Monday, October 3, 2011

Dinner Time....

*at the restaurant*

Kelly: Oh there they go right there

Bey: Hey yall

Chelle: you always late smh

Bey: Shut up, we only 10 minutes late

Jay: It aint my fault. She stood in the mirror for an hour *laughs*

Kelly: That’s sound like Beyonce

Chelle: *in a flirty voice* Hey Ty

Ty: Wassup ma

*everybody side-eyes them*

Jay: Wat up Nelly

Nelly: O wat up *in a dry ass voice*

Jay: U cool man?

Nelly: yea, im good… Kelly ima go to the bathroom, ill be back

Kelly: um ok *he leaves*

Bey: um ok wat was that about?

Kelly: idk, his mood changed when yall came

Ty: Hold on, what that’s supposed to mean? Fuck we do to him?

Kelly: chill, its probably nothing… im hungry

Chelle: me too, everything on the menu sounds good

Jay: aw man they bouta get fat on us *laughs*

Bey: betta watch it

Jay: sorry baby, I was jokin

Bey: mmhmm…*waiter comes*

Waiter: Hi my name is Calvin and ill be your host today. What would you all like to drink? *they all order their drinks* Ok and would you all like to start off with an appetizer?

Kelly: Um can you just bring our drinks? We’re waiting on someone.

Waiter: Sure thing. *walks away*

Bey: um rude much?

Kelly: O I wasn’t trying to be. Where the hell is Nelly?

Chelle: Go ask her *points to him all in another girls face by the bathrooms*

Kelly: Awww hell naw

Bey: Kelly don’t do it. Not here. Its too many people and itll be all over the news.

Kelly:*mad as hell* You right. I wanna fuck him up

Chelle: Me too. Niggas aint shit I swear

Ty: Whoa ma, what that suppose to mean?

Jay: Yea, what that suppose to mean?

Chelle: *nervous laugh* O not yall

Ty: Aw I was bout say

Chelle: You wasn’t gone say none *laughs*

Jay: *whispers in Bey’s ear* Jr working again *puts her hand on his dick*

Bey: *smiling hard as hell* Stop it Jay

Chelle: Whispering is rude ya know!

Bey: *laughs* be quiet

Kelly: Im bouta go to the bathroom

Bey: Kelly no

Kelly: I have to pee.

Bey: Kelly I am not a fool

Chelle: I know right, you aint foolin nobody

Kelly: whatever *she gets up and goes towards the bathroom*

Nelly: Stop shawty…Im here with my shawty, You not bouta disrespect her like that

Kelly: *hears Nelly and gets a lil happy*

Girl: Come Nelly for old times sake

Nelly: Naw shawty im good…*sees Kelly come* Kelly!

Kelly: surprised to see me

Nelly: *nervous* naw shawty, u lookin for me? I was just about to come. I showing her the bathroom.

Kelly: riiight *the girl goes in to the bathroom* im about to use the restroom, ill be back to the table shortly

Nelly: alright boo *goes to the table*

(Scene Change- back at the table, they all have their drinks and Nelly comes back and sit down)

Chelle: *clears throat*

Bey: *looks at him waiting for an explanation*

Jay: *breaks the awkward silence* so um aye man where Kelly go?

Nelly: o she went in the bathroom, she said she’ll be back shortly

Chelle: mmmhhhmmmm

(Scene Change-in the bathroom)

Kelly: *giving the girl a death stare*

Girl: Hey Kelly right? Im a big fan

Kelly: Bitch don’t try it. You got the wrong one. I will fuck you up in this motherfuckin bathroom. Try me bitch! {yes I got it from Obsessed}

Girl: Omg, Im so sorry

Kelly: You gonna be. The longer u stand here, the more u making me mad. Say another word and ima slap the shit out of you.

*The girl runs out of the bathroom and Kelly walks back to the table*

Kelly: wooo im ready to eat…has the waiter been back?

Bey: um

Kelly: what?

Bey: nothing

Chelle: Why was that girl running out of here?

Kelly: idk, I didn’t do nothing

Bey: Kelly, don’t lie…Did u hit her?

Kelly: No, I wanted to tho.

Chelle: See we cant take yo ass nowhere

*everybody laughs and jokes about how the girl ran out the restaurant and how scared she looked*

Nelly: Damn shawty, I didn’t know u was a G like that…ima have to get u over to my side *looks at Jay and Ty with a smirk*

(Jay)

What the hell wrong with this nigga?

(Ty)

I swear im bouta fuck him up if he look at me one more time.

Waiter: You guys ready to order?

Nelly: Yea I want the Salmon and Fried Shrimp…and could you get me Budweiser? I wasn’t here when u got 
the drink order.

Waiter: Sure thing sir

Kelly: I think ima have the same thing

*The rest of them order they food, and continue laughing and talking.*

Bey: Im going to the bathroom, be right back

*Chelle and Ty are too busy flirting to noticed Bey had gotten. Kelly and Nelly are talking and laughing…a few minutes pass by and Bey wasn’t back*

Jay: im bouta go to the men’s room…..

(Scene Change)

Bey: *looking down fixing her dress while walkin out the bathroom* aahhh Jay u scared me..i didn’t see you walkin up

Jay: U ok?

Bey: yea, im good. Why u ask?

Jay: you were gone for a long time

Bey: I was not.

Jay: u right, I jus wanted to back here with u….*kisses her*

Bey: stop It Jay

Jay: nope! *pushes her against the wall and kisses her more*

Bey: mmmm Jay stop we in public

Jay: which makes it more fun…

*they end up in a stall in the ladies bathroom goin at it*

Bey: mmm shit Jay, so good baby

Jay: mmmm

Bey: oooo jay

Jay: *covers her mouth* we in public remember?

Bey: mmmm yes….mmmmm

Jay: damn baby you so good

*Jay goes faster and harder*

Chelle: Bey you in here?.....Bey?

Bey: um yea, im bouta come out…*Jay keeps going, driving Bey crazy but she tryna keep her composure*

Chelle: girl Ty is something else. I kind of like him.

Bey: …….mmmm…ok

Chelle: You ok in there girl?

Bey: mmhmmm…

Chelle: um yea ok, well im going back out there with my new “boo” *laughs and walks out*

Bey: awww shit Jay *and cums all over Jay dick*

Jay: ooooo shit oooo shit *pulls out and cums in the toilet and flushes*

Bey: *punches him in the arm* I hate you

Jay: I know. I love you too! *kisses her*…come on lets go back out there

Bey: hold on let me learn how to walk again

Jay: *busts out laughing* u silly

Bey: im serious…alright, I gotta go out first so I can make sure no one sees u comin out the girls restroom

*Bey walks out the bathroom as normal as she possibly can, then tells Jay to come on out. They walk to the table laughing and being all cute.*

Kelly: and where have yall been?

Both: bathroom *real quick answer*

Kelly: I bet

Waiter: Here is the bill…I hope you all enjoyed your dinner and please come back soon.

Jay: Ill take the check

Nelly: naw I got it

Jay: Chill man, I got it *takes check*

Nelly: *mean mug*

*They all get up to leave and Nelly drops $1000 tip on the table*

Kelly: Alright yall. Dinner was um memorable. Hahaha….ima see yall at the hotel…love yall bye

Bey and Chelle: Bye!

Ty: So what u finna do man?

Jay: ima go kick it with Bey

Ty: aw ok, guess ill go back to the hotel

Chelle: or u can come kick it with me…you know watch a movie or sum

Ty: fareal ma?

Chelle: you better come on before I change my mind

*Jay and Bey leave in their limo. Ty and Chelle leave in their limo, even though they going to the same hotel lol. Kelly had already left with Nelly.*

Read, Enjoy, Comment please :-)

5 comments:

  1. ummm wats nelly's deal? great post though. lol Bey could fight Jay off. bunch o freaks fuckin in the bathroom lmao

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  2. I love it.bey n jay are some 4real freaks lol.

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  3. lol i loved it =D
    they are some freaks lmao.
    and WTF is nelly's problem???

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  4. nelly was being a hater , smh not cute . but great post i loved it.

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  5. nelly better get it together looking at jay and ty all stupidly smh...and bey and jay are just....wow..thats all i got lol

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