Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Games We Play...

(About an hour later, dinner was ready. They sat at the big table in the dining room and feasted. They ate like they were Ethiopians. They all laughed and talked, then MT and MG cleaned up and went to bed. Jay and Bey put lil man to bed soon after. Everybody, except MT, MG, and Jr chilled in the living room drinking more and more wine, but they are really drunk....yet. Because this house was so big, they wouldn’t be heard by MT and nem.)

Annie: Lets play a game

Angie: Oh snap that’s a good idea *takes a drink*

Kelly: Ok cool, what we playing?

Annie: Its call Have you ever...? or you can call it the drinking game.

Jay: No Annie. We are not playing that. You always get carried away with it.

Angie: I like getting carried away *laughs* I really wanna play this game now!

Bey: Relax baby, it cant be that bad. It’ll be fun…Im in!

Chelle: Me too.

Solo: Am I too young?

Annie: Girl naw…wait, you 18 or older?

Solo: Yea Im 18

Annie: Ok then you good *gives her a drink*

Solo: Alright well Im in

Bey: Solo, please don’t run out

Solo: *laughs* I got this

Bey: So how you play?

Annie: When its your turn you have to ask a yes or no question and everybody that has done whatever you asked has to take a shot and tell us what happened, and if you haven’t then you don’t.

Bey: Ok cool.. Jay baby you mind getting the shot glasses and some gin? Wine is not right for this game *laughs*

Jay: *sighs* ok *gets the shot glasses and passes them out and sets gin on the table*

Annie: Ok I’ll go first. I’ll start with a general question so yall can get the hang of it. Have you ever been kissed? *everybody drinks* Ok, tell us about it. It can be any kiss from anybody at any time.

Angie: I was like 12 and we went to an amusement park and one of the boys from our school was there. We went to the bathroom at the same time and somebody dared me to kiss him, so I did *laughs*

Bey: Me and Jay had went on our first date, and he pissed me off but then I couldn’t stay mad so he came back and we kissed for like ever *laughs* best kiss of my life

Jay: Awww baby *kisses her*well um the best kiss of my life happened when me and Bey first had sex

Kelly: Um lets see, I remember kissing Nelly in the elevator and I burped while we was kissing *laughs*

Chelle: Now that’s nasty. *laughs* Um I remember kissing the preacher’s son at church when I was 14. We went in the kitchen during service and kissed.

Annie: In the house of the Lord? smh….well for me, a kiss to remember was Shemar Moore. That man is so damn sexy *everybody looks around at each other with a weird look* What happened? Did I miss something.

Kelly: Naw girl, we just know him *changes subject* but um aint it Bey turn to ask a question?

Solo: I didn’t go yet. My first kiss was Daniel *smiles* We kissed at Bey and Jay’s going away bbq. Ok now you can go Thu

Bey: I don’t know what you ask…um have you ever torn or broken something on your body? *her and Kelly drink and tell what they broke*

Angie: I got a good one. Have you ever been caught fuckin? *laughs*

Bey: You bitch!

Angie: *laughs harder* take that drink hoe

*Bey, Jay, Solo, and Annie drink*

Angie: Hold on you been caught too Annie?

Annie: Hell yea. Shawn caught me *laughs* It was prom night and Mama was sleep and Shawn was out somewhere so I snuck my date in, and for some reason Shawn came home earlier than usual and caught us. He fucked that boy up *laughs*

Angie: Damn

Annie: Bey you been caught? I cant believe that!

Angie: Believe it honey. We ALL caught they ass *laughs*

Annie: Oh shit forreal? When was this?

Angie: Earlier today. It was me, TT Tina, Kelly, Michelle, and Solange….matta fact Jr lil ass caught em too. We came in and Bey was touchin her toes and Jay was beatin it from the back in here.

Annie: *falls out laughing* Helllll nawwwww….yall some freaky ass fuckers. I hope I aint sittin in no cum *keeps laughing*

Jay: See I told you this wasnt a good idea Bey

Bey: *embarrassed* Alright that’s enough. Who next?

Chelle: ME! Have you ever had sex with a married person? *Jay drinks*

Bey: O_O whoa! You did?

Jay: Yea, but that was a long time ago baby.

Bey: Wow, well tell us about it

Jay: Really Bey?

Bey: That’s the rules of the game

Jay: Fine. Well um it was one of my homeboy’s moms. We was at his house playin video games and she sent him to his aunts house to get some. He told me to stay at his house cause his aunt was mean and didn’t allow people she didn’t know in her house. All of a sudden, his moms came in his room with nothing on and rode my dick. I was like 17 so of course I didn’t stop it.

Bey: Omg Jay

Jay: Sorry babe. But uh who next? Kelly

Kelly: Have you ever had sex in a public place? *Jay, Bey, and Chelle drink*

Annie: Got damn Jay and Bey yall some damn sex addicts. Yall cant wait til yall get home in the bedroom? *laughs and shakes her head*

Angie: Hold on. I KNOW Michelle didn’t just take a drink. Not the church mouse. Bitch who you fuck in public?

Chelle: I had sex with the same boy I kissed, behind the church

Kelly: WHAT?! You never told us about that

Chelle: Cuz I was sober *laughs* Now that Im drunk, Im bound to tell any of my secrets *still laughing*

Angie: Hoe my Jesus…how that end up happening Michelle?

Chelle: We had bible study one Wednesday and the kids bible sudy was over before the adults so we went behind the church and was flirting and it just happened

Angie: You goin to hell bitch

Annie: That’s crazy *chuckles* Bey? What about you?

Bey: The first time I had sex in public was at a restaurant in Miami. Jay made me do it *laughs*

Kelly: *covers her mouth in shock* I knew yall fucked in that bathroom

Jay: That wasn’t our first time baby. The first time was when Kelly and Ty Ty caught us in the club at my birthday party.

Annie: O_O Omg Beyonce! I am appauled at you girl

Bey: Don’t judge me

Annie: We not. Im just…ch..you a freak……ok bro you and Solo the only ones that haven’t asked a question…and make em good

Solo: Have you ever hid a boyfriend, or girlfriend for you Jay, in the closet? *she drinks and Angie drinks*

Angie: Bey you remember when me and Landon almost got caught?

Bey: *busts out laughing* That was so funny. And he fell down the stairs trying to get out the house and you told everybody it was you that fell

Angie: *laughs* yep, well yall I was dating this boy name Landon and I use to spend the night over Bey house so we could sneak him in. We was in the guest bedroom having sex and I heard somebody coming so I told him to get his ass up and get in the closet, and Tina walked in an was like whats that smell? I was so fuckin scared. I told her I farted *laughs* and she just walked out

Bey: *killing herself* that was some funny shit yall…ok Solo tell everybody about your time.

Solo: Well mine wasn’t quite that crazy. But um *tells them what happened when Daniel was in the closet*

Annie: Damn, I thought I had some exciting stories to tell. Yall got me beat. Especially you, Ms. Beyonce. I am just too through with you

Bey: Don’t do that. Jay your turn

Jay: Who wants to stop playing this game?

Bey: *elbows him* be serious and stop being such a fun sucker

Jay: ugh….have you ever got high? *everybody drinks except Bey*

Bey: Wait hold on how am I the only one in this motherfucker that aint got high? Solange you got high?

Solo: Yea, one night back in Houston me and Daniel got high

Bey: Oh my God. Im just… I cant...

(After everybody tells their story about how they got high for the first time, they all crashed. They were beyond drunk by then. Bey made sure Solo got to her room so MT wouldn’t know she was drinking. Her and Jay passed out in their room with all they clothes on, even they shoes. Jay was laying on his side with one hand on Bey titty and one on his dick. Bey was laying on her back with her lacefront twisted {guess she didn’t glue that bitch on that day lol}. They brought Christmas in with a bang!...)



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3 comments:

  1. lmfao that game seem so fun ctfu , i gotta try that and jay and bey be getting it in .. damn freaks .. great post tho..

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  2. loved this post. ctfu

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  3. Omg I loved this post lol! It was so fun to read! haha
    And DEADDDDDD @ "guess she didn't glue that bitch on that day" LOLOL

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