Sunday, November 6, 2011

Christmas Break

(Living Room)

Kelly: Omg that was funny as hell

Chelle: It really was, but I bet they are so embarrassed.

Kelly: Hell yea. I would be too.

Solo: *thinks* Oh shit. I mean shoot. I need to call Daniel and tell him we here and not to come until Mama is sleep.

Kelly: Yea you better because Mama Tina is already fired up. And stop censoring ya words, you 18, you grown now.

Solo: *laughs while texting Daniel* You right, I just always censor them around Bey because idk how she would react if she heard me cuss.

Chelle: Bey is just like us. She aint gone care, as long as you aint cussin her out.

Angie: Fuck what yall talkin bout, did yall see Jay's dick? I see why Bey is sprung.

Kelly: *laughs* Omfg you so damn nasty. Why you lookin at her man’s dick?

Angie: Bitch please, don’t act like Im the only one that got a glimpse of that anaconda. Even TT Tina looked. Im just the only one that would say something. *giggles*

Chelle: *laughs and shakes her head* Chile you are just a lost cause. We gotta get you some dick ASAP.

Kelly: I know right.

(Bey’s Room)

Jay: *pacing back and forth* Damn!

Bey: *sits down and puts her hands on her head* I know baby. This is just…ch…

Jay: Fuck! They gone look at me differently now.

Bey: *looks at him* No they wont. Just chill baby. And sit down, you makin me nervous with all that moving.

Jay: *calms down and sits* What we gone do baby?

Bey: Well first we gone shower. Then we gone go down there and not say shit. I mean we cant stay in here for as long as they here.

Jay: If I could I would *laughs*

Bey: *giggles* Hell, I would too.

Jay: Lets just take a shower and go from there

(Bey and Jay take a shower together and put on some clothes. They talked a little bit before leaving their room. They slowly walked downstairs, hoping MT don’t come out the woodwork and go HAM on they ass.)

Angie: There they go right there *points to Jay and Bey coming downstairs*….wassup yall?

Bey: Hey *they sit on the love seat*

Kelly: So…

Bey: So what Kelly?

Kelly: So um…Im glad yall finally decided to come out the room.

Angie: Guess they wasn’t finished fuckin yet *laughs*

Bey: Ima fuck you up Angie.You always got some shit to say. Shut the fuck up sometimes damn. *rolls eyes*

Angie: *still giggling* My bad Bey dang

Bey: Where Mama?

Solo: She still in the room with Jr

Bey: She mad?

Chelle: Now Bey, you know how she is. Im sure she’s pissed, but she will get over it once yall talk.

Kelly: Ion see why she would be mad, this is yall house

Bey: I know, but still….*doorbell rings* I’ll get it

Jay: Naw baby I got it. You just chill. *he goes to the door*

Angie: *lookin to see if he was gone and whispers* Damn Bey you was takin that shit *laughs*

Bey: *cant help but laugh at Angie silly ass* Shut up Ang

Angie: Im serious. How you take that? I know its all of  12 inches

Bey: Why you lookin at man’s dick?

Angie: Um hello! We caught yall but ass naked…fucking. You thought we wasn’t gone titties, ass, and dick? Chile please, we saw it ALL!

Bey: *falls out laughing* Hoe my goodness. Leave me alone.

Angie: *hears Jay coming back* We gone talk later

Mama Gloria: *walking in the living room* Hey baby *hugs Bey*

Bey: Hey Mama. How are you?

MG: Im fine baby. And you?

Bey: Im great. I missed you. Its been forever.

MG: I know. I missed yall too.

Jay’s Sis: Um hello what about me?

Bey: *laughs* Hey Annie *hugs her* I missed you too girl. You good?

Sis: Im good. I been asking Jay about you. He just always says you at work or sleep or something.

Bey: Aw yea, I been busy. But Im on break for a month so its all good now….Oh these are my friends/sisters Kelly and Michelle, this is my sister Solange, and this is my cousin Angie

*They all speak to each other and shake hands*

MT: *comes downstairs with Jr like nothing happened* Hey everybody

MG: Hey *shakes her hand* Im Gloria, Shawn’s mother

MT: And Im Tina, Beyonce’s mom….*to Annie* and you are?

Sis: Im Annie, his sister

MT: Nice to meet yall

Both: You too

MG: Hey my lil grandbaby

Jr: *smiles* Hey

Sis: Aw he so cute. He looks like Beyonce *laughs*

Jay: Now don’t yall start that stuff

MT: Yall never met Jr?

MG: I have. He was a little baby tho. Annie was gone when they brought him to see us. *to Jr* You remember me lil man?

Jr: Yesh. You Gwanny Gwowia

MG: Yep that’s right *kisses his cheek*

MT: Well, Im hungry. What about everyone else?

Everyone: Yes! Starving!

MT: *laughs* Well I guess I’ll get to cooking then.

MG: You can cook?

MT: *laughs* I can throw down in the kitchen honey

MG: Aw snap, we gone have a competition in the kitchen *laughs*

MT: Lets go then *laughs*

(MT and MG head to the kitchen and start cooking a bomb ass dinner. They are laughing and talking like they been best friends all they life. Everybody else is in the living room chillin and sipping wine. {except Solo, she would be if she were 21, or if MT wasn’t there lol} They are laughing at Jr dancing in his diaper to Big Pimpin.)

Angie: *laughing* He got that dance from his Mama

Bey: *side-eyes Angie* So anyway, how long yall staying Annie?

Annie: Mama said we gone stay until New Years so be ready to pop bottles and party while Im here.

Angie: yassssss *they hi 5* that’s what im talkin about

Jay: *laughs* Well we already know who the alcoholics in the house are

Annie: *punches him* Shut up punk

Jay: Ouch. Don’t start that shit Annie. Ima put yo ass out my house.

Annie: I aint worried about it. Bey gone let me stay :-P

Bey: *laughs* Yea, you aint going nowhere girl

Jay: Aw so you on her side?

Bey: *kisses him* Awww baby cut it out… and Annie don’t be messin with my baby, you know he sensitive *giggles*

Jay: Whatever. *sighs* This is gonna be a loooong Christmas break.

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4 comments:

  1. Lol @ Angie stupid ass !!! Update soon this was good !

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  2. Hahaha!! Angie hellal crazy!! Lol.i see her n annie gont get along...Please Update SOON great post

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  3. lmfao angie ass is crazy, i'm glad mama tina act like ain't nun happen.

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  4. aww they all so cute

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