Thursday, November 3, 2011

Caught...

Shemar: *getting up* What the fuck? *swings and misses*

Jay: Ima fuck you up *PUNCH! *

Shemar: *tries to get up* ok man stop

Jay: Naw. Ima beat yo ass bitch nigga *Kick! Punch!* get up hoe

Shemar: owww *holding his stomach* Im sorry man stop

Jay: Fuck you! *PUNCH!*

Shemar: *crippled over, and runs out the door* Im sorry Beyonce

Jay: *slams the door and locks it, mad as fuck* Did he hurt you baby? *looks at her*

Bey: *crying* No, but he tried to.

Jay: *hugs her* Its ok baby. Im sorry I left you here *kisses her* Where is Jr.?

Bey: *wiping her tears* On the couch

Jay: *takes her hand and goes to the couch and they sit* You ok lil man? *hugs him*

Jr: Yesh Daddy.

Jay: Did that mean man hit you?

Jr: No. I beat he ash.

Jay: You what?

Jr: I fut he up

Jay: What?

Bey: *laughs a little* He said he beat his ass and fucked him up

Jay: *laughs and hugs Jr* that’s my boy. Good job protecting Mommy when I was gone.

Jr: *smiling* I wan my joosh

Bey: Ok. I’ll get it *goes to get his juice*

Jay: Jr, did you beat him up real bad?

Jr: *shakes his head yes* I beat he ash Daddy

Jay: High five *they hi 5* that’s my boy

Bey: *comes back* Here you go lil man

Jr: *takes sippy cup* Tank you Mommy. I sheepy

Bey: Awww come on and let Mommy put you to sleep *starts rocking him to sleep*

Jay: Bey im so sorry for leaving you here by yourself.

Bey: I wasn’t alone until Ma them left, but its nobody’s fault. I should have looked to see who it was before I opened the door. I thought it was you, so I didn’t even bother to see.

Jay: Its ok baby *kisses her check* He sleep already. I guess all that fighting wore him out *laughs* Let me go lay him down *takes Jr to his room and lays him down and come back* Ouch!

Bey: Whats wrong baby?

Jay: I hurt my knuckles when I hit him in the teeth

Bey: Let me get you an ice pack

Jay: Im good baby. Just sit here with me. I’ll be ok

Bey: You sure?

Jay: Yea, Im sure.

Bey: Ok *grabs remote and flips through channels*

Jay: *kisses her*

Bey: What was that for?

Jay: I love you Beyonce

Bey: I love you too Shawn *kisses him more*

(Later that day, everybody comes back but Bey and Jay decided not to say anything about Shemar and Jay fighting. Well, not until they find a new apartment for them to move into. Jay decided to get another apartment for Bey’s folks since she’s moving back with him because he doesn’t want Shemar coming back and they’re still there. Jay also bought a big ass house for him and Bey and he got a home studio built-in so him and Bey can work at home…..Times passes and now its Christmas Eve 2004)

(Jay)

*watching Bey sleep* Man I love this woman. Damn she is everything to me. Jr is the other piece of the puzzle. But this *looks at the gift he bought her for Christmas* will put the icing on the cake *kisses her forehead and goes to cook breakfast*

Jr: *walks in the kitchen* Daddy!

Jay: *turns around and picks him up* Hey lil man. Wassup?

Jr: I hungy

Jay: You hungry?

Jr: Yesh

Jay: Im cooking right now. You some pancakes and bacon?

Jr: Yay pantakes *smiles and claps*

Jay: Ok well I turned the tv on for you, go watch cartoons until Im done cooking *puts him down*

Jr: Me wanna took wit u Daddy

Jay: You do? Aww man my boy gone be a fighter, a chef, and hopefully a rapper too. Can you mix this for me?

Jr: *shakes his head yes*

Jay: Ok *puts a small bowl of pancake mix on the table. He knows he’s gonna make a mess so its not the real pancake mix he's gonna cook* Mix this up

Jr: Otay Daddy *starts mixing the mix and making a mess*

Bey: *walks in* Good morning. It smells good in here

Jr: I tookin Mommy

Bey: You are? *sees his mess* I see *kisses his forehead* Morning baby *kisses Jay*

Jay: Morning babe. You see lil man being a mini chef like his Daddy?

Bey: He a chef alright *points to his mess*

Jay: *didn’t realize the mess he made and laughs* Oh damn….alright lil man thank you. This is perfect. *cleans up*

(After they ate, they chilled until about 5 that evening. They were just a perfect little family.)

Jay: So baby, when is everybody coming?

Bey: They said they’ll be here at about 7

Jay: Oh ok.

Bey: Why? Whats wrong?

Jay: Nothing. I just wanted to know *kisses her*

Bey: Jay stop.

Jay: *kisses her neck* Why? *kisses her lips* Jr is sleep. *nibbles on her ear* And the fam aint comin til later

Bey: *completely turned on* You so fuckin bad *gets on his lap and kisses him*

Jay: I know it. And you like it *kisses her neck*

(Bey and Jay keep making out heavily on the couch in the living room. They are lost in each other’s world. As times goes on, they end up completely naked. Jay is sucking on Bey’s titties one by one and she rubs his head in sensual way. As he is sucking, Bey is getting wetter and wetter. She positions herself on his hard dick.)

Bey: *grinds on it* oh yes baby

Jay: Mmm baby get it *places sweet kisses all over her face, neck, and breasts*

Bey: I love this dick Jay mmmhhhmmmm *starts bouncing on it* aaaahhhh fuck

Jay: Oh shit *grabs waist and moves with her* Shit Bey oooo damn mmmhhmmmm

Bey: *grips the back of the couch* Fuck! Yass mhhhmmmmmm

Jay: Oh shit *smack her ass* yesss baby ride this dick

Bey: *coming closer to her climax* aaahhh yesss daddy. *she rides even faster and then cums* ooo shit

Jay: *stands up and makes Bey bend over and touch her toes* Ready?

Bey: mhmm yesss baby *he slides his dick in and she gasps and moans* fuck

Jay: *thrusts hard and fast* damn baby this pussy right mmmm yessss aaaahhhh shit *smack her ass*

(As Beyonce and Jay keep fucking, they don’t pay attention to the fact that its 6:50. They kept getting it in the living room. Jr woke up and was walking down the hall towards the living room and at the same time, MT had used her key to get in and her and the others walked in the house. All of a sudden….)

MT: O_O *drops her bag* BEYONCE!!!

Bey: *her and Jay stop and jump* Oh shit! *tries to hurry up and grab her clothes*

Jay: *whispers* Awww fuck! *hurries up and grabs his shit*

Jr: O_o Mommy why Daddy hit you wit his peepee?

MT: Aw got damn…come on Granny baby *gives Bey a bad look* lets go upstairs *grabs Jr and goes upstairs*

Solo: This is worst than the time I….nevermind *laughs*

Kelly: We already know about that time Bey and Jay caught you and Daniel *laughs*

Chelle: Well what a nice welcome! Nice house *busts out laughing*

Angie: Soooo was it good? *cracking the fuck up*

Bey: Fuck yall. Damnit come on Jay. *her and Jay run upstairs*

(Jay and Bey go upstairs and are embarrassed as hell. They just got caught fuckin in the living room by Jr, MT, Kelly, Chelle, Angie, and Solo...)

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6 comments:

  1. Lmfaoooooooo!!!! They was gettin it in! This is exactly why u don't give your parents a key to your house!

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  2. Omg Holy Shit!!!!! That is like the ultimate embarrassment!!!!!! Ahhh! Haha they should've just done it in their room! And yea I agree, Mama Tina don't need no key! Lol!

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  3. Lmao...Wooooow...bey and jay wow...I felt the embarrassment in this blog for them and plus junior caught them..smdh...great post and great sex lol...update soon!

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  4. lmfao i feel so embarrassed for them, lol that's crazy..

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