No Glue...

(Jay)

Fuck! That was so embarrassing. Now I know how Bey feels when they put her on blast. Damn man. *talks to his dick* How could you do me like that? You fuckin up.

(Living Room)

Bey: Omg let me go check on Jay

Angie: Please help him release *laughs*

Bey: *takes Jr to his room, then goes to her room* Babe you ok?

Jay: Do you think Im ok?

Bey: Dang chill. Can I make it better?

Jay: *side eyes her*

Bey: *sits on his lap* I can help you out with this *rubs his dick*

(As much as Jay wants to be inside of Bey, he says no. He is so embarrassed and he feels like she’s mocking him now.)

Jay: *gently pushes her off and stands up* No Bey

Bey: Oh so you rejecting me now?

Jay: Its not like I want to, but I feel like you making fun of me

Bey: What? Im not making fun of you Jay. Im tryna wear you out so that your dick can go down.

Jay: He was down, but thanks to you sitting on my lap, he’s back up again

Bey: No sir, you will not blame me for you not being able to control ya dick

Jay: Whatever! Just go back downstairs. I’ll be down in a little bit.

Bey: Whatever Jay *leaves*

(Bey goes downstairs and chat with the girls. Of course Annie and Angie was still joking about it, but after awhile they chilled. Bey had to pee so she headed back upstairs to they room and as she was walking to the door….)

Bey: WTF! *presses ear against the door*

Jay: *moaning* Fuck!

Bey: Is he *listens more*

Jay: aaaahh shit

Bey: *opens door* Wow Jay

Jay: *dick in his hand, looking at some pictures* Oh shit

Bey: And I couldn’t help you? Ch…

Jay: Bey don’t tell me you mad about this

Bey: *lies* Not at all *goes to the bathroom*

Jay: *continues and gets his nut* Ahhhh shit yes

Bey: *comes out* You know what? I do feel some type of way about this.

Jay: Bey its not like that.

Bey: Whatever. I guess next time Im horny I’ll masturbate or use a dildo.

Jay: Bey cut that shit out. It is not that serious.

Bey: Whatever *sees pictures* Well at least you were jackin off to pics of me *walks out*

(Bey went downstairs pissed. She grabbed herself a drink and downed it. Everybody was wondering what was going on, but they never said anything. 30 minutes later Jay came down.)

Annie: *sees him* Wassup bro

Jay: Sup….Bey can I talk to you for a minute?

Bey: I don’t feel like talking.

Jay: Really Beyonce?

Bey: *no answer to Jay* So anyway, Kelly when was the last time you talked to Nelly?

Kelly: *confused* Um, idk maybe like a year ago. Why?

Jay: Beyonce!

Bey: Shawn!

Jay: So now Im Shawn?

Bey: *attitude* That’s the name Mama gave you aint it?

Jay: Why you actin like that?

Bey: Im not actin like nothing. Just go back upstairs. I was happier when you were up there.

Jay: *grabs her arm* Beyonce!

Angie: *stands up* Whoa you better chill nigga

Bey: Angie chill… He aint hurtin me…

Angie: I was bouta tear into that ass *sits*

Jay: Beyonce come on

Bey: *deep breath* Fine. Come on. *they go in the kitchen*

Jay: Bey whats wrong with you?

Bey: You act like I couldn’t help you get a nut

Jay: Bey baby, its nothing personal. I just didn’t wanna start havin sex with you again because we would have ended up being interrupted, as usual.

Bey: *silent*

Jay: And do you know how embarrassing it is to come downstairs and my dick is still hard from wanting you? And then you bring yo ass upstairs and tease me even more. I got mad, and Im sorry I rejected you like that.

Bey: I understand. I guess I was just shocked that you did it and I don’t want you to feel like you should have to masturbate and you got me here.

Jay: Baby, as a man, Im gone always jack off. Its just something I do. Especially when you not here and Im horny.

Bey: Well, I don’t like it, but at least you aint cheating on me

Jay: *kisses her* I would never

(Bey and Jay make up and they all chill out for the rest of the day…(skip ahead a couple days)...So now its New Years Eve and the old folks decided they wanted to go to the family apartment and let the young folks party. They took Jr with them so he wouldn’t be around all that liquor and partying. Bey and Jay had planned to have a huge New Years party at they house, its big enough! Celebs came through, even some regular folks.)

Jay: Baby I just got off the phone with some people, they said they on they way. You ready?

Bey: *walks out in sexy ass form fitting dressing* Zip me up *turns around*

Jay: Damn baby. You sexy as fuck *zips her up and taps that ass*

Bey: *giggles* Stop it

Jay: I want that

Bey: You got it…….later. Now lets go downstairs.

Jay: *putting on his watch* After you *they go downstairs*

(Solo is DJing since she preggo and cant do too much. Everybody is appauled at how well she is DJing. They all dancing and drinking.)

Bey: *dancing* woooo

Jay: Damn baby. You backin that ass up *dances on her*

Angie: *drunk, as usual* yasssss *dancing*

Annie: *drunk too* This my shit bitch!!! *dancing*

Jay: Im tired. Ima go sit down baby

Bey: Old ass *laughs* Go head, ima dance with Ang and Annie *goes to dance with them*

Daniel: *walks to Solo* Damn baby you good at this.

Solo: *smiling* I know. Its so fun

Daniel: Im glad you happy. Do me a favor and play a slow song so I can dance with the most beautiful, pregnant woman in the party

Solo: *blushes* Ok babe *plays Usher Nice and Slow**on the mic* Ima take it back and slow it down for yall

(Annie and Angie start doing some extra gay shit and danced on each other O_o. Bey was like fuck all that. She started looking for Jay so they can dance, but….)

Guy: *grabs her from behind and starts dancing*

Bey: *starts grinding* You found me before I found you

Guy: So you was looking for me?

Bey: Of course I was looking for you baby

Guy: *starts grinding on her ass* Damn

Bey: Damn baby when you learn to dance like that? *turns around* What the fuck?! *pulls away*

Shemar: What?

Bey: What the fuck are doing here?

Shemar: Annie invited me

Bey: Awww shit *she just walks off and looks for Jay*

(As she is walking through the crowd looking for Jay, she sees him sitting down in the chair. As soons as she gets close to him, some bitch came over and started giving him a lap dance. At first she didn’t say shit, she wanted to see what Jay would do.)

Jay: Um Im sorry, but can you please move? You stink and I have a fiancé that will to a way better job than you.

Girl: You know you like this Jay. You had no problem with it before. *keeps grinding*

Jay: Um Sherae get the fuck off of me *tries to push her off*

Sherae: *grips the chair and keeps dancing* No Jay enjoy this ass on ya dick

Jay: Sherae get the fuck off me you stupid bitch.

Bey: *snatches her wig* Damn bitch yo dumb ass forgot to glue that cheap ass weave on *BOP! Hit her has in the face*

Sherae: Bitch *hits Bey in the face*

Bey: AW HELL NAW!!! *PUNCH!* DON’T YOU EVER *PUNCH!* PUT YA FUCKIN *PUNCH!* HANDS *PUNCH!* ON ME AGAIN BITCH! *KICK! PUNCH!*

Jay: Oh shit. Bey …

Bey: *death stare* Sit the fuck down. I got this *PUNCH!*

Jay: *obeys* Well damn ok

Solo: *runs over* Bitch! *PUNCH* Don’t ever put ya fuckin hands on my sister again *PUNCH! spit {ewww Solange}*

Angie: Aw fuck naw *hits her with a beer bottle*BITCH!

(After Bey, Angie, and Solo start jumping the bitch, the men decide to pull them off. They fucked her up. Bey was mad as fuck, she got one last kick and stormed upstairs and slammed her door. After the fight was broken up, Jay literally kicked the bitch out and the party continued. It was more live than before.)

Jay: *checkin on Bey* Baby you ok?

Bey: *changing her dress* Im fine. Lets go party. *walks out*

Jay: *shakes his head* Damn that girl is crazy *closes they door and heads back downstairs*

(They party for a while longer. They are all getting fucked. Bey is still pissed, but just like the bad bitch she is she didn’t let it phase her. She kept dancing and having a good time. 

Everybody: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! *bottles popping and the music starts back playing and they all dance*

(All of a sudden the doorbell rings…)

Jay: I got it *goes to the door and opens it and no one is there, just a note*

Note: Watch ya back bitch! AT ALL TIMES. You fucked with the wrong one!

Jay: Awww shit…*runs back to Bey* Baby look at this…….

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S/O to @ShellyLovesBey. She wanted the fight scene! First person to @ me with an idea after reading this will also have their idea in a blog post and a S/O.