(It’s the next day and Bey and Jr are taking a nap. Solo, Mathew, Jay, and MT are downstairs talking.)
Solo: So, what all we gone do yall?
Jay: I was thinking since its Friday and the weather’s nice, we could have a BBQ/Pool Party. Then tomorrow can be like an intimate dinner since we leave Sunday afternoon.
Mat: That’s actually not a bad idea. I know Bey will like it. She hates saying bye without seeing everybody. What u think about that idea Tina?
MT: *shrugs* Its fine, I guess. Do I have to cook?
Jay: You don’t have to cook if you don’t want to Mama. I can do the BBQ’n tonight and the cooking tomorrow.
MT: Good, cuz I wasnt gone do the shit anyway. *sips her drink*
Mat: *ignores Tina* Naw, you aint touchin my grill. Folks from up north cant bbq *laughs*
Jay: *laughs* aw man you just gone throw me under the bus. I can cook, yall would be surprised.
Solo: Well, at least I know Bey gone eat now. I was worried she wasn’t gone eat cuz she cant cook for nothing. *laughs*
Jay: *laughs* But ok Mathew. I wont touch your grill. What do I need to do then?
Mat: *chuckles* You can cook tomorrow. But today, you can help me. We need to bond some more anyway. I still don’t care for you, but you taking my baby to New York so I might as well get to know you more.
Jay: Fine with me….but um I been here for 3 weeks, you still don’t know me? *laughs*
Mat: I know a little bit.
Solo: Anyway, Im not here for yall “bromance” *laughs*….what do I need to do?
Jay: um well, we can make it a surprise and you and Mama can call up everybody.
MT: *gets up* Guess ill do that now *walks off*
Solo: Dad, whats wrong with Ma? Did you make her mad again?
Mat: Naw, it wasn’t me this time.
Solo: Maybe she going through menopause *giggles*….anyway how we gone get Thu Thu out the house since its a surprise?
Jay: Well, I was thinking yall can get my card and go shopping and do girl stuff. Ill keep Jr here cuz I know she not gone want him out, especially with the paps lurking.
Solo: True. So do I…I mean we have a spending limit???
Jay: *laughs* Naw lil sis. Yall get what yall want. You, Mama, and Bey just have a good time.
MT: *walks in* They said they’ll be here at 5.
Mat: Alright cool *looks at watch* Its already 1:30. We need to start cooking.
Solo: Ok. Ma, we taking Jay card and we taking Bey out to shop and stuff to get her out the house…Jay said me and you can get stuff too..YES!
MT: Solo, calm yo ass down. Go get her up. And hurry up while im in the mood to leave the house.
Jay: I’ll get her up. So I can give her the card and get Jr. She’ll know something is up if I just give it to Solo *laughs*
Mat: *laughs* She sure will. Solo is way too obvious.
Solo: whatever *rolls eyes and goes to her room and makes a call*
(Mathew calls up Uncle Larry and tell him whats going on and to bring the stuff to cook on the grill. MT and Solo get dressesdand wait for Bey. Jay goes upstairs to get Bey and Jr.)
Jay: *walks in the room* Hey bae…I thought you were still sleep.
Bey: *sniffing* I just got up about 5 minutes ago.
Jay: *nervous, thinking she heard them* Aw, did you come downstairs?
Bey: Naw, I just been sitting here thinking and watching lil man sleep. *sniffs again*
Jay: Bey, are you crying?
Bey: *breaks down and shakes her head yes* Im sorry
Jay: Sorry for what? Whats wrong baby?
Bey: Sorry for crying no reason.
Jay: It is a reason, tell me *sits down and puts his arm around her*
Bey: Its just that everything is hitting me now. We just had a baby, Im about to start my solo career, and now Im about to leave home and move to New York.
Jay: awww babe *hugs her* stop crying. Its gone be ok. Everything is gonna be perfect. Im gonna be here every step of the way.
Bey: *wiping her face* Promise?
Jay: I promise *kisses her and puts the plan into action* You know what will make you feel better?
Bey: Jay, we can’t.
Jay: *laughs* I know. We got 4 more days for that. I think I can wait….*pulls his card out his wallet* this will make you feel better. How about you, Solo, and Mama go out and do some girly stuff and shop and just relax?
Bey: *smiles* Shopping does make me feel better. What about Jr.? I don’t want the cameras all in his face.
Jay: Don’t worry I got him. I will take good care of him. You already have some milk pumped and in the fridge. And I know how to change diapers now, so we good. Me, him, and Mathew gone kick it.
Bey: O_O wait no. Hell naw! You and Dad cannot stay here by yall self. And definitely not with my child cuz I swear to God if yall get into a fight and hurt him…..
Jay: *kisses her* Baby relax. See this why im sending you out. You need to relax.
Bey: Fine. Let me throw some clothes on. Do Ma and Solo know we going out?
Jay: Naw, ima tell em. *lying like they didnt already know* Im sure they wont mind. *baby wakes up* awww lil man, wassup?
Bey: *yelling from the closet* He ok?
Jay: Yea, he’s fine. He just opened his eyes. He aint crying or nun. We going downstairs and ill tell Ma and Solo yall leaving. *walks out*
Bey: ok, he might be hungry so warm his bottle.......and Ja do not drink his milk...
Jay: *laughs* ill try not to
(Bey, Solo, and MT finally leave and go get their nails done, and shop a little. The have a pretty relaxing day, except MT’s attitude is still fucked up. Jay called Solo’s phone and told her everybody was there and that they can head back home.)
*they walking to the car from the mall*
Solo: *fake yawn* Whoo! Im tired. We been out for like 2 or 3 hours.
Bey: Whaaaaaat? Solo is tired of spending somebody else’s money??? This is EPIC!
Solo: shut up, I was up late last night so im tired.
Bey: *laughs* I bet. Im kinda tired too. We can head back home. Ma you ready to go home?
MT: Ch...I been ready. *attitude*
Bey: Ma, are you sure you ok? You been real snappy lately.
MT: If one more person asks me that, Ima break they damn neck *gets in the car and slams the door*
Solo: Ma…..You goin through menopause?
MT: *turns around to the backseat and smacks her in the mouth* Don’t you ever ask me that again
Solo: *tearing up* Ma!
Bey: O_O Ma!!! What the hell? Solo, you ok?
Solo: *crying silently* Yea
Bey: *drives off, heading home* Ma why did you do that to her?
MT: Bey, just shut up….*mumbles* Ill be glad when you leave
Bey: Huh?
MT: I said Ill be glad when you leave.
Bey: Wow, is that why you have an attitude? Cause Im moving?
MT: Maybe it is.
Bey: Ma, come one. We talked about this.
MT: I know. And I don’t want to talk about it again. Just take me home.
(They drive home in an awkward silence. Bey is just glad she knows what’s wrong MT. She tryna figure how to make it better tho. Solo in the back mad as hell, turning red, but she know she cant do nothing about it.)
Bey: *parks car in the yard* Whooo I cant wait to eat. I was thinking “Dang we didn’t get no Popeyes while we was out” *laughs*
Solo: hahaha I know right
Bey: *walks to the door and opens it*
Family: SURPRISE!!!!...... *Jr starts crying hysterically*
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Mama Tina is straight trippinn..
ReplyDeleteMama Tina need a whoopin for that !
ReplyDeletemama tina and this attitude ohh nooo ... but great post i can't wait to see how Bey reacts to the surprise.
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