(Living Room)
Kelly: Omg that was funny as hell
Chelle: It really was, but I bet they are so embarrassed.
Kelly: Hell yea. I would be too.
Solo: *thinks* Oh shit. I mean shoot. I need to call Daniel and tell him we here and not to come until Mama is sleep.
Kelly: Yea you better because Mama Tina is already fired up. And stop censoring ya words, you 18, you grown now.
Solo: *laughs while texting Daniel* You right, I just always censor them around Bey because idk how she would react if she heard me cuss.
Chelle: Bey is just like us. She aint gone care, as long as you aint cussin her out.
Angie: Fuck what yall talkin bout, did yall see Jay's dick? I see why Bey is sprung.
Kelly: *laughs* Omfg you so damn nasty. Why you lookin at her man’s dick?
Angie: Bitch please, don’t act like Im the only one that got a glimpse of that anaconda. Even TT Tina looked. Im just the only one that would say something. *giggles*
Chelle: *laughs and shakes her head* Chile you are just a lost cause. We gotta get you some dick ASAP.
Kelly: I know right.
(Bey’s Room)
Jay: *pacing back and forth* Damn!
Bey: *sits down and puts her hands on her head* I know baby. This is just…ch…
Jay: Fuck! They gone look at me differently now.
Bey: *looks at him* No they wont. Just chill baby. And sit down, you makin me nervous with all that moving.
Jay: *calms down and sits* What we gone do baby?
Bey: Well first we gone shower. Then we gone go down there and not say shit. I mean we cant stay in here for as long as they here.
Jay: If I could I would *laughs*
Bey: *giggles* Hell, I would too.
Jay: Lets just take a shower and go from there
(Bey and Jay take a shower together and put on some clothes. They talked a little bit before leaving their room. They slowly walked downstairs, hoping MT don’t come out the woodwork and go HAM on they ass.)
Angie: There they go right there *points to Jay and Bey coming downstairs*….wassup yall?
Bey: Hey *they sit on the love seat*
Kelly: So…
Bey: So what Kelly?
Kelly: So um…Im glad yall finally decided to come out the room.
Angie: Guess they wasn’t finished fuckin yet *laughs*
Bey: Ima fuck you up Angie.You always got some shit to say. Shut the fuck up sometimes damn. *rolls eyes*
Angie: *still giggling* My bad Bey dang
Bey: Where Mama?
Solo: She still in the room with Jr
Bey: She mad?
Chelle: Now Bey, you know how she is. Im sure she’s pissed, but she will get over it once yall talk.
Kelly: Ion see why she would be mad, this is yall house
Bey: I know, but still….*doorbell rings* I’ll get it
Jay: Naw baby I got it. You just chill. *he goes to the door*
Angie: *lookin to see if he was gone and whispers* Damn Bey you was takin that shit *laughs*
Bey: *cant help but laugh at Angie silly ass* Shut up Ang
Angie: Im serious. How you take that? I know its all of 12 inches
Bey: Why you lookin at man’s dick?
Angie: Um hello! We caught yall but ass naked…fucking. You thought we wasn’t gone titties, ass, and dick? Chile please, we saw it ALL!
Bey: *falls out laughing* Hoe my goodness. Leave me alone.
Angie: *hears Jay coming back* We gone talk later
Mama Gloria: *walking in the living room* Hey baby *hugs Bey*
Bey: Hey Mama. How are you?
MG: Im fine baby. And you?
Bey: Im great. I missed you. Its been forever.
MG: I know. I missed yall too.
Jay’s Sis: Um hello what about me?
Bey: *laughs* Hey Annie *hugs her* I missed you too girl. You good?
Sis: Im good. I been asking Jay about you. He just always says you at work or sleep or something.
Bey: Aw yea, I been busy. But Im on break for a month so its all good now….Oh these are my friends/sisters Kelly and Michelle, this is my sister Solange, and this is my cousin Angie
*They all speak to each other and shake hands*
MT: *comes downstairs with Jr like nothing happened* Hey everybody
MG: Hey *shakes her hand* Im Gloria, Shawn’s mother
MT: And Im Tina, Beyonce’s mom….*to Annie* and you are?
Sis: Im Annie, his sister
MT: Nice to meet yall
Both: You too
MG: Hey my lil grandbaby
Jr: *smiles* Hey
Sis: Aw he so cute. He looks like Beyonce *laughs*
Jay: Now don’t yall start that stuff
MT: Yall never met Jr?
MG: I have. He was a little baby tho. Annie was gone when they brought him to see us. *to Jr* You remember me lil man?
Jr: Yesh. You Gwanny Gwowia
MG: Yep that’s right *kisses his cheek*
MT: Well, Im hungry. What about everyone else?
Everyone: Yes! Starving!
MT: *laughs* Well I guess I’ll get to cooking then.
MG: You can cook?
MT: *laughs* I can throw down in the kitchen honey
MG: Aw snap, we gone have a competition in the kitchen *laughs*
MT: Lets go then *laughs*
(MT and MG head to the kitchen and start cooking a bomb ass dinner. They are laughing and talking like they been best friends all they life. Everybody else is in the living room chillin and sipping wine. {except Solo, she would be if she were 21, or if MT wasn’t there lol} They are laughing at Jr dancing in his diaper to Big Pimpin.)
Angie: *laughing* He got that dance from his Mama
Bey: *side-eyes Angie* So anyway, how long yall staying Annie?
Annie: Mama said we gone stay until New Years so be ready to pop bottles and party while Im here.
Angie: yassssss *they hi 5* that’s what im talkin about
Jay: *laughs* Well we already know who the alcoholics in the house are
Annie: *punches him* Shut up punk
Jay: Ouch. Don’t start that shit Annie. Ima put yo ass out my house.
Annie: I aint worried about it. Bey gone let me stay :-P
Bey: *laughs* Yea, you aint going nowhere girl
Jay: Aw so you on her side?
Bey: *kisses him* Awww baby cut it out… and Annie don’t be messin with my baby, you know he sensitive *giggles*
Jay: Whatever. *sighs* This is gonna be a loooong Christmas break.
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Lol @ Angie stupid ass !!! Update soon this was good !
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ReplyDeletelmfao angie ass is crazy, i'm glad mama tina act like ain't nun happen.
ReplyDeleteaww they all so cute
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