Jay: Hey bae, can you hand me my phone so I can put it on the charger?
Bey: *grabs his phone and holds it out to him* Here you go
Jay: *pulls her onto him* I want you too
Bey: I bet you do, but no
Jay: Why not?
Bey: Cuz I said so *lays down on her side of the bed*
Jay: ugh fine goodnight
Bey: night
(Bey falls asleep on her back while Jay watches her sleep amazed at how beautiful she is. He is just thinkin about the things he loves about her. He tries to go to sleep, but that shit wasn’t happening because he was horny, so…)
Jay: *rubs her leg and kisses her neck* Bey *no answer* Beyonce *no answer*
(Jay was determined to get some pussy. And yall know Bey sleep through anything, so she don’t hear or feel him.)
Jay: *goes under the covers and takes off her panties* Bey *no answer* Damn, she sleeps through anything *spreads her legs and starts licking*
Bey: *still sleep* mmmmm
Jay: *starts tongue fucking her and she gets wetter and wetter*
Bey: *opens her eyes* Jay mmmmm
Jay: Aw now you wake up *keeps licking*
Bey: mmmmm shit *cums in his mouth
Jay: Damn you taste good. *gets up and kisses her*
Bey: What a nice way to wake up *smiles*
Jay: I know an even nicer way *slides his hard dick in her pussy*
Bey: *gasps* mmmmmm yes that is nice
Jay: *kisses her and starts pumping slowly* Baby, I need you mmmm
Bey: mmmm you mmm have me
Jay: mmmm *pumps faster* mmmm damn
Bey: *whispers in his ear* faster daddy
Jay: *goes faster* mmmm shit bae
Bey: *matches his motion* mmmm yes Jay fuck
Jay: damn ma mmmm shit
(Jay and Bey fuck in that position for about 10 more minutes. Then she decided to get on top.)
Bey: *in a sexy voice* my turn *slides on his dick*
Jay: mmm shit baby *grabs her waist*
Bey: *grinds in a circular motion* mmm baby you so big
Jay: mmmm shit, you can handle it tho mmmm
Bey: *starts speeding up* mmm shit baby damn
Jay: mmmm damn Bey
Bey: *spins around on the dick and starts riding in reverse cowgirl*
Jay: OOOO shit got damn fuck
Bey: *smiles* mmm you like that daddy?
Jay: mmmm hell yea fuck *smacks that ass*
Bey: *starts poppin that ass on his dick and going faster* o shit mmmm yass baby
Jay: *legs shaking uncontrollably* o shit aaaaahhhhh damn ooo mmm aaahhh shit *pushes Bey off and cums all over hisself and the bed*
Bey: *getting up off the floor holding her head, mad as hell* What the fuck Jay?
Jay: Oh shit baby Im sorry…I was about to cum, and I couldn’t handle that shit you was doing, and I didnt have on a condom, and im sure you don’t wanna be pregnant again. Omg I didn’t mean to push you on the floor.
Bey: Fuck! *turns the light on* This shit hurts. Is it bleeding?
Jay: *holding his laugh in* Naw, babe its not bleeding. *grabs her and kisses the spot where she’s holding her head* Im sorry. *kisses her lips* Forgive me?
Bey: *still pissed* Whatever *grabs her robe and starts walking out the room*
Jay: Baby, where you goin?
Bey: To get some ice
Jay: Oh ok *lays down*
Bey: *getting the ice and hears giggling in the living room* What the hell? *goes in the living room and turns on the light* Solange, what you doing up?
Solo: *on the phone* hold on *to Bey* I couldn’t sleep
Bey: Who on the phone this late? Its 3 in the morning
Solo: Daniel
Bey: *sighs* Solange really?
Solo: I know, but I don’t have my phone so I used yall house phone. And I really miss him Thu Thu.You mad at me?
Bey: Naw, just get some rest, we shopping tomorrow, well later.
Solo: Ok *looks at her robe* um so what u doin up this late?
Bey: Bye Solange *walks off*
(Bey went to check on Jr, then went to her room to go back to bed and noticed Jay was already knocked out. She layed down and put her ice pack on her head so she doesn’t have a knot. The next day she woke up about 10 AM and smelled food. She got up, freshened up, and headed downstairs.)
Bey: mmm its smells good down here
Jay: *kisses her* Im cookin breakfast for my favorite woman and lil sis
Bey: Awwww. What we having?
Jay: Oh nothing much. Just pancakes, waffles, French toast, sausage, bacon, ham, eggs, rice, oatmeal, fruit, orange juice, apple juice, grape juice, and milk
Bey: O_O that’s nothing much?
Jay: *laughs* I just wanted to give yall a variety.
Bey: I guess, where’s Solange and Jr.?
Jay: Solo’s on the couch sleep and Jr is in his playpen in the living room.
Bey: He sleep?
Jay: He always sleep, he a newborn *laughs*
Bey: *laughs* true. Well, ill be in the living room with them. Let me know when breakfast is ready. *walks in the living room* Solange, get up off the couch and go get in the bed.
Solo: *gets up* Im up now thanks to you, loud mouth.
Bey: At least my mouth aint stank :-P *laughs*
Solo: *covers mouth and runs up stairs to freshen up*
*10 minutes later*
Jay: Breakfast is ready…..
(Jay, Solo, and Bey sit at the table to eat breakfast. They laugh and talk about Solo being there.)
Bey: Damn this shit good baby
Jay: I know
Solo: It aint that good. Don’t the get the big head *laughs*
Bey: He already got a big head *winks*
Solo: Um there are children in the house
Bey: O now you a child? Smh
Solo: Whatever…
Bey: Jay, I was gonna take Solange to the mall again to get some more stuff since she’s staying. I wanted to take her to some home décor stores so she can have the guest room how she wants it, but I wasn’t sure how you felt about that.
Jay: If that’ll make you happy I don’t care. I know one thing, you aint leaving me and Jr here by ourselves today. We goin with yall.
Bey: Ok, that’s fine, but are you ready for Jr to be exposed in front of the cameras?
Jay: Bey, we cant hide him forever
Bey: You right babe. Well I guess when we done eating we’ll get dressed and head out.
Jay: Fine with me.
(After they finish eating, they all get dressed and head to the stores. The paps are going fuckin nuts while they at the mall. Bey and Jay are getting more and more frustrated.)
Jay: *mad as hell* Aye back the fuck up out my son face. *pushes one of the cameras away*
Paps: Jay, Bey…let us see the baby *snaps pic* say cheese guys *snap* show the baby, show the baby *snap*
Jay: Bey we gotta get the fuck outta hear.
Bey: You aint gotta tell me twice…..come on Solange
(They leave the mall and head home.)
Bey: *sitting on the couch looking sad*
Jay: Whats wrong baby?
Bey: Nothing
Jay: Liar
Bey: This is too much right now.
Jay: What is it?
Bey: Life
Jay: Awww baby, it’ll be ok *hugs her*
Bey: No it wont *starts crying* I cant even go to the store. They damn near killed my baby.
Jay: Bey you’re overexaggerating. I understand how you feel, but you know this is the price we pay for being famous.
Bey: *still crying* I know, today just made me realize how much I hate this job. I cant be happy for one damn second. These people are crazy. I wanna just stop being famous altogether.
Jay: *holding her* baby, you and I both know that’s not happening.
Bey: *stops crying and wipes her eyes* Yea, I know. Im just sick of this shit.
Jay: I know, but at the end of the day its still you, me, and Jr.
Bey: and Solange
Jay: *laughs* and Solo
Bey: *kisses him* you right. *kisses him again* You always right
Jay: better stop that before I have to take you upstairs and put something on ya
Bey: *laughs* cut it out
*phone rings*
Bey: Hello
MT: Hey what yall doin?
Bey: Nothing, just got back to the house.
MT: Oh, whats wrong? You sound sad
Bey: Nothing, the paps just get on my nerves.
MT: Aww well you know what I always say
Bey: Yea I know. What yall doin?
MT: Heading to the airport. That’s why I was calling, letting yall know we headed back home.
Bey: Oh ok. Hold on, how yall just gone come up here to whoop some ass then head back home?
MT: *laughs* Shut up, bye. We at the airport. Ill call when we make it home. Love yall
Bey: We love yall too *they hang up*
*knock at the door*
Jay: Ill get it *goes and opens the door*
Woman: Hey baby, can I come in?...........
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this post hab me ctfu. but at the end..... who this bitch talkin bout, "hey baby"
ReplyDeleteUmmm, NO who is this woman talking about some "baby" ? But great post!
ReplyDeleteohhh shit... i wonder who the hell this is... i wonder if Bey gone flip out...
ReplyDeleteAw hell naw !! Bey gon beat a bitch ass bout ha man ! Bet thas Stacey pressed ass !
ReplyDeleteThat better be his momma at the door! Lol.....good post
ReplyDeleteDamn, the paps are crazy as hell. And who tf is that woman??
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