Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Party...

(Bey, Jay, and Solo all look at each other like “Damn! No this nigga didn’t just fucking sneeze.” They all instantly get scared. They just know some shit finna pop off.)

Mat: *looks around* Yall heard that?

Bey, Jay, and Solo: *with the quickness* Naw. Heard what?

Mat: *looking suspicious* nothing. I just thought I heard something.

MT: I didn’t hear anything either

(They all go back downstairs and talk for a little bit. Bey, Solo, and Jay are definitely relieved that they didn’t find Daniel. Its time for them to go now.{its like 8 pm})

MT: Alright yall we about to go *gives Jr to Bey* bye granny baby *kisses him* bye Bey *kisses and hugs her* Bye Solange, and be good with Beyonce. I see yall getting along so far *kisses and hugs her* bye Jay *hugs him*

Everybody: Bye yall.

Bey: …and Solange is fine. She wont give me any problems *side-eyes her, thinkin about her and Daniel earlier*

Solo: I know right. Ill be good

Jay: Yea they’ll be fine

Mat and MT: Ok. Love yall *they leave*

Bey: *relieved* phew! I thought some shit was about to go down

Jay: Me too! I was scared as hell.

Solange: Me too. I cant believe he sneezed. *yells upstairs* DANIEL! Come downstairs!

Daniel: *comes down slowly* They gone?

Solange: Yea. I cant believe you sneezed fool.

Daniel: I couldn’t hold it, and I thought yall was out the room

(Just then….)

MT: *running in* I forgot my pur….. O_O what the hell? Daniel? What are you doing here?

Daniel: um *nervous as hell*

*horn blows*

Bey: *whispers* awwww shit

MT: Ima fuck yall up. I swear I cant leave yall by yalself for two damn seconds.

Bey: Mama please, its not what you think

MT: Then what is it

Bey: um well Daniel

Jay: *intervening* Daniel is here because Solo told me he can rap *lying hard* so I told her to see of he can fly here and lay down some songs.

Bey: Yea, that’s why he’s here

Jay: Im always looking for new talent. And why not start with people Bey and Solo know? *nervously laughs* right?

MT: Well is he staying here?

Bey: No, don’t be silly Ma

MT: Mhm…*suspicious* well where was he when me and your dad was just in here??

Bey: um he was..

Jay: *intervening again* He was in our room sleep since we haven't got him a hotel room yet. He had a long flight and Bey didn’t want him to sleep in Solo’s room. 

MT: Mhm. And it better stay that way *horn blows again* Ok, im leaving. Bye Love yall *she grabs her purse and leaves*

Bey: *runs and locks the door this time* Damn! That was close

Solo: I know

Bey: And Jay. You are a good ass liar

Jay: I know right

Bey: I don’t know if that’s a good thing *laughs*

Jay: I would never lie to you *kisses her* Ima rapper and a businessman. Believe it or not, we lie *laughs*

(After all of that, everyone relaxes a little. They watch a movie then they got hungry.)

Bey: *stomach growling* woo shit

Jay: You hungry baby?

Bey: *laughs* hell yea, cant u tell?

Jay: yea, what u wanna eat?

Bey: I have no idea. To be honest, it really doesn’t matter.

Jay: *to Solo and Daniel* What yall wanna eat?

Both: I don’t know

Jay: Damn, well ima cook. I feel like cooking anyway.

Bey: Yay. I haven’t had your cooking in a couple weeks anyway.

Jay: I know. Its time for Chef Boyar-Jay to get back to the kitchen *laughs* What yall wanna eat?

Bey: Surprise us “Chef Boyar-Jay”

Jay: Ok I will *goes to the kitchen to cook*

Bey: So Solange

Solange: Huh?

Bey: and Daniel

Daniel: Huh?

Bey: About earlier today….

Daniel: *stands up* I am so sorry Beyonce. I swear we didn’t mean for it to happen.

Solo: Yea, one thing lead to another and we didn’t know when yall was coming back. We sorry Thu, please don’t be mad. Im so so so so sorry.

Bey: O_o I was just gone say Im glad he didn’t get caught earlier.

Both: Oh.

Bey: But that too, I was mad, but I understand. Just don’t let that shit happen again. That’s the first and last time ima say that.

Both: Ok

Bey: So Solange. You got a birthday coming up next month.

Solo: I know im so excited. Ima be 17. Im so happy.

Bey: I bet. So what you wanna do? What you want for your birthday?

Solo: I have no idea. And I don’t need any gifts. My life is perfect now, and I have everything I want.

Bey: Come on you gotta want something. No party? No vacation? Nothing?

Solo: Nope, just me, Daniel, you, and Jay like it is now... minus drama and trouble *laughs*

Bey: I feel you on that

(They sit around and talk and watch tv for a while and finally Jay was done cooking at like 9:15 and it was time to eat. He cooked some baked chicken seasoned with Italian dressing, some spaghetti, made a salad, and some rolls.)

Bey: *eating* This is good baby

Jay: Yea I know

Solo: This is really good

Daniel: Yea it is. I never had chicken like this *laughs*

Jay: *smiling hard* You know I do my thang. I can do more than rap

Bey: Stop feeling yaself

Jay: I wanna be feeling you *winks*

Bey: *smiles* Don’t get none started

Jay: But I can finish it

Solo: Ugh get a room *Daniel is cracking up at them* What you laughing at?

Daniel: They funny. Ima start talkin to you like that *laughs*

Solo: *smiles* Just not in front of them

Bey: Please don’t do it in front of me

Solo: *laughs* we wont

Jay: Baby, I was gone have a couple people of tonight, is that ok?

Bey: Your place, do what you want

Jay: You live here too and whats mines is yours

Bey: We are not married

Jay: In my mind we are

Bey: awwwww  baby *leans over and kisses him* well, who’s all coming?

Jay: Kanye, my new artist Rihanna, and Ty Ty said he might come through

Bey: Oh ok. That’s cool, can I invite some folks? Kelly and Chelle and Angie are in town. We can have a little party

Jay: That sounds cool. I like this whole spur of the moment party thing….so spontaneous *laughs*

Bey: I know right

Solo: Are we invited?

Bey: Yea, yall can come. Its not like a club or nothing *laughs*

(They finish eating and Bey calls up Kelly, Chelle, and Angie. Jays calls up his people. Bey and Jay put Jr to bed in they room since they room is furthest from the living room where the noise will be. They make sure they keep the baby monitor near. They all change clothes and later head downstairs to greet everybody.)

Bey: Um Jay baby. I thought you named three people.

Jay: I did. I didn’t know Ye was gone bring these folks. I thought you named three people.

Bey: I did. And um well the same thing happened *laughs*

Jay: Want me to kick em out?

Bey: Naw, they having a good time…lets dance *she starts shaking that ass on Jay*

(Everybody is having a damn good time. They drinking and just straight up partying. Michelle and Ty have made up and are making out in the corner. Kelly and Angie done got fucked up and are making out and cuddling some random ass niggas Kanye brought. Kanye actin a fool as usual. Jay went to the kitchen to get some more ice for the drinks while Bey is still dancing and sipping her drinking.)

Rihanna: *walks in the kitchen* Hey boss *in her ugly ass accent*

Jay: Wassup

Rihanna: Nothing. Just saw you walk in here so I came to see if you needed some help.

Jay: Aw naw. Im good. Im just getting some ice.

Rihanna: Not help with that *walks up closer to him*

Bey: *walking in* Touch him if you want to. Bitch I wish the fuck you would. I swear I will fuck you up. *takes off her shoes and earrings* {she tipsy lol}

Rihanna: *turns around* Oh no, its not like that Beyonce. I would never do that. I was about to grab some more beers and liquor.

Bey: You better let that be the only thing you grabbing.

Rihanna: it is*grabs beer and liquor and leaves the kitchen*

Jay: *laughs* Bey, why you do that? You scared her

Bey: I thought she was coming in here to try something

Jay: You knew she was in here?

Bey: No. I was coming to help you, but as I was walking in I heard her.

Jay: Oh. Ima have to calm you down baby thug *laughs* you always ready to fight

Bey: only for the ones I love now gimme some love *kisses him passionately*

Jay: mmm somebody horny

Bey: maybe *slides down and undoes his belt and pants and starts sucking*

Jay: *bouta fall* o shit Bey *puts the ice bucket down and relaxes* mmm shit Bey stop, somebody might walk in

Bey: *still sucking, she don’t care*

Jay: *eyes roll back* mmm damn baby

(Bey continued suckin Jay up in the kitchen and he was enjoying every moment. Just as he was about to cum, they heard a lot of noise and glass breaking….)

Bey: *stops sucking* What the fuck?!

Jay: *buttons up his pants and they run to the living room* Awww hell naw…….

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3 comments:

  1. Awwww shit! Who is Bey going to fuck uppp.

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  2. Lmao I loved this shit...bey is a fool..and what freaks gettin busy in the kitchen lol...and what the hell done popped off in the living room..smh can't handle their liquor..ch...update soon please I gotta see what's going on..

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  3. Haha I loved it. And I'm really glad that Bey caught Rihanna before she tried anything!!! lol cuz I know she would've. But I bet somebody was fighting or something...idk...can't wait 2 find out :)

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