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Rihanna: *in that ugly ass accent* Hi Jay. Can we talk for a second?

Jay: Yea sure. Come on in.

Rihanna: Thanks

Jay: *goes in the living room* Come on

Bey: Who was it…*sees Rihanna* oh hey

Rihanna: Hey Beyonce

Bey: What u doin here?

Rihanna: I came to talk to Jay. I didn’t think you would be home

Bey: Why wouldn’t I be? I do live here ya know

Rihanna: *fake laugh* I meant, I didn’t see your car in the driveway by Jay’s

Bey: Did it occur to you that it might be in the garage?

Rihanna: Oh. Well anyway Jay, can we talk? *looks at Bey* in private

Jay: Bey can hear

Bey: No, take her in your office and talk

Jay: You sure baby?

Bey: Yea, Im not really feeling like having company in the living room today

Jay: *looks at her like stop being mean* Ok..Come on Rih *they go to his office*

(Bey)

I swear that bitch better not try me tonight. Im on and I don’t wanna have to beat that ass tonight. Ch…*continues watching the movie*

Jr: Mommy

Bey: *looks at him coming from his room* Hey baby. Come here

Jr: *sits on her lap* Where Daddy at?

Bey: He in his office. Did you sleep good?

Jr: No. I had a bad dweam

Bey: L awww what happened?

Jr: I dinotor twied to eat us all up and I said top dinotor and it ate Daddy all up and den I woke up

Bey: Awwww *hugs him* Well don’t worry about it. No dinosaurs will be eatin anybody. It was just a dream. Its not real.

Jr: Otay Mommy. I hungwy

Bey: What you wanna eat?

Jr: Um ceweal

Bey: Ok cereal coming right up. Sit here and I’ll be right back

(Bey turned her movie off and put it on Ice Age for Jr then went in the kitchen and fixed her and Jr a big bowl of cereal for them to share. When she was coming out of the kitchen she saw Jay walking Rihanna to the door and heard her say “thanks Jay, you’re the best” and they hugged.)

Bey: Ok lil man here’s the cereal

Jr: Mommy me cant eat all that.

Bey: *laughs* I know, that’s why we gone share it

Jr: Otay *starts eating*

Jay: *comes in* Hey lil man, I see you finally woke up

Jr: Yea I had a bad dweam. Its ok tho, Mommy said its gonna be ok

Jay: What was your dream about?

Jr: *tells him* I was soooo scawed

Jay: I told you dinosaurs were scary

Jr: *shakes his head yes, keeps eating, and watching Ice Age*

Jay: *sees Bey looking upset* Whats wrong baby?

Bey: Nothing

Jay: You lyin…whats wrong?

Bey: I said nothing. Be quiet, we watching a movie.

Jay: Dang, my bad. Ima go start dinner *goes to the kitchen*

(Bey and Jr eat their cereal and watch Ice Age while Jay was in the kitchen cooking and talking to someone on the phone. Bey hears him laughing and talking, but she never said anything. She just kept getting angrier by the second. Once the movie went off, Bey told Jr to go to his room and play and she went upstairs to her room.)

(Bey)

I swear to fuckin goodness if Jay doing something besides work with that big forehead ass bitch ima go the fuck off. *sighs* Chill Beyonce, you just PMS’ing. Jay would never. I still don’t trust that hoe tho.

Jay: *walks in, still on the phone* Hold on real quick Rih…*to Bey* Dinner’s ready baby…*on the phone* Hello? Yea, Im back *closes door and goes back downstairs*

Bey: *thinks: No the fuck he did NOT!* The fuck?! *goes downstairs*

Jr: Mommy, Daddy tooked us some food.

Bey: I see

Jr: I don’t want this orange stuff *points to carrots*

Bey: Just push it to the side, you don’t have to eat it. Eat your chicken and you green beans.

Jr: I don’t wan this gween stuff eitha

Bey: Too bad, you gotta eat some vegetables

Jr: *starts whining* I don’t want to

Bey: Shawn Jr, if you don’t stop that whining and eat that food boy….

Jr: *starts crying* No! *pushes his plate away*

Bey: You know what *stand up and goes to his seat and pops his ass* Now stop actin a fool and eat

Jay: What the hell? *on the phone* Rih, ima call you back *hangs up* Bey what you hit him for?

Bey: Jay please*roll eyes and sits down*

Jay: What is wrong with you?

Jr: *crying* Her hit me Daddy

Bey: *looks at him* You better hush before I do more than that *he hushed*

Jay: Bey you need to chill

Bey: Jay you need to stop talkin to me. Get back on the phone

Jay: What the…..you know what we’ll talk after dinner

(They eat dinner in silence. Jr is sad because he got popped and he was hoping Jay would save him, but it didn’t happen. Bey was pissed at Jay. Jay was mad at Bey for popping Jr, but at the same time he was confused because he didn’t know what he did to piss her off. After dinner, Jay put the dishes in the dish washer and put the leftovers in the fridge.)

Bey: *reading a story to Jr* Hey duck, why did you take my toy truck? {idk made it up, it’s a childrens book obviously lol}

Jr: Mommy why the duck take the wabbit twuck? He mean

Bey: Idk, lets keep reading and find out *keeps reading*

Jay: *smiles as he walks in* Hey you two

Jr: Hey Daddy. We weading a stowy.

Jay: Word? Let me read it with yall *sits beside them*

Bey: *reads until Jr falls asleep* Awww finally he sleep *puts him in the bed and kisses his forehead* Night lil man

Jay: *kisses his cheek* Night man…Ready for bed baby?

Bey: No, Im gonna watch some tv. You go to bed without me *goes in the living room*

Jay: Baby what did I do? You have had this attitude all day. Well ever since Rih came over. Is that what the problem is? I didn’t know she was comin over

Bey: Im fine. I just want to be by myself that’s all

Jay: No, Im not leaving until you tell me whats going on

Bey: *sighs* Jay are you and Rihanna fuckin?

Jay: Are you serious Bey?

Bey: Answer the question Jay

Jay: No Bey. You know I would never do that to you. Why would you think that?

Bey: I was just asking

Jay: No, something made you think that, now what is it?

Bey: First of all, I didn’t like her attitude when she came here. Second, that lil *mocks her* “you the best Jay” and that hug was way out of line, and third, the fact that you was laughin and talkin on the phone with her after she had just left here was just, ugh....Oh and fourth, the way you got off the phone and came at me like you had lost your mind pissed me off even more

Jay: Bey I promise its not what you think. She came over to ask me about a new album. She called because she said LA Reid had just called her and we were just talking about it in the office and it was funny to us. And I admit I was wrong for coming at you like that especially in front Jr. Im sorry. Forgive me?

Bey: I guess. Let me tell you now, unannounced visits are not gonna happen. And phone calls about things other than business won’t happen either and I mean it Jay

Jay: Ok baby. Next time I see her I’ll let her know

Bey: Good *goes to their room, takes a shower, and gets in bed*

Jay: *rubs her leg* Baby, can we do what I was thinking about earlier?

Bey: No

Jay: What?! Why not?!

Bey: Because I said so

Jay: Are you serious?

Bey: Dead ass *gets under the covers* Goodnight

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