*at the restaurant*
Kelly: Oh there they go right there
Bey: Hey yall
Chelle: you always late smh
Bey: Shut up, we only 10 minutes late
Jay: It aint my fault. She stood in the mirror for an hour *laughs*
Kelly: That’s sound like Beyonce
Chelle: *in a flirty voice* Hey Ty
Ty: Wassup ma
*everybody side-eyes them*
Jay: Wat up Nelly
Nelly: O wat up *in a dry ass voice*
Jay: U cool man?
Nelly: yea, im good… Kelly ima go to the bathroom, ill be back
Kelly: um ok *he leaves*
Bey: um ok wat was that about?
Kelly: idk, his mood changed when yall came
Ty: Hold on, what that’s supposed to mean? Fuck we do to him?
Kelly: chill, its probably nothing… im hungry
Chelle: me too, everything on the menu sounds good
Jay: aw man they bouta get fat on us *laughs*
Bey: betta watch it
Jay: sorry baby, I was jokin
Bey: mmhmm…*waiter comes*
Waiter: Hi my name is Calvin and ill be your host today. What would you all like to drink? *they all order their drinks* Ok and would you all like to start off with an appetizer?
Kelly: Um can you just bring our drinks? We’re waiting on someone.
Waiter: Sure thing. *walks away*
Bey: um rude much?
Kelly: O I wasn’t trying to be. Where the hell is Nelly?
Chelle: Go ask her *points to him all in another girls face by the bathrooms*
Kelly: Awww hell naw
Bey: Kelly don’t do it. Not here. Its too many people and itll be all over the news.
Kelly:*mad as hell* You right. I wanna fuck him up
Chelle: Me too. Niggas aint shit I swear
Ty: Whoa ma, what that suppose to mean?
Jay: Yea, what that suppose to mean?
Chelle: *nervous laugh* O not yall
Ty: Aw I was bout say
Chelle: You wasn’t gone say none *laughs*
Jay: *whispers in Bey’s ear* Jr working again *puts her hand on his dick*
Bey: *smiling hard as hell* Stop it Jay
Chelle: Whispering is rude ya know!
Bey: *laughs* be quiet
Kelly: Im bouta go to the bathroom
Bey: Kelly no
Kelly: I have to pee.
Bey: Kelly I am not a fool
Chelle: I know right, you aint foolin nobody
Kelly: whatever *she gets up and goes towards the bathroom*
Nelly: Stop shawty…Im here with my shawty, You not bouta disrespect her like that
Kelly: *hears Nelly and gets a lil happy*
Girl: Come Nelly for old times sake
Nelly: Naw shawty im good…*sees Kelly come* Kelly!
Kelly: surprised to see me
Nelly: *nervous* naw shawty, u lookin for me? I was just about to come. I showing her the bathroom.
Kelly: riiight *the girl goes in to the bathroom* im about to use the restroom, ill be back to the table shortly
Nelly: alright boo *goes to the table*
(Scene Change- back at the table, they all have their drinks and Nelly comes back and sit down)
Chelle: *clears throat*
Bey: *looks at him waiting for an explanation*
Jay: *breaks the awkward silence* so um aye man where Kelly go?
Nelly: o she went in the bathroom, she said she’ll be back shortly
Chelle: mmmhhhmmmm
(Scene Change-in the bathroom)
Kelly: *giving the girl a death stare*
Girl: Hey Kelly right? Im a big fan
Kelly: Bitch don’t try it. You got the wrong one. I will fuck you up in this motherfuckin bathroom. Try me bitch! {yes I got it from Obsessed}
Girl: Omg, Im so sorry
Kelly: You gonna be. The longer u stand here, the more u making me mad. Say another word and ima slap the shit out of you.
*The girl runs out of the bathroom and Kelly walks back to the table*
Kelly: wooo im ready to eat…has the waiter been back?
Bey: um
Kelly: what?
Bey: nothing
Chelle: Why was that girl running out of here?
Kelly: idk, I didn’t do nothing
Bey: Kelly, don’t lie…Did u hit her?
Kelly: No, I wanted to tho.
Chelle: See we cant take yo ass nowhere
*everybody laughs and jokes about how the girl ran out the restaurant and how scared she looked*
Nelly: Damn shawty, I didn’t know u was a G like that…ima have to get u over to my side *looks at Jay and Ty with a smirk*
(Jay)
What the hell wrong with this nigga?
(Ty)
I swear im bouta fuck him up if he look at me one more time.
Waiter: You guys ready to order?
Nelly: Yea I want the Salmon and Fried Shrimp…and could you get me Budweiser? I wasn’t here when u got
the drink order.
Waiter: Sure thing sir
Kelly: I think ima have the same thing
*The rest of them order they food, and continue laughing and talking.*
Bey: Im going to the bathroom, be right back
*Chelle and Ty are too busy flirting to noticed Bey had gotten. Kelly and Nelly are talking and laughing…a few minutes pass by and Bey wasn’t back*
Jay: im bouta go to the men’s room…..
(Scene Change)
Bey: *looking down fixing her dress while walkin out the bathroom* aahhh Jay u scared me..i didn’t see you walkin up
Jay: U ok?
Bey: yea, im good. Why u ask?
Jay: you were gone for a long time
Bey: I was not.
Jay: u right, I jus wanted to back here with u….*kisses her*
Bey: stop It Jay
Jay: nope! *pushes her against the wall and kisses her more*
Bey: mmmm Jay stop we in public
Jay: which makes it more fun…
*they end up in a stall in the ladies bathroom goin at it*
Bey: mmm shit Jay, so good baby
Jay: mmmm
Bey: oooo jay
Jay: *covers her mouth* we in public remember?
Bey: mmmm yes….mmmmm
Jay: damn baby you so good
*Jay goes faster and harder*
Chelle: Bey you in here?.....Bey?
Bey: um yea, im bouta come out…*Jay keeps going, driving Bey crazy but she tryna keep her composure*
Chelle: girl Ty is something else. I kind of like him.
Bey: …….mmmm…ok
Chelle: You ok in there girl?
Bey: mmhmmm…
Chelle: um yea ok, well im going back out there with my new “boo” *laughs and walks out*
Bey: awww shit Jay *and cums all over Jay dick*
Jay: ooooo shit oooo shit *pulls out and cums in the toilet and flushes*
Bey: *punches him in the arm* I hate you
Jay: I know. I love you too! *kisses her*…come on lets go back out there
Bey: hold on let me learn how to walk again
Jay: *busts out laughing* u silly
Bey: im serious…alright, I gotta go out first so I can make sure no one sees u comin out the girls restroom
*Bey walks out the bathroom as normal as she possibly can, then tells Jay to come on out. They walk to the table laughing and being all cute.*
Kelly: and where have yall been?
Both: bathroom *real quick answer*
Kelly: I bet
Waiter: Here is the bill…I hope you all enjoyed your dinner and please come back soon.
Jay: Ill take the check
Nelly: naw I got it
Jay: Chill man, I got it *takes check*
Nelly: *mean mug*
*They all get up to leave and Nelly drops $1000 tip on the table*
Kelly: Alright yall. Dinner was um memorable. Hahaha….ima see yall at the hotel…love yall bye
Bey and Chelle: Bye!
Ty: So what u finna do man?
Jay: ima go kick it with Bey
Ty: aw ok, guess ill go back to the hotel
Chelle: or u can come kick it with me…you know watch a movie or sum
Ty: fareal ma?
Chelle: you better come on before I change my mind
*Jay and Bey leave in their limo. Ty and Chelle leave in their limo, even though they going to the same hotel lol. Kelly had already left with Nelly.*
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ummm wats nelly's deal? great post though. lol Bey could fight Jay off. bunch o freaks fuckin in the bathroom lmao
ReplyDeleteI love it.bey n jay are some 4real freaks lol.
ReplyDeletelol i loved it =D
ReplyDeletethey are some freaks lmao.
and WTF is nelly's problem???
nelly was being a hater , smh not cute . but great post i loved it.
ReplyDeletenelly better get it together looking at jay and ty all stupidly smh...and bey and jay are just....wow..thats all i got lol
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