Saturday, February 25, 2012

Well Damn...

Jay: What?! Why?

Officer: Step out the car Mr. Carter *opens his door*

Bey: Jay what’s going on?!

Jay: *steps out* What am I arrested for?

Officer: You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law. *handcuffs him*

Jay: Bey get my phone and call my lawyer.

Bey: Jay.

Officer: *takes him to the police car and puts him the backseat*

Bey: *gets in the driver seat and grabs her phone, thinking outloud* Fuck Jay! What did you do? *starts driving while calling MT*

MT: *doesn’t even say hello, rude* He’s fine Bey don’t call me 20 times today

Bey: Mama I need you to keep Jr for the rest of the day. I’ll explain why later. I gotta go bye *hangs up and calls Julius*

T: mmm Hello

Bey: Hello. T? Where is Julius?

T: ummmm he ummmm

Bey: T WHERE IS HE?!

Julius: *takes phone and clears throat* Hello

Bey: Julius, I need you to *hears T making weird noises* Hello?!

Julius: Shit *beating T walls up*…..oh um I’m here

Bey: Are you fucking kidding me? *hangs up on him* Damnit! *grabs Jay’s phone and calls his lawyer*

Lawyer: Hey Mr. Carter whats going on?

Bey: This is Beyonce. Shawn just got arrested for God knows what. Is it possible for you to meet me at the police station and get this straightened out?

Lawyer: I can come in about an hour and a half

Bey: *sighs* That’s fine I guess. Thank you *hangs up*

(Bey hits a U-turn and heads back towards the house to she can get some cash in case she’s able to bail him. When she got back to the house, Julius had called back to see what was going on. {The nerve of him to get his nut THEN see what she wanted smh}. She grabbed one of her big purses that was full of money and headed to the station. When she got to the station she saw Re-Re and her boyfriend. She didn’t say nothing to her because she was trying to figure out what was going on with Jay.)

Officer: How may I help you?

Bey: My fiancĂ© was arrested about 45 minutes ago. His name is Shawn Carter and…

Officer: Oh yes him. And you are?

Bey: That doesn’t matter. I need to figure out why he was arrested and get him out of here.

Officer: *chuckles* Mr. Carter won’t be getting out of here no time soon. I think you should ask that young lady *points to Re* why he is in jail. She can tell you the story better than I can.

Bey: O_o um ok *walks to Re* Hey um whats going on?

Re: *rolls her eyes*

Bey: Oh I guess you want me to talk to you like I had to when I put you out my house. WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED?!

Re: *still silent*

Bey: Got damnit! *walks away, then comes back and snatches her up* You better tell me why the fuck my man is in this place. Now I know you know something. Tell me or I will knock every got damn tooth out your mouth.

Re: *spooked* Um. He um, he raped me

Bey: O_O AWWWW HELL NAW YOU LIL MOTHERFUCKER. OFFICER SHE IS LYING!

Officer:  *goes to them* Ma’am I need you to calm down. We don’t know if she is lying or not, but from the looks of it, she’s not

Bey: Fuck is that supposed to mean?

Officer: I mean come on a little innocent girl and a famous rapper...but the story that is after a party at Mr. Carter’s house, he came in angry and drunk and put everyone out except her. Her boyfriend was in the bathroom when this was happening. She told us that Mr. Carter threw her on the couch and told her that if she wanted to party he would show her how to party with his penis…

Bey: What the hell?! I KNOW she lying, I was there

Officer: Let me finish…..She said he forced her to suck her penis and then afterwards made her strip and he forced his penis inside of her telling her to shut up with ever force of movement

Bey: *PISSED!*

Re: *forced fake ass tears*

Re bf: Its ok baby *rubs her back*

Bey: She is fucking lying. I’m not gone sit here and listen to her lie about him like that. His lawyer is on his way. Officer, let me tell you something. I will fuck you, this lil bitch right here, and this punk ass nigga she calls a boyfriend UP! I am not the one to be played with right now. All I want is for you to bring me my fiancĂ© so me and him can get this shit clear and go to my doctor’s appointment

Officer: Ma’am I could throw you in jail for threatening the three of us. I understand you’re upset but…

Bey: You think I give a fuck about you putting me in jail over that?! Do you know who the fuck I am?!

Officer: Ma’am you…

Bey: Don’t ma’am you fat motherfucker. You gone sit here and tell me you can throw me in jail after I had to listen to this bullshit ass story that don’t make a bit of fucking sense. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK about you or this lil hoe. How you gone believe this lil stank hoe over my man anyway? Hell she look like she work at the damn strip club

Re bf: *stands up* Aye don’t talk about my girl like that

Bey: If you don’t sit yo peanut head ass down. You crackhead looking motherfucker with them busted ass Filas. Hol up, Filas tho? You ugly ass broke down ass….

Julius: *runs in* Beyonce what happened?

Bey: Hey Julius, they arrested Jay *forgets all about the officer, Re, and Re’s bf* They talking about he raped somebody

Julius: What?! Aw hell naw. I know that ain’t true

Bey: Me too. His lawyer is on the way

Julius: Good. You need to sit down and chill. You know you pregnant

Bey: Um Julius I pay you. You don’t tell me what to do. You have a seat

Julius: I was just saying *sits*

Bey: *happens to look over at Re them* Is that Jay’s watch?! You the motherfucker that stole my baby’s watch *SMACK!* Fucking thief *tries to take the watch*

Re bf: This is mine

Bey: You can’t afford this shit

Officer: Ok ma’am *handcuffs her* I’ll take em off when you calm down. Now sit down before I put you in a cell.

(After a while, Bey stopped talking and calmed down. Jay’s lawyer finally showed and convinced them to have the stories told again because Bey needed to tell her side since she is a witness. As he sat and listened to all stories, he gathered information and he knew for sure Jay would get off, but Jay would still have to sit in jail until his court date the following week……The week passed by fast and it was now time for his court date. Bey wasn’t nervous at all. She just knew they had this in a bag and everything would be fine. She missed Jay so much and she was just ready for him to come home. During the week he was in jail, she and his lawyer stayed in contact so that she knew what was going on…..Court time!)

Judge: Calling the case of Shawn Carter and Re Re…..Re Re?! Are you serious ma’am? You couldn’t give your real name?

Re: Oh. My name is…

Judge: You know what it doesn’t matter right now.  I would dismiss the case because of that, but you’re a child so I can’t. Tell me whats going on

Jay’s Lawyer: Well Judge Dobbs *tells him all the three stories*

Judge: I see. Beyonce can you step forward please?

Bey: *steps forward*

Judge: I know you *giggles*

Bey: *giggles*

Judge: Seriously, did everything he said match your story?

Bey: Yes

Judge: Ok. *writes something down* You can be seated next to Shawn. *sees her belly and gets side tracked* Congrats on the baby

Bey: Its my second

Judge: Good. Girl or Boy?

Bey: We don’t know yet, we were going to see last week, but you know

Judge: Oh sorry

Bey: *fake smiles and sits*

Judge: Ok continuing. Re Re is what he said you said true?

Re: Yes

Judge: You do realize your story sounds stupid right?

Re: Um

Judge: Right, it sounds stupid. Re this stuff is nothing to play with. Do you realize what you could have done to this man’s life. Do you know what can happen to you for lying?

Re: I didn’t lie

Judge: Ok. Well let’s continue. The truth will reveal itself. Is there a rape test {iono the correct name of it} report that shows her results?

Lady: Yes *gives him papers*

Judge: Ok *sets papers down* Before I look at this, Re where was your boyfriend when all this happened?

Re: In the bathroom

Judge: And he didn’t come out and try to help?

Re: He didn’t hear it. He was upstairs. When he came down, I had my clothes back on and Jay told me not to say anything or he’d kill me

Jay: WHAT?!

Judge: Mr. Carter, silence! *to Re* Where is your boyfriend today?

Re: He was supposed to be here, but I haven’t heard from him since Monday {its Thursday}

Judge: I see. *looks at papers* This says she was indeed raped, but Mr. Carter’s DNA doesn’t match with the DNA that was found inside of her. Re do you wanna say something about that?

Re: *starts crying* It was my boyfriend. He told me if I tried to leave he would do it. I didnt think he would do it forreal so I tried to leave. He raped me and I told him I was gonna tell the cops. He beat me and forced me not to. When my cousin saw my eye she questioned and called the police. He looked at me all mean and so when the police asked what happened, I told him Jay did it. I didnt know what else to do.

Judge: *sighs* Mr. Carter you are free. No charges will be held against you. Re, you will seek counseling immediately. You will serve 6 months of counseling. If you miss any appointment without a legitimate excuse, you will be put in juvenile detention.

(The judge continued on giving Re Re a speech on how what she did was wrong and blah blah blah. After court, Jay and Bey went home immediately.)

Bey: I’m so glad you’re home baby. I wish they would have let you out last week

Jay: Yea me too

Bey: Whats wrong?

Jay: Nothing. I just wanna shower and lay down

Bey: Want me to shower with you?

Jay: No, I’m fine

Bey: Oh ok then. You hungry?

Jay: Sure

Bey: Ok well go shower and I’ll cook you something

Jay: *walks upstairs without responding*

(Bey)

What’s wrong with my baby? I thought he would be happy to be home.

(Jay took a looooong shower while Bey made them some grilled chicken sandwiches. He finished showering and getting dressed at the same time she she was fixing their plates. He came downstairs and sat at the table looking sad.)

Bey: About time, I thought I was gone have to come get you

Jay: *gets his plate and starts eating*

Bey: Jay tell me whats going on with you

Jay: I cant believe she said I raped her, that’s beyond fucked up. I would never do that…not to a child…not to anyone! That’s foul

Bey: *gets up and starts rubbing his shoulders* I know baby, but me and you both know it wasn’t true and it was proved. Don’t worry about it ok. I know thats easier said than done, but I also know you cant sit here and let that bother you everyday

Jay: *sighs* Yea I know *pulls her around to his lap* I missed you

Bey: *smiles* I missed you more. I had to surround myself with pillows just to sleep

Jay: I’m sorry baby *kisses her*

Bey: Its not your fault.

Jay: Ok. Where is Jr?

Bey: He’s with Mama. Ima go get him later. I just wanted to drop you off first cause I knew you would want to shower and eat

Jay: You HAVE to get em?

Bey: No, I don’t HAVE to

Jay: Good, now give daddy some suga

(Jay and Bey kissed heavily and passionately. The fact that they missed each other showed. Jay scooted their plates over and sat Bey on the table {must be a sturdy ass table} . He kissed her neck and stared in to her eyes. Instead of him feasting on her like he usually does, he just said…)

Jay: I want you now!

Bey: Then have me

(Jay lifted her dress, made her lay back on the table, and pulled down her panties. She was literally dripping wet. He immediately pushed his dick inside of her and smiled.)

Jay: *biting his bottom lip* mmmm shit I missed you *goes fast*

Bey: aaahhhh shit Jay, slow down baby mmmmh

Jay: I need this baby mmm

Bey: *takes the dick* mmm fuck baby

Jay: Tell me if I’m hurting you

Bey: mmm no no no you not mmm daddy shit

Jay: aaah fuck *cums* O_O

Bey: What?

Jay: Fuck was that?

Bey: You tell me

Jay: I’m embarrassed!

Bey: *giggles* Why? *sits up*

Jay: I have never in my life came that fast

Bey: *giggles* Its ok baby

Jay: No its not. I just knew I was finna beat that pussy up all night

Bey: Baby don’t worry about it

Jay: You don’t tell a man that

Bey: Jay seriously chill

Jay: *sits down and grabs his sandwich* Well I’ll be damned

Bey: *hops of the table and fixes herself* Baby stop worrying about it. I have a surprise for you

Jay: And what would that be?

Bey: Gotta promise me you gone stop tripping about our quickie

Jay: Really Bey? You gone tease me?

Bey: I wasn’t…nevermind. Close your eyes

Jay: *closes his eyes*

Bey: Now *digs in her purse* open em

Jay: Ohhh shit where you find it? *puts on his watch*

Bey: That lil nigga stole it. I made Julius go look for him and get it back. That’s why he wasn’t in court today. Julius beat his ass and he ran off somewhere

Jay: *laughs* So yall was straight gangsta when I was gone?

Bey: Aye gotta hold shit down yo *tries to sound like him*

Jay: Don’t ever in your life do that again. Come here *kisses her*

(Bey broke the kiss and went upstairs. Jay finished his food and when up there after her. When he got in the room, Bey was standing in her closet with her bra and panties on.)

Jay: You look so good

Bey: No I don’t. I look fat. I don’t have any clothes to put on. I was gonna change into something comfortable so I can get out that dress

Jay: That’s ok, you don’t need any right now anyway *grabs her hand and puts it on his hard dick*

Bey: Ohhhh *drops to her with the quickness*

(Bey sucked Jay bone dry before he laid her on back on the floor of her closet. He fucked for 20 minutes before they came. Bey made Jay sit in a chair she had in her closet so she can ride. {she got a big ass closet})

Jay: *holding her waist* mmm shit got damn baby *puts his head back*

Bey: *bouncing up and down* aaahhh Jay you so big

Jay: mmm shit you got this ma

Bey: mmm shit *starts grinding* fuck Jay yassss

(All of a sudden…)

Jr: Um Mommy what are you doing?

Bey: O_O Jr what are you doing here? Where is grandma?

MT: Bey where yall…*walks in the closet* NOT again! Come on Jr.

Bey: Holy fucking shit 

Jay: At least I didnt come quick again...

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Crazy Ass Bey!

(So i typed this shit up a long time ago and forgot to post it -_____-. Ima let yall read this and then ima type another post tonight. Remember last time Jr got kidnapped and Jay was crying and Bey said she know who took him.)

Jay: *wiping tears from his eyes* Who? Im gonna kill them!

Bey: Not if I get to em first *walks in their bedroom*

Jay: Baby, you just tell who did it and I’ll handle it

Bey: *looking under the mattress*

Jay: Bey, what are you lookin for?

Bey: *pulls out a gun*

Jay: *jumps back* Whoa! Where the hell did you get that?

Bey: *puts bullets in the gun*

Jay: *kind of scared*

Bey: *puts on some black pants, a black shirt, and some black Chuck Taylors*

Jay: Ok seriously, what the hell are you doing?

Bey: I’m going to get my baby and kill that bitch!

Jay: Who?!

Bey: Jay put some clothes on *walks out*

(Jay is trying to figure out what the hell is going on. He has so much on his mind. Bey all of a sudden went Mr and Mrs Smith on him. Jr is gone. Bey’s wasn't talking to him after she told him to get dressed so he just did as she said. Once he got dressed, he went outside and found Bey waiting on him in their black jeep.)

Jay: *gets in* You need to tell me whats going on

Bey: *starts driving and tells him what happened at the studio earlier* I know she got him. Pressed bitches do the stupidest shit. Why you always gotta fuck with crazy bitches?

Jay: *looks her up and down* Baby, ion mean no harm but you actin crazy yaself

Bey: I’ll fuck you and that hoe crazy up

Jay: Bey slow down and stop stressing

Bey: Where she live?

Jay: Bey…

Bey: Where the fuck does she live?!

Jay: Turn right

Bey: Jay tell me now. Did you fuck her at any time while we were together?

Jay: No, why would you ask me that?

Bey: Because if I find out yall did, you gone die with her ass

Jay: O_o seriously you scaring me

Bey: Where do I go from here?

Jay: Make a left and it’s the third house

Bey: *follows directions, cuts the lights, and park on the side of the street* Jay I know that bitch is here

Jay: Bey, what you gone do? Bust in the house?

Bey: Exactly. When I get in you need to go find Jr

Jay: This is your plan? You actin crazy im just call the police *gets his phone*

Bey: *smacks it out his hand and pulls out her gun* I know how to use this thing PLEASE don’t make me use it on you Jay

Jay: *scared shitless*

Bey: Now come on

(Bey and Jay walked up to the door and knocked as if they were just visiting a friend. The second Mariah opened her door, Bey literally snatched her wig and demanded she tell her where Jr is. Mariah acted like she didn't know and Bey really got pissed. She pistol whipped her and told Jay to look for Jr.)

Mariah: *coming to* What the fuck? Get out my house crazy bitch!

Bey: Where the fuck is my son?

Mariah: I don’t know.

Bey: *cocks her pistol* Bitch please don’t make me kill you

Mariah: You wont. You don’t have the guts

Jay: *comes in with Jr* I got him Bey lets go

Mariah: Shit

Bey: *fucks her up* Bitch don’t you ever in ya fucking life come near my family again *slaps her*

Mariah: Better watch ya back bitch

Bey: *points the gun at her* Mariah, you tryin my fuckin patience…

Mariah: Shoot me

Bey: Don’t tempt me

Jay: Bey we got Jr, lets go before he wakes up

Bey: Jay take him to the truck

Jay: Bey come on now!

Mariah: You better listen to him

Bey: You know what, say another word I swear ima shoot yo ass

Mariah: Word

Bey: *POW! Shoots her ass*

(The gunshot woke Jr up. Jay set him on the couch and ran over to check on Mariah. Bey was just standing there not knowing what to think or how to feel. She grabbed Jr and went to the truck. Soon after, Jay came and sat in the truck and said, “You killed her!”…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Jay jumped up and looked around the house for Bey and Jr. He fell asleep on the couch while they were watching that movie. Bey just threw a blanket over him and went to bed. Jay got up sweating and breathing hard so he got a glass of water. He couldn’t believe that crazy ass dream he had. He checked on Jr then went into the bedroom to check on Bey. He opened the door and saw she was peacefully sleeping. He kissed her forehead and took a quick shower before getting bed and cuddling with her. The next morning….)

Jay: Baby, do you know how to shoot a gun?

Bey: No, I don’t even like guns. You know that

Jay: Ok good

Bey: Why you ask that?

Jay: Just asking

Bey: Lies. Why you ask me that?

Jay: I had a crazy ass dream last night. *tells her about it*

Bey: Damn, I was gangsta

Jay: *laughs* Naw that shit was scary as hell

Bey: You just a big ass teddy bear

Jay: *grabs her from behind* I’m yo big ass teddy bear *kisses her neck*

Bey: *smiles* You are. *turns around and kisses him* Now hurry up and get dressed, we have the appointment to find out what we’re having

Jay: Can we reschedule? I just wanna *grabs her by the waist* stay here and *kisses her* be with you all day *kisses her again*

Bey: As good as those kisses are, no. I’m ready to find out

Jay: Ugh fine *drags himself to his closet*

Bey: Hurry up or I’m goin by myself

Jay: *from his closet* Baby did something happen between you and Mariah yesterday?

Bey: Uhhhh naw, why you ask?

Jay: Because she just texted me and said "tame your bitch"

Bey: Bitch? I got her bitch

Jay: Bey, wanna tell me what happened

Bey: *tells him*

Jay: Baby you can't attack her everytime you see her. 1. You pregnant. 2. She ain't shit. She don't don't matter so stop creating drama with her so she can leave us alone

Bey: Fine

Jay: I'm serious

Bey: I said fine, now hurry up

(Jay finally gets dressed and they head out to the doctor’s office. On the way, they dropped Jr off with MT. While they were driving, they got pulled over for speeding. All of a sudden…)

Officer: *walks back the car* Mr. Shawn Carter, you are under arrest…

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Hip Hop Star

(The Next Morning)

Jay: *on the phone* Ok, I’ll be in a lil bit man. Gotta talk to Bey

Ye: Aight man, hurry up. I’m telling you this shit is gone be crazy

Jay: *laughs* You always say that nigga

Ye: I’m forreal man. This is like black elite!

Jay: Bye dude. You full of shit *laughs and hangs up*

Bey: *wakes up from his laugh*

Jay: Morning baby. Sorry I woke you up

Bey: Its ok baby. I need to get up anyway and cook breakfast. Where is Jr?

Jay: He still sleep and look at my baby cooking everyday. I’m proud of myself for to teaching you. *chuckles*

Bey: Shut up and damn that ass whooping you gave him must have wore him out.

Jay: It should have. I wore my damn self out

Bey: Well, hopefully he wont need anymore for a while

Jay: He shouldn’t.  Um baby, did we have plans today?

Bey: No why?

Jay: Kanye called and asked me to come in the studio for a few hours

Bey: Jay you promised you would stop working so much

Jay: I know, but its just a few hours and he said he got this track he need me to hear

Bey: *sighs* Whatever. When are you going?

Jay: Um now

Bey: *looks at him and rolls her eyes* Bye

Jay: Don’t be like that baby *kisses her and starts to leave* You know I love you if I kiss you with funky morning breath *laughs and leaves*

(When Jay walked out the room, Bey went to the bathroom so she could freshen up and start breakfast before Jr got up. Jay was downstairs in the kitchen grabbing a bottle of water before he left and…)

Jr: *walks in wiping his eyes* Daddy?

Jay: *stood still like “damn”* Hey son *picks him up*

Jr: Whewe you going? You got yo jacket on

Jay: Um Uncle Kanye called and…

Jr: To wowk?

Jay: *looks down* Yea, but just for a few hours

Jr: *starts crying* You said you pwomise

Bey: *walks in and leans against the wall and shakes her head*

Jay: I know son, but…

Jr: *pokes his lip out* Put me down Daddy

Jay: *puts him down*

Jr: *runs to Bey*

Bey: Its ok baby. Wanna make pancakes with Mommy?

Jr: No. I’m mad

Jay: Don’t be mad at me lil man

Jr: Too late

Jay: *sighs and thinks* I have an idea! How about you and Mommy come to work with me?

Jr: *eyes light up* You sewious?

Jay: *chuckles* Yea, Im serious. Yall go get dressed

Jr: Mommy come on. We gotta get dwessed

Bey: *to Jay* You better hope this is a good idea. *walks away mumbling* Draggin me out this damn house looking like a whale nshit

Jay: Come on Jr. Ima get you ready

Jr: Ok. Daddy can I weaw my clothes like you?

Jay: Yea, you can dress like me

(Jay gets Jr dressed in a blue button up and some khaki shorts with some blue Rocawear shoes just like him. Bey comes downstairs dressed in a cute blouse that covers her belly enough to hide how big she’s gotten and some fitted jeans with some low heels. {Jay not going for them 6 inch heels}.)

Bey: I’m ready

Jr: Bout time Mommy. You took a looooooong time

Bey: *laughs* Hush boy

Jay: *laughs* Come on *they leave*

(Later That Afternoon-In The Studio)

Jay: Alright run it back

Ye: Aight *plays the track*

Jay: *bobbing his head*

Jr: Mommy this is Daddy job?

Bey: Yep.

Jr: Oh. I thought he was a superhewo

Bey: *giggles* Thats his other job

Jr: Oh. Well I wanna go to his superhewo job

Bey: *giggles* You gotta talk to Daddy about that

Jay: *walks to them* What yall talking about over here? *kisses Bey and daps Jr*

Bey: Your son didn’t know you were a rapper. He thought you were a superhero *giggles*

Jay: *chuckles* You said that Jr?

Jr: Yea. You act like a superhewo

Jay: I am. Im the superhero of rap

Jr: *side eye* Anybody can be a superhewo like that. I’m talkin bout like Batman

Jay: This job aint easy son

Jr: Yes huhn

Jay: So you think you can do it too?

Jr: Yea, I can do anything

Bey: *being an encouraging mother lol* You sure can. Reach for the stars baby

Jay: Ok since you can do it then come on. I want you to rap like me….with NO CUSSING!

Jr: Ok *they go in the booth*

Jay: Ye, play me something simple

(Kanye plays a beat and Jr starts freestyling. Everybody is like what the hell?! This lil nigga can rap for a 3yo. Jay is of course smiling hard as hell. Bey is clapping and smiling, such a mother lol. Ye is amazed. His crazy ass was suggested Jay and Jr do an album O_o. Yall know how Kanye is.)

Jay: Yo baby you heard that? My son is a hip hop star already!

Jr: *feeling himself* Told you I can do it

Jay: I canr believe this lil nigga. I mean baby did you hear that *overly excited*

Bey: I recorded it!

Jay: Let me see *watches the video* Damn son *daps him up*

Bey: Im so proud of you Jr *hugs him*

Jr: *happy as hell* Daddy can I have your job now?

Jay: *laughs* You tryna take my job now?

Jr: Mommy said you have anotha one.

Jay: How about we start you off slow? You can play around in the studio at home. How bout that?

Jr: *shrugs* Ok but um Daddy I’m hungwy now

Jay: Ok lets go eat *to Ye* Aight man, we gone get out of here and get some food. *they dap*

Kanye: Ok man. Yall be good *they leave*

(As they were walking down the hall to leave, Mariah was coming in and heading to the studio room they were just in. She gave Bey a nasty look, and Bey just flipped her bangs and smirked. Jay, still amazed that his 3 year can rap, wasn’t even paying attention to the silent shade. Finally, they made it their car.)

Jay: *putting Jr in his seat* What you wanna eat lil man?

Jr: Ummm can we still have pantakes since we didn’t when we woke up?

Jay: Yep! IHOP it is

Bey: Baby, ima go back in and use the bathroom

Jay: Why you wait until we...*cuts himself off, knowing she’ll prolly cuss him out for questioning her* Ok, hurry babe. We hungry.

Bey: Mmk *walks back in and sees Mariah in the break room making coffee*

(Bey actually went to the bathroom and when she came back out, Mariah was still in the break room. Bey went in there and grabbed a hand full of her hair and said, “Look at me like that again and I will burn this cheap ass wig while its on your head bitch…….Oh and if I find out you been around Jay without me knowing, its gone be hell to pay!” Bey let her go and walked out smiling as if nothing ever happened.)

Bey: *gets in the car* Ok I’m ready

Jay: Took long enough *starts up the car*

(They went to IHOP and enjoyed their family time together. Afterwards, they did a little shopping and visited MT and Solo and Daniel. They went home and pretty much relaxed for the rest of the day. Later That Night-In Bed)

Bey: Jay, I’m horny

Jay: Baby, you know its hard to have sex now

Bey: Make a way Jay *attitude*

Jay: *sighs* well my dick wont get hard with that attitude

Bey: I’m sorry baby *kisses him* forgive me? *kisses his neck*

Jay: Nope, its gone take more than that

Bey: Oh, so you wanna play? *lays down and touches herself* I’ll fuck my own self

Jay: O_O noooo, I was just playing. Lets make this a threesome. My dick can join you and your fingers

Bey: mmmmm now you talking

Jay: *watches her for a few minutes, then takes over by immediately licking her already wet puss*

(All of a sudden, they heard some glass break downstairs.)

Jay: *jumps up and wipes his mouth* What the fuck?!

(Jay runs downstairs and the first place he checks is Jr’s room……he’s gone! He searched the whole house for Jr before he panicked, but no luck.)

Bey: *meets Jay in the hall* What happened?

Jay: *mad as hell, crying* He’s gone!

Bey: I know exactly who took my baby …

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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Baby Boy

(A Few Months Later-April 2006)

Jay: * yelling from his office* Bey! Baby come here!

Bey: *walks in* What is it baby?

Jay: What took so long?

Bey: Um *points to belly* Its kind of hard to move fast ya know

Jay: Oh yea. I forgot

Bey: Ch….what you want? I got food on the stove

Jay: Did you take $80,000 out of my account?

Bey: No, why would I do that?

Jay: I’m just asking. I was checking my bank account making sure everything is intact and that’s whats missing. I asked you first before I started tripping out.

Bey: Oh no. I didn’t take it. Plus I have my own money, so I don’t need yours.

Jay: Baby don’t take me asking you that the wrong way. Im not saying you stole it. I really don’t care about you getting money from me. And could you please stop with the whole “my money, your money” thing? We are together, we are engaged, we are a family with two kids…well amost two

Bey: I was just saying

Jay: I know, and so was I. Go ahead and finish cooking my steak woman *chuckles*

Bey: Ch…I’ll burn that damn steak *walks off giggling* You know Im good at burning shit

(Bey went back in the kitchen and continued cooking {btw her cooking skills have obviously improved and Jay has been helping her around the kitchen}. Jay was still trying to figure out where his money went. While they were doing what they were doing, Jr was in his room playing and all of a sudden some glass breaks.)

Bey: Jr! *moves in the living room as fast as she can* Are you ok? *checks him to make sure he wasn’t bleeding*

Jay: *runs in* What happened?

Jr: *points to broken table in the living room*

Bey: Jr how did you break my table?!

Jr: I threw the ball at it

Bey: What have I told you about that?

Jay: *picking up glass* I told you about that earlier

Jr: My bad dang

Bey: *gives him “the look”* Yo bad? Dang? I got some for that. Get yo lil ass over. I don’t know what the hell has got into you.

Jr: You got fat

Bey: Oh, I’m about to tear the skin off yo lil butt

Jr: *runs away*

Bey: Jr, get back in here! Don’t run from me *goes after him*

Jay: Bey, I got it. Just sit down. You know you cant be doing all that

Bey: Naw, Im gone beat his ass. Im sick of him actin a fool. Ever since I started showing a little, he been just doin shit Jay!

Jay: I know baby, I’ll take care of him. I just need you to relax before your blood pressure gets too high

Bey: *sits* Fine! …and you better tear his ass up like I would

Jay: I got it

(Jay finishes picking up the glass and walks around the house looking for Jr. Bey finally relaxes enough to finish cooking dinner.)

Jay: *in their bedroom* Jr I know you in here. Come here

Jr: No!

Jay: Jr don’t make me come find you

Jr: *silent*

Jay: Ok see now I gotta beat ya ass boy. I wasn’t gone whoop you until now. Get yo butt out here

Jr: No!

Jay: Ok *snatches him from under the bed* You gone get enough of telling me no *pulls off his LV belt* Now you finna get a high end ass whooping

(Jay whoops Jr lil ass then sits him down to talk to him about his behavior. He wanted to know why Jr was clowning like that. When he sat Jr down, Bey called them to eat. They went to the table and started to eat. Bey was still pissed about her table, but she heard Jay whooping him so she know he learned his lesson about being hard headed and breaking shit.)

Jay: Now Jr, tell us whats going on with you

Jr: Nothing *attitude*

Bey: Boy you better get that attitude together. Ch…I aint never seen a 3 year old with an attitude like that

Jay: You know where he got it from *chuckles*

Bey: Whatever

Jay: See…but naw, seriously Jr what is your problem? And you better not say "nothing"

Jr: You and Mommy don’t love me

Jay: What? Why would you say that?

Jr: You always in the offish and Mommy is always yelling at me. She got fat and mean

Jay: Mommy is not fat

Jr: Yes huhn. Look at hew belly

Jay: *looks at Bey* We have to tell him now

Bey: *nods her head yes* Jr. Mommy is fat because I have a baby growing inside of me

Jr: But Im your baby

Bey: Yea, you are my baby, but Im having another one

Jr: Well I don’t want anothew baby because Im the baby

Jay: Jr you cant be like that.

Jr: Uh huhn cuz if we have a baby then he gone take my toys like cousin Julez do

Jay: Don’t worry about that son. We can get the baby his or her own toys

Bey: Jr listen, just because we are having a new baby don’t mean you can act out. You have been really making Mommy upset. I don’t like yelling at you, but you just do stuff. Mommy and Daddy need your help. We need you to be good so everything can be ok.

Jay: Yea. You know why we don’t take you to the toy store or to get ice cream anymore? Because you been actin up. Aint you tired of Mommy whooping you?

Jr: *nods his head yes* I don’t like that

Bey: Then you gotta stop being bad

Jr: v_v yes ma’am

Jay: So we good lil man?

Jr: I don’t want to be a lil man. I wanna be a baby boy

Jay: You cant be a baby boy all your life son

Jr: But I want to

Bey: That’s fine. You gone always be Mommy’s baby boy

Jr: *smiles* ok…we good *starts eating*

Jay: ..and Jr we love you more than you know and Im sorry for working so much. I promise to stop working so much and spend more time with you and Mommy

Jr: *mouth full of food* Ok

(After they get Jr right, they finished eating dinner and Jay and Jr cleaned up while Bey went upstairs to buy another table online and take a shower. A little after, Jay put Jr to bed and showered himself.)

Jay: *climbing into bed* You ok baby?

Bey: Yea, hurtin a little, but I’ll be fine

Jay: Whats wrong?

Bey: Stomach. I can tell this baby is gonna be way bigger than Jr *giggles*

Jay: That means I get another boy *rubs her belly* Hey son #2

Bey: I hope not. I cant deal with another boy in the house.

Jay: Ha! Well get ready. Why haven’t you gone to the doctor yet? Aint it time to find out the sex of the baby?

Bey: Yea, but you been working so much so I decided I’d wait to make an appointment when you have some off time.

Jay: Well from now on, Im off whenever I need to be. Tomorrow I want to you make an appointment

Bey: Ok. What if we have a girl? What would we name her?

Jay: Idk…Maybe Brooklyn Carter

Bey: Yea we can name her that and change Jr’s name to Houston Knowles. Hell naw!

Jay: What? Why not?

Bey: For one, that is ghetto fabulous

Jay: and what is Beyonce?

Bey: You tried it

Jay: *laughs* I’m just playing.

Bey: keep on and see what happens

Jay: Not a damn thing. But what if we name her Carter Giselle Knowles? That way it can stay in both our families and you get to keep the Knowles family name going

Bey: Hell no. I am not name my child no damn Carter as a first name

Jay: Fine what about about Tiana-May Carter?

Bey: Jay what the hell? Ima need you and Harriet Tubman to stop with yall conversations *laughs*

Jay: very funny and ion see you coming up with no names

Bey: I was thing something with the name Ivy in it

Jay: hmmm I like Ivy. Its simple

Bey: mmhmm and all we need is another name to go in front or behind it and we’ll have a baby name. We have time for that tho

Jay: What if we have another boy?

Bey: Idk, we can have that convo later. Im tired right now.

Jay: Mhm, baby let me ask you a question tho

Bey: *faces him* what is it?

Jay: When we get married will you take my last name or are you gonna be all Hollywood and keep yours?

Bey: *giggles* No I wont be Hollywood. I’ll probably hyphenate it tho

Jay: Ok, I guess as long as my last name is there somewhere

Bey: It will be baby.

Jay: Ok *turns tv and light off* Goodnight baby. I love you *kisses her cheek*

Bey: Night honey. Love you too

I know this is a lil short, but oh fucking well! 
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