Blue Diamonds....

(March 2, 2005)

Jay: *calls Bey* Baby where you at?

Bey: Jay stop calling me. Im on my way.

Jay: Bey hurry up, Ma gone be here in a lil bit.

Bey: Bye Jay *hangs up*

(Jay)

Damn I wish Bey hurry up with the gifts and her cake. Shit while Im trippin, let me check this food before I burn it up.

Bey: *comes in laughing on the phone* Girl you so crazy! *puts stuff down on the counter* Alright talk to ya later, love ya sis *hangs up*

Jay: Who was that?

Bey: Damn you nosey.

Jay: So I cant know who you talkin to now?

Bey: You need to chill Jay. You been actin crazy for the last two weeks.

Jay: How I been actin crazy? *sets food down*

Bey: Cause lately you been all in my shit. Who Im talkin to? Where Im going? Who Im with? Why I gotta go? Idk whats wrong with you.

Jay: I aint been doing that shit. You lyin

Bey: Oh so now im a liar? Whatever Jay

Jay: Yea whatever

*doorbell rings*

Bey: I got it….come on Jr lets go see who it is. *opens door* Heyyy Mama 

Jr: Gwammaaaa!!!! *hugs her*

MG: *picks Jr up and kisses him* Hey my  baby. I missed you.

Jr: I mish you too. I gotta new twuck. Wanna see it?

MG: *smiles* Yea lets see ya truck….*hugs Bey* Hey baby

Bey: Um Mama wanna introduce your friend?

MG: Oh..hold on Granny baby ill be there in a minute

Jr: Otay Gwamma *runs and plays*

MG: Pardon me. Beyonce is this LeRoy. LeRoy this is my daughter Beyonce

LeRoy: *shakes Bey’s hand* Hi, nice to meet you….you didn’t tell me you had a daughter name Beyonce baby

MG: She is my future daughter-in-law, I just claim her already *laughs*

LeRoy: *chuckles* Ok…I cant wait to claim you

Bey: O_O um *walks in the kitchen* Baby Mama’s here.

Jay: Ok, let me put this meatloaf back in the oven and go speak

Bey: Jay, she brought a friend. Don’t trip when you go in there.

Jay: Why would I trip because she brought a friend? *walks out to speak*

Bey: He’ll be right back *looks at watch*

Jay: *back in the kitchen* Omg baby im trippin

Bey: *laughs* Told you

Jay: Who the fuck is that nigga Bey?

Bey: How the hell am I suppose to know?

Jay: That fool gotta go

Bey: Jay stop it. Act like you got some damn sense

Jay: *breathes* Ok *gets food out* Tell them dinner is ready please

Bey: Ok *walks out* Come here Jr, you ready to eat eat?

Jr: Yesh ma’am. I hungwy.

Bey: Ok come on. Ma, LeRoy dinner is ready.

MG: Ok, here we come

*5 minutes later*

MG: *comes in the kitchen giggling* Stop it LeRoy

LeRoy: I didn’t do anything *kisses her neck*

Jay: *clears throat* Um yall plates on the table

LeRoy: Aw thanks man *sits*

Jay: Oh no. That’s my seat. The man of the house sits at the end and well... Im the man of this house.

Bey: *looks at Jay crazy and mouths stop it! to him*

LeRoy: Oh my apologies. I didn’t mean to offend you.

Jay: You didn’t. *sits*

MG: This looks delicious Shawn. Ill bless the food. Bow your heads *they all bow, except Jr, he fuckin his food up already* Lord God we thank you for blessing us. I ask you to continue blessing us as well as this food that will soon be in our bodies. I would personally like to thank you for putting this wonderful man, LeRoy, in my life….

Jay: O_o *looks up at Bey*

Bey: *looks at Jay and shrugs*

Jay: *interrupts* In Jesus name we pray, Amen!

MG: That was rude. Boy don’t make me slap yo ass

LeRoy: Calm down baby *kisses her cheek* He just hungry, we all are…you see lil man over there has beat us eating *laughs*

Jay: *fake laugh* His name is Shawn Jr.

LeRoy: Im aware

Bey: *interrupts before Jay could say something back* So Mama, how long yall gone stay with us?

MG: Well we were gonna ask if we could spend the night? We plan on leaving for the airport early, and since yall house is closer to it. We figures we’d stay the night here

Bey: Oh that’s fine. You know you’re welcome here at any time.

LeRoy: This meatloaf is great man. I didn’t think you could cook like this

Jay: I can do a lot of things

(They ate their meatloaf, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, and dinner rolls and drank their champagne. Jay was still being mean to LeRoy throughout dinner. Bey kept trying to talk over him because she knows how smart his mouth. After dinner…)

Bey: Mama where are you?

MG: Im in the living room

Bey: Can yall come to the dining room for a second?

MG: *walks in* Wow

Bey: Happy Birthday Mama *hugs her*

MG: Wow this is beautiful

Jay: Im glad you like the cake *laughs* Jr picked it out

MG: I love it

Jay: Well hopefully you will like real gifts. One is from me, one is from Bey, and one is from Mama Tine. She asked us to give it to you, she’s out of town so she couldn’t be here.

MG: *smiling wide* Give me yours first Shawn

Jay: *licks tongue out at Bey* Im first

Bey: *laughs* So childish

Jay: *hands MG the gift* I hope you like it Mama

MG: *opens it, it’s a blue diamond custom made necklace* I love it baby *hugs him* and you know I love blue too

Jay: I know Mama. Im glad you like it. Alright Bey your turn

Bey: *gives her the gift* Here you go

MG: *opens it, it’s a matching bracelet* Yassss *hugs her* I love it

Bey: This is from Mama *gives her the gift*

MG: *opens it, it’s a red dress with some blue and red pumps to match* Yassss yall getting me ready huh? 

Baby Im wearing this when we go out.

LeRoy: *laughs* I hope so. I can see you in it already *sexy stare at her*

Jay: *fake cough* So Mama did you like your gifts? If not, ima be mad. This stuff cost a lot of money

MG: *laughs* Shut up Shawn. You know I love these gifts *kisses and hugs him and Bey*

Jay: Hurry up and cut the cake. I want some

MG: You got a sweet tooth, as usual

LeRoy: I got one too *kisses her*

MG: *winks at him and cuts Jay some cake* Here boy

Bey: That’s a big piece…gimme some

Jay: Nope! *runs from her*

Bey: *chases him laughing* Gimme some of that cake Jay

(While they were playing, MG and LeRoy were still in the dining room eating cake and making out {eww old people}.)

LeRoy: I have a gift for you too baby. I was gonna wait until we went on vacation to give it you, but I got a little jealous at them giving you gifts and I didn’t give you anything.

MG: awww baby you didn’t have to get me anything. You already taking me on vacation

LeRoy: Yes I did. Im glad my gifts matches your other ones, lucky me. *gets on knee* Will you marry me sugar plum? *opens ring box, its a blue diamond ring*

MG: LeRoy, I don’t know what to say

LeRoy: Please say yes

MG: Baby I don’t know. We a lil too old for that

LeRoy: Love never gets old honey

MG: I know, but…

LeRoy: I understand. I’ll give you time. I will wait for you.

MG: *kisses him* Im sorry

LeRoy: its ok, ready for bed? *winks*

MG: Now that is a definite yes

(Bey and Jay finish playing and put Jr to bed, then go to bed themselves. MG and LeRoy go to bed too.)

Jay: *fuckin Bey* Oh shit baby damn mmmm

Bey: *head banging against the wall* mmmm shit baby yes!

Jay: Damn baby this pussy so good mmmm *cums on her ass* mm shit

Bey: *lays down* damn baby *breathing hard* Get ready for round two

Jay: Im always ready for you *kisses her*

Bey: I bet *starts playing with his dick*

Jay: mmm *hears something* Baby you hear that?

Bey: What Jay? I don’t hear nothing but Jr’s tv

Jay: No listen

Bey: *listens*  still don’t hear anything

Jay: That nigga fuckin my Mama *jumps up*

Bey: Oh Shit! *gets up* Jay don’t go do nothing stupid. Leave them alone, just stay in here with me *tries to grab him*

Jay: *snatches away from her* Fuck that….*goes to they room and beats on the door* Open this fuckin door……

S/O to @ShellyLovesBey for her idea. She wanted me to give MG some attention.