the same time she didn’t know if he was gonna have another bipolar moment. She just enjoyed his hands on her.)

Jay: *kisses her neck* You smell so good

Jr: *busts in* Im back! Look Mommy.

Bey: *snaps out of it* Oh what you got me?

Jr: I got you a aiwplane and some shoes

Bey: *laughs* Thanks you so much. This is the best birthday ever

Jr: Weally? *hugs her* Wait I gotta sing to you and play my dwums {his drums are in they room for some odd reason}

Jay: Oh Lord

Bey: Um why don’t we wait until later to play the drums

Jr: No Mommy I gotta do it now! *starts playing every way but the right way* Happy Biwthday to Mommyyyyyyy

Bey: O_o…..*claps* awwww yayyyy thank you Jr *kisses and hugs him*

Jay: *claps* Yayyy son that was great

Jr: :-D yayyy ok….im goin to play with my toys now…um Mommy can I have my aiwplane back?

Bey: *laughs hard* I thought it was for me

Jr: You can play with it when Im finished

Bey: Oh…ok then *gives it to him* Go head and play

Jay: Wow

Bey: I know. I got a toy airplane that got taken back and a pair of my own shoes. This is a great birthday *laughs*

Jay: *laughs* Bey

Bey: Hmm

Jay: I love you

Bey: I love you too Jay

Jay: *grabs her hands* Im sorry for actin like that *pulls her up*

Bey: Im sorry for lying to you and keeping that secret

Jay: That was the past *kisses her* Just don’t ever keep another secret like that from me again *opens her towel* Promise me

Bey: I promise.

Jay: *throws towel on the floor* and promise that from now on *kisses her* we will tell each other everything *kisses her*

Bey: I promise *puts her hand in his pajama pants*

Jay: Promise me one more thing *kisses her neck*

Bey: *rubs his head down to his neck* whats that?

Jay: *looks in her eyes* Promise me that you wont wreck this car *gives her new car keys*

Bey: *screams* Really?!

Jay: Yea, lets go check it out

(Outside)

Jay: You like it?

Bey: Jay that’s your car

Jay: No, my car is in the garage. This is yours. You kept talking about how you loved driving mine, now you have your own

Bey: Omg *hugs him tight* I love it!

Jay: Look in the inside tho

Bey: *opens car door* O_O

(Jay had Bey’s car custom made with a red and gold interior, “B” stitched in the headrests, banging ass stero system, and everything else you can imagine. On each front seat he placed a bracelet and necklace set on them. In the back he had three outfits and shoes to match.)

Bey: Omg Jay I love this so much.

Jay: J Happy Birthday baby *kisses her*

Bey: I love you

Jay: I love you too babe. Now, pick a necklace and bracelet along with an outfit so we an go

Bey: Go where?

Jay: Out, now hurry up

(Bey admired her gifts Jay got her then they went inside. Jay told Bey that he was taking Jr to his Mom’s house for the night so they can go out…. Bey started singing and being all giddy while she was getting dress. Jay got dressed over Mama Gloria’s house. When he got back, he rolled up in a Maybach. He went to see of Bey was ready, but her ass was still in the bathroom getting ready. He just sat in the living and waited for to finish putting on her last touches.)

Bey: *walking down the steps all sexy* Ready?

Jay: O_O *stands up* You look beautiful baby *walks to her and kisses her* This is for you *gives her a single rose*

Bey: Thank you. You looking very handsome yourself.

(Jay had on a tuxedo {like the one he wore at the Met Gala})

Jay: Thank you. Lets go *they lock arms*

(When Jay opened the door, a red carpet was rolled out from the door all the way to the Maybach.)

Bey: Babe you went all out

Jay: I had to. I been bad, so I gotta make it up and plus its your birthday. You deserve all of this plus some.

Bey: Awww babe, thank you *kisses him*

Jay: No problem, but before we go I need you to look in your car again. I noticed you missed something earlier.

Bey: Um ok *looks in the car* I don’t see anything.

Jay: Look in the arm rest

Bey: O_O Oh my GAWD!

Jay: Like it?

Bey: I love it

Jay: Let me put it on. *takes her to the red carpet and kneels*

Bey: O_o Jay we already engaged.

Jay: I know, but I wanna do it again. I feel like the ring you have isnt big enough. Plus I wanna fresh start.  From this point on, everything in the past will stay there. Our present will become our past in our future.

Bey: *in tears* Jay I love you so much

Jay: I love you too. Now Beyonce will you be my wife?

Bey: *crying voice* Yes Jay

Jay: *slides a big ass ring {slighty smaller than her wedding ring} on her finger* I love you baby *kisses her* Now lets go

(Jay and Bey were chauffeured to the same restaurant they went to on their first date. Jay had a live band to play for them while they ate. He even had Brian McKnight and Jill Scott to sing The Closer I Get To You for them {damn he went all out, he tryna get them draws lmao}. After dinner, Jay took Bey home to finish their night. While they were gone, he had texted Julius and T so they can set up everything for him and so that they could leave the house.)

Jay: *opens the door*

Bey: Omg Jay, you are just…

Jay: I know *sexy chuckles*

Bey: *follows rose petals all the way to their room* Damn. Somebody want some sex

Jay: *chuckles* Maybe I do, but first lets get in the bath

(Bey and Jay undress each other and kiss throughout. They got in the tub filled with rose petals and candles were lit, while music played. After their bath, Jay slowly layed Bey down on the bed and kissed her.)

Bey: *moans lightly*

Jay: I wanna taste you *starts going down and stops* but this time with some extra flavor

(Jay grabs some cherries and whipped cream from a tray that T and Julius put together for him. He sprayed it on her nipples, around her navel, and on her cooch.)

Jay: Wanna see a trick I taught myself?

Bey: *laughs* yea let me see

Jay: *put cherry in his mouth and ties a knot with his toungue* See

Bey: :-O how in the hell you do that?

Jay: I got skills *sexy voice, start licking the whipped cream off her nipples*

Bey: mmm I like that daddy

Jay: *smiles and go down further, licks the whipped cream of her belly* You like that?

Bey: hell yes

Jay: *licks it off her cooch* what about that?

Bey: mmm I love it

(Jay starts devouring Bey pussy like never before. She is moaning louder and louder each minute. Jay was putting in work. He ate Bey until she came twice then he got up and kissed her.)

Jay: *breaks the kiss* I love you Beyonce *slowly slides his dick in* mmm baby I wanna make love to you

Bey: Then make love to me Jay *kisses him*

Jay: *grinds slowly, yet deeply* mmm baby you feel so good

Bey: *moans* mmm Jay, I love you

*30 minutes later*

Jay: *thrusts deeper and faster* oooo baby damn *wipes sweat*

Bey: yasss daddyyy mmm shit *cums* aaahhhh

Jay: mmmm *cums hard* ooooo fuck Bey *leg shaking* mmmm baby *falls on top of her*

Bey: *wipes forehead* that was so good baby

Jay: I know right *still breathing hard* I need a smoke *grabs and lights cigar* whooo shit

Bey: *giggles* Let me hit it

Jay: Naw this a manly thing

Bey: Ch…*grabs cigar and puffs* damn

Jay: *laughs* look at you. You look sexy doin that

Bey: You think I look sexy doin anything

Jay: Naw naw, cuz that time you farted was NOT sexy *laughs*

Bey: What?! I never fart in front of you

Jay: You did it in ya sleep *laughs* I had to walk out this motherfucka

Bey: *laughs* ooops

Jay: I was like goddamn Bey

Bey: Was it really that bad?

Jay: *laughs* Naw, but that shit did stank

Bey: *Iaughs* sorry

*phone rings*

Bey: Baby get that for me

Jay: Whaatt? I can answer ya phone? Cool *answers* Hello?

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Jay: Who the fuck is this?......

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