Saturday, November 12, 2011

Sextapes!...

(The Next Day)

Bey: *waking up* Baby what are you doing?

Jay: Im looking for something

Bey: I see. And hear. Its early. Why are you up?

Jay: Sorry I woke you up babe, just go back to sleep. I’ll be quiet.

Bey: *sits up* Jay what is wrong with you?

Jay: Nothing Bey. Go back to sleep.

Bey: Jay. I am not gonna ask you again. What are you doing? What are you looking for?

Jay: *sighs* Nothing Bey

Bey: *smacks her lips* Whatever *lays back down and goes back to sleep*

(11:30 AM- Bey wakes up looking around. Jay is not in the room anymore. She walks through the house and sees that Jay isn’t home. She walked back to their room and just as she was about to call him, she saw a note on the nightstand. It simply read: I’ll be back. Don’t go anywhere. I’ll bring you some food back. Love you.)

(Bey)

*reads the note* What the hell? What is going on with Jay? He starting to piss me off. He need to get his shit together, ugh. *goes to shower*

*20 minutes later*

Jay: Bey? Beyonce? BEYONCE?!

Bey: *coming out the bathroom in her towel* What Jay? Why hollerin like you crazy?

Jay: Why you aint answer my phone call?

Bey: Uh because I was in the shower duh. Phones aint water proof.

Jay: Don’t do that shit again

Bey: Hol the fuck on. What the fuck is your problem?

Jay: I don’t have one. Hurry up and put some clothes on. I got somebody you need to meet. *walks out the room*

Bey: O_o what the entire fuck?! *brushes her teeth, then puts on her clothes and goes downstairs*

Jay: There she is..Come here baby. I want you to meet somebody.

Bey: Hi, Im Beyonce *shakes his hand*

Person: Hi, Im….

Jay: *interrupts* Baby this is Julius. Your new bodyguard.

Bey: Um, no offense to you Julius, but I don’t need a new bodyguard. I got Shorty.

Jay: Beyonce please. Lets be realistic, Shorty cant do too much of shit for you.

Bey: *silent*

Jay: Exactly….Now I just wanted yall to meet because from now on anytime you go out Julius is gonna be there. And he lives with us now.

Bey: WHAT?!

Jay: Yea, he’s a live-in bodyguard so you can be protected at all times.

Bey: Jay we need to talk…..NOW!...nice meeting you Julius, but you can leave now *goes to their bedroom*

Jay: Ill call you later and let you know when you can move in

Julius: You sure that’s a good idea?

Jay: She’ll come around

Julius: Ok then *leaves*

Jay: *sighs and goes upstairs* Baby

Bey: Don’t baby me. What the hell is wrong with you?

Jay: Bae im just trying to protect you

Bey: From what Jay?

Jay: You read that note last night

Bey: Jay you think of scared of that low level bitch? She is a fuckin peasant. I wish I would waste my time being scared of a trifling ass hoe.

Jay: I know, but I know her. She is crazy as fuck.

Bey: And so am I

Jay: No Bey, she is crazy forreal. Like everytime somebody piss her off, she tries to sabotage them, then gets her brothers to jump or kill them. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. She did it to her own fuckin sister.

Bey: And?

Jay: Are you serious?

Bey: Yes. Jay we were all fucked up last night. She prolly wont even remember.

Jay: Oh so she wont remember being busted over the head with a beer bottle? She wont remember you breaking her nose? She wont remember *doorbell rings* Ill be back *goes to get the door and comes back with a package*

Bey: Who was it?

Jay: Nobody, they just left this package

Bey: What is it?

Jay: I don’t know *sits down and opens it* It’s a DVD

Bey: Well put it in, lets see what it is

Jay: Ok *puts it in, sits down, and presses play*

TV: *moaning* Oh yesss Shawnn…You like that Ma?.....Fuck me Shawn

Bey: O_o What the fuck?

Jay: O_O *quickly stops it* Oh my God.

Bey: Jay was that you?

Jay: O_O *silent*

Bey: Answer me Jay

Jay: O_O *shakes his head yes*

Bey: Damnit Jay! So you making sex tapes now?

Jay: Omg, I cannot believe….

Bey: Ch….you just *gets up and goes to the kitchen*

Jay: *follows her* Omg Beyonce I thought that was destroyed

Bey: Well you obviously thought wrong

Jay: Bey please don’t give me attitude right now baby

Bey: Oh Im not, Im just appauled 

Jay: Omg I cant believe that bitch did this

Bey: I can….you just got done telling me how she is

Jay: Now you see why I got Julius?

Bey: Yea, I do now. That bitch is crazy.

Jay: What if she made copies and sent em to the media for money?

Bey: There is nothing we can do about it if she did baby

Jay: *mad* ima kill that bitch!

Bey: *hugs him* Calm down Jay. We cant let anger overpower us right now. We just gotta lay low for a lil bit.

Jay: You right baby *walks out*

Bey: Where u goin?

Jay: Nowhere. Just bouta watch tv *turns tv in the living room on*

TV: There is a woman by the name of Sherae Smith trying to slander rapper Jay Z. She says they have a sex tape out.  *tv person laughs*

Jay: O_O Omg Bey

Bey: *walks in* What?

Jay: Look

Bey: *sits by him and listens to the tv*

TV: Its funny because after seeing the pictures of this girl, no one would believe Jay Z would go so low. I hope she knows no one is gonna buy this. Im sure Jay Z is with Beyonce on an island laughing and having drinks.

Jay: *turns off tv* At least he made it funny

Bey: *rubs his back* Its ok baby. Don’t stress about it. Call Julius and have him to move in this weekend just in case she tries to send somebody by the house and we’ll go from their.

Jay: Ok

Bey: Have you talked to Jr today?

Jay: Yea, I called him earlier. I talked to Mama too. I let her know what I told you and she insisted that she keep Jr, to protect him.

Bey: Jay you cant be making certain decisions without including me. I don’t agree with that. Im goin to call her *goes upstairs*

(Bey calls MT and Jr. MT ended up making her agree with Jay. Its for their protection until everything blows over…… A week later, the sex tape thing was all over the news, but luckily Jay has so much street cred that nobody believes the girl. Oh yea, and Julius is staying with them too, but he lives on the other side of the house.)

(In Their Bedroom)

Jay: *sitting in bed, watching the news* Damn, Im glad everything is turning out this way babe

Bey: I know babe. I don’t think we have to worry about it anymore

Jay: Maybe not as much, but Im not gone slip up and shit gets blown out of proportion

Bey: It wont. Just relax, like you always tell me

Jay: I cant babe.

Bey: You can *turns off tv* And you will *gets behind and him and massages his shoulders*

Jay: I love you

Bey: *smiles* I know *keeps massaging* Are you relaxed now?

Jay: Yep, thanks to you

Bey: Good *gets up and goes to the closet and come back out* Cuz now we can have a little fun *sets camera on tripod*

Jay: No Beyonce

Bey: Yes Shawn

Jay: *chuckles* Are you being serious or are you messing with me?

Bey: *presses record and drops her robe, nothing under it* What you think? *sexy walks to him*

Jay: Well damn *grabs her and kisses her*

Bey: I get the feeling that you are not all the way relaxed. Let me fix that *gets on her knees*

(Bey pulls Jay’s dick out of his boxers and slowly licks around the head. Jay instantly dropped his back and is in the clouds cause he knows Bey is about to suck the life out of him. Bey licks the shaft of his dick up and down until his dick wet. She put her starts sucking his dick and a medium pace, and at the same time she is massaging his balls with her hand. Jay is moaning and running his fingers through Bey’s hair. Bey decided to tease him and stop sucking and jack him off a bit. After she jacked him off, she lick and sucked all on his nuts.)

Bey: *licks* You like that baby? *sucks*

Jay: *moaning* Hell ……..yea

Bey: *sucks* How much you like it? *licks*

Jay: I….*moans*

Bey: *sexy smirk* Cat got ya tongue? *starts deepthroating*

Jay: oooo shit *moans* fuck yes…mmmm im bouta cum baby mmmm

(That’s all Bey needed to hear. She let go of Jay’s dick and deepthroated faster with no hands and he came all in her mouth. Bey’s nasty ass played with it in her mouth, then swallowed it all.)

Bey: mmmm you ate fruit today? That was good

Jay: *staring at her like damn!* Um

Bey: *stands up and pushes him back on the bed* I love you daddy

(Bey gets on top of Jay and kissed him passionately. While they were kissing, hands were all over the place and some kind of way Jay’s muscle shirt and boxers were off.)

Bey: Ready for me? *sexy wink*

Jay: *smiles and flips her over* Are you ready for me? *slides his rock hard dick in*

Bey: *grips the sheets* Yassss!

(Jay thrusted in and out of Bey like it was his last night having sex with her. Bey is loving every bit of this pleasurable pain. Her eyes are in the back of her head, her sex faces >>>. This just turns Jay on even more.)

Bey: aaaahhhhh yassss Jay *scratching his back*

Jay: *loving it* ahhh fuck Bey *thrusting faster* cum for daddy

Bey: mmmm daddyyy *meets his stroke* ahhhh mmmhhhmmm

Jay: mmmm fuck Beyonce... baby damn *goes faster and harder*

Bey: mmmm im cuminnnnn aaahhhhh *cums*

Jay: *cums too* aaahhhh shit *pulls out and cums on her face*

Bey: *closes her eyes* Really

Jay: *breathing hard, can barely speak* Sorry baby

(After Bey cleans her face, she turns the camera off and cuddles up next to Jay.)

Bey: ….to be continued

Jay: Most definitely *kisses her forehead* Goodnight baby I love you

Bey: Night, love you more

Read, Enjoy, and Comment :-)

S/O to @HoneyBey901 for the sex tape idea. Follow her :-). She's cool people.

5 comments:

  1. This waz a Great post!! Bey iz crazy! Wat waz jay lookn 4...that sex PLEASE CONTINUE!!!

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  2. Lmao ! I hope these freakaziods used a damn condom!

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  3. i hope that tape dont get into the wrong hands

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  4. Holy Damn. That sex >>>> forreal tho. Idk how you come up with it but that was sexy af!! Great post gurl!

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