Sunday, October 9, 2011

Starving...

MT: *yelling from downstairs* Bey come eat baby

Bey: *yelling back* Im not hungry

MT: *goes to her room* Bey, come eat

Bey: I said Im not hungry

MT: I know. I heard you. You need to eat something tho honey. You haven’t eaten all day.

Bey: Can you have Solo to just bring a plate, please?

MT: *sighs* sure…are you sure u ok Bey? You seem different?

Bey: Im fine Ma

MT: ok, if you need to talk you know where I am

Bey: I know Ma

MT: Ill send Solange up with your plate *walks out*

*phone rings*

Bey: Hello?

Jay: Hey babe, I just landed. What you doing?

Bey: Writing. You want me to come pick you up?

Jay: Naw its cool, I rented a car. I was just letting you know Im about to be on my way as soon as I get my bags.

Bey: Ok, did you get my text?

Jay: No, I haven’t even looked at that phone. What did it say?

Bey: I just said don’t say anything about the baby when you get here. Nobody knows but me, you, Solo, and Chelle.

Jay: ok, but we have to say something soon

Bey: duh Jay…me and you need to talk about it first tho

Jay: u right, well im in the car, ill be there in 30, bye love you

Bey: love you too, bye *hang up*

Solo: Here u go Bey *gives her soup*

Bey: This what mama cooked?

Solo: Naw we eatin ham, greens, macaroni, and cornbread…she said she cooked this for u

Bey: What the hell? I don’t want this shit…I want some real food

Solo: *laughs* I told her you was gone get mad

Bey: ugh, fine im coming down

Solo: ok *her and Bey walk downstairs*

Bey: Ma, what the hell is this?

MT: First, u need to calm yo nerves….and Second, its soup now eat it

Bey: Ma, I don’t want this. I want a plate like yall.

MT: Well you should have came and got it when I told ya ass too…u need to lose ya attitude, I understand you sick but that don’t excuse you at all

Bey: ugh sorry…im not hungry nomo *goes to her room and calls Jay*

Jay: Hey bae

Bey: Jay, where u?

Jay: I stopped at Taco Bell, im hungry

Bey: oooo yes perfect…bring me two hard shelled tacos, some nachos, a chicken burrito, and one of those frutistas

Jay: Damn bae, you gone eat all that?

Bey: Yes, now hurry up im hungry *hangs up**goes downstairs* O yea, I forgot to tell yall Jay is on his way here…he was worried so he came to take care of me

MT: ok fine with me…want me to fix him a plate?

Bey: No, he stopped to get him something

Mat: Beyonce, you know I don’t like this at all

Bey: Dad, please don’t start. He’ll be here in about 20 min

Mat: Um idk what ur problem is, but you need to lose ur attitude…

Bey: I don’t have one…anyway I was just letting yall know he was coming *goes back to her room*

(20 minutes later, Jay rang the doorbell. Bey didn’t here it. She was in her own world listening to music and thinking. MT, Solo, and Matty let him in and told him Beyonce was in her room.)

Jay: *walks in the room* Beyonce

Bey: *not hearing him through the headphones, singing* No matter what I do, all I think about is you..{yea she singing Dilemma lol}

Jay: *puts his bags down and kisses her forehead*

Bey: you scared me..i didn’t know u were here.

Jay: just got here….I called your name, I guess you didn’t hear me through the headphones

Bey: nah, I didn’t….wheres my food?

Jay: Damn, I don’t get no love???

Bey: o yea, sorry *kisses him and hugs him*

Jay: now here u go, they didn’t have any nacho chips so I just got u three tacos

Bey: ugh…fine…*she starts inhaling that food*

Jay: Damn bae, slow down *laughs*

Bey: If I slow down, I wont e able to eat it all cuz ill throw it up

Jay: eww that’s just nasty…I just lost my appetite

Bey: Well gimme ya food, ill eat it *holds out her hand*

Jay: *cracks up* babe damn, I was just playin…u aint getting my food *still laughing*

Bey: *shrugs shoulder* o well, im full now anyway…that food was so good…thank you baby

Jay: um u welcome, is this how u gone be eatin now?

Bey: idk, wats that spose to mean?

Jay: nun, im just sayin if u are we gone have to get u a personal buffet line *laughs*

Bey: *punches him in the chest* shut up

Jay: ouch damn….well at least know we havin a boy *laughs*

Bey: O_o um y u say that?

Jay: cuz u hit me hard as hell…u aint that strong…that’s my lil man givin u strength like that…he take after his daddy *flexes his mucles and laughs*

(Jay finished eating and him and Bey are talking about the baby and work and other stuff. Mama Tina was coming upstairs to say goodnight and she overheard them talking….)

5 comments:

  1. O___O ahh ooooo tina bouta go ham now smh

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  2. Aww shit..lmao at beys greedy ass...and omg mama tina boutta blow shit up lol..update soon please!

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  3. ahhhh shit , shit is ready to get real .. updatee pleaseeeee !!

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  4. Awww man! Mams T bout 2 trip! N wen mathrew find out itz gont be world war 3 n that house!

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  5. Daaaaamn, B's ass plays NO game when it comes to her food. Lmao, human vacuum and shit. But Mama Tina gone have a heart attack and pass out. Matty Mat gone put Jay on stretcher !!! Update very soon please.

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