Saturday, February 25, 2012

Well Damn...

Jay: What?! Why?

Officer: Step out the car Mr. Carter *opens his door*

Bey: Jay what’s going on?!

Jay: *steps out* What am I arrested for?

Officer: You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law. *handcuffs him*

Jay: Bey get my phone and call my lawyer.

Bey: Jay.

Officer: *takes him to the police car and puts him the backseat*

Bey: *gets in the driver seat and grabs her phone, thinking outloud* Fuck Jay! What did you do? *starts driving while calling MT*

MT: *doesn’t even say hello, rude* He’s fine Bey don’t call me 20 times today

Bey: Mama I need you to keep Jr for the rest of the day. I’ll explain why later. I gotta go bye *hangs up and calls Julius*

T: mmm Hello

Bey: Hello. T? Where is Julius?

T: ummmm he ummmm

Bey: T WHERE IS HE?!

Julius: *takes phone and clears throat* Hello

Bey: Julius, I need you to *hears T making weird noises* Hello?!

Julius: Shit *beating T walls up*…..oh um I’m here

Bey: Are you fucking kidding me? *hangs up on him* Damnit! *grabs Jay’s phone and calls his lawyer*

Lawyer: Hey Mr. Carter whats going on?

Bey: This is Beyonce. Shawn just got arrested for God knows what. Is it possible for you to meet me at the police station and get this straightened out?

Lawyer: I can come in about an hour and a half

Bey: *sighs* That’s fine I guess. Thank you *hangs up*

(Bey hits a U-turn and heads back towards the house to she can get some cash in case she’s able to bail him. When she got back to the house, Julius had called back to see what was going on. {The nerve of him to get his nut THEN see what she wanted smh}. She grabbed one of her big purses that was full of money and headed to the station. When she got to the station she saw Re-Re and her boyfriend. She didn’t say nothing to her because she was trying to figure out what was going on with Jay.)

Officer: How may I help you?

Bey: My fiancé was arrested about 45 minutes ago. His name is Shawn Carter and…

Officer: Oh yes him. And you are?

Bey: That doesn’t matter. I need to figure out why he was arrested and get him out of here.

Officer: *chuckles* Mr. Carter won’t be getting out of here no time soon. I think you should ask that young lady *points to Re* why he is in jail. She can tell you the story better than I can.

Bey: O_o um ok *walks to Re* Hey um whats going on?

Re: *rolls her eyes*

Bey: Oh I guess you want me to talk to you like I had to when I put you out my house. WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED?!

Re: *still silent*

Bey: Got damnit! *walks away, then comes back and snatches her up* You better tell me why the fuck my man is in this place. Now I know you know something. Tell me or I will knock every got damn tooth out your mouth.

Re: *spooked* Um. He um, he raped me

Bey: O_O AWWWW HELL NAW YOU LIL MOTHERFUCKER. OFFICER SHE IS LYING!

Officer:  *goes to them* Ma’am I need you to calm down. We don’t know if she is lying or not, but from the looks of it, she’s not

Bey: Fuck is that supposed to mean?

Officer: I mean come on a little innocent girl and a famous rapper...but the story that is after a party at Mr. Carter’s house, he came in angry and drunk and put everyone out except her. Her boyfriend was in the bathroom when this was happening. She told us that Mr. Carter threw her on the couch and told her that if she wanted to party he would show her how to party with his penis…

Bey: What the hell?! I KNOW she lying, I was there

Officer: Let me finish…..She said he forced her to suck her penis and then afterwards made her strip and he forced his penis inside of her telling her to shut up with ever force of movement

Bey: *PISSED!*

Re: *forced fake ass tears*

Re bf: Its ok baby *rubs her back*

Bey: She is fucking lying. I’m not gone sit here and listen to her lie about him like that. His lawyer is on his way. Officer, let me tell you something. I will fuck you, this lil bitch right here, and this punk ass nigga she calls a boyfriend UP! I am not the one to be played with right now. All I want is for you to bring me my fiancé so me and him can get this shit clear and go to my doctor’s appointment

Officer: Ma’am I could throw you in jail for threatening the three of us. I understand you’re upset but…

Bey: You think I give a fuck about you putting me in jail over that?! Do you know who the fuck I am?!

Officer: Ma’am you…

Bey: Don’t ma’am you fat motherfucker. You gone sit here and tell me you can throw me in jail after I had to listen to this bullshit ass story that don’t make a bit of fucking sense. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK about you or this lil hoe. How you gone believe this lil stank hoe over my man anyway? Hell she look like she work at the damn strip club

Re bf: *stands up* Aye don’t talk about my girl like that

Bey: If you don’t sit yo peanut head ass down. You crackhead looking motherfucker with them busted ass Filas. Hol up, Filas tho? You ugly ass broke down ass….

Julius: *runs in* Beyonce what happened?

Bey: Hey Julius, they arrested Jay *forgets all about the officer, Re, and Re’s bf* They talking about he raped somebody

Julius: What?! Aw hell naw. I know that ain’t true

Bey: Me too. His lawyer is on the way

Julius: Good. You need to sit down and chill. You know you pregnant

Bey: Um Julius I pay you. You don’t tell me what to do. You have a seat

Julius: I was just saying *sits*

Bey: *happens to look over at Re them* Is that Jay’s watch?! You the motherfucker that stole my baby’s watch *SMACK!* Fucking thief *tries to take the watch*

Re bf: This is mine

Bey: You can’t afford this shit

Officer: Ok ma’am *handcuffs her* I’ll take em off when you calm down. Now sit down before I put you in a cell.

(After a while, Bey stopped talking and calmed down. Jay’s lawyer finally showed and convinced them to have the stories told again because Bey needed to tell her side since she is a witness. As he sat and listened to all stories, he gathered information and he knew for sure Jay would get off, but Jay would still have to sit in jail until his court date the following week……The week passed by fast and it was now time for his court date. Bey wasn’t nervous at all. She just knew they had this in a bag and everything would be fine. She missed Jay so much and she was just ready for him to come home. During the week he was in jail, she and his lawyer stayed in contact so that she knew what was going on…..Court time!)

Judge: Calling the case of Shawn Carter and Re Re…..Re Re?! Are you serious ma’am? You couldn’t give your real name?

Re: Oh. My name is…

Judge: You know what it doesn’t matter right now.  I would dismiss the case because of that, but you’re a child so I can’t. Tell me whats going on

Jay’s Lawyer: Well Judge Dobbs *tells him all the three stories*

Judge: I see. Beyonce can you step forward please?

Bey: *steps forward*

Judge: I know you *giggles*

Bey: *giggles*

Judge: Seriously, did everything he said match your story?

Bey: Yes

Judge: Ok. *writes something down* You can be seated next to Shawn. *sees her belly and gets side tracked* Congrats on the baby

Bey: Its my second

Judge: Good. Girl or Boy?

Bey: We don’t know yet, we were going to see last week, but you know

Judge: Oh sorry

Bey: *fake smiles and sits*

Judge: Ok continuing. Re Re is what he said you said true?

Re: Yes

Judge: You do realize your story sounds stupid right?

Re: Um

Judge: Right, it sounds stupid. Re this stuff is nothing to play with. Do you realize what you could have done to this man’s life. Do you know what can happen to you for lying?

Re: I didn’t lie

Judge: Ok. Well let’s continue. The truth will reveal itself. Is there a rape test {iono the correct name of it} report that shows her results?

Lady: Yes *gives him papers*

Judge: Ok *sets papers down* Before I look at this, Re where was your boyfriend when all this happened?

Re: In the bathroom

Judge: And he didn’t come out and try to help?

Re: He didn’t hear it. He was upstairs. When he came down, I had my clothes back on and Jay told me not to say anything or he’d kill me

Jay: WHAT?!

Judge: Mr. Carter, silence! *to Re* Where is your boyfriend today?

Re: He was supposed to be here, but I haven’t heard from him since Monday {its Thursday}

Judge: I see. *looks at papers* This says she was indeed raped, but Mr. Carter’s DNA doesn’t match with the DNA that was found inside of her. Re do you wanna say something about that?

Re: *starts crying* It was my boyfriend. He told me if I tried to leave he would do it. I didnt think he would do it forreal so I tried to leave. He raped me and I told him I was gonna tell the cops. He beat me and forced me not to. When my cousin saw my eye she questioned and called the police. He looked at me all mean and so when the police asked what happened, I told him Jay did it. I didnt know what else to do.

Judge: *sighs* Mr. Carter you are free. No charges will be held against you. Re, you will seek counseling immediately. You will serve 6 months of counseling. If you miss any appointment without a legitimate excuse, you will be put in juvenile detention.

(The judge continued on giving Re Re a speech on how what she did was wrong and blah blah blah. After court, Jay and Bey went home immediately.)

Bey: I’m so glad you’re home baby. I wish they would have let you out last week

Jay: Yea me too

Bey: Whats wrong?

Jay: Nothing. I just wanna shower and lay down

Bey: Want me to shower with you?

Jay: No, I’m fine

Bey: Oh ok then. You hungry?

Jay: Sure

Bey: Ok well go shower and I’ll cook you something

Jay: *walks upstairs without responding*

(Bey)

What’s wrong with my baby? I thought he would be happy to be home.

(Jay took a looooong shower while Bey made them some grilled chicken sandwiches. He finished showering and getting dressed at the same time she she was fixing their plates. He came downstairs and sat at the table looking sad.)

Bey: About time, I thought I was gone have to come get you

Jay: *gets his plate and starts eating*

Bey: Jay tell me whats going on with you

Jay: I cant believe she said I raped her, that’s beyond fucked up. I would never do that…not to a child…not to anyone! That’s foul

Bey: *gets up and starts rubbing his shoulders* I know baby, but me and you both know it wasn’t true and it was proved. Don’t worry about it ok. I know thats easier said than done, but I also know you cant sit here and let that bother you everyday

Jay: *sighs* Yea I know *pulls her around to his lap* I missed you

Bey: *smiles* I missed you more. I had to surround myself with pillows just to sleep

Jay: I’m sorry baby *kisses her*

Bey: Its not your fault.

Jay: Ok. Where is Jr?

Bey: He’s with Mama. Ima go get him later. I just wanted to drop you off first cause I knew you would want to shower and eat

Jay: You HAVE to get em?

Bey: No, I don’t HAVE to

Jay: Good, now give daddy some suga

(Jay and Bey kissed heavily and passionately. The fact that they missed each other showed. Jay scooted their plates over and sat Bey on the table {must be a sturdy ass table} . He kissed her neck and stared in to her eyes. Instead of him feasting on her like he usually does, he just said…)

Jay: I want you now!

Bey: Then have me

(Jay lifted her dress, made her lay back on the table, and pulled down her panties. She was literally dripping wet. He immediately pushed his dick inside of her and smiled.)

Jay: *biting his bottom lip* mmmm shit I missed you *goes fast*

Bey: aaahhhh shit Jay, slow down baby mmmmh

Jay: I need this baby mmm

Bey: *takes the dick* mmm fuck baby

Jay: Tell me if I’m hurting you

Bey: mmm no no no you not mmm daddy shit

Jay: aaah fuck *cums* O_O

Bey: What?

Jay: Fuck was that?

Bey: You tell me

Jay: I’m embarrassed!

Bey: *giggles* Why? *sits up*

Jay: I have never in my life came that fast

Bey: *giggles* Its ok baby

Jay: No its not. I just knew I was finna beat that pussy up all night

Bey: Baby don’t worry about it

Jay: You don’t tell a man that

Bey: Jay seriously chill

Jay: *sits down and grabs his sandwich* Well I’ll be damned

Bey: *hops of the table and fixes herself* Baby stop worrying about it. I have a surprise for you

Jay: And what would that be?

Bey: Gotta promise me you gone stop tripping about our quickie

Jay: Really Bey? You gone tease me?

Bey: I wasn’t…nevermind. Close your eyes

Jay: *closes his eyes*

Bey: Now *digs in her purse* open em

Jay: Ohhh shit where you find it? *puts on his watch*

Bey: That lil nigga stole it. I made Julius go look for him and get it back. That’s why he wasn’t in court today. Julius beat his ass and he ran off somewhere

Jay: *laughs* So yall was straight gangsta when I was gone?

Bey: Aye gotta hold shit down yo *tries to sound like him*

Jay: Don’t ever in your life do that again. Come here *kisses her*

(Bey broke the kiss and went upstairs. Jay finished his food and when up there after her. When he got in the room, Bey was standing in her closet with her bra and panties on.)

Jay: You look so good

Bey: No I don’t. I look fat. I don’t have any clothes to put on. I was gonna change into something comfortable so I can get out that dress

Jay: That’s ok, you don’t need any right now anyway *grabs her hand and puts it on his hard dick*

Bey: Ohhhh *drops to her with the quickness*

(Bey sucked Jay bone dry before he laid her on back on the floor of her closet. He fucked for 20 minutes before they came. Bey made Jay sit in a chair she had in her closet so she can ride. {she got a big ass closet})

Jay: *holding her waist* mmm shit got damn baby *puts his head back*

Bey: *bouncing up and down* aaahhh Jay you so big

Jay: mmm shit you got this ma

Bey: mmm shit *starts grinding* fuck Jay yassss

(All of a sudden…)

Jr: Um Mommy what are you doing?

Bey: O_O Jr what are you doing here? Where is grandma?

MT: Bey where yall…*walks in the closet* NOT again! Come on Jr.

Bey: Holy fucking shit 

Jay: At least I didnt come quick again...

Read, Enjoy, and Comment :-)

Crazy Ass Bey!

(So i typed this shit up a long time ago and forgot to post it -_____-. Ima let yall read this and then ima type another post tonight. Remember last time Jr got kidnapped and Jay was crying and Bey said she know who took him.)

Jay: *wiping tears from his eyes* Who? Im gonna kill them!

Bey: Not if I get to em first *walks in their bedroom*

Jay: Baby, you just tell who did it and I’ll handle it

Bey: *looking under the mattress*

Jay: Bey, what are you lookin for?

Bey: *pulls out a gun*

Jay: *jumps back* Whoa! Where the hell did you get that?

Bey: *puts bullets in the gun*

Jay: *kind of scared*

Bey: *puts on some black pants, a black shirt, and some black Chuck Taylors*

Jay: Ok seriously, what the hell are you doing?

Bey: I’m going to get my baby and kill that bitch!

Jay: Who?!

Bey: Jay put some clothes on *walks out*

(Jay is trying to figure out what the hell is going on. He has so much on his mind. Bey all of a sudden went Mr and Mrs Smith on him. Jr is gone. Bey’s wasn't talking to him after she told him to get dressed so he just did as she said. Once he got dressed, he went outside and found Bey waiting on him in their black jeep.)

Jay: *gets in* You need to tell me whats going on

Bey: *starts driving and tells him what happened at the studio earlier* I know she got him. Pressed bitches do the stupidest shit. Why you always gotta fuck with crazy bitches?

Jay: *looks her up and down* Baby, ion mean no harm but you actin crazy yaself

Bey: I’ll fuck you and that hoe crazy up

Jay: Bey slow down and stop stressing

Bey: Where she live?

Jay: Bey…

Bey: Where the fuck does she live?!

Jay: Turn right

Bey: Jay tell me now. Did you fuck her at any time while we were together?

Jay: No, why would you ask me that?

Bey: Because if I find out yall did, you gone die with her ass

Jay: O_o seriously you scaring me

Bey: Where do I go from here?

Jay: Make a left and it’s the third house

Bey: *follows directions, cuts the lights, and park on the side of the street* Jay I know that bitch is here

Jay: Bey, what you gone do? Bust in the house?

Bey: Exactly. When I get in you need to go find Jr

Jay: This is your plan? You actin crazy im just call the police *gets his phone*

Bey: *smacks it out his hand and pulls out her gun* I know how to use this thing PLEASE don’t make me use it on you Jay

Jay: *scared shitless*

Bey: Now come on

(Bey and Jay walked up to the door and knocked as if they were just visiting a friend. The second Mariah opened her door, Bey literally snatched her wig and demanded she tell her where Jr is. Mariah acted like she didn't know and Bey really got pissed. She pistol whipped her and told Jay to look for Jr.)

Mariah: *coming to* What the fuck? Get out my house crazy bitch!

Bey: Where the fuck is my son?

Mariah: I don’t know.

Bey: *cocks her pistol* Bitch please don’t make me kill you

Mariah: You wont. You don’t have the guts

Jay: *comes in with Jr* I got him Bey lets go

Mariah: Shit

Bey: *fucks her up* Bitch don’t you ever in ya fucking life come near my family again *slaps her*

Mariah: Better watch ya back bitch

Bey: *points the gun at her* Mariah, you tryin my fuckin patience…

Mariah: Shoot me

Bey: Don’t tempt me

Jay: Bey we got Jr, lets go before he wakes up

Bey: Jay take him to the truck

Jay: Bey come on now!

Mariah: You better listen to him

Bey: You know what, say another word I swear ima shoot yo ass

Mariah: Word

Bey: *POW! Shoots her ass*

(The gunshot woke Jr up. Jay set him on the couch and ran over to check on Mariah. Bey was just standing there not knowing what to think or how to feel. She grabbed Jr and went to the truck. Soon after, Jay came and sat in the truck and said, “You killed her!”…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Jay jumped up and looked around the house for Bey and Jr. He fell asleep on the couch while they were watching that movie. Bey just threw a blanket over him and went to bed. Jay got up sweating and breathing hard so he got a glass of water. He couldn’t believe that crazy ass dream he had. He checked on Jr then went into the bedroom to check on Bey. He opened the door and saw she was peacefully sleeping. He kissed her forehead and took a quick shower before getting bed and cuddling with her. The next morning….)

Jay: Baby, do you know how to shoot a gun?

Bey: No, I don’t even like guns. You know that

Jay: Ok good

Bey: Why you ask that?

Jay: Just asking

Bey: Lies. Why you ask me that?

Jay: I had a crazy ass dream last night. *tells her about it*

Bey: Damn, I was gangsta

Jay: *laughs* Naw that shit was scary as hell

Bey: You just a big ass teddy bear

Jay: *grabs her from behind* I’m yo big ass teddy bear *kisses her neck*

Bey: *smiles* You are. *turns around and kisses him* Now hurry up and get dressed, we have the appointment to find out what we’re having

Jay: Can we reschedule? I just wanna *grabs her by the waist* stay here and *kisses her* be with you all day *kisses her again*

Bey: As good as those kisses are, no. I’m ready to find out

Jay: Ugh fine *drags himself to his closet*

Bey: Hurry up or I’m goin by myself

Jay: *from his closet* Baby did something happen between you and Mariah yesterday?

Bey: Uhhhh naw, why you ask?

Jay: Because she just texted me and said "tame your bitch"

Bey: Bitch? I got her bitch

Jay: Bey, wanna tell me what happened

Bey: *tells him*

Jay: Baby you can't attack her everytime you see her. 1. You pregnant. 2. She ain't shit. She don't don't matter so stop creating drama with her so she can leave us alone

Bey: Fine

Jay: I'm serious

Bey: I said fine, now hurry up

(Jay finally gets dressed and they head out to the doctor’s office. On the way, they dropped Jr off with MT. While they were driving, they got pulled over for speeding. All of a sudden…)

Officer: *walks back the car* Mr. Shawn Carter, you are under arrest…

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Hip Hop Star

(The Next Morning)

Jay: *on the phone* Ok, I’ll be in a lil bit man. Gotta talk to Bey

Ye: Aight man, hurry up. I’m telling you this shit is gone be crazy

Jay: *laughs* You always say that nigga

Ye: I’m forreal man. This is like black elite!

Jay: Bye dude. You full of shit *laughs and hangs up*

Bey: *wakes up from his laugh*

Jay: Morning baby. Sorry I woke you up

Bey: Its ok baby. I need to get up anyway and cook breakfast. Where is Jr?

Jay: He still sleep and look at my baby cooking everyday. I’m proud of myself for to teaching you. *chuckles*

Bey: Shut up and damn that ass whooping you gave him must have wore him out.

Jay: It should have. I wore my damn self out

Bey: Well, hopefully he wont need anymore for a while

Jay: He shouldn’t.  Um baby, did we have plans today?

Bey: No why?

Jay: Kanye called and asked me to come in the studio for a few hours

Bey: Jay you promised you would stop working so much

Jay: I know, but its just a few hours and he said he got this track he need me to hear

Bey: *sighs* Whatever. When are you going?

Jay: Um now

Bey: *looks at him and rolls her eyes* Bye

Jay: Don’t be like that baby *kisses her and starts to leave* You know I love you if I kiss you with funky morning breath *laughs and leaves*

(When Jay walked out the room, Bey went to the bathroom so she could freshen up and start breakfast before Jr got up. Jay was downstairs in the kitchen grabbing a bottle of water before he left and…)

Jr: *walks in wiping his eyes* Daddy?

Jay: *stood still like “damn”* Hey son *picks him up*

Jr: Whewe you going? You got yo jacket on

Jay: Um Uncle Kanye called and…

Jr: To wowk?

Jay: *looks down* Yea, but just for a few hours

Jr: *starts crying* You said you pwomise

Bey: *walks in and leans against the wall and shakes her head*

Jay: I know son, but…

Jr: *pokes his lip out* Put me down Daddy

Jay: *puts him down*

Jr: *runs to Bey*

Bey: Its ok baby. Wanna make pancakes with Mommy?

Jr: No. I’m mad

Jay: Don’t be mad at me lil man

Jr: Too late

Jay: *sighs and thinks* I have an idea! How about you and Mommy come to work with me?

Jr: *eyes light up* You sewious?

Jay: *chuckles* Yea, Im serious. Yall go get dressed

Jr: Mommy come on. We gotta get dwessed

Bey: *to Jay* You better hope this is a good idea. *walks away mumbling* Draggin me out this damn house looking like a whale nshit

Jay: Come on Jr. Ima get you ready

Jr: Ok. Daddy can I weaw my clothes like you?

Jay: Yea, you can dress like me

(Jay gets Jr dressed in a blue button up and some khaki shorts with some blue Rocawear shoes just like him. Bey comes downstairs dressed in a cute blouse that covers her belly enough to hide how big she’s gotten and some fitted jeans with some low heels. {Jay not going for them 6 inch heels}.)

Bey: I’m ready

Jr: Bout time Mommy. You took a looooooong time

Bey: *laughs* Hush boy

Jay: *laughs* Come on *they leave*

(Later That Afternoon-In The Studio)

Jay: Alright run it back

Ye: Aight *plays the track*

Jay: *bobbing his head*

Jr: Mommy this is Daddy job?

Bey: Yep.

Jr: Oh. I thought he was a superhewo

Bey: *giggles* Thats his other job

Jr: Oh. Well I wanna go to his superhewo job

Bey: *giggles* You gotta talk to Daddy about that

Jay: *walks to them* What yall talking about over here? *kisses Bey and daps Jr*

Bey: Your son didn’t know you were a rapper. He thought you were a superhero *giggles*

Jay: *chuckles* You said that Jr?

Jr: Yea. You act like a superhewo

Jay: I am. Im the superhero of rap

Jr: *side eye* Anybody can be a superhewo like that. I’m talkin bout like Batman

Jay: This job aint easy son

Jr: Yes huhn

Jay: So you think you can do it too?

Jr: Yea, I can do anything

Bey: *being an encouraging mother lol* You sure can. Reach for the stars baby

Jay: Ok since you can do it then come on. I want you to rap like me….with NO CUSSING!

Jr: Ok *they go in the booth*

Jay: Ye, play me something simple

(Kanye plays a beat and Jr starts freestyling. Everybody is like what the hell?! This lil nigga can rap for a 3yo. Jay is of course smiling hard as hell. Bey is clapping and smiling, such a mother lol. Ye is amazed. His crazy ass was suggested Jay and Jr do an album O_o. Yall know how Kanye is.)

Jay: Yo baby you heard that? My son is a hip hop star already!

Jr: *feeling himself* Told you I can do it

Jay: I canr believe this lil nigga. I mean baby did you hear that *overly excited*

Bey: I recorded it!

Jay: Let me see *watches the video* Damn son *daps him up*

Bey: Im so proud of you Jr *hugs him*

Jr: *happy as hell* Daddy can I have your job now?

Jay: *laughs* You tryna take my job now?

Jr: Mommy said you have anotha one.

Jay: How about we start you off slow? You can play around in the studio at home. How bout that?

Jr: *shrugs* Ok but um Daddy I’m hungwy now

Jay: Ok lets go eat *to Ye* Aight man, we gone get out of here and get some food. *they dap*

Kanye: Ok man. Yall be good *they leave*

(As they were walking down the hall to leave, Mariah was coming in and heading to the studio room they were just in. She gave Bey a nasty look, and Bey just flipped her bangs and smirked. Jay, still amazed that his 3 year can rap, wasn’t even paying attention to the silent shade. Finally, they made it their car.)

Jay: *putting Jr in his seat* What you wanna eat lil man?

Jr: Ummm can we still have pantakes since we didn’t when we woke up?

Jay: Yep! IHOP it is

Bey: Baby, ima go back in and use the bathroom

Jay: Why you wait until we...*cuts himself off, knowing she’ll prolly cuss him out for questioning her* Ok, hurry babe. We hungry.

Bey: Mmk *walks back in and sees Mariah in the break room making coffee*

(Bey actually went to the bathroom and when she came back out, Mariah was still in the break room. Bey went in there and grabbed a hand full of her hair and said, “Look at me like that again and I will burn this cheap ass wig while its on your head bitch…….Oh and if I find out you been around Jay without me knowing, its gone be hell to pay!” Bey let her go and walked out smiling as if nothing ever happened.)

Bey: *gets in the car* Ok I’m ready

Jay: Took long enough *starts up the car*

(They went to IHOP and enjoyed their family time together. Afterwards, they did a little shopping and visited MT and Solo and Daniel. They went home and pretty much relaxed for the rest of the day. Later That Night-In Bed)

Bey: Jay, I’m horny

Jay: Baby, you know its hard to have sex now

Bey: Make a way Jay *attitude*

Jay: *sighs* well my dick wont get hard with that attitude

Bey: I’m sorry baby *kisses him* forgive me? *kisses his neck*

Jay: Nope, its gone take more than that

Bey: Oh, so you wanna play? *lays down and touches herself* I’ll fuck my own self

Jay: O_O noooo, I was just playing. Lets make this a threesome. My dick can join you and your fingers

Bey: mmmmm now you talking

Jay: *watches her for a few minutes, then takes over by immediately licking her already wet puss*

(All of a sudden, they heard some glass break downstairs.)

Jay: *jumps up and wipes his mouth* What the fuck?!

(Jay runs downstairs and the first place he checks is Jr’s room……he’s gone! He searched the whole house for Jr before he panicked, but no luck.)

Bey: *meets Jay in the hall* What happened?

Jay: *mad as hell, crying* He’s gone!

Bey: I know exactly who took my baby …

Read and Comment please :-)

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Baby Boy

(A Few Months Later-April 2006)

Jay: * yelling from his office* Bey! Baby come here!

Bey: *walks in* What is it baby?

Jay: What took so long?

Bey: Um *points to belly* Its kind of hard to move fast ya know

Jay: Oh yea. I forgot

Bey: Ch….what you want? I got food on the stove

Jay: Did you take $80,000 out of my account?

Bey: No, why would I do that?

Jay: I’m just asking. I was checking my bank account making sure everything is intact and that’s whats missing. I asked you first before I started tripping out.

Bey: Oh no. I didn’t take it. Plus I have my own money, so I don’t need yours.

Jay: Baby don’t take me asking you that the wrong way. Im not saying you stole it. I really don’t care about you getting money from me. And could you please stop with the whole “my money, your money” thing? We are together, we are engaged, we are a family with two kids…well amost two

Bey: I was just saying

Jay: I know, and so was I. Go ahead and finish cooking my steak woman *chuckles*

Bey: Ch…I’ll burn that damn steak *walks off giggling* You know Im good at burning shit

(Bey went back in the kitchen and continued cooking {btw her cooking skills have obviously improved and Jay has been helping her around the kitchen}. Jay was still trying to figure out where his money went. While they were doing what they were doing, Jr was in his room playing and all of a sudden some glass breaks.)

Bey: Jr! *moves in the living room as fast as she can* Are you ok? *checks him to make sure he wasn’t bleeding*

Jay: *runs in* What happened?

Jr: *points to broken table in the living room*

Bey: Jr how did you break my table?!

Jr: I threw the ball at it

Bey: What have I told you about that?

Jay: *picking up glass* I told you about that earlier

Jr: My bad dang

Bey: *gives him “the look”* Yo bad? Dang? I got some for that. Get yo lil ass over. I don’t know what the hell has got into you.

Jr: You got fat

Bey: Oh, I’m about to tear the skin off yo lil butt

Jr: *runs away*

Bey: Jr, get back in here! Don’t run from me *goes after him*

Jay: Bey, I got it. Just sit down. You know you cant be doing all that

Bey: Naw, Im gone beat his ass. Im sick of him actin a fool. Ever since I started showing a little, he been just doin shit Jay!

Jay: I know baby, I’ll take care of him. I just need you to relax before your blood pressure gets too high

Bey: *sits* Fine! …and you better tear his ass up like I would

Jay: I got it

(Jay finishes picking up the glass and walks around the house looking for Jr. Bey finally relaxes enough to finish cooking dinner.)

Jay: *in their bedroom* Jr I know you in here. Come here

Jr: No!

Jay: Jr don’t make me come find you

Jr: *silent*

Jay: Ok see now I gotta beat ya ass boy. I wasn’t gone whoop you until now. Get yo butt out here

Jr: No!

Jay: Ok *snatches him from under the bed* You gone get enough of telling me no *pulls off his LV belt* Now you finna get a high end ass whooping

(Jay whoops Jr lil ass then sits him down to talk to him about his behavior. He wanted to know why Jr was clowning like that. When he sat Jr down, Bey called them to eat. They went to the table and started to eat. Bey was still pissed about her table, but she heard Jay whooping him so she know he learned his lesson about being hard headed and breaking shit.)

Jay: Now Jr, tell us whats going on with you

Jr: Nothing *attitude*

Bey: Boy you better get that attitude together. Ch…I aint never seen a 3 year old with an attitude like that

Jay: You know where he got it from *chuckles*

Bey: Whatever

Jay: See…but naw, seriously Jr what is your problem? And you better not say "nothing"

Jr: You and Mommy don’t love me

Jay: What? Why would you say that?

Jr: You always in the offish and Mommy is always yelling at me. She got fat and mean

Jay: Mommy is not fat

Jr: Yes huhn. Look at hew belly

Jay: *looks at Bey* We have to tell him now

Bey: *nods her head yes* Jr. Mommy is fat because I have a baby growing inside of me

Jr: But Im your baby

Bey: Yea, you are my baby, but Im having another one

Jr: Well I don’t want anothew baby because Im the baby

Jay: Jr you cant be like that.

Jr: Uh huhn cuz if we have a baby then he gone take my toys like cousin Julez do

Jay: Don’t worry about that son. We can get the baby his or her own toys

Bey: Jr listen, just because we are having a new baby don’t mean you can act out. You have been really making Mommy upset. I don’t like yelling at you, but you just do stuff. Mommy and Daddy need your help. We need you to be good so everything can be ok.

Jay: Yea. You know why we don’t take you to the toy store or to get ice cream anymore? Because you been actin up. Aint you tired of Mommy whooping you?

Jr: *nods his head yes* I don’t like that

Bey: Then you gotta stop being bad

Jr: v_v yes ma’am

Jay: So we good lil man?

Jr: I don’t want to be a lil man. I wanna be a baby boy

Jay: You cant be a baby boy all your life son

Jr: But I want to

Bey: That’s fine. You gone always be Mommy’s baby boy

Jr: *smiles* ok…we good *starts eating*

Jay: ..and Jr we love you more than you know and Im sorry for working so much. I promise to stop working so much and spend more time with you and Mommy

Jr: *mouth full of food* Ok

(After they get Jr right, they finished eating dinner and Jay and Jr cleaned up while Bey went upstairs to buy another table online and take a shower. A little after, Jay put Jr to bed and showered himself.)

Jay: *climbing into bed* You ok baby?

Bey: Yea, hurtin a little, but I’ll be fine

Jay: Whats wrong?

Bey: Stomach. I can tell this baby is gonna be way bigger than Jr *giggles*

Jay: That means I get another boy *rubs her belly* Hey son #2

Bey: I hope not. I cant deal with another boy in the house.

Jay: Ha! Well get ready. Why haven’t you gone to the doctor yet? Aint it time to find out the sex of the baby?

Bey: Yea, but you been working so much so I decided I’d wait to make an appointment when you have some off time.

Jay: Well from now on, Im off whenever I need to be. Tomorrow I want to you make an appointment

Bey: Ok. What if we have a girl? What would we name her?

Jay: Idk…Maybe Brooklyn Carter

Bey: Yea we can name her that and change Jr’s name to Houston Knowles. Hell naw!

Jay: What? Why not?

Bey: For one, that is ghetto fabulous

Jay: and what is Beyonce?

Bey: You tried it

Jay: *laughs* I’m just playing.

Bey: keep on and see what happens

Jay: Not a damn thing. But what if we name her Carter Giselle Knowles? That way it can stay in both our families and you get to keep the Knowles family name going

Bey: Hell no. I am not name my child no damn Carter as a first name

Jay: Fine what about about Tiana-May Carter?

Bey: Jay what the hell? Ima need you and Harriet Tubman to stop with yall conversations *laughs*

Jay: very funny and ion see you coming up with no names

Bey: I was thing something with the name Ivy in it

Jay: hmmm I like Ivy. Its simple

Bey: mmhmm and all we need is another name to go in front or behind it and we’ll have a baby name. We have time for that tho

Jay: What if we have another boy?

Bey: Idk, we can have that convo later. Im tired right now.

Jay: Mhm, baby let me ask you a question tho

Bey: *faces him* what is it?

Jay: When we get married will you take my last name or are you gonna be all Hollywood and keep yours?

Bey: *giggles* No I wont be Hollywood. I’ll probably hyphenate it tho

Jay: Ok, I guess as long as my last name is there somewhere

Bey: It will be baby.

Jay: Ok *turns tv and light off* Goodnight baby. I love you *kisses her cheek*

Bey: Night honey. Love you too

I know this is a lil short, but oh fucking well! 
Read, Enjoy, and Comment :-)

Monday, January 30, 2012

Naughty Girl

(Previously on the Jayonce Love show….naw I’m just playing. Yall know what the hell happened last time.)

Jay: Here I come

Bey: *talks to herself, before Jay comes* You can do this Beyonce. You can tell him this. *takes a deep breath*

Jay: *creeps in* Bey

Bey: *sits up* Yea, come in and sit down

Jay: *sits next to her and smiles* I knew you would forgive me baby *tries to kiss her*

Bey: *puts her finger on his lips* No sir. That is not why I called you in here

Jay: *composes himself* You’re right, I apologize. You said you wanted to talk. I’m listening babe

Bey: *sighs* Jay I think we should *pauses*

Jay: You think what baby?

Bey: Jay, I think we should *pauses again*

Jay: *stares at her*

Bey: We should just take some time and…

Jay: *interrupts her* Baby are you saying what I think you sayin? Are trying to leave me Bey?

Bey: *silent*

Jay: *tears up* Bey did I really fuck up THAT bad?

Bey: *feels bad*

Jay: Bey, come on. Really?!

Bey: *sighs* You didn’t let me finish

Jay: *wipes a tear that fell* Then finish

Bey: I was gonna say….*sighs* I think we should take some time and go on a vacation. Just me and you.

Jay: *a little happy* Bey, tell me the truth. Is that really what you are gonna say?

Bey: Uh yea. What else would I have said? *nervous laugh*

Jay: I’m just asking….but anyway, I can’t express how happy I am now *kisses her cheek*

Bey: *forced smile* Yea me too

Jay: Can I sleep in the bed tonight?

Bey: Nope! Goodnight. Check on Jr on your way back to your room

Jay: Are you serio…nevermind, I won’t spoil the moment *leaves*

(Bey)

Fuck! I knew I couldn’t do it! Why is so hard to tell him I think we need some time apart?! Ugh! He better hope this little trip goes well….damn you Giselle, ol nice ass bitch {We know who Sasha is…Giselle is just another personality that makes Bey so sweet and loving. Giselle is a gift and a curse.}

(A week later-in the bedroom)

Jay: *gives Bey a glass of wine* Feeling better babe?

Bey: *adjusts the warm towel on her head* A little

Jay: Maybe you shouldn’t have the wine baby. Maybe you should drink some juice or water

Bey: Maybe you should change the conversation *attitude*

Jay: Dang, my bad. Just trying to help…So….I’m excited about our little retreat next week. A whole week of nothing but me and you

Bey: Maybe we should take Jr with us

Jay: Bey nooooo…I don’t mean that in a bad way, but we have waited for this. Both our moms said they would watch him

Bey: But he is our son. We can’t just go to Italy and leave him for a week

Jay: Bey

Bey: *deep breath* Fine

Jay: Can we just try to make the best of this trip?

Bey: I guess

Jay: I know we haven’t been on the best terms. Hell we been better this week than in the past month or so. Can we please make this little retreat worthwhile?

Bey: Yes Jay

Jay: Promise me

Bey: Promise

Jay: Good….and before we go you are going to the doctor

Bey: I know. I already scheduled an appointment for tomorrow

Jay: Can I take you? I can cancel my studio time with Ye

Bey: No go ahead finish the songs before we leave. You know how it is when you have to rush to finish stuff

Jay: It can wait

Bey: No, I’ll have Mama to take me. Me and her are gonna have lunch afterwards anyway. We haven’t really spent any time together lately

Jay: Ok baby *starts to leave* Well I’m gonna go to bed. Night

Bey: Night….Oh and Jay get a damn haircut

Jay: You know this is my look when I’m working

Bey: Whatever. Goodnight

(The Next Day)

Doctor: Alright Ms. Knowles, what’s going on?

Bey: I been having these migraines for a few weeks now. I figured its just stress from work, but they’re getting worse and almost unbearable

Doctor: Ok any other symptoms? Stomach pains? Sore throat? Any soreness anywhere?

Bey: No not really. Sometimes my feet get swollen and start to hurt, but I wear heels everyday so that’s probably why

MT: She prolly got high blood pressure. It runs in the family

Doctor:  That could be the issue. That’s exactly what I was thinking it was. Lets check your vitals and see whats going on for sure

(The doctor does the normal stuff doctors do. Bey’s blood pressure is a little high, but not enough to concern the doctor. He still thinks its something else tho because her BP isn’t high enough to cause such headaches………………………………………………………………………..basically, she’s pregnant! Again! 2 months!)

(At Lunch)

MT: So when are you gonna tell Shawn?

Bey: Maybe tonight, maybe next week. Idk

MT: Are yall still on bad terms?

Bey: Its like I’m still on bad terms with him, but he’s doing his best to stay on good terms with me

MT: Well I don’t blame the man. You shut him out for a month

Bey: Its not like we weren’t in the same house

MT: Chile please…just because you see each other doesn’t mean you really see each other

Bey: O_o

MT: I’m saying just because yall live together and see each other everyday doesn’t mean yall are emotionally connected to each other. There has been many days when I walk in the house and Mathew was working and I walk right pass him without a word, then there are the days when I come in and he’s on the couch watching tv and all I want to do is cuddled in his arms

Bey: I get it

MT: Beyonce you have to forgive that man or leave that man. Do one or the other and move on

Bey: I was gonna leave him, but I couldn’t

MT: What do you mean you couldn’t?

Bey: When I was about to tell him, he was about to cry and the words wouldn’t leave my lips. That’s how this whole thing about us going on vacation happened

MT: Let me just say this…Shawn loves you. You love him. I think you should work it out and be happy, not just for Jr’s sake, but for the both of yall’s sake too

Bey: I guess

MT: ….and be nicer to him

Bey: Yes ma’am

MT: Let’s take you home so you can rest

(Another Week Later)

Jay: Finally *dives on the couch*

Bey: *walks through the villa and back* Damn this place is nice

Jay: I bet. Come here and sit with me

Bey: Jay, I just want to shower and go to bed

Jay: *sighs* Fine. I guess I’ll call somebody to bring me a blanket and so I can crash on the couch

Bey: *thinks about what MT said* Jay, sleep in the bed with me

Jay: :-D really?

Bey: I'm not saying it twice *walks off*

(Jay was so happy that Bey finally let him sleep in the same bed with her after all this time. He knows how Bey is, so he knows she probably just super horny. They haven’t had sex, made love, fucked, hunched, whatever you wanna call it, in FOREVER! While Bey showered in the master bathroom, Jay decided to call and have someone to bring wine, strawberries, and rose petals to their villa and then he took a shower in the other bathroom {#random I’ll never understand why they make places with more bathrooms than bedrooms}.)

Jay: *goes in the master* Bey I have something to show you

Bey: Ok. Let me pin my hair up real quick *does it* Alright, what is it?

Jay: Come see *takes her hand and leads her through a walkway of rose petals that goes to the indoor Jacuzzi*

Bey: Damn! I didn’t even see the inside Jacuzzi

Jay: *chuckles* Well now you do. Here you go *gives her a glass of wine*

Bey: I don’t really feel like drinking tonight Jay *she hasn’t told him yet*

Jay: Ok well here *feeds her a strawberry*

Bey: Now that’s good

Jay: Lets get in the Jacuzzi. I warmed it up for us

Bey: Jay I...

Jay: Bey you promised we would make the best of this trip

Bey: You right

(Bey and Jay got in the Jacuzzi and chilled. Jay sipped wine and Bey ate all the damn strawberries. They laughed and talked like old times. Bey was starting to remember why she loved him. That incident damn near blocked every good thing about Jay from Bey’s memory. As they got more and more comfortable with each other, the heat started to rise. By this time, they were out the water and sitting on the floor in front of a fireplace.)

Jay: *massaging Bey’s shoulders* Can I kiss you?

Bey: *turns to face him* Only if it leads to you being inside of me

Jay: *eyes light up* Forreal? Don’t play with me woman

Bey: I’m not *kisses him like never before*

Jay: *instantly hard* Got damn!

Bey: *sexy smirk* Meet me in the bedroom in 5….and bring something sticky *walks away all sexy nshit*

(While Bey was in the room, changing into something sexy, Jay was nervous as hell raiding the kitchen for something sticky. He was checking his watch every 30 seconds making sure 5 minutes hadn’t passed.)

Jay: *looks at watch* damn I got 1 minute to find something sticky *finds some whipped cream and then goes to the bedroom* Bey, where you at?

Bey: *from the closet* Get naked and get in bed

Jay: *strips* Done!

Bey: Ok. Turn on the ipod to the “Freaky” playlist

Jay: *turns it on* Done!

Bey: Ok. Take care of yourself until I come out

Jay: O_o uuummmm ok *starts playing with his dick* uh Bey?

Bey: *comes out in a lavender lingerie set with silver stilettos and her body chain she always wears* Like my outfit?

Jay: O_O hell yea

Bey: *starts dancing all sexy to “Pony” by Ginuwine*

Jay: Got damn baby

Bey: *stops dancing* I didn’t tell you to stop doing that

Jay: Bossy are we?

Bey: *fake yawn* I’m tired

Jay: Ok ok ok *plays with his dick again*

Bey: That’s more like it *dances her way to him and kisses his neck, then lips* did you bring something sticky? I plan on making a mess for the maids to clean up tomorrow.

Jay: oooo bad girl

Bey: I like naughty girl better

Jay: Get yo naughty ass over here then *lays her down and kisses her*

Bey: *somehow flips them over* No, I want to do my thang

Jay: *throws his hands up* Handle ya business baby

(Bey grabs a piece of ice from a glass Jay had ice water in. She put it in her mouth and let it melt down to a small size and then she wrapped her lips around Jay’s dick. The cold and warm effect from the ice and her lips had him going crazy. He moaned loud, gripped the pillows, and curled his toes as she sucked and licked all over his peen and his nuts. Finally, he came in her mouth.)

Bey: mmm now let me make up for lost time *strips and slides on his dick* Tell me how you want it

Jay: *still on a high from the head* mmm just do you baby just do you *bites bottom lip*

Bey: *smiles* Like this? *rides slow, yet aggresive for about 5 minutes*

Jay: mmmm yessss baby. You feel so good

Bey: What about this? *rides medium pace for 5 minutes*

Jay: Shit! *grips her ass* mmm fuck get it bae!

Bey: Or this? *rides to the beat of “Body Rock”, grinding and popping*

Jay: Oh my damn mmm fuck I love you woman mmhhhmmmm

Bey: *sex voice* I think I know how you like it *keeps grinding and popping for 10 more minutes*

Jay: aaahhh shit Bey mmmm *tenses up*

Bey: *breathing heavily* I want you to cum on me baby mmmm cum on my back mmmhmmm I wanna feel it on my skin *rides more aggressively*

Jay: aaahhh fuck mmmhhmmm *grunts and flips her over and cums all over her back* whooooo shit *collapses on the bed*

Bey: How was that?

Jay: *eyes closed* Shhhh let me soak this moment in

Bey: *smiles like hell yea he liked that shit*

Jay: *a few moments later* Beyonce Giselle Knowles. I love you

Bey: I love you too Shawn Corey

Jay: So this means…

Bey: We are back to being us

Jay: *starts cheesing hard* I would do a little dance, but you took every bit of energy I had out of me

Bey: Its ok honey. You cant dance anyway *giggles*

Jay: Funny *starts daydreaming* Baby, you ever think of having a big family?

Bey: I’ve always wanted to have 3 or 4 kids with a husband, if that’s big then yea

Jay: Since I plan on being your husband, when do wanna start expanding?

Bey: Well, since you are already the father of two…then I guess you can say we already did

Jay: Two?....Bey are you?

Bey: Yes. Mr. Carter you are gonna be a daddy….again!

Jay: Are you shitting me? OMG yes! *kisses her* This is perfect. Damn baby I’m so happy

Bey: Me too, now shut up so I can go to sleep

Jay: *chuckles* ok………………*long pause*………….baby we didn’t get to use that whipped cream

Bey: *laughs* Goodnight Jay

Jay: *laughs* Night baby. Love you

(After that, Jay kissed Bey once again and they fell asleep butt ass naked .)

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Crazy In Love

(January 2006)             

Jay: *whispers* Shhh. Don’t wake Mommy up Jr. Just let me grab my coat and some money and we gone leave.

Jr: *whispers* Ok…..um Daddy can I have 2 and 500 thousand dollars?

Jay: O_o what is 2 and 500 thousand dollars?

Jr: You know what it is. That’s how much money you had in them wubberbands.

Jay: *chuckles* that was $50,000 son. Come on let’s go *they leave*

(In The Car)

Jr: Daddy awe you gonna gimme that money?

Jay: *chuckles* What you need that for Jr? That’s a lot of money to give a 2 year old

Jr: Im almost thwee Daddy.

Jay: Pardon me, that’s a lot of money for an almost three year old

Jr: Nuh uhn Daddy. You said we was goin shoppin and I wanna buy Mommy a pwesent

Jay: Ok son. We can buy her a present, but I’m not giving you $50,000

Jr: *whining* But Daddy I need it.

Jay: How about I put it in an account for you?

Jr: Whats that?

Jay: It’s a grown up piggy bank.

Jr: :-D ok daddy

(Jay and Jr go to the mall early that morning to buy Jr new clothes. He’s getting tall and his little jeans are starting to flood. They have a good time bonding. They even bought Bey a gift.)

(In The Car, on the way home)

Jr: Daddy do you love Mommy?

Jay: Of course I do. I’m crazy in love your mom.

Jr: Well why yall been awguing so much?

Jay: We weren’t arguing son

Jr: Yes huhn because she was mad and told you to shut the hell up talking to hew(her) and she said she was gonna leave and take me too

Jay: O_O *nervous laugh* She was just playing

Jr: I don’t think so Daddy. She was mad as hell

Jay: Hey what did I tell you about that?

Jr: I’m sowwy Daddy. I didn’t mean to say it

Jay: Its ok. And don’t you worry about me and your mom. She is not leaving and neither am I.

Jr: J Ok. Im just making suwe you love hew.

Jay: *parks car* Come on lets go in and make her breakfast in bed

Jr: Yayyyy I get to make pantakes again

(Jay and Jr go in the house and put everything away. They started cooking breakfast before everybody got up. T and Julius came down to eat while Jay and Jr served Bey breakfast in bed.)

Jay: Open the door son

Jr: *opens bedroom door* Want me to wake Mommy up?

Jay: Go head

Jr: Ok…..Mommy wake uupppp *runs to her* Mommyyyy get up. We made you bweakfass

Bey: *opens one eye* huh

Jr: We made you bweakfass get up!

Bey: Ok im up im up *sits up*

Jay: Morning baby *hands her the tray of food*

Bey: *dry voice* Thanks

Jay: Enjoy your breakfast. Me and Jr are gonna go back downstairs and eat

Bey: K

Jay: Bey why….nevermind *he and Jr leave*

(Everyone got finished eating and Jay cleaned up. T and Julius left the house so it was just Jay, Bey, and Jr. Jay was feeling bad all that day because he knew Bey was still pissed from something that happened a month ago. That's why throughout the day she hadn’t said more than 4 words to him.)

(Living Room)

Jr: Mommy wanna see my new clothes?

Bey: When did you get new clothes?

Jr: Daddy took me

Jay: Yea, me and lil man went shopping before we cooked breakfast. You know how we do. Get out early and dodge the paps *fake laugh, hoping she would say something more than just oh but…*

Bey: Oh…*to Jr* Go get your stuff. Let Mama see what you got

Jay: I’ll help you

Jr: I got this. Im stwong

Jay: *chuckles* Not strong enough to get 12 bags. Now come on lets get your stuff and show Mommy *they get the stuff and come back*

Jr: *digs in a bag* Look Mommy you like my new shiwt?

Bey: Yea I like they that Jr. I got one that look just like it. We can dress the same way one day.

Jr: What about you Daddy?

Jay: Ima have to go buy me a burgundy and white shirt so I can match yall

Jr: *digs in another bag* Look Mommy. I got a suit like Daddy

Bey: ooo my baby gone look so handsome

Jr: *side eye* Im alweady handsome Ma.

Bey: *giggles* My bad. You sure are

Jay: *laughs* That’s my boy

(Jr finished showing Bey all of his clothes and shoes. After they tried everything on him and put the stuff up, they sat in the living room and watched “The Lion King” with him. After the movies was over, Jr still wasn’t sleep so they baked cookies and had family time.)

Jr: *biting a cookie* This is sooo good. I loooove cookies

Bey: *giggles* You are too cute

Jr: *smiles with dimples {TWO, not one like Mommy lol}* I know Mommy. My girlfriend always tell me that

Bey: O_o girlfriend?

Jr: Yea, the lady at the toy stowe

Jay: *laughs* My son is already a pimp

Jr: I almost fowgot!

Jay: Forgot what?

Jr: Mommy pwesent duh Daddy *runs to get it and comes back* Hewe you go Mommy

Bey: *opens it* awwww I love it *puts her new tennis bracelet on* Did you pick this out all by yourself?

Jr: Yes ma’am. But daddy wouldn’t give me 2 and 500 thousand dollars so he had to buy it fow me

Bey: O_o 2 and what?

Jay: For some odd reason, that’s how he says $50,000

Bey: *laughs* I can’t

Jay: Ready for bed Jr?

Jr: Noooo. I wanna stay up all night

Jay: You know that’s not happening

Jr: But…but…but

Jay: I don’t wanna hear it

Jr: *sighs* Ok. Are you and Mommy going to awgue again?

Bey: No. Why would you say that Jr?

Jr: Yall always awgue when I go to sleep

Jay: We are mot gonna argue Jr

Jr: You pwomise?

Jay: I promise *hugs him*

Jr: Do you pwomise too Mommy?

Bey: I promise too *kisses his forehead*

Jr: J ok well night

Both: Night. Love you.

Jr: Love you too *goes to bed*

Jay: Bey can I sleep in the bed with you tonight?

Bey: *ignores him and starts picking Jr’s toys up*

Jay: Baby please stop giving me the silent treatment

Bey: *puts Jr toys in his room, then start sweeping cookie crumbs*

Jay: *getting mad, raises voice* Got damnit Bey! I know you hear me talking to you

Bey: Ch…you better lower that tone

Jay: *lowers tone* Im sorry, I just need you to listen to me please

Bey: Im tired, maybe tomorrow

Jay: You said that last night, and the night before that, and the night before that

Bey: *starts walking upstairs, ignoring him again*

Jay: *follows her* You gone stop ignoring me and walking away from me

Bey: Or what? You gone throw me into the wall again?!

(Last Month)

Jay: Alright baby, I’ll see you in a minute *hangs up*

Mariah: Wifey on her way home?

Jay: She sure is. Now continue doing your job. I need to be relaxed and full of energy so I can make love to my baby

Mariah: Ugh *keeps massaging him*

(Jay ended up taking Mariah off his block list because Bey agreed to let him keep getting spa treatments from the bitch. Bey trusted Jay, so it was nothing to her for this irrelevant person to simply give a massage and pluck some brows…….Anyway, as Jay was getting his massage, Bey came in. Jay didn’t hear her come in the house, but Mariah did. Mariah knew Bey would come into Jay’s office looking for him so she fucking tried it!)

Mariah: Feel good baby? *rubbing his back with oil*

Jay: mmm yes….and stop calling me baby

Mariah: *sexy chuckle* Just relax, you worried about the wrong stuff *rubs his shoulders*

Jay: *enjoying it*

Mariah: Turn over and let me massage your chest and stuff, you are really tense

Jay: I really am *not thinking nothing of it, turns over*

Mariah: *rubbing his chest and arms* How does that feel?

Jay: Its good thanks

Mariah: *smiles* good *hears Bey crack the door* how about this? *rubs his dick*

Jay: O_O *gets instantly hard* Mariah you need to stop

Mariah: Im not trying to fuck you. You know this apart of my job….I always do this for you

Jay: *relaxes a little* You better not try shit Riah!

Mariah: Im not, lay down *smirks and starts kissing him as she rubs his dick*

Jay: *jumps up* stop it! See this is why…

Bey: *walks in* So this is what the fuck you be doing with this bitch? *slaps the shit out of her* Get the fuck out my house crusty hoe

Mariah: *runs out*

Jay: Bey I…

Bey: shut the fuck up

Jay: You gone let me explain?

Bey: Explain what?

Jay: What you walked in on.....Its nothing. Nothing even happened

Bey: Yea except you let her “massage” your dick. What kind of shit is that?

Jay: Bey calm down and listen

Bey: I aint calming down. Tell that bitch to calm down

Jay: Bey, today is not the day to be yelling at me. I had a really bad week and all I wanna do is relax without arguing about stupid shit. *getting mad* Damn aint you tired of arguing with me?! All month you been bitching about this and that. The fuck is your problem anyway?!

Bey: Bitching? *slaps him* That’s bitching

Jay: *slams her into the wall* Bey calm the fuck down

Bey: You fucking asshole *runs upstairs*

Jay: BEY! Im sorry *runs after her, thinking "Oh shit. I fucked up!"* 

(Ever since that day, Bey has been silent towards Jay. She sort of shut down. The times they tried to talk, one or the other one was intoxicated or they weren't in the mood or they just didn't have the time. They were both stressed with work, and now they were stressed with their personal life. Bey still stayed in their house for the sake of Jr. She made Jay sleep in the guest room and she stayed in their bedroom.)

(Reality)

Jay: Bey how many times do I have to tell you I’m sorry?

Bey: *slams bedroom door*

Jay: *goes into the room* Bey just listen please. So much happened last month. We really need to talk and work this out. Our son thinks you are gonna leave me and take him with you

Bey: No he doesn’t. You just saying that so I can feel sorry

Jay: I promise I’m not. He said it this morning when we went shopping

Bey: *sighs*

Jay: Bey please give me a chance to talk. If your still mad and don’t want to talk to me afterwards, I’ll leave you alone.

Bey: *pinning her hair up* I’m listening

Jay: I guess I’ll start with saying I’m sorry. I really am Bey. I don’t what came over me the day I pushed you like that.

Bey: *rolls eyes*

Jay: Bey, last month was a horrible month for both of us. Your Dereon line sunk {no shade} and my Rocawear building burned down…forreal that time. Your father has been really sick, and my mother had another heart attack. Between working on our music, doing shows, all of our other endorsements, and our personal life we have clearly been super stressed. Am I right?

Bey: I guess

Jay: Come Bey, you gotta really listen to me

Bey: Fine *sighs* yes you’re right. We were both really stressed.

Jay: I am not excusing myself for ever hurting you, but baby can you please forgive me for pushing you? I was so stressed and I got so mad that you weren’t listening to me.

Bey: Ch…

Jay: Bey please

Bey: Jay no, that is no excuse. I get it we were both stressed. I get that, but you swore that you would never…

Jay: Bey, I know. I am so sorry baby. I haven’t been able to sleep since then. Baby that had to be the dumbest mistake in my entire life

Bey: hmph

Jay: Bey please forgive me.

Bey: I’ll think about it

Jay: I guess I can I accept that *starts walking out the room*

Bey: *she spoke before he walked out the door* The fact that you expect me to just forgive you and you failed to mention the fact that you cheated on me is appauling.

Jay: *closes door* I did not cheat on you

Bey: *getting slightly loud* You expect me to believe dick rubbing is a part of a masseuse’s job Shawn?

Jay: Bey don’t get too loud, I don’t want Jr hearing us…..and no I don’t expect you to believe that, it just…

Bey: Its just what Jay?

Jay: Ok…you know me and Mariah’s history….well between me and her that was apart of her job

Bey: So you mean to tell me that you don’t find that in no way disrespectful towards me? Come on Jay really, you have a kid AND a fiancé, you don’t find another bit…excuse me. You don’t find another woman rubbing your dick in any way wrong? I don’t give a damn about yall past. This is NOW! How would you feel if I had a man rubbing my pussy and said “Oh Jay, don’t worry. He’s just giving me a massage”? *sarcastic voice*

Jay: *silent*

Bey: Exactly. I never knew a man your age could be so stupid.

Jay: Bey, I’m sorry. Just do me a favor. Think about how much our good times outweigh our bad times. Think about how crazy in love we are with each other. Think about our son. Think about us. I have nothing else to say. I cant justify any of my actions. I was completely wrong for everything………I’m so in love with you Bey and I cant bear losing you *kisses her forehead* just take all the time you need to think baby *walks out sad as hell*

(Bey tossed and turned all night. she woke up in the middle of the night and thought about everything. Then...)

Bey: *calls Jay from the bedroom* 

Jay: Hello

Bey: Jay, come in here. We need to talk...

Read, Enjoy, and please Comment :-)