Jay: O_O *closes the door in her face real fast.*
Woman: *knocks again* Jay
Jay: *cracks the door* Who is it?
Woman: Don’t play baby, you know who I am.
Bey: *walks to the door* Who is that, that keeps knocking?
Jay: *jumps because he didn’t hear Bey walking up* Um, nobody
Bey: So the wind is knocking? *pushes him aside and opens the door* Oh, hi. How are you?
Woman: Um hi. Im good.
Bey: *no idea who this person is* So, can we help you?
Woman: Well, Im looking for Jay. Are you his sister or something?
Bey: *laughs* No Im not. Hold on. *yells to Jay, because he ran upstairs* JAY!....JAY! BABY COME TO THE DOOR! *Jay comes back to the door looking stupid*
Woman: *thinking why is she calling him baby* Hey Jay. Why’d you close the door in my face?
Jay: O_O um
Bey: Oh, come in. Im sorry for making you stand in the cold. *lets her in and closes the door*
Woman: So may I ask who you are?
Bey: Im Beyonce. Its actually a relief that you didn’t know that. And you are?
Woman: Im Amber. *they shake hands*
Bey: So how do you and Jay know each other? Yall work together?
Amber: Funny, I was gonna ask you the same question.
Bey: *getting confused* Oh, um well no we don’t work together. This is my boyfriend.
Amber: Oh really. *looks at Jay* I thought he was mine.
Jay: :-O
Bey: *look at Jay* Is that so? *getting mad* You wanna explain what the hell is going on.
Jay: *speechless, cant believe this happening* Um
Amber: I can. Me and Jay met back in 2002 in like November. We had something going on, but he fell off the face of the Earth. I figured he was busy with work or something, so I didn’t think nothing of it. Especially since there was no official break up. I didn’t know he was dating someone else.
Bey: *folds her arms, pissed* Jay, I swear to fucking God if you don’t say something Im gonna slap the shit out of you.
Jay: Um. I don’t know what to say.
Amber: You better say something.
Bey: *looks at Amber* Ma’am please be silent.
Amber: Hold on now, lose the attitude. Im from Brooklyn, you don’t know me.
Bey: *laughs* Like I said, be silent. Its not your turn to speak. Speak when spoken to. NOW JAY! You better fuckin speak.
Jay: Omg, Bey Im sorry. I swear I didn’t mean to.
Bey: To what?
Jay: I slept with her once, but it was when we were broken up. Im so sorry.
Bey: You did what?
Jay: It was when we broke up. I swear. I wouldn’t cheat on you.
Amber: Wait, what about me?
Jay: What about you? You aint shit to me. You just gave me head and a quick fuck when I wanted some.
Solo: *walks up* You alright sis?
Bey: Yea, go back upstairs. Check on Jr. for me please.
Solo: Ok. *looks Amber up and down* If you need me call me. *walks off*
Amber: Jr? You have a kid with him?
Bey: Problem?
Amber: Maybe
Bey: Well bitch you better get it solved
Amber: O_O what?
Jay: Bey please don’t.
Bey: Jay, you better not say shit else right now… *to Amber* You got about two fuckin seconds to leave this house and never show ya face again or I swear on my life I will fuck you up.
Amber: *walks in Bey’s face* Try it!
Bey: *PUNCH! Damn Bey decked her ass and knocked her ass out* Bitch, yo two seconds up!
Jay: *grabs Bey* OMG Beyonce! You killed her.
Amber: *mouth bleeding, and coming back to Earth* What the fuck?
Bey: That hoe aint dead….but if she come here again that’ll be a different story. Jay, you better fix this shit and I’ll deal with yo dumbass later *goes upstairs with a fierce ass walk*
Jay: *looks at Amber* Oh shit. She fucked yo shit up. I think its time for you to go. And for the record, we never were together bitch *opens the door* Get the fuck out and don’t come back.
Amber: *steps outside the door* Fuck you and yo stupid ass baby mama.
Jay: You just mad bitch bye *slams the door in her face* Bey! *walking up stairs* Bey! *goes in they room* Bey, Im so sorry.
Bey: *gets up and walks to the kitchen*
Jay: *follows her* Bey please talk to me
Bey: *Starts wrapping her hand up. She hit that hoe hard. Her knuckles are swollen*Move Shawn! *goes back upstairs and closes the door*
Jay: Fuck!
(Jay)
Damn man. Things were going so good. That bitch had to show up. I wish I would have never met that hoe. Damn Bey giving me the silent treatment. It aint no telling what she thinking. I can’t lose her or Jr. Damn! Fuck! *calls Kanye*
Kanye: Yo waddup
Jay: Aye man, you got a minute?
Kanye: Yea, whats going on bro?
Jay: Man I think I fucked up.
Kanye: Aw shit man. What you do nigga?
Jay: Man that bitch Amber showed up at the house.
Kanye: Oh damn. Was Bey there?
Jay: Hell yea. She came to the door and was choppin it up with her at first. Then…
Kanye: *interrupts him* Aye man. Im bouta come over. You can finish tellin me then. I gotta feeling you need me to be face to face with you man. Im bringing something to drink too. I know you need it.
Jay: Aight man. And yea do that. *hangs up*
Damn, I should go try to talk to her again until Ye comes. I hope she aint thinking about leaving. *walks upstairs and knocks on the door*
Bey: Go away!
Jay: Baby, please can I come in?
Bey: No
Jay: Please *no answer* Beyonce *no answer* Bey *tries to open the door, its locked* Beyonce come on *no answer*
(About an hour later, Kanye comes over and him and Jay go out on the balcony and talk about this mess. Jay tells him everything. Of course Kanye already knew who Amber was.)
Kanye: Man, I hate to say I told you so, but I told you not to fuck with Amber. I told you this shit was gone blow up in ya face.
Jay: I thought you said you hate to tell me so. You still told me so.
Kanye: *laughs* It’s an expression nigga. Man, all I can tell you is to give her some time. Im sure Bey will come around.
Jay: Man, I hope so. I do not want to lose her again.
Kanye: I know man. Im sure you wont. *opens liquor and poors a cup* here have a drink
(Scene Change-Upstairs)
Solo: *knocks on the door*
Bey: Leave me alone Jay
Solo: Its me sis
Bey: Oh, hold on *opens door* Wassup?
Solo: Jr was crying. I think he’s hungry and he doesn’t have any more milk in the fridge. And he needs a diaper change. *gives her Jr.* You okay Thu?
Bey: Im fine *sits on the bed and lays Jr down and starts changing him*
Solo: *closes the door* Thu Thu come on. I know you’re not fine. I know Im younger than you and all, but you can still talk to me about anything. Even if I don’t have the answers, I can still be that person you confide in. You always that person for me, let me that person for you sis.
Bey: *starts crying and hugs her* Solange, I cant believe this shit….. *tells her everything* and now I don’t know what to do, or what to think.
Solo: Awww Thu Thu *hugs her* its ok. I think you should give Jay a chance to explain. He was obviously in complete shock which made him unable to explain earlier. Have you tried talking to him yet?
Bey: *wiping her eyes* No, he was trying to talk to me earlier, but I ignored him and basically told him to leave me alone.
Solo: I think you should talk to him tonight. If not for yourself, do it for my lil bug.
Bey: You right, but not tonight. I really don’t want to see his face right now.
Solo: Ok, well I can understand that. Ive been like that with Daniel before *laughs* Everything will be ok Thu Thu, I promise.
Bey: I hope *All of a sudden Jr, starts pissing all over the place. On Solo and Bey too.* Awwww damn *laughs* How you gone do us like that lil man *hurries up and put his diaper on still laughing hard*
Solo: *laughing* Aw man. That’s what you get for not finishing changing him before we started talking *keeps laughing*
Bey: *laughs* Shut up, he got you too.
Solo: *laughs* I know, but he got you more. Its just on my pants. You got pee everywhere hahahaha….at least it made you laugh tho. I know we both needed this laugh.
Bey: True. Well, Im about to feed him and put him to bed and clean up. Ill come say goodnight when Im done….and thanks for listening lil sis *hugs her tight, on purpose*
Solo: Ewwww really Thu?.....and that’s what sisters are for but did you really have to do that???
Bey: *laughing hard* Hell yea, now we both got baby piss everywhere.
Solo: *laughs* ugh…bye *walks out*
(Bey takes her shirt and bra off and feeds Jr. {and no piss didn’t get inside her shirt lol}. After she fed the baby, she gave him a bath and put him to sleep. She took him to his room then came to her room and changed her sheets and cleaned up. She ran her own hot bath after that. She decided she needed some aroma therapy, so she lit some scented candles and turned on some music and just relaxed in the tub.)
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Loved it I hope they make up soon and have some bomb ads make up sex !!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Jr pissing everywhere CLASSIC
ReplyDeleteYes Bey..! That's that Sasha Fierce coming out lol. She just need some time
ReplyDeletelmao Bey hit her ass with no hesitation .. but i do hope they make up..
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