Orgy...

(Ok first let me say that this post has nothing to do with the story. If you dont like sex, exit now. This post is for fun.)

*doorbell rings*

Me: Hold on, here I come *opens door* Heyyyy Bey *hugs her* Hey Jay *hugs him and they come in*

Bey: Hey girl                                                             

Jay: Waddup

Me: Omg I haven’t seen yall in forever

Bey: I know. We been busy. You know, work and *rubs belly*

Me: Aw ok, I saw the videos and you KNOW im in love *hi 5* You did it again bitch!

Bey: *laughs* You know snatching wigs is my occupation

Me: *laughs* yasssss bitch

Jay: Where they drank at?

Bey: Damn nigga. Ace of Spades in the kitchen. We got Rose too

Jay: That’s what Im talkin bout

Bey: Bae poor me a glass

Jay: Hell naw. You can get some juice

Bey: ugh I fuckin hate you

Me: Girl please

Bey: *laughs* I know, I just hate that I cant do nothing now….anyway, where everybody else at? Im horny

Me: O_O well damn, calm that pregnant pussy

Bey: *laughs* Im serious

Me: Im horny too, but you don’t see me actin like that

Bey: Ch….not yet

Me: Oop!

*doorbell rings*

(Its  Re-Re, Jessica, Kelsey, Sherae, Tarajiah, Kalyn, Trey Songz, Shemar Moore, Idris Elba, and Shannon Brown, Julius, and Pooch Hall…oh and Bey’s cameraman)

Me: Got damn! Yall rolled in this bitch in a van?!

Jessica: Bitch shut up. Me and Re-Re came in my car

Kelsey: I rode with Pooch

Bey: I don’t give a fuck who rode with who and how yall got here. Im fuckin horny!

Everybody: O_O Damn

Jay: *comes out drinking from the bottle* Waddup yall

Everybody: Wassup Jay

Me: Ok, since Beyonce act like she lost her damn mind, let me show yall the sex room *winks at Trey*

Re-Re: Hol up! Is it some food in this muhfukka?!

Me: Duh bitch. We got tacos and Popeyes in the kitchen. Its some Ace of Spades, Rose, and koolaid to drink.

Re-Re: Hell yea!

(I showed them the “sex room”. Its 3 stripper poles, 3 beds, a bathroom, and sex toys in there. Everybody is like hell yea we ready to do this shit. After seeing the room, we get some drinks flowing and played some cards.)

Jay: Who wanna play strip poker?

Me: Iono how to play so ima just strip now *laughs*

Jay: Shiiid cool wit me

Bey: I don’t feel like playin

Jessica: Ill play!

Sherae: Where’s Julius?

Julius: Im right here baby. Come here

*They left*

Bey: *pouting* I guess Ill watch tv since yall wanna play

Kelsey: Ill keep you company Bey *winks*

Bey: *smiles* Come on, since my punk ass husband wont *side eyes him*

Me: *mixing koolaid* Damn who drunk all the fuckin koolaid this fast?

Trey: *kisses my neck* Me? *turns me facing him* You mad?

Me: *sexy smirk* Of course not baby

Trey: *puts me on the counter and kisses me* Damn them lips soft

Me: I know, you gone let me finish the koolaid?

Trey: Nope! *kisses me more*

Pooch: Look at Anitra and Trey. Im jealous *laughs* Where my baby Kelsey go?

Jay: She went with Bey

Pooch: aight *leaves*

Re-Re: Really Anitra? The kitchen?

Me: bitch this my shit…problem?

Re-Re: Bitch done get smart

Me: Whatever.

Jay: I won. Get to stripping.

(Anyway, after all that me and Trey had started fuckin on the counter. Everybody else was in the sex room.)

Trey: mmmm this shit so good

Me: mmmmhhmmmm yasss Trey

Trey: *picks me up, still fuckin* Lets go join them mmm

(We went in the sex room. Tarajiah was standin there lookin all scared. Kelsey getting fucked by Pooch and suckin Bey’s titties. Jessica was ridin Jay dick. Kalyn was riding Jays face. Re-Re was fuckin Idris. Shemar, Shannon, and Tarajiah was just lookin dumb smh.)

Me: Fuck wrong with yall?

Shemar: I was waitin on Tarajiah to say something

Me: Man you better get that pussy. T stop actin all shy nshit

Tarajiah: Shiiid I was waitin on him

Me: Yall bullshittin….Shannon what u standing there for?

Shannon: I was waitin on u baby

Me: *smiles* I got u baby…Trey u mind?

Trey: *pouts* but…

Me: *kisses him* Ill be back *walks to Shannon*

Shannon: *smiles and lays me down and starts eating* mmm u taste good

Me: mmmm u eat good mmmm

Re-Re: Damn Idris mmmm *riding is dick*

Idris: mmmm fuck baby you ridin good af mmm

Tarajiah: Fuck wrong with you Shemar?

Shemar: Im so embarrassed. My dick has never done this

Me: Time to fuckin go. Bye!

Shemar: No please

Me: BYE! *he leaves* Trey baby go take care of T for me

Trey: with pleasure

Sherae: mmmm shit baby

Julius: hell yea…work this dick mmmm fuck

Kalyn: *on the pole*

Bey: yasss work Kalyn *throws money*

Me: mmmm fuck Shannon im cuminnnnn ahhhhh shit

Shannon: mmmm fuck baby let cum *flips me over and hits from the back*

Jay: aaahhhh shit Bey come here baby

Bey: Fuck you *keeps watching Kalyn*

Jessica: mmmm damn Jay yasss im cuminnnn ahhh

Jay: *cums too* ah fuck…Bey come here baby

Bey: No Jay

Jay: Baby come on I need you

Bey: Why now?

Jay: *pulls her to him* Get yo sexy pregnant ass over here *kisses her*

Bey: mmmm shit…Jay fuck me now!

Jay: *slides his dick in* mmm like that?

Bey: Faster baby *grips the sheets*

Jay: *goes faster* like this? Mmm

Bey: yessss mmmm

Me: Fuck Im hungry…*goes to get some tacos*

Shannon: Come here Kelsey *grabs her* come swing on my dick like you was doin that pole

Kelsey: umm Ill pass *goes back to Pooch*

Shannon: Kalyn come here

Kalyn: Fuck no!

Shannon: Fuck yall. Monica just called anyway *he went home*

Julius: aaaah shit Sherae *smack that ass* mmm *cums*

Sherae: Got damn Ju…im thirsty *they go to the kitchen*

Kelsey: *starts swinging on the pole* this fun!

Bey: yassss Kels

Jay: Damn baby you obsessed with strippers?

Bey: No. You should strip for me tho

Jay: On time, only because im drunk *goes to the pole and jumps on it, all of a sudden BOOM!*

Bey: *falls out laughing and pointing at him*

Me: *runs upstairs* Fuck goin on?

Bey: Jay fell off the pole ahahahahaha

Me: hahahahahaha damn nigga, you broke my shit

(About 4 hours later, everybody ended up in the kitchen again. I was in the living room.)

Me: *cums* aaahhhh fuck ….damn u cant fuck but u can shol eat some pussy

Chris: awww man u gone do me like that..

Me: Im just being honest

Chris: Whatever. Im hungry can I eat?

Me: If they aint ate it all. Lets go in the kitchen *we go* Got damn yall fuckin hogs gtfo my house

Bey: *face full of chicken grease* What?

Me: Damn Bey yo fat ass cant come back until u have the baby

Bey: *laughs* Damn, next time ill bring my own chicken

Me: Shit you better

(Everybody was tired, full, and pretty fucked up so they just all crashed wherever the fuck they fell. Me and Trey Songz went to my bedroom, fuck again, and went to sleep.)

I think this shit is fucking funny. S/O to Re-Re (@BeyonceFan3), Jessica (@_jessica28_), Kelsey (@_BeyHive_), Sherae-not her name, i made it up lmao but the person I was referring to was (@HoneyBey901), Tarajiah (@Ms_TarajiahTyes), and Kalyn (@OneFierceFemale). Follow some of my faves BeyStans :-)