Beat That Ass....

6 AM *phone rings*

Bey: *sleepy voice* Hello

MT: Get to the New York airport NOW!

Bey: *sits up* huh?

MT: NOW! *hangs up*

Bey: Oh shit! *jumps up*

Jay: *sits up* Whats wrong Bey?

Bey: Ma just called. They in New York. She just told me to come get them from the airport. *panicking* Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

Jay: *gets up* Calm down baby. Lets go get them.

Bey: You don’t understand. They gone kill me and Solange.

Jay: No they wont, if they try to, ill stop them.

Bey: *stops pacing and looks at Jay* They gone kill you too fool.

Jay: O_O What I do?

Bey: Idk, lets just go. Im not going by myself.

Jay: We taking Solo?

Bey: Hell naw. Leave her here. Just slip some clothes on and get Jr some clothes on too.

Jay: Bey? Its too cold to take him out at this time. It 6 in the morning.

Bey: *slipping on a sweatsuit* Yea, you right. Ill just leave him with Solo. If he get hungry Ill tell her what to do.

Jay: Ok, let me slip on some clothes and brush my teeth.

Bey: O shit…*runs in the bathroom and brushes her teeth*

Jay: *laughs* Baby you trippin

Bey: shut up *finishes and goes to the guest room to get Solo* Solange, get up

Solo: *wiping her eyes* Huh?

Bey: Get up. Mama and Dad at the airport.

Solo: WHAT?

Bey: Yea, me and Jay gotta go get em. I need you to stay here with Jr. If he gets hungry he gotta bottle in the fridge. Warm it up in the microwave for about 10 or 15 seconds then shake it up and feed it to em. Please don’t give it to him if its too hot. And I his diapers are in the closet in his room. Please don’t fuck up. We’ll be back in an hour.

Solo: O_o um *trying to process everything Bey said*

Jay: Bey, you ready?

Bey: Yea, come on lets go

(Jay and Bey leave the house and head to the airport. They both scared as hell and don’t know what to expect. Bey has never really seen MT super mad, so she don’t know whats finna go down. After 20 minutes of riding in silence, they pull up to the airport and see MT and Mathew sitting there with no bags and looking pissed. They walk up to the car and get in.)

Bey: *nervous as hell* Hey Mama

MT: *SLAP! She slapped the shit out of Bey*

Jay: Omg baby. You ok?

Mat: You better shut the fuck up and drive before I hit yo ass too

(They left the airport and headed to the house. Bey in the front seat holding her face. She cant even cry or be mad cuz she know she was wrong. On the other hand, Solange has fed Jr and changed him because he started crying. She decided to cook her some breakfast before they got back, but they end up coming back before she was done cooking.)

Jay: *opens the door all slow*

MT: Open this damn door Shawn. *pushes her way in* SOLANGE!!!!

Solo: *paused in the middle of flipping her pancake*

MT: *walks in the kitchen* Aw so you call yaself running away huh? *SLAP! Slapped that pancake right out her hand*

Solo: *ran upstairs crying*

MT: Get yo ass back down here!

Bey: Ma

MT: You better shut the fuck up Beyonce

Jay: *grabs Bey and pulls her close to him* its ok baby

Mat: *followed Solo and beats on the guest room door* You better open this damn door.

Solo: *crying* No. Yall gone kill me

Mat: Solange you better open this fuckin door

Solo: No

Mat: *kicks the door in*

Jay: Whoa!

Mat: *takes off his belt* So you wanna act like a lil kid and run away? *starts tearing that ass up*

Bey: *sniffs* Something’s burning

Jay: *runs in the kitchen and turns off the stove* Apparently she was cooking pancakes

Bey: Im just glad it aint no fire or nothing….You think I should try to stop them?

Jay: Bey, I don’t think they gone listen, unless you want yo ass whooped too.

Bey: Shiiiiiid. Ima just go check on Jr.

Jay: You aint leavin me by myself *laughs and follows her*

(Bey and Jay go in Jr’s room. Mathew continued whooping Solo's ass and after awhile MT came up there and whoop her ass too when Mathew got tired. She got her ass whooped for about 30 minutes. When they finished, they went to the living room and MT was in tears and Mathew had calmed down {Them anger management classes he been takin is paying off lol}.)

Mat: BEYONCE!

Bey: Oh shit! *she eased out the room and walked to the living room* *scared as hell* Sir?

Mat: What the hell is yall problem?

Bey: Im sorry. I just didn’t know what to do at first. She came to me early yesterday morning, scared.

Mat: SOLANGE! Get down here.

Solo: *still crying, eased downstairs* Sir?

Mat: Yall sit down *they sit* Do yall realize how much pain yall caused? Ya Mom is sitting here in tears because we thought something happened to you Solange. And Beyonce, for you to lie to your Mama on the phone is just plain ignorant. I just don’t know what else to say.

Bey: Daddy, Im sorry. I didn’t know what to do. She came here terrified. I was gonnna tell yall she was here, which I did later that day. I took her to get some clothes and stuff first. She was helpless. Im sorry. I know it was wrong.

Solo: *sniffing* Im sorry Mama and Daddy *puts her head down*

Mat: *hugs them* Don’t yall ever pull that shit again

MT: *calms down* Ever again!

Bey and Solo: Yes sir. Yes ma’am.

(After everybody had calmed down, and the ass whooping festivies and crying was over with, Jay cooked breakfast for everyone. They sat and ate, and of course Bey had to take MT and Mathew to get them some clothes to put on and some toothbrushes. First, Jay and Bey had to take a bath tho lol.... Later that day at about 8 pm, they were sitting at the table eating dinner and….)

Mat: We need to talk about you having sex in my house Solange. I aint forgot.

*Everybody dropped their forks*

Solo: *swallows* Huh?

Mat: You heard me

MT: It wont happen again because she lives in New York now

Bey: O_O Ma, you cant just put her out.

MT: Im not, it just seems like you can deal with her better than we can. And this is where she wanted to be anyway.

Bey: Ma, that’s not true

MT: Yes, it is. Why you think I called and asked you have you seen her? Ever since yall left Sunday, she been walkin around sayin she moving here with you. So this is her chance.

Bey: *looks at Solange*Is that what you said?

Solange: Yes. Yall only been gone from Houston for a couple days and I hate it without you Thu.

Bey: Jay, what you think about this?

Jay: We already talked about it. I told you if push comes to shove and she has to stay then she is welcome. And so is everyone else.

Bey: Ok, well if that’s what you want and Ma and Dad agree, then you can stay.But let me tell you now. It will not be all peaches and cream. You know how I am about stuff.

Solo: *excited* I know.

Mat: You sure about this Tina?

MT: Yes. Plus, we can come to New York at anytime and stay at Bey’s apartment.

Bey: O_O Omg I forgot about that place *laughs* So that’s whats been coming out of my bank account.

MT: That’s a damn shame Beyonce

(Everybody finishes dinner and MT and Mathew decide to leave and go to a hotel. Jay had his driver to take them. After they leave, Solange, Bey, and Jay go to bed.)

Jay: *getting in the bed* Today was a crazy ass day

Bey: *pinning her hair up* Tell me about it…….

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