Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Caught?...

(The next morning Bey and Jay wake up to the smell of breakfast. They brush their teeth, showered, got dressed, went to get Jr from his room, and then headed downstairs to the kitchen.)

Solo: *smearing pancake mix on Daniel’s face* hahaha told you I was gonna get u back

Daniel: *laughs* Its cool, I got you good earlier tho *to Bey* Good Morning Bey {Jay and Jr went in the living room}

Bey: Morning. What yall doing?

Solo: Cooking breakfast

Bey: Looks like yall having a food fight *laughs*

Solo: *laughs* Oh no. I just had to get him back. Earlier I came down here to cook, and when I was opening the pancake mix he came up behind me and tickled me and made me the mix poof in my face.

Daniel: I told you I didn’t mean to *laughs*

Solo: Mhm

Bey: Sounds like yall havin fun….but um I want some food *laughs*

Daniel: Its almost ready. We just gotta make these last few pancakes.

Bey: Ok, I hope yall hands clean too since yall putting ya fingers in the mix and stuff

Solo: Come on now you know Mama taught me well so its all good

Bey: I guess *walks in the living room* Morning my baby

Jay: O_o morning baby, even though we just saw each other

Bey: Not you fool *kisses Jr* him

Jay: Aw I was finna say, woman you goin crazy *laughs*

Bey: Shut up. So…

Jay: So what?

Bey: What you got planned today?

Jay: I was gone go to the studio later, that’s about it

Bey: Aw ok cool. I think I might stay in, as usual

Jay: You went out yesterday

Bey: Yay a whole day *sarcasm*

Jay: My bad, wanna go to the studio with me?

Bey: Nah, ill pass….what time you going?

Jay: It’ll be later, so probably about 2 or 3

Bey: Aw ok

Jay: Why?

Bey: I was trying to figure out how long I gotta miss you

Jay: *smiles and kisses her* awww you so sweet baby

Bey: I know, now gimme my baby *takes Jr from Jay* Hey mama baby. *kisses him* I love you so much

Jay: L What about me?

Bey: Ugh u are such a big ass baby. I love you too

Jay: J now im happy….so can I hear the record while we waiting on breakfast?

Bey: Oh yea. *goes to get the cd and puts it in the cd player and plays crazy in love*

Jay: *moving his lips and bobbing his head* that’s a crazy beat

Bey: *thinking: why he movin his lips like that?* yea it is, it might be the single *she plays the rest of the songs* So. What u think?

Jay: That’s a crazy ass record Bey fareal

Bey: *smiling hard* Really? Its so last minute.

Jay: Still good. Oh and um you going to the studio with me

Bey: Why?

Jay: Cuz im getting on some songs

Bey: *gets happy* really? Which ones?

Jay: That Crazy In Love joint and that How You Like It joint. I feel like I need to be on them

Bey: So that’s why u was moving ya lips like that?

Jay: Yea, I was putting words to the beat. That’s what I do

Bey: Glad I know now. I thought u was going crazy *laughs*

Jay: Naw. Im excited now. We going to the studio after breakfast.

Bey: *smiling* ok

Solo: *from the kitchen* Breakfast is ready

(They all sit and eat the breakfast Daniel and Solo cooked. After that, Bey and Jay head to the studio and finished up the album. Jay was a great help to Bey. Kanye was in the studio actin a damn fool cuz the songs was dope. {yall know how he get lol} They even took Jr with them so they can show off. After being in the studio for a while, they stopped to get something to eat and headed home.)

Bey: *wrestling to open the door* Shit

Jay: Whats wrong? You lost ya key?

Bey: Naw, I gotta pee and all these keys being on this key chain aint helpin right now *laughs*

Jay: Move girl *unlocks door and she runs in, not seeing Solo and Daniel* *to Jr* Alright man lets get you to bed. You heavy in this carseat. *walks and turns on the light in the living room so he can take him out the carseat and he sees Solo and Daniel* What the fuck?

Daniel: *jumps up* OMG! Im sorry man, we didn’t hear yall come in *putting his boxers on*

Jay: All ima say is hurry and get upstairs before….*Bey interrupts and he hurried up went upstairs to lay Jr down*

Bey: What the fuck is yall doing in my living room????!!!!!!

Solo: *whispers* aww shit! *to Bey* Thu we was…

Bey: Solange get upstairs

*Solo and Daniel got their stuff on and run upstairs*

Jay: *calls Beyonce* BEY! Come to the room real quick!

Bey: *walks upstairs, mad as hell* What?

Jay: *hugs her* Calm down. I know you pissed.

Bey: *sits on the bed* I cant believe this! I knew I shouldn’t have been trying to be a cool sister. I should have told him he couldn't stay.

Jay: But baby, you knew they were having sex tho

Bey: Not in the fucking living room. I mean damn you at somebody else house.

Jay: I understand, but I don’t think you should be mad. If anybody should be mad, it should be me. And im not.

Bey: I know…I just…. *phones rings* Hello

MT: Hey Bey, what yall doing?

Bey: Nothing

MT: Whats wrong?

Bey: Nothing

MT: You lying

Bey: No im not

MT: Ok, well I was just calling to tell you me and your dad are on the way over there. We coming to say bye. We leaving forreal in the morning.

Bey: *shocked* Yall coming right now?!

MT: Yea, some wrong?

Bey: uh um naw

MT: Ok, well we’ll be there in about an hour

Bey: Ok *they hang up* AWWWW SHIT!!!

Jay: O_o what?

Bey: Ma and Dad are coming over

Jay: O_o and?

Bey: Solo and DANIEL!!!

Jay: Oh shit Daniel…um *starts pacing* Oh shit. What we gone do?

Bey: Idk…just make sure they don’t see him

Jay: um ok…when they coming?

Bey: She said they’ll be here in about an hour and stop pacing like a crazy person

Jay: Ok

(Scene Change-Solo’s Room)

Solo: Calm down Daniel

Daniel: *pacing back and forth* I can’t. Just when I was getting in good, we get caught.

Solo: I know. Bey will come around. She’s cool.

Daniel: Man idk. She looked pretty pissed.

Solo: Yea she did.

*knock on the door*

Daniel: *stops and looks at the door* Aw shit. Im finna die.

Solo: Shut up fool *opens door*

Bey: We gotta get him out of here

Solo: No Thu, Im sorry. I know we shouldn’t have been in the living room. Its just that….

Bey: Im not talking about that right now. Ma and Dad are on the way.

Daniel: Awww man now Im really gone die.

Solo: Shut up Daniel *to Bey* where he gone go?

Bey: Idk, but he gotta leave here, at least until they leave.

Daniel: Ok, but idk know any places in New York

Bey: I know, just let me think *starts thinking hard*

Jay: *walks in* Everything ok?

Bey: Yea, im just trying to think about where Daniel can go until they leave.

Jay: I called Kanye. He said we can come chill over there.

Bey: But they gone wonder where you are

Jay: Just tell them Im at work

Bey: Ok that’s a good idea

Jay: Alright, get ya jacket and lets go man *walks out to go get his jacket* Alright baby, we’ll be back

Bey: *kisses him* Thank you so much baby

Jay: No problem *starts to walk outside, but turns around and closes the door* Oh shit!

Daniel: Whats wrong man? I thought we was leaving.

Jay: We cant go no damn where

Daniel: Why?

Jay: They outside. They gone see you.

Daniel: O shit! I mean shoot!

Jay: *knock on the door* *whispers* Shit! Go upstairs and do NOT come out that room.

Daniel: Ok *runs upstairs*

Bey: *comes to the door and sees Jay* What the hell are you doing here? Where’s Daniel?

Jay: *whispers* When we was walking out ya parents were pulling up. I told Daniel to go Solo’s room and don’t come out. That’s them at the door *knocks again* Shit

Bey: Damn! Did they see him? *Jays shakes his head no* Ok act normal *opens the door* Hey Ma and Dad!

MT: *hugs her* Hey baby

Mat: What took yall so long to answer the door? It’s a lil cool out there

Bey: Oh um, we was um upstairs with Jr. He was crying.

MT: awww where my grandbaby? Ima go get em *starts to go upstairs*

Bey and Jay: NO!

Jay: *nervous laugh* Ill get em Mama

MT: O_o um ok *goes in the living room and sits*

Mat: *walks in the living room* What the hell wrong with yall?

Bey: *follows them* Nothing, why yall say that?

Mat: Yall actin weird

Bey: Aw naw, we just tired. We been out working and stuff today. And Jr been fussy. You know, just a long day.

MT: Aw ok. Where’s Solange?

Bey: She’s upstairs in her room *yells* Solange!

Solange: *runs downstairs* Huh?...Oh hey Ma and Dad

Both: Hey Solange

Solo: *nervous* What are all doing here?

MT: We came to say bye. We going back home forreal tomorrow *laughs* Beyonce didn’t tell you?

Solo: *lies* Aw naw she didn’t.

MT: Aw. Well, I wanna see ya room. Bey told me yall was going to get some stuff to set it up how u want it. *starts to go upstairs*

Mat: *gets up too* Yea, lets see it

Solo: Um, its not finished Mama and Daddy. I don’t want yall to see it now.

MT: Girl please *walks in the room* Oh its pretty. You should get some curtains to go with the comforter.

Solo: *wondering where Daniel is, but tries to act normal* Yea Thu Thu said we weren’t finished shopping for the room so….

{Daniel heard them talking and knew they were coming upstairs so he hid in the closet. Jay heard them coming upstairs so he got Jr and now he and Bey are gonna try to get them back downstairs.}

Jay and Bey: *walks in Solo’s room*

Jay: Here go yall grandson.

MT: *kisses him* awww my baby *takes him from Jay*

Mat: awww look at him. *rubs his head*

Bey: So lets go back downstairs.

(Just when they were about to go back downstairs, Daniel sneezes…….)

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6 comments:

  1. OMGEEEEEZ WHY !?!?!!?!!!!!! Why Daniel ass gotta sneeze ?!?!?! Update soon !

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  2. This freaking retard doesn't know how to stop a sneeze! Ooooo lawd. He's dead!!

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  3. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAWD REALLY DANIEL? YOU COULDN'T HOLD THAT SHIT IN? SMDH. GOOD LUCK GETTING OUT ALIVE

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  4. Really Daniel damn..they almost got away with it...ugh I have to see whats going down next..great post!

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  5. You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now this whole post is just HILARIOUS!!!!! xD

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