This Fool....

Chelle: O_o *whispers to Kelly and Angie* Its Shemar

Kelly: Who?

Angie: Shemar Moore? The one Bey use to talk to?

Chelle: *shrugs* I think so. Sounds like it *knocks again*

Kelly: Open the door

Chelle: *opens door* Hey Shemar

Shemar: Michelle wassup *hugs her* How are you?

Chelle: um im good…so whats going on? What u doing here?

Shemar: Oh, um I saw Beyonce and her husband at a restaurant

Kelly: *walks to the door* Husband?

Shemar: Hey Kelly…and yea her husband, Jay Z

Chelle: Chile, they wish they were married

Shemar: O_o they’re not married?

Chelle: Naw they aint no damn married

Shemar: Oh well um that’s what they told me

Chelle: *laughs* They crazy

Jay: *walks out Bey’s room to get her some water, but he sees him at the door* Wassup bro? Is there a problem?

Shemar: Um naw, I noticed yall left something on the table *hands Jay the box with his watch in it* so I brought it over here.

Jay: Aw man thanks. I thought Bey grabbed it. She gone kill me about this. *chuckles*

Shemar: Um yea, ok well Im gonna go.

Jay: Wait! How did you know where Beyonce lived? You been here before?

Shemar: No, I tried to catch yall when yall left, but yall drove off too fast so I followed yall.

Jay: But, its like 3 hours later

Shemar: Um my bad bro *nervous laugh*

Jay: *senses this nigga is trouble* Its cool, but try not to follow anyone again. Next time, just try to find people that know us. And please be more respectful about coming people’s house this late. You realize its after 2 in the morning right?

Shemar: My bad bro chill

Jay: Im cool, but thanks again. Bye *closes the door*

Kelly: *in shock at how Jay acted* What was that about?

Bey: *walking in with Jay’s button up on and some shorts* What was what about?

Jay: *nervous laugh* Nothing babe. They just drunk.

Angie: *drunk as hell* He lyin! Shemar just came by and brought Jay a watch. And Jay was all in that nigga grill.

Bey: What?

Jay: Baby it was nothing. He returned my watch you got me *kisses her cheek*

Bey: What did you do Jay?

Jay: Nothing. I just told him not to follow you home and not to knock on your door this late again.

Bey: Omg he followed us?

Jay: That’s what he said.

Bey: I don’t even know how to feel about that.

Jay: Don’t worry about it baby.

Bey: Ok. Come back to bed *gives him bedroom eyes*

Angie: You nasty bitch

Bey: O_O What?!

Angie: You heard me. We heard yall fucking. You aint had enough yet? Damn Bey

Kelly: *laughing hard* Chill Angie. You too drunk.

Bey: Hold up. Yall was listening to us???

Chelle: Well, I was texting Ty Ty. Them lonely hoes was listening.

Bey: Yall some nasty ass, lonely ass, horny ass, no life having ass bitches. That shit aint healthy ya know.

Kelly: Chill Bey damn. It aint like we was tryna listen. You was loud as fuck.

Angie: *falls off the couch* Ouch!

Jay: Damn Ang you ok? *helps her up*

Angie: *laughs* Yea Im good, daddy *mocks Bey’s sex voice*

Bey: Alright yall seriously need help. Come on Jay, lets go to bed. These bitches are fuckin stupid.

Jay: Alright *grabs Bey’s hand* Night yall *they leave*

(Everybody finally goes to bed. The next morning, MT comes back to the apartment with Jr and Solange. {She took Solange with her cuz she didn’t want her around Kelly them drinking.})

MT: *looks around* What the hell?

Solo: Wow. They got wine everywhere.

MT: Aw hell naw. Come on Jr, lets take you to your room real quick *takes Jr to his room and comes back to the living room* IF YALL DON’T GET YALL ASSES UP AND CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!! NOW!!!

Kelly, Chelle, and Angie: *jumps up* o_o Omg Tina?

MT: Naw it’s the wicked witch of the west. Get this got damn living room clean before I fuck yall up.

Angie: *standing up, holding her head* Yes ma’am

Solo: oooo yall in troublllleee *giggles*

Angie: Shut up Solange

Kelly: Somebody got some aspirin?

Chelle: Look in my purse

MT: ...and where the hell is Beyonce?

Angie: *shrugs shoulder* I guess she’s in her room sleep.

Solo: I’ll go get her *runs to Bey’s room* Bey! Oh *She sees Bey sleep with no shirt on, titties just all out. Jay has his hand on one, knocked the fuck out* Um Thu Thu! *throws her panties at her*

Bey: *eyes still closed* hmm

Solo: Thu wake up. Mama want you

Bey: *opens one eye* What

Solo: Mama wants you

Bey: *sleepy voice* Ok

Solo: And um do you mind covering up?

Bey: *looks down* Aw shit *covers up* Get out, here I come.

Solo: Ok

(Bey got up, brushed her teeth, and took a shower, then headed to the living room to see what MT wanted.)

Bey: Hey Mama

MT: Hey

Bey: Solange said you wanted me. What’s wrong?

MT: Nothing. I didn’t tell her to get you up. I just asked where you were.

Bey: *gives Solo the death stare* Ugh, I could have stayed sleep.

Jay: *comes out the room fully dressed* Morning yall

Everybody: Morning

Bey: Morning babe. Where you going?

Jay: I got to go get cleaned up.

Bey: Oh yea right.

Jay: *to MT* Where my lil man? and how is he?

MT: He's doing much better and he in his room. I didn’t want him to see and hear me in here raising hell.

Jay: *laughs* Well Im gonna go say bye to him and then I’ll be back later

Bey: NO! Do not do that. The minute he sees you and then you leave he is gonna cry

Jay: You right. Well Ima be back in a lil bit. Be ready when I get back.

Bey: Ok, but where are we going?

Jay: Home. You moving back in.

Bey: Oh am I?

Jay: Yes you are. Problem?

Bey: Not at all

Jay: I didn’t think so *kisses her* See ya later babe *he leaves*

MT: Wait a minute. You let him talk to you like that?

Bey: Chill Ma, he doesn’t talk to me like that. He was playing.

MT: I was about to say..I might be old, but Ill fuck him up

Bey: *laughs* No need. He would never

(MT cooked breakfast after they got done cleaning. After breakfast, everybody decided to go shopping, leaving Bey and Jr at home by themselves.)

Bey: *bouncing him up and down on her lap* You getting heavy lil man. We aint gone be able to play this game too much longer.

Jr: *giggling* I wan DaDa

Bey: Daddy’s gonna be back. He went to take a bath.

Jr: Daddy stinky?

Bey: *laughs* Yea Daddy was stanky *cover her nose*

Jr: Mommy stinky?

Bey: *laughs* Naw baby, Mama smell good. I already took a bath. *puts him down* want some juice?

Jr: Yesh. Red joosh.

Bey: Ok let me get you some juice *starts walking to the kitchen*

*knock at the door*

Jr: Doow Mommy

Bey: I hear it. Its probably Daddy *opens door* Shemar O_o

Shemar: Hey Beyonce. Is Jay here?

Bey: No, why?

Shemar: Good *kisses her* Beyonce I love you and I know you love me

Bey: What the fuck Shemar? Why would you do that?

Shemar: Beyonce, I know you’re not married.

Bey: Shemar leave my house now

Jr: Mommy das not my Daddy

Bey: *looks down at Jr* I know baby. Go play with your toys. Mommy’s gonna bring you your juice and come play with you in a second.

Jr: Otay….bye uggy (ugly) man *walks off*

Shemar: Wow he’s cute. I didn’t know you had a son.

Bey: Well, I do. Now, can you please leave?

Shemar: After you leave that nigga and come back to me.

Bey: Ch….thats not happening *tries to close the door, but he puts his foot in the way* Move Shemar. I do not have time for this shit.

Shemar: No *forces his self in the house* Beyonce, Im not leaving  until you take me back

Bey: Shemar, get out of m house. Now!

Shemar: *pins her up against the wall* No. Tell me you love me.

Bey: *trying to fight him off, but he’s too strong* Stop Shemar. Get out!

Jr: *runs over and starts hitting Shemar’s leg* Top it! Leave Mommy lone!

Shemar: Awww he’s so cute

Bey: Jr go play. Mommy's okay. *he runs and sits on the couch still looking at Shemar*.....Shemar stop it. Let me go and get out.

Shemar: No *kisses her*

Bey: *moves her face* stop it Shemar

Shemar: I said no *getting frustrated cuz she’s telling him no* You WILL be with me again Beyonce *squeezes her*

Bey: Stop Shemar you’re hurting me *screams*

Shemar: Shut the fuck up Beyonce

Person: *mad voice* She said stop it

Shemar: *puts her down and turns around* …and what you gone do about it if I don’t stop you punk ass nigga?

Person: *PUNCH! Hit that nigga in the nose* Bitch…

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